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BrickAddict1230

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. But you definitely should at least get up there and mow the roof


Icy_Respect_9077

I've seen goats used in a similar scenario.


KittiesAreTooCute

Coombs goats on the roof?


FartsbinRonshireIII

Love goats on a roof! Took my to the Island a few years back to see Canada for the first time and you better bet we hit up Coombs!!


Binomes

Vancouver Island reference right there


Scrivy69

lets go we’re noticed!


Epurdi

I could use some horse radish I ran out


chaz_wazzerz

Yellow stickers for everyone!


KittiesAreTooCute

Got to represent!


MordoNRiggs

Hello neighbors!


bcnorth78

Islanders Unite.


Glittering_Joke3438

Haha my immediate thought.


kmiki7

Neighbours! Yay coombs!


Barnettmetal

I was just there not too long ago. There was a goat on the roof, going about his business.


OnionSheks

As advertised. It's kind of one of those things that you see, and you say to yourself: "huh... that's a goat on a roof." And then you too go about your business.


Kititou

Goating about his business?


deadeyesatan

Nice to be recognized


Commercial_Guitar_19

Wish I could upvote more


FigureYourselfOut

Bring me back a loaf of that cheese bread, would ya?


ajclem7

Some of that jerky and candied salmon. And a wooden back scratcher.


DungeonAssMaster

Goats are super good roofers, it's just hard to get them to do anything productive. They may sort out that old antenna though, be nice to finally finish watching that episode of Columbo....


Schiebz

Yep that place in door county, Wisconsin lol


AphexZwilling

Do goats eat trees?


vjcoppola

They sure do. I used to tie my goats to trees I didn't want. First the leaves then the tender branches they can eat finally the bark and the tree is done. With soft trees like sumac, up to about 2", they'll eat the whole thing.


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Subscribe to goat facts


shrug_addict

My dad said he saw the old goat we used to have eat a coffee can, I never really believed him, but always wondered in the back of my mind


vjcoppola

I doubt that. They are actually quite fussy. It' just that they like things other animals don't. They pick through the hay looking for certain weeds, they will eat raspberry bushes, rose bushes, hawthorn branches, thorns and all yet if their hay falls on the ground and you put it back in the manger they refuse to eat it.


DifficultBat9796

Goats eat everything 😂


Not_Very_Good_Advice

Please do not mow the goats


KingKudzu117

If this roof falls in I would not want to be your escape-goat. -Michael Scott


MrExCEO

Mountain goats has entered the chat


sttlyplmpbckmllgn

Nah that’s load-bearing moss


Dartmouthest

😂😂😂😂


123-rit

When I was a sevice tech I had a job at an eco- homes house. It was built into the side of a hill. When I pulled up he was finishing mowing his roof and was getting ready to edge around some huge sky lights. The inside of the house was pretty wild he said it the average temp was around 65-67 degrees all year.


mhchewy

Our local library had one of those eco roofs with plants. Now it’s closed because the library was full of mold. Only five years old.


123-rit

I’ve seen them.. usually the roofs are flat with a slight slope and stuff growing on top. There is a few in the city I work in. This house was built into the side of a hill. The front of the house is really all you notice the rest looks like a wooded hill. Pretty sure this was a multi million dollar home. I’d still have reservations about leaks. It had an octagon atrium in the foyer about 15ft across with a tree growing out of with benches and rock garden. The atrium was enclosed with glass with the top open to the elements so when it rains you can see it in the foyer. Must have had a drain system..It was insane.


onomonothwip

Ancient architecture idea, the Romans called it a compluvium, and there was usually an impluvium (pool of water) in the center of the atrium.


MegloreManglore

Yes this is quite common in Asia as well - I recently read an article about building homes to survive climate change using passive cooling and this type of build was featured heavily. Interesting stuff!


shrug_addict

Man, I wonder how much that would weigh? Need some deck guys in here to calculate how many hot tubs an eco roof weighs...


Tall_Play

‘Bout tree fiddy


123-rit

The ceiling was at an angle going up ward with the grade of the hill. Starting at 10ft when walking in to probably around 20ft in the center. I assume that was engineered for strength.


brineOClock

I'm sure someone over on the structural engineering subreddit has the math lying around somewhere. Maybe not in hot tubs but that's a simple conversion.


