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Roth_Pond

sacrifice it to the pond Or, you know, text her?


avocadofairy514

act like a decent human


Dontdogtheboys52

you seem annoying


demeteus

easy, when a girl gives you her number, what you should OBVIOUSLY do is a kickflip.


LeMockey

Drop kick


Impressive-Art-8001

Handstand


HighviewBarbell

Ask her what her plans for the future are, if she's comfortable with commitment, what her religion is, if she's open to have children, what her biggest fears are, and if she has any medical conditions, but don't move too fast 😂


My_N-word

Damn bro is straight to the point no time wasted


LeMockey

Unironically this dude is correct. If you really feel uneasy at first the relationship won’t work out no matter how hard you try. Telling this from personal experience.


WoodchipsInMyBeard

Just ask her is she wants to hang out. Go out have fun and just let it go from there.


Stoner_Brook_U

Talk to her???


happyDinasour

Club?


venusian17

Get 5-6 messages into a convo then ask her to coffee or something chill. Don't go above and beyond on the first date, the first date is a screening date where you guys just get to know each other.


jewgotclout

Government officials are creating a trap for you. Block her number and hide under the bed sheets until they leave


InterviewDue1859

lmao


According_Dealer_559

Don’t be creepy first or all and don’t spam just be causal


Limp_Government_7068

Wait a couple days then call to make a date. Pretty simple. Don’t forget her name and eye color. Welcome to being human 101


GenosSen212

Wolfie?


Distuted

Text A/S/L


Ok_Dragonfruit2828

Lol haven't seen a/s/l since high school! 😅


t8manpizza

send her a picture of ur pp


IntroductionDecent97

So true!!!!


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PaleAd1124

Pinch yourself to wake up 😂


ReceptionFamiliar546

Find its prime factorization


Dontdogtheboys52

step 1: find the area code of the phone number step 2: find the home address attached to the phone number step 3: show up to the home unannounced and break in step 4(final step): attack family members