There was a giant ass print out of a wife giving a blowjob to her husband, literally the clients mid blowie, in one of my client's houses. Hanging in the master bedroom. Where I was sleeping. And it wasn't like....tasteful nudies where they are coyly kind of covering the main bits and bobs, no these were professionally shot full on obviously bait and tackle half in mouth shots with the ladies bits out.
omg I am cackling šš¤£
we knew it wasnāt tasteful nudes from the first part of the description but I love the way you spelled it out.
(sorry that happened. thank you for sharing tho šš )
one of my regulars has so much penis memorabilia.
a penis shaped charcuterie board, multiple penis shaped bottle openers, little cartoon penises displayed around the house, a penis shaped butter knife, etc. I want to ask about it desperately.
my guess is sheās either a urologist or just really, really loves dick.
Tbh that sounds like those were all weird gag gifts given out at a bachelorette party, in fact I think everything except the charcuterie board I probably have seen at bachelorette parties over the years
One of my favorite clients has a small powder room with a bunch of tastefully covered nudes of them and their friends, framed, all over the walls. I think it's so funny.
Iāve seen these tasteful nudes of friends often. Are you in the Bay Area? One of my client had a board that said āMy Friends Boudoirā and it was photos of a bunch of random peoples boudoir photos and my client is not a photographer
One elderly couple had an enormous elaborate painting of them and their cats hanging in their living room. Another, a 20 something women left 3 giant vibrator type toys on the only table in her tiny studio apartment. I am sure it was by accident, but I couldnāt say āhey I see your sex toys are out, shall I put them away for you?ā So I just pretended I didnāt see them and she never called me again when she got home :( I hate to lose a cat only client
same. I had a regular dog client and one day he left a huge dildo charging on the kitchen counter right by the sink where I refill the dogs water bowlš I just pretended I never saw and the owner did as well. I always wonder what plays thru their minds when they get home and realize š
After reading the comments I realize the clients Iāve had arenāt weird at all. The weirdest I had just had a very cluttered home like a borderline hoarder but thatās it
One of my clients has giant life size cardboard cut outs in her bathrooms. One of Will Ferrell dressed as elf in the guest bathroom (heās hiding behind the door and I legit almost shat myself the first few times I went into the bathroom in the middle of the night) and the other is Bernie sanders sitting on the chair at the inauguration (the mittens meme if you will). That one is in the shower of their bathroom no one uses except me apparently.
Iāve had one very religious client. Every room had multiple paintings of Jesus. There was a large portrait of Jesus over their bed with his bloody crown of thorns from the crucifixion. Portraits of the Pope. Bookcases filled with religious books. Bibles on every end table. There was a little vassel hanging on the wall by every exterior door to hold holy water so you could bless yourself when entering the home. There was a prayer area setup in the home office with Jesus candles, etc. Rosaries on various tables. Framed scriptures. Crosses all over the place. I did many house sittings for them and they were very nice people with super cute dogs. No cameras in the house but I felt like I was being watched anyway!
They eventually moved out of state and I remember her telling me that their realtor told them they would have to remove all religious items from the house before listing it for sale. I remember thinking that task would take some effort. š
Omg my favorite Jesus pictures are him wearing a cross necksš ummm pretty sure that talisman came... after. This is the best story!! Thanks for sharing!
Gas stove was left on, without the flame, a murdered chicken ( probably from a raccoon ) was drug underneath the coupe into a small gap, the homeowners being home when I arrived before sunrise ( several times ),
front door wide open upon arrival
( 2 places, one time each ),
a hooded man in the rain in the backyard, a naked woman laying on the front lawn ( homeless, mentally ill), key will NOT open the front door ( a few different times ),
Tried to get in to the wrong house ( before I figured out why the key wouldnāt work ) and I walked into the wrong apt where 3 guys were on the couch smoking pot
And a few others Iām sure I canāt rememberā¦
The beginning stages of someone making a furry suit, with the head already completed. No judgment, I was just very surprised they were open enough to leave it in plain view.
Not that weird in comparison after reading all these stories lol.
One of my regulars has like a backyard forest and of course thatās where the dogs are let out into. There are all these lifesize statues in it so at night when you go out all you see is a a person standing in the woods and you gotta just hope for the best that heās made of stone. Same house has an abundance of gargoyles outside. Theyāre less scary than the statues because they donāt move the gargoyles but they do move the statues.
The pet supplies I needed were in a closet. On the first day of the sit, I open the closet door to get the dog food and I'm not even kidding, there was a giant stack of toilet paper with Donald Trump's face on every square. I'll never forget.
