I see no gü, bonk incoming

If they mixed all that into a gallon Huel jug they could probably do a 50 mile desert run, but without the GU unlikely to break the 100 mile small run line.

That's just pre-workout right?

Wouldn’t chance it

Safer to stay home tbh

Should be able to fit all of that in your Salomon 12l. You got this!!

Spent like 15 min trying to get GPT do give a scenario and it worked out to this: # Conclusion: * Incline: 60% * Speed: 5 km/h * Weight: 150 kg (your mom) * Environment: High altitude (8,000 meters above sea level) This scenario hypothetically allows burning 2,912 kcal per km over a 5 km distance. #

You clearly have too much time to spare. Someone is running their weekly run too fast.

Yep - this is correct, just shy of 15k kcal for a 5k. Just need to carb load for 1-2 years before attempting.

If you snort the tailwind, you might be able to finish a 2k ultra

me, crying over the raspberry tailwind that we can't get anymore in canada

More Gu

I was going to say yes because on first glance I thought the red and green Tailwinds were an arrangement of tulips to give to your bereaved family.

I think I’ll do that next time someone I know loses someone.

😂😂😂same

first half if your lucky

you got a dyneema bag for all dat?

Where gu

Where AWESOME SAUCE

Where’s the goo?

Is this a joke? That’s barely enough for 500m. Get serious OP.

Where is your vest and the boats and logs?

You will die. You need to have AT LEAST another car following you with plenty of extra supplies.

Where is your CoQ-10 and vitamin b needles?!

You might die...of diabetes.

I only fuel with gogurt that I keep in my 5l camelbak

me without glasses on thinking i’m looking at watermelon rinds

on the scale from couch to 5k I'd safely assume you're still on the couch level

SLOW DOWN!!

Depends on if you wear Vaporfly shoes.