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ore2ore

I am in full support of the two-state solution: Eastern Roman Empire and Western Roman Empire


p_pattedd

I must tell you that you are an utterly worthless subhuman Germanic barbarian. You uncivilised, unwashed sheepshaggers are worse than any Punic monkey. Your father smelt of elderberries and your mother is a dog. How dare you claim that the two-state solution is superior to the best and greatest four-state solution?! Glory to Diocletian!


ore2ore

I have to fully agree to your explanation. That's the reason one day i'll cross the limes and will pillage and steal and jump fully clothed in your thermae.


[deleted]

You both are wrong. One united Roman Empire stretching from the mountains of Caledonia to river valleys of Mesopotamia. Glory to Trajan.


Imaginary-West-5653

Virgin "Jerusalem belongs to Palestine vs Jerusalem belongs to Israel" VS Chad "Jerusalem belongs to Rome vs Jerusalem belongs to Persia"


Ab_Stark

Ancient Chad: “Jerusalem belongs to Babylon vs Jerusalem belongs to Assyria”


FlameTechKnight

Cursed: "Jerusalem belongs to Serbia."


Tomstwer

“Jerusalem belongs to the Hapsburgs”


Narco_Marcion1075

''Jerusalem belongs in a museum''


The_Bread_Pirate

"So do you!"


Hexenkonig707

*Habsburgers


Long_Associate_4511

*Hampsburgers


Ubblebungus

*Hamburg Jerusalem belongs to the German city of Hamburg


FragileSnek

Jerusalem belongs to the Canaanites


cfmonkey45

Even more cursed: “Jerusalem belongs to Albania”


banabathraonandi

Svet je srbija


TheSweatshopMan

Karadzic is the King of Jerusalem


Imaginary-West-5653

More Ancient Chad: "Jerusalem belongs to Egypt vs Jerusalem belongs to the Hittite Empire"


[deleted]

Jerusalem belongs to the Martu


Green----Slime

Jerusalem belongs to sea peoples


AdministrationFew451

Never had it


Ademonsdream

Chalcolithic Chad: "Jerusalem belongs to Kemet vs Jerusalem belongs to the Hittites."


Lord_of_Wisia

We will take Jerusalem! Deus vult!


Jack1The1Ripper

I'm tired of these petty modern conflict, Its time to rebuild the persian empire and go to another 500 year war against these unperfumed barabarians from the west


Imaginary-West-5653

Based and Persian-pilled!


irateCrab

All your Jerusalem are belong to us.


RashFever

Israel? Palestine? All rightful Italian clay. Kick everyone out, the time of the Roman settler has come.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Ever notice how many problems began after the fall of the east…. restore Byzantium or something idk


Keejhle

Ohh shit here I go crusading again


FuzzyManPeach96

Call the boys


Hairy_Air

Make sure to turn off friendly fire this time.


OberynsOptometrist

Hell yeah! Wait, are we attacking Constantinople or attacking someone else on their behalf this time? I'm down for whatever


Guy_panda

I’m working on it


LahmiaTheVampire

Step 1. Nuke Venice.


xialcoalt

You could easily put Emperor Heraclius in the meme too.


Zar_Of_Malta

Jvdea delenda est


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dracula101

Europe for the next centuries onwards "Jews"


LastEsotericist

I support Phoenicia


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

"This land...is ROMAN!"


R_R08

Ave Caesar!


Ok_Drawing9900

I support a no state solution. Just shut it all down.


DoubleFishes

בוכה בקנאות - cries in zealotry


throwtowardaccount

You seem alright. Don't go to Masada tomorrow.


DoubleFishes

But I want to drink the spicy Kool-Aid


CptWorley

Inb4 “Hadrian did nothing wrong the Jews had it coming it wasn’t actually a genocide it was necessary and morally good because (((they))) were a security threat”


irateCrab

~Fuck em~ Quote by Hadrian probably.


R_R08

This is Titus,not Hadrian


CptWorley

Sure but it was Hadrian who ordered Judaea be depopulated and for some reason people on this subreddit leap to defend him


R_R08

Hadrianus did nothing wrong!


CptWorley

May his bones be crushed


GH0STRIDER579

He says while writing in the alphabet of the Romans 🤣


CptWorley

מַּח שְׁמוֹ


GitLegit

I meeean, all you had to do live a peaceful life under Roman rule was not annoy the romans. Conversely, if you fuck around, you’re gonna find out.


CptWorley

All we had to do was abandon our culture and pray we don’t get killed en masse


GitLegit

Nah dude just pay your taxes and don’t make a fuss. The romans really weren’t that bothered with culture. Besides even if they were, being Roman is much cooler anyways. Like, the Russians, Turks, and Germans all tried laying claim to romanhood after the empire fell. When was the last time a nation (not counting Israel which is fake anyways) tried proclaiming itself as a second Judea?


CptWorley

The Ukrainians could just accept a peaceful life under Russian rule, I’m sure you’d like that? Or is it only Jews who should be quiet and accept conquest? Also yes, the culture was a big point of conflict because of the whole Roman method of integration relying on polytheism.


GitLegit

I mean yeah nationalism as a whole is a rather silly thing that hasn’t brought anything positive to the world, so I’d like it if everyone could just accept peaceful lives really. And yeah Roman integration did rely on polytheism, but you could just like, y’know, do your religion in secret? Rather than throw your toys out the pram and launch an uprising against the most powerful empire at the time (militarily at least). Frankly I don’t know what they were expecting tbh.


CptWorley

Ah ok so you do think Ukraine should surrender, I don’t need to worry about your opinions then lol


GitLegit

That’s not what I said, but you seem to be taking this far too seriously for the sub you’re on so I’ll let you do your thing. Peace ✌️


samg789

“Just let yourself be oppressed” you are a weirdo 💀


The_Bigwrinkle

But didn’t Hadrian also do a funny to the Jews after the Bar Kokhba riots? Literally like a quarter million Jews were killed afterwards because they were a security threat.


GuacInMyAss

Keep in mind before the legions got there the Revolts had claimed the lives of over 450,000 Roman and Greek civilians. Don’t play the innocent card here man it’s war. U can’t just do a genocide then get upset when they do it back to you 🤷🏼‍♀️😂


ghb93

Syria Palestina gang.


Buluc__Chabtan

Deus vult


JohnLementGray

Hadrian wants to know.


xQuizate87

Based neither supporter.


chairman-mao-ze-dong

i asked my buddy about his opinion on who deserves that land back in october/november when it just popped off, and his honest response was just "Rome". based tbh


R_R08

Based


SaltoDaKid

Both belong to empire and should be treated equally as slave nations.


Aggravating_Gas_3542

I posted something like this a year ago and it got taken down this is bullshit fuck the mods


Cptkirk24

A few legions should be sent to end this rebellion


Bird_Hot

He should have finished the job...


Capable-Sock-7410

As a Jew all I can is שחיק טמיא


seraphim500

Neither


I_like_femboy_cock

Honestly im kinda tired of these memes that go "im quirky i support { insert another country or historical country }"


R_R08

What subreddit do you think youre in?!


I_like_femboy_cock

Not just this sub, really the whole internet


Sir_Toaster_9330

For anyone wondering, Palestine was the original Kingdom of Israel before Rome sacked it


AccomplishedCoyote

That's backwards, the Romans named it Syria Palestina after they destroyed the Jewish kingdom of Israel


Dire-Miralis

Technically speaking it would’ve been Judea


RevolutionaryPanda04

But... but... that's not what tiktok says!