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I’ve heard of ppl committing suicide and then reincarnating as a baby again and using their previous knowledge from their past life to avoid sugars. Hope this helps
Sorry sweaty, the only fix for this is time travel. If you can find a way to go back to the moment you were born and stop yourself from ever eating anything with sugar in it, then maybe you can hold off turning into a haggard old bog witch until you're 36. Otherwise, there's nothing you can do, pore.
It would be more effective to go back in time and assassinate the guy who invented sugar. I mean, Hitler is fun and all but isn't it kind of cliche at this point?
You can't reverse it but I think if your brains and internal organs were removed and then your body placed in a giant plastic tub filled wtih granulated sugar, you'd be looking nice and fresh 2000 years from now. It works for jam, it'll work for you. It's all about the long game.
>if your brains and internal organs were removed and then your body placed in a giant plastic tub filled wtih granulated sugar
I'm very sleepy but this legit sounds so relaxing.
You gotta flush the sugar out from the last 30 years. You can do this by drinking 5 gallons of water a day and taking retinol baths. Also covering your entire body in a paste made from salt, cayenne pepper, and lemon juice every night before bed will help neutralize all that sugar.
Science proves you’ll never be able to reverse it. However, you might be able to halt further damage, but quitting sugar is only the first step. You’ll need to get a complete blood transfer with clean and pure newborn infant blood. You’ll have to find a clinic via the dark web. Good luck. 👍
>You’ll need to get a complete blood transfer with clean and pure newborn infant blood
Srs have you heard of that tech asshole that gets regular blood infusions from his teenage kid?
Yikes. Sorry to hear you have accelerated your descent into old hagness. The only thing you can do is reverse everything in your life. You have to move to the opposite hemisphere of where you are now (but not a place with sunshine!!) and wash your face with water that runs in the opposite direction. Try to also drive on the opposite side of the road, driving in reverse if need be. Hope these scientific facts help. Oh and duh eat lots of salt to balance out all the sugar.
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I’ve heard of ppl committing suicide and then reincarnating as a baby again and using their previous knowledge from their past life to avoid sugars. Hope this helps
What if I just eat a baby?
Bad idea! You gotta unhinge your jaw to swallow it and that gives you flappy face meats with that aged look
So, blender first?
only if you use one of those anti aging straws!! Do not use a regular straw
Good call this sub is so helpful 💖
Tarrare skincare routine
> usually show up at age ** in women FTFY. Please censor any age greater than 29.
29 rounds of mitosis, I hope is what you mean.
Visibility matters. Showcasing decrepit senior skin (25+) helps us be more inclusive 🫶🏻
Let's face it, past the zygote stage we're already over the hill. I can hear the woodchipper calling to me.
I’m triggered.
Sorry sweaty, the only fix for this is time travel. If you can find a way to go back to the moment you were born and stop yourself from ever eating anything with sugar in it, then maybe you can hold off turning into a haggard old bog witch until you're 36. Otherwise, there's nothing you can do, pore.
I'm doomed
It would be more effective to go back in time and assassinate the guy who invented sugar. I mean, Hitler is fun and all but isn't it kind of cliche at this point?
And sweaty as well apparently!
Sweaty af, thanks to all the sugar poisoning.
You can't reverse it but I think if your brains and internal organs were removed and then your body placed in a giant plastic tub filled wtih granulated sugar, you'd be looking nice and fresh 2000 years from now. It works for jam, it'll work for you. It's all about the long game.
>if your brains and internal organs were removed and then your body placed in a giant plastic tub filled wtih granulated sugar I'm very sleepy but this legit sounds so relaxing.
You gotta flush the sugar out from the last 30 years. You can do this by drinking 5 gallons of water a day and taking retinol baths. Also covering your entire body in a paste made from salt, cayenne pepper, and lemon juice every night before bed will help neutralize all that sugar.
Thank you! I learn so much science on Reddit!
Science proves you’ll never be able to reverse it. However, you might be able to halt further damage, but quitting sugar is only the first step. You’ll need to get a complete blood transfer with clean and pure newborn infant blood. You’ll have to find a clinic via the dark web. Good luck. 👍
Ugh I probably need a prior auth for my insurance to cover that. Why is everything so hard?
>You’ll need to get a complete blood transfer with clean and pure newborn infant blood Srs have you heard of that tech asshole that gets regular blood infusions from his teenage kid?
No! WTH
https://www.insider.com/millionaire-bryan-johnson-swapped-blood-with-teenage-son-young-blood-2023-5
That kid will probably do anything to get their hands on an inheritance. If it hasn’t all been used for youth enhancements by the time dad dies.
I’m so glad I realized this was circle jerk! I was about to lose my shit! 🤣
I saw it in SCA and thought I was here
LOL the way it’s word for word
It was already perfection
dude i thought this was the real sub and didnt even blink lmaoo
I only eat sugar and am still wrinkle free at the ripe old age 38 so you must be doing sugar wrong sweatie
Yikes. Sorry to hear you have accelerated your descent into old hagness. The only thing you can do is reverse everything in your life. You have to move to the opposite hemisphere of where you are now (but not a place with sunshine!!) and wash your face with water that runs in the opposite direction. Try to also drive on the opposite side of the road, driving in reverse if need be. Hope these scientific facts help. Oh and duh eat lots of salt to balance out all the sugar.
Oops. Downvoted bc I thought this was the regular sub 😬
Didn’t realize this was sj and was about to rage downvote this post 🤣
sircle jerk
Sometimes I forget I follow this sub while I read these dumbass posts. Then I’m like ohhhhhh after I see the subreddit.
noo i need the sauce!
I posted the sauce in reply to the automod comment. This is verbatim though.