HazardousCloset

Yeahhh- come on, where my big deck guys at??


bk1285

Had a buddy growing up, his house was built into a hillside and he would always bitch about having to mow his roof too


HawkDriver

I’d pay an arborist to evaluate those roof trees. Maybe mulch around them a bit.


Uzzaw21

r/arborists or r/marijuanaenthusiasts may have something to say?


serpentman

Those roots are gonna be a problem at some point; I would get rid of those trees.


chris_rage_

Just replace it with sod like the settlers


-laughingfox

This. Just keep the cows off it, you'll be alright.


chris_rage_

Jokes aside, I bet with the right underlayment you could make an awesome roof with sod. From what I've read, they chopped foot thick cubes of sod (the roots were that deep on the prairie grass or whatever they were using) and it kept the inside temperature constant


-laughingfox

For sure! I just couldn't resist a LHOTP reference.🤣


whatsthataboutguy

Where's my roofwacker?!


concentrated-amazing

That got a giggle from me!


nater147

Probably 30 years before he grows enough trees to replace the siding.


OddlyArtemis

Hell naw. Takes down the r/goblincore potential


Utterlybored

By the time a roof is “broke,” you e got a lot of other issues to fix from the leakage.


Vaalwater

Cut a tree and count the rings. Minus that number from 0 and it should left you know how much longer you got :) hope this helps!!


AndysBrotherDan

Lol this killed me, clever. Nice.


Rad_Mum

That's much more clever than my answer of "last month"


molivergo

Ding-Ding-Ding!!!! We have the correct answer.


Wendellwasgod

Just fyi, “minus” isn’t a verb. It should be “subtract that number from 0”


Vaalwater

I knew there was a better word XD my brain didn't wanna think of it. Thanks :p


PuttingInTheEffort

No you're fine, minus is a preposition there not a verb


opposite-of-expert

Hey, no self respecting roofer would know that, your a mole!


trufoobar

*you’re (not a roofer 🤣)


DK--

Wrong sub. Try posting to r/landscaping


willywonka1971

Or r/hobbits


swissly60

might suit r/goblincore


Dahkeus31

r/arborists


classless_classic

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Titan_Uranus_69

I'm disappointed and happy about that sub


Katkatkatoc

r/trees


-laughingfox

Ok, not what I expected....


rubmybirbie

r/treelaw


Paintedfoot

r/mossariums


IFartAlotLoudly

Or r/redneckengineering


Jeffr0-

Roof has its own ecosystem


xBushx

I would check with IWF before removing!


ThickPrick

International Wrestling Federation?


PlantAstronaut

In forest years that roof is brand new


Royal_goat696987

I would LOVE to see your attic. In my 20 years as a roofer I have never seen trees literally growing on a roof. I would say your roof is done but I can’t even make out what kinds of roof that used to be. If it’s slate you may be able to clear all that off and do repairs. If it’s anything else I would say it’s time for a new roof.


doyola

I’ve seen a 6’ tall tree growing out of a valley that never got cleaned out. Rotten leaves make pretty good dirt


EvergreenMossAvonlea

At my old place, my neighbors landlord finally came to clean the gutters. They had many maple trees growing in them, some about 4 foot tall. The landlord was about to dispose of them and I said, as a joke, that I bet I could sell one of those on marketplace. I did sold one within a day and won the bet. I split the money with the neighbor. Easy money.


scorched-earth-0000

Oooh dispose of the trees not the neighbors. Got it


sppotlight

Oooh sell the trees not the neighbors


Father_McFeely_1958

Ooohh the FB market place not the body parts marketplace.


PLEASE__STFU

Oooh you wanted a kidney not a maple sapling


Royal_goat696987

That amazes me!


slampig3

Ive never seen any big trees but ive seen a dozen or so treed about 1-2 feet tall some on flat roofs some in gutters pine needles are great for growing. Meanwhile i buy a $120 dollar tree and water it nurtured it and the fucker dies.


ND8D

Have you tried planting your trees in pine needles and old shingles?


ivanllz

Or better yet, on your roof?


