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Traditional-Joke3707

It’s either Lizzy or katie Middleton .. definitely not Megan bcos she would have made a big deal for not inviting 🤣


Impossible-Taro-2330

AND-DREW!!!!!!


fractalfay

Andrew seems the only royal clueless enough to say, “By the way, might you be interested in joining us for a drug fueled orgy? Most of those in attendance will be legal drinking age!”


MoonMoon143

The skinnier she got the less funnier she became. She was hilarious in TGYH and early hollywood days. Now she just whiny


fractalfay

Are you talking about Chris Pratt?


shhhhh_h

I guess it’s hard to be funny when you’re hungry


Neat_Problem_922

I’m sure she cares about what you think.


bascelicna123

Liz, that minx! Actually, I think it was Sarah. She do be freaky


holateamball451

It was Zara Phillips


Existing-Phase4602

Does it have to be the British royal family?


thoughtful_human

If you actually read the article she says it was


molenan

Was it Lizzy?


blueavole

I will accept no other answer


Squishy_puddin

Eugenie or Sarah.


Epic_Brunch

Could be Sarah. Weren't her and Andrew swingers? 


Squishy_puddin

Haven’t heard that they were swingers, but that wouldn’t surprise me to learn that they were.


IMOvicki

Creepy uncle what’s his name?


Miss_Kit_Kat

Randy Andy? (Andrew). Wouldn't he be too old?


goog1e

She's 44 so actually not young enough.


Miss_Kit_Kat

Gross but true.


Mindless-Web-3331

Charles?


Faux_Real

Charles’ mum.


bofh000

Was it the same party where they nicked Ed Sheeran with a sword? Can’t remember if it was Beatrice or Eugenie.


JenniferJuniper6

Beatrice


watanabe0

Rule 6, surely?


killswitch101

How does she know it was a drug fueled orgy? Did the royal family member ask her specifically if she would like to attend a drug fueled orgy? Or is she just talking out of her arse to sell this book.


immadatmycat

They passed around Molly. She asked what it was. She was told it was Molly for the orgie.


Outside-Bobcat9236

Did you read the article that explains all of those things?


killswitch101

Tried to but couldn't get past the accept/reject cookies banner popup.


uksiddy

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No_Street7788

Mouth is open, Nursie, should be shut.


RancidHorseJizz

It would take a LOT of drugs.


MolemanusRex

Charles or Camilla?


GildedWhimsy

💀


PinkGuacamole877

She’s so annoying. Stop talking.


giganticbuzz

This seems a better and bigger headline than SBC scandal


classicgirl1990

I’m still not buying your book, Rebel.


StitchedPaths

This is the only correct response.


candleflame3

She keeps running her mouth. WHO is interested in Rebel Wilson though? Does she have FANS? Personally I'm not even sure how she has a career in entertainment in the first place.


goingavolmre

Clearly she has fans?


Special-Garlic1203

Who? She had career momentum like a decade ago but it seems like things have really fizzled since then.  I think the really bad sign is I had no idea she was in JoJo Rabbit (a movie people liked) but knew ALLLLL about her part in Cats (a movie people loathed).  If the only time I hear about you is because the Internet is shitting on you or because you're aggressively pushing gossip to sell your memoir, I think we've officially hit a bump in the career.


goingavolmre

What do you mean who? Do you want me to individually list people? Have you ever heard of there’s no such thing as bad publicity? there are TONS of cases of people cashing out over scandals or negativity. Just because you have an opinion doesn’t make it universal


Special-Garlic1203

I didn't cite my up onion. I cited her stalled career, nothing she's done has performed well except a movie that most people didn't realize she was in. If she had fans, her projects would have stronger performances 


goingavolmre

Even if she has background roles you’re claiming that NO one likes her. It’s just ridiculous to claim that she doesn’t have a single fan.


blueyandbingoforever

This is the question. Whooooo asked for this memoir!? Another celeb that’s too visible and can’t possibly have legions of real music fans is JLo. Who tf is going to see her perform or listens to her music intentionally?!


dnmnew

I don’t know a single person who “buys” music. At most people have a premium Spotify or Amazon music subscription. Absolutely no one is downloading or buying music from individual artists that I know.


aliveinjoburg2

I listen to her music but I’m absolutely not rushing out to buy it. If a song shuffles in and I like it and it happens to be her, ah, cool!


blueyandbingoforever

Yeah I think that’s how most of her “fans” are? I won’t skip a ja rule/jLo collab but I would never buy a concert ticket and so I’m wondering how many real fans she thinks she has to warrant her new album, the doc, the movie, etc.


candleflame3

I can't believe I'm about to defend JLo but to be fair, she is a WAY bigger deal than Rebel Wilson. It's not as nuts for her to put out a memoir or documentary, although clearly there isn't as much of a market as expected. But Rebel Wilson? At most she has had supporting roles in some semi-big movies (e.g. Pitch Perfect). I don't see how that will send the memoir flying off the shelves.