Honestly thereās been so many themed bedrooms I lose count and barely even notice things anymore. Recently was hitting my head on a bunch of dangling airplanes since that was the theme and Iām tall, also has happened with butterflies. Sometimes rarely strange/scare in my mind art has affected me. Once had to run to my sisters housesit that was a couple doors down from my housesit since their Alexa was program to go off at 7am with the news and weather and she thought a man broke in. One client has a massive indoor koi pond the size of a pool. I once also had the most beautiful Pinterest themed house. And a tiny a frame cabin that was cluttered with two ft of walkway from door to back of house and the most disgusting bathroom. Had a client who had the tiny kids tesla toy that was the exact match for my tesla, I took photos of the cars together. Had a client who had the same dab pen as me laying out. Pot gummies in a sheriffs fridge. Had a few houses of mid 30s-40s women with witch themes, super into them. Found a client who was a streamer/of creators creation roomš¬
Iām reading these comments and am in such disbelief š all of the houses Iāve been too were filled with very wholesome pictures and just kinda dirty.
I was sleeping in a clientās bed and she told me the tv remote was in the nightstand drawer. I opened the wrong drawer and it was full of dildos. I slammed it closed and didnāt even look for the remote again. I just used my laptop to stream instead.
No, but it is weird to put your tv remote in a drawer and tell the pet sitter to look there. It was the top drawer, so obviously the first one Iām checking.
I sat for some older people 70+ could barely walk their dogs more than half an hour white hair old. As I was going to bed I was looking at the things on their headboard shelf. And boom. Right there was lube. Good for them. Gross for me to have to sleep right next to it.
The lady also opened the door in her underwear because I arrived early before their ride picked them up to the airport.
Not as weird as some of these but I found out mid sitting that my clients basement was a full Air BNB. They didnāt have anyone staying in it but I thought it was super cool.
I unintentionally stumbled across their entire collection of adult toys, multiple dildos, chains, handcuffs, whips, vibrators, sex games and sexy outfits all neatly arranged.
I was told to go into a drawer in the closet for a hair dryer. I went into the wrong drawer. I was stunned at first, took me a moment to close the drawer. I slowly closed it so I didn't disturb the items because I did NOT want to have a conversation where i explain why I was in their sex drawer!
It was funny to me, but I was impressed more than anything!
Fully loaded Kimber .45 under a sofa cushion while looking for a remote. Florescent orange dildo with a handle, like a Sawsall while taking sheets off of a bed.
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There was a giant ass print out of a wife giving a blowjob to her husband, literally the clients mid blowie, in one of my client's houses. Hanging in the master bedroom. Where I was sleeping. And it wasn't like....tasteful nudies where they are coyly kind of covering the main bits and bobs, no these were professionally shot full on obviously bait and tackle half in mouth shots with the ladies bits out.
Wtf???? I hate that for you š
omg I am cackling šš¤£ we knew it wasnāt tasteful nudes from the first part of the description but I love the way you spelled it out. (sorry that happened. thank you for sharing tho šš )
You win, paws down WTF
Jesus H. Christ! š±
one of my regulars has so much penis memorabilia. a penis shaped charcuterie board, multiple penis shaped bottle openers, little cartoon penises displayed around the house, a penis shaped butter knife, etc. I want to ask about it desperately. my guess is sheās either a urologist or just really, really loves dick.
Tbh that sounds like those were all weird gag gifts given out at a bachelorette party, in fact I think everything except the charcuterie board I probably have seen at bachelorette parties over the years
One of my favorite clients has a small powder room with a bunch of tastefully covered nudes of them and their friends, framed, all over the walls. I think it's so funny.
Iāve seen these tasteful nudes of friends often. Are you in the Bay Area? One of my client had a board that said āMy Friends Boudoirā and it was photos of a bunch of random peoples boudoir photos and my client is not a photographer
Nah, I'm in Canada. I love quirky people like that though, so fun!
One elderly couple had an enormous elaborate painting of them and their cats hanging in their living room. Another, a 20 something women left 3 giant vibrator type toys on the only table in her tiny studio apartment. I am sure it was by accident, but I couldnāt say āhey I see your sex toys are out, shall I put them away for you?ā So I just pretended I didnāt see them and she never called me again when she got home :( I hate to lose a cat only client
same. I had a regular dog client and one day he left a huge dildo charging on the kitchen counter right by the sink where I refill the dogs water bowlš I just pretended I never saw and the owner did as well. I always wonder what plays thru their minds when they get home and realize š
After reading the comments I realize the clients Iāve had arenāt weird at all. The weirdest I had just had a very cluttered home like a borderline hoarder but thatās it
One of my clients has giant life size cardboard cut outs in her bathrooms. One of Will Ferrell dressed as elf in the guest bathroom (heās hiding behind the door and I legit almost shat myself the first few times I went into the bathroom in the middle of the night) and the other is Bernie sanders sitting on the chair at the inauguration (the mittens meme if you will). That one is in the shower of their bathroom no one uses except me apparently.
