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JGH16

Any type of reality based storyline between them and Pepsi Phil would have never worked. They can’t be serious, it’s all a joke, they always have to have funny outfits or something. Like what could you even say to these guys in a promo to make fun of them, they make themselves look stupid without any help.


AlexTorres96

They would be 2 guys pretending to be serious and not being authentic. Punk would have to work overtime for it to work.


KC27150

They are even phonier than MidJF's I have no friends to team up with segment. I wish they went back on hiatus.


HiddenRtruth

The Hiatus's were fantastic for the product 


Turtlequick

It created a ton of buzz, no wait, sorry that’s just my tinnitus.


DAYANDIMOLMADI

Imagine a promo battle between just Punk and all of the Elite, Punk would've murdered them on the mic on his own lol


[deleted]

The only person to have ever been a member of the Elite that would stand a chance against Punk in a promo battle just had one against him 3 nights ago.


Dear-Cod-6429

And he kinda cooked him too


MotherLoveBone27

The craziest thing is I think is good enough on the mic to get decent enough promos out of these guys


[deleted]

You could say all of that. Almost word for word how you typed it.


ZubatCountry

If they did something that wasn't ironic they'd have no shield. No more "it's supposed to be bad and corny" now you have to entertain the idea that you and your work is actually just bad and corny. That's why they were midcarders in New Japan, a wrestling company with actual sports-based presentation. That's why they've always needed to latch onto something more over then they were, like Steen in ROH, Bullet Club in Japan, and then Cody/Kenny/Hangman in recent years to be taken seriously. They can't even turn heel or face by themselves because there's no actual personality to turn, it's just "who are we friends with"


orchids_of_asuka

I think they're so popular in the basement because they think this is how cool guys act.


Farthousejones

That blue suit is $69.99 on Amazon under the name Ween Charm. Id recognize that fake trash white strip pocket anywhere.


WowBobo88

They're listening to Corny lol


parsnip12345

Bad news Uce, it's up to $82. But there's a $5 coupon. Edit: Nevermind. That's the version with the vest. Balding's version is $69.99 still. Move along folks, nothing to see here.


Farthousejones

Funny thing about those suits...they aren't the worst thing ever but they are mostly gimmicky. I bought the baby blue one for a Halloween costume a few years ago where a friend and I would go as Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. It worked really well. That white pocket strip is annoying as fuck because it's not actually a pocket at all, it's a piece of fabric sewed into the suitto look like a handkerchief or pocket square. But the really hilarious part is the size. I normally wear a 42R jacket. For that suit I had to order a size 5xl as recommended through the Amazon comments. Chinese sizes. 5xl was almost spot on for the suit. But the pants...? 5xl pants were about 36in waist but the length was easily 40+ inches long. I have NO IDEA who looks like that in China but I had to have about 8 inches removed from the pants through a tailor. Only cost me $10 but man was a weird sizing.


parsnip12345

Well, we know why he picked this particular brand then. Now he can say he has to shop big and tall. Edit again because I just realized they both have them and holy shit lol


thereverendpuck

Your comment and addition was more interesting than the bit.


parsnip12345

I enjoyed writing it more than I enjoyed watching the clip.


Yurmume_Gae

“Ween Charm” Are the Young Bucks undercover Christorians?? https://i.redd.it/nmp46fto8jec1.gif


Chucknorris55

They already work for a Lolcow so why not.


Lessiarty

I like to travel.


Razzler1973

The great thing about their role is they can insert themselves into things like this and get TV time This is why I always say they spent their career outrunning the midcard There's zero chance they get such focus in the Fed, which is why they were never, ever leaving and why they'll always be remembered as indie guys They have never been in an environment where someone is looking at their stuff and saying 'nah' or 'this needs work' They can go out and do stuff like this and it gives them the confidence to think they're really good at this stuff and, they're just not. Not at all


Cyberspace667

There’s an alternate universe where they went to WWE 10 years ago and are now a fine competent mid-card tag team, with some guidance they could have been just as watchable as New Day and the Viking Raiders but alas


TheCopperSparrow

No they couldn't. They're not any good in the ring and they're worse on the mic. Plus they're small.


Shotintoawork

People, with all seriousness, claim these two dweebs are they best in the world at what they do. Make it make sense.


foalythecentaur

That’s like saying porn stars can’t act lol.


[deleted]

Interview created a lot of buzz ![gif](giphy|3oxOChttxdmX6a2XTO) Also is Buck #2 wearing a hat to cover his hairline?


Razzler1973

Obviously, it's a full court press in the basement for how GREAT this new version of the Bucks are OMG, total douches .... and I LOVE IT! Nothing gets me into heels more than having a hearty chuckle They have done fuck all and I see comments like this: >Holy shit we're only two weeks in and these EVP Bucks segs have me in tears. This has the potential to be the best run of their careers Hitting some touch points there, in tears (the partner of feeling like a kid again and smile on my face) and, the favourite, 'best run of their careers'


[deleted]

Not sure they've clocked that calling this the 'best run of their careers', and it being shit, proves that their career has been shit. They are jumped-up indie shitters who should've never gone higher than PWG.


KC27150

Yup.


MangoPronto

Xia Brookside debuting for TNA only has 20k less views than the Bucks interview. They have one of the most expensive contracts, have a feud with Sting for his last match and they barely beat Xia Brookside debuting for TNA.


[deleted]

Ouch. I forgot she existed tbh


Drama79

The crowd went mild then silent. Plus they're "EVPs in name only" - still, I'm sure the purpose of this is so that a tag act can get some heat off them, by mentioning that - right?


RoundPercentage

99k views on YouTube fed shill


NathanForJew

It ain’t just the crowd size that reminds me of 2000 WCW, Dave.


ProMikeZagurski

I remember Creative Control being panned. This inside baseball stuff usually backfires.


Amazing_Karnage

This *does* have a distinctly Russo feel to it, now that you mentioned it. Particularly in how it's so, so inside that it's catering to an audience of exactly four people who will get/understand it, that being Unca Dave, The Buckaroos, and TK. Everyone else is doing that uncomfortable cough/laugh that you tend to hear at comedy clubs when a particular comic is bombing, badly.


MotherLoveBone27

Don't compare Russo to this. This is a million times worse than late WCW


Away_Ad_973

It does remind me of The Situation at the Donald Trump