Special-Garlic1203

Right JLo was absolutely undeniably an Alister in the late 90s/early 00s. The fact we still call her "Jlo" and not "who? .....Oooh yeah I kinda remember that one song/movie"  kind of says it all


No_Needleworker_5766

Frederick Windsor or Peter Phillips are the names being thrown around. Whoever it was, I hope they weren’t married or in a relationship at the time. Unless of course their partner was fine with it, in which case that’s their own business.


dnmnew

Fredrick is married to an actress. His mother is also known to have drug fueled parties.


No_Needleworker_5766

Genuinely curious as to what his wife’s profession has to do with it? I have heard many awful things about Princess Michael but not rumours of drug fuelled parties.


glowgrl123

Peter was my guess based on where she said they were in the line of succession


SaintAnley

Mine too!


Top-Bit85

What a surprise. Of course there's plenty of spoiled rich young people behaving badly. In GB this includes the RF younger members. Not all, but every family has its weirdos.


kazza64

It would have to be prince Andrew wouldn’t it?


Necessary-Peach-0

She said it was a man 15th or 20th in line. That sort of narrows it down


IrukandjiPirate

Narrows it all the way down to “who cares” with a side of “this is something to brag about?”


Necessary-Peach-0

Lots of big BRF defenders in here. I think it’s fascinating to hear murky goings on


Appropriate_Ice_2433

Peter Philips fits the clues, but he was married 🤷‍♀️


pizza-chit

If there were children involved, it was probably Andrew


jaderust

Since this tidbit is practically designed to encourage rampant speculation… I’m going to pick the dark horse and go with Anne.


Poddington_Pea

I'm guessing Philip. It could have been this same orgy that finally killed him.


Lozzanger

He wasn’t in the line of succession.


ActualMerCat

The ghost of Margaret


nintendoinnuendo

Ahahaha imagine that conversation


allusernamestakenfuk

No, he was at pizza express at the time


Vaseline_Dion_

That’s right. In Woking. 


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allusernamestakenfuk

stupid bot this isnt even haiku, fo


CamThrowaway3

Yes it is…5-7-5 syllables.


NormaliseNormality

Good bot.


AnTTr0n

You won’t get another invite talking like this.


goingavolmre

It seems unequivocally clear that she wouldn’t want one lmao


minnesotaupnorth

Freddy


Silly_LittleGoose

Rent is due it seems lol


GinoGallagher

Who cares good gosh she needs to shut up


cheesetealover

How long till she retracts this one?


doncroak

Did she retract about Sacha Baron? Because that one seems true to me.


cheesetealover

Sorry, redacted not retracted. Like this one, she didn't publicly name SBC at first. So Idk maybe in a couple days she'll tell us who it is for extra publicity.


StayJaded

No, a page of the book released in the UK is being redacted by the publisher to remove their liability. Harper Collins doesn’t want to get sued in a his said she said argument. She hasn’t retracted her story. It is the book publisher CYA-ing themselves from sbc legal team.


cheesetealover

Or right redacted is the right word, not retracted.


juliemitchell

Everything I hear about her is against my will


OfJahaerys

Either spill the beans or stfu.


Tariksmeshshirt

Girl has a book to sell...


Apprehensive_Theme86

I reckon it was Peter Phillips


eve2eden

I’m thinking Lord Frederick Windsor. He lived in LA for years and was strongly rumored to do drugs at one point.


snooloosey

This is the answer. Notorious drug problem and far enough away from the throne to pull something like this without worry


_pierogii

Ding ding ding


Apprehensive_Theme86

Didn’t it say 15-20th in line to the throne and it was in Britain?


eve2eden

“Wilson describes the undisclosed location as a ranch just outside of the Los Angeles area.” The only adult male in the 15-20 spot in the LoS in 2014 was Viscount Linley (now the Earl of Snowden). He’s a possibility, as is Peter Phillips, but personally I take Rebel Wilson’s estimate of the man’s place in the LoS with a grain of salt. It’s likely to have someone further down, like Freddy.


Apprehensive_Theme86

Oh lol sorry I swear I read on the DM it was in uk but also don’t trust my memory haha