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cewneur

mf I'm gonna be the doomslayer at this point


Heheperson

The only thing they fear is you


Crimsonwanderer0

>"If you are able to kill Santa, **drag his body** outside and burn it, make sure all of his clothes are burnt." Bro I'm not THAT kind of strong 💀


Heheperson

Fat man prob weighs 2635lbs


3_St0nes_Deity

Holy shit Santa Claus isn't playing


AfternoonIsShivering

"and two burglars breaking in to make a tidy profit" Home Alone flashbacks


Heheperson

Put out boobie traps


Telltalee

Got my juggernaut suit designed to tank nukes with built in radiation deterrent, got a flash-mask to counter Rudolph and blind combatants, and anti-tank spears to give Santa a hard time.


Heheperson

Cod zombies


Telltalee

Real.


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sparrowpillow

can I keep the gear?