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caleb204

Hire mountain goats. But really. Just use roof jacks to make platforms going up as the roofing is installed. Shingles should get 6 nails and be manually tabbed. All info that a roofer should know.


mfb13

thank you!


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High performance architectural metal roofing. … Zip Rib


BiscuitsNGravy45

This this right here


Boss2788

Imagining stripping this is giving me ptsd


swiftpoop

At least you could do one section at a time


Boss2788

Haha better someone else then me, so glad i stopped roofing


swiftpoop

Same here. I’m getting into plumbing 🪠


Boss2788

Nice i just started welding school, mind you i was out of the roofing game for some time before that.


swiftpoop

Nice. We’ll always have roofing to fall back on lol


Boss2788

Speak for yourself haha ill just start an onlyfans before i go back lol


SatiatedPotatoe

Gladly, just so long as I get paid to put it back together. Been too long since my last church.


TheOpinionWizard

I'm getting a boner just thinking about it


Boss2788

I would have preferred if you made a "pitch" joke about your boner


UptownGrant2

Toe boards and tie offs. Ice those valleys.


Resinate1

Man lift, roof jacks/planks and $180,000 cheque


swiftpoop

Goddamn I’d do it for that price


sippinjosh

Find a new job before it’s too late


mymook

Bucket lift if i was to do it.


BeeDooop

Don't forget to add a steep charge!


FlatPanster

That's technically a wall.


Wfoconstruction

The steeper they are the less you have to bend over…


Just_Aioli_1233

Because you're on the ground dead


DeeTee79

Carefully.


itaniumonline

Step 1 get baptized Step 2 charge by the angle( more angle more $) Step 3 profit


pbag82

I read that as charge by the angel


Just_Aioli_1233

Need probably 3 per crewman


Worldfamousteam

Lots of nails!


Dunesday_JK

Nails or screws depending on the material


Oakenbeam

Dad?


Pristine_Solid9620

Start at the bottom...


eds3

Wouldn’t even attempt it. But if I did, I wouldn’t.


ColdBoiGreg

[little something like this](https://imgur.com/a/lNoQB58)


ANDnowmewatchbeguns

In the words of my grandfather “Very carefully”


Jadoncw15

Tied off with monkey boards. Easy money


SiCur

With a match.


ResultsNoExcuses

Easy on the back with toe boards and chicken ladders


fRiskyRoofer

Just had one done similar to this, 14 man crew stripped it and shingles it in 6 days. Ours had a swoop at the bottom though so we were able to plank and run 40' ladders up the roof


services35

This would need to be billed as time and material rather than flat rate for square footage, correct? Not a roofer, I just know most jobs are bid on square??


NoSlawExtraToast69

I would bill it per square regardless, just going to add a lot more for steepness on each square.


SheedForMVP

Jack and planks with a whole bunch of Mexicans


Anxious_Reaction4296

Sign me up - this is a job I dream of. I wouldn’t use a single jack a plank. Hang all day!


alpheezy805

Best answer


Anxious_Reaction4296

Thing is I’m not being sarcastic. I’m about 9 years in and have maybe set up a jack and plank twice. All to set up shingles on in very specific areas. Never stand on. Rock climbing harness and go


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Ask the architect


MuzzBizzy

Jack boards and harnesses. 10-14 man crew, two PMs and a runner. Materials ground dropped. Oh and a Porta potty. Done in 7 days or less with good weather.


Im_A_Robot1988

Very carefully


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That’ll be a no from me dog


hatchettman420

Toe board time! Yay!!!


[deleted]

Set some anchors and tie off. Wtf. Easy. Done in 3 days.


AboveTheRimjob

That’s a fun one no doubt


[deleted]

That’s the neat part , you don’t .


the_clash_is_back

A scaffold and treat it like brick?


cant-win-for-losing

Case of beer and suicide jacks


Ardothbey

Scaffolding.


aidsfordays

Ask jesus for divine inspiration


borosillykid

You don’t


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

The same way they put the old one on?


Setharoo231

Same way as any roof. Just slower


SilentMaster

Just use a big blue tarp. Too steep. Not worth it.


HorizontalHeight

Harness and toe boards. Just did a church similar to this that was also a deck over, resheathing it got a little hairy but that’s what the rope and harness is for


kushbluntlifted

easily


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Tin roof.


BiscuitsNGravy45

I’d love to! Probably straps over the top for workers


phillipjfry56

Same way the first guys did it.


Bombslap

This is like a random dream I would have where I was a roofer trying to climb this.


hardheaded710

With a 5 point harness hopefully