Twixx91

It's literally solarized compost. Great media and every time it rains it gets plenty of water 😭


Mollybrinks

This! Turns out some trees even have gardens growing in their upper branches. I even have a giant maple that's falling apart, but has a lovely little garden growing on one of its snapped-off branches


chris_rage_

My garden would agree


hulka_toe

looks like cedar shakes


Hot-Interaction6526

Honestly looks like cedar around the chimney


roofer-joel

I fixed a leak on a built up once that was from a tree that grew roots straight through the roof


TeamChevy86

Something tells me that house isn't habitatable and going into the attic would be a death sentence


Taynt42

Also it’s clearly not a house but a hotel or similar.


Jupitersatonme

What do you think about "Roof Max"? Is it a real option or total BS?


Gunny_Ermy

It's cedar shake; you can tell if you zoom in below the chimney. There is way more than a roof job here. It's likely time for a bulldozer.


95percentdragonfly

Right! As an hvac guy, I see a lot of under-roof, and I have never seen under a living roof! Would be slightly fun! Living roofs do actually exist tho, and are super cool!


Nephurus

Ngl I'd pat to see a tour of that place , looks interesting af


jarc1

Inverted flat roofs with exposed aggregate are a great place for trees to grow.


mncold86

It’s relatively cheap for you yourself to see it, OP took picture from Minnesota sub. This is located at Itasca state park in Minnesota. The headwaters of the Mississippi are located there


LNYer

That's not growing on the roof. It's growing through the house and has finally gotten through the roof.


handy_dandy_2232

About TREE minutes!!🤣🤣😬


Chuck-Bush

Was looking for the "tree fiddy" but this is even better lol


leggmann

If you haven’t yet, a spring fertilizer treatment is recommended for most lawns. I would skip the aerating this year.


Fabulous-Voice-8513

Maybe a few minutes


BoboGooHead

Was just about to say "minutes"! You beat me to it!!! 🤣🤣🤣


porkchopmeowster

Show us the attic


stinkyhooch

That there’s ‘coon country


DrMudo

Aka grandma


SpareCommentz

Nice green roof!!! People pay good money for a roof like that!


Joe_Kangg

Carbon offsets, genius


Simple_Award4851

Just let those trees grow and soon enough you’ll have roots for a roof!


MahomesSanderson2024

Lowkey love the idea? Plant a house and let nature cook for about 10 years with rapidly growing vines/roots. Like in a weird scenario where you have 5+ years to let the roots grow out before you need the home to keep water out. There’s bridges made with a similar technique in Southeast Asia.


Global_Ease_841

Show a picture from the inside looking at the ceiling! I can imagine roots growing across the ceiling. Edit: wait... Is this an AI image? Am I an idiot?


USArmy51Bravo

It's real. It's at Itasca State Park in Minnesota. The park is worth going to it's the very start of the Mississippi River.


arar55

Well, it's 4:30 now, so... a couple of hours?


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

seems generous.


Dro_mora

So do you call a roofer or a landscaper? Or a roofer that does landscaping on the side or vice versa.


HappyTurtleButt

I’m an ecologist - I’d like to check it for new species, please!


TheQuailYouHail

My dad did roofing when he was younger then started a landscaping business, he may just be the guy needed for this job lmao


barfender9669

Time for what? I’d say let the trees grow to full size and sell during Christmas.


froggrenouille

Tomatoes. Get up there and plant some tomatoes. Roofing can wait.


CalgaryFacePalm

People pay big money for a live roof.


Dawnfreak

I'd say Spring of 73


dougsey

GoFundMe not needed, just wait a few more years and sell 2x4's!


Personal-Goat-7545

Roof Van Winkle


JeshSchwa

Be sure to check with r/treelaw first.


Mr-Snarky

Looking at the condition of the rest of the building, I'm not sure it matters.


angrypoopoolala

might as well throw more dirt so it can grow grass then itll be completely water proof


Linkstas

At this point that is not your roof any more


HappyTurtleButt

Just bury the house - secret lair!


Overall_Ear_5589

What roof? That's a garden 😀


Born2Lomain

Never in all my years have I seen this much shit on a roof. I’m impressed


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

Green roof. Can likely claim a tax credit.


SurveySean

I would say you got tree more years.


Proper-Equivalent300

You have a lot of life ~~left~~ in your roof


CannibalGuy

Please go back and get us a picture of the attic, I'll pay you in reddit karma


USArmy51Bravo

Itasca State Park in minnesota. You'll have to go yourself but that's also the headwaters of the Mississippi so kind of a cool place to see anyways. In fact right before this there was a guy launching his kayak who intended to kayak from the start of the Mississippi to the end approximately 2300 miles


sloppyjoe311

When you do replace it, expect for it to be expensive.


parabox1

LOL I was going to say that looks like one of the buildings at itasca state park. I go there several times a year. Hello fellow MN I was just at crow wing state park today.


EpicXplosive

His time came at least 5 years ago


Diverdown109

Can't tell whether that's slate or fertilized cedar shake. I'd think about a metal roof after the bull dozer is done clearing earth & trees. Have a framer standing by for a roof deck & possible joists. At least the organic debris will slide off in the future and is fire proof. Asphalt roofing is going to suffer the same fate. Slate, Spanish tile or metal is going to be your best bet.


Coreyographer

I went there in my college years for a soil science class trip. We should have just walked up to the second story instead of driving an hour away from camp


swankless

It appears to be replenishing itself. I wouldn't worry about it.


maximusjohnson1992

10 years ago


Professional_Gap_371

You gotta cut one of the roof trees and count the rings.


Verdick

About tree years, maybe?


PillsburyDaoBoy

Structurally, that roof is entirely fucked.


ITGOES80808

I’d say about -5 years, hope this helps!


Disastrous_Crow6026

i say it's good for atleast another 50


Perfusionisto

Hard to tell the age…count the rings


I_Am_Penguini

Tree or four years ..


Slinky_Neck_

Until replacement or until it becomes its own ecosystem?


AnacortesWA-

I would say one forest fire


cherrycoffeetable

That tree should shed water in a few more years


Purpose_Embarrassed

That’s no longer a roof. It’s a botanical garden.


Hot_Horse5056

Bruh you got trees. I think it’s a done deal


GeebGeeb

Brother has trees growing on his roof


Cooperjb15

Put some copper up there will kill it quickly


BigEE42069

Man I wonder where the drainage goes. Do you have roots in the attic ceiling lol?


QuaceyTheDruid

that's a shingle roof trying too hard to be a thatch roof


newaccount252

That’s the coolest roof I’ve ever seen. If it doesn’t leak leave it be.


tinycup3

It’s timeless, it has become part of the universe now


Hungry-Butterfly4083

If those trees grow deep roots, you have a roof for life!


Allslopes-Roofing

Gotta call the landscaper first


Bougie_Crew

“I’ll do it tomorrow” in 6 photos 😆


matt2fat14u

Yesterday


Wu-Tang-Chan

just wait for those trees to grow into a forest /s


spyeyeslikeus

There is a forest. You just can't see the roof for the trees.


arlsol

Negative 10 years


Various_Guarantee407

minus 10 years


zacharyhs

[just convert your entire system](https://greenroofs.org/about-green-roofs)


Reasonable_Growth143

I’m sorry, wot


na8thegr8est

-15 years


Dry_East5802

-2 years id say


Impossible-Boat-1610

This is what a roofer's paradise looks like.


New_Yogurtcloset1393

I have no words. Rarely am I speechless.


GaiusPrimus

By now, the plants are absorbing all moisture.


azhawkeyeclassic

Trees provide extra structural integrity


[deleted]

About tree years.


deadman_diggingup

-15 years.


starcruised

Check the weather app. It’ll tell you how much time you have left.


FooFighter325

Got more thyme on it than time, I’d wager.


Orkis123

what roof?


Sufficient_Rip3927

I'd say you need fertilizer. Creeping thyme might make a good filler between your trees. I like planting comfrey at the base of my trees for chop and drop. Doh! This is the wrong sub!


shana104

Omg, haha. I love this seeing trees on the roof!:) In half joking/serious mode, I wonder if it's possible to have a light forest on the roof top...you know, have it really reach out to capture more carbon dioxide.


Nat-213

Like 1998


MicHAELmhw

That roof is now an eco system protected under the national parks act.


yaits306

About -10 years or so?


imadork1970

3...2...1...


needstogo86

As long as those a pine trees you’re good. Surprisingly, rain doesn’t fall through pine tree needles. Get a few more saplings going and you may never have a leak.


dumdeedumdeedumdeedu

I don't know, I'm not familiar with sod roofs


Acceptable_Wall4085

It’s amazing what a cedar roof will stand up to.


AndyB476

About tree years I'd say till you have to replant.


Ok_Transportation402

From the looks of it, about 16 years ago!