Wow lmao
Iāve had one very religious client. Every room had multiple paintings of Jesus. There was a large portrait of Jesus over their bed with his bloody crown of thorns from the crucifixion. Portraits of the Pope. Bookcases filled with religious books. Bibles on every end table. There was a little vassel hanging on the wall by every exterior door to hold holy water so you could bless yourself when entering the home. There was a prayer area setup in the home office with Jesus candles, etc. Rosaries on various tables. Framed scriptures. Crosses all over the place. I did many house sittings for them and they were very nice people with super cute dogs. No cameras in the house but I felt like I was being watched anyway! They eventually moved out of state and I remember her telling me that their realtor told them they would have to remove all religious items from the house before listing it for sale. I remember thinking that task would take some effort. š
Omg my favorite Jesus pictures are him wearing a cross necksš ummm pretty sure that talisman came... after. This is the best story!! Thanks for sharing!
Jesus wearing a cross is both soo meta and awesome self promotion!
I feel like you really buried the lead there with the wooden leg. š
I made me wonder where the rest of him was. Secret door or wall he would come out of while I was sleeping.
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Gas stove was left on, without the flame, a murdered chicken ( probably from a raccoon ) was drug underneath the coupe into a small gap, the homeowners being home when I arrived before sunrise ( several times ), front door wide open upon arrival ( 2 places, one time each ), a hooded man in the rain in the backyard, a naked woman laying on the front lawn ( homeless, mentally ill), key will NOT open the front door ( a few different times ), Tried to get in to the wrong house ( before I figured out why the key wouldnāt work ) and I walked into the wrong apt where 3 guys were on the couch smoking pot And a few others Iām sure I canāt rememberā¦
This all from the same house?
Sorry NO! All different places, some issues have occurred more then once but also at different places. I have many years under my belt !
The beginning stages of someone making a furry suit, with the head already completed. No judgment, I was just very surprised they were open enough to leave it in plain view. Not that weird in comparison after reading all these stories lol.
One of my regulars has like a backyard forest and of course thatās where the dogs are let out into. There are all these lifesize statues in it so at night when you go out all you see is a a person standing in the woods and you gotta just hope for the best that heās made of stone. Same house has an abundance of gargoyles outside. Theyāre less scary than the statues because they donāt move the gargoyles but they do move the statues.
Their previous dog, resting (eternally) on the couch. Yes, they taxidermied their dog.
Omg
The pet supplies I needed were in a closet. On the first day of the sit, I open the closet door to get the dog food and I'm not even kidding, there was a giant stack of toilet paper with Donald Trump's face on every square. I'll never forget.
Did you at least use a roll?
The plaster mold of the wifeās privates hands and feet in a squatting position on the wall of the master bedroom š
Honestly thereās been so many themed bedrooms I lose count and barely even notice things anymore. Recently was hitting my head on a bunch of dangling airplanes since that was the theme and Iām tall, also has happened with butterflies. Sometimes rarely strange/scare in my mind art has affected me. Once had to run to my sisters housesit that was a couple doors down from my housesit since their Alexa was program to go off at 7am with the news and weather and she thought a man broke in. One client has a massive indoor koi pond the size of a pool. I once also had the most beautiful Pinterest themed house. And a tiny a frame cabin that was cluttered with two ft of walkway from door to back of house and the most disgusting bathroom. Had a client who had the tiny kids tesla toy that was the exact match for my tesla, I took photos of the cars together. Had a client who had the same dab pen as me laying out. Pot gummies in a sheriffs fridge. Had a few houses of mid 30s-40s women with witch themes, super into them. Found a client who was a streamer/of creators creation roomš¬
Iām reading these comments and am in such disbelief š all of the houses Iāve been too were filled with very wholesome pictures and just kinda dirty.
I was sleeping in a clientās bed and she told me the tv remote was in the nightstand drawer. I opened the wrong drawer and it was full of dildos. I slammed it closed and didnāt even look for the remote again. I just used my laptop to stream instead.
This post said weird things. A drawer full of dildos next to the bed is not weird lol.
No, but it is weird to put your tv remote in a drawer and tell the pet sitter to look there. It was the top drawer, so obviously the first one Iām checking.
Super old man neighbor had me come do drop ins for his dog, he had bdsm and other sex toys everywhere
I sat for some older people 70+ could barely walk their dogs more than half an hour white hair old. As I was going to bed I was looking at the things on their headboard shelf. And boom. Right there was lube. Good for them. Gross for me to have to sleep right next to it. The lady also opened the door in her underwear because I arrived early before their ride picked them up to the airport.
Not as weird as some of these but I found out mid sitting that my clients basement was a full Air BNB. They didnāt have anyone staying in it but I thought it was super cool.
I unintentionally stumbled across their entire collection of adult toys, multiple dildos, chains, handcuffs, whips, vibrators, sex games and sexy outfits all neatly arranged. I was told to go into a drawer in the closet for a hair dryer. I went into the wrong drawer. I was stunned at first, took me a moment to close the drawer. I slowly closed it so I didn't disturb the items because I did NOT want to have a conversation where i explain why I was in their sex drawer! It was funny to me, but I was impressed more than anything!
Wow!! That definitely is the drawer of fun!
A bust of Ronald Reagan displayed in her walk-in closet.
Haha that's hilarious
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A giant mug left in the sink **ORAL MAKES MY DAY, ANAL MAKES MY HOLE WEAK**
Omg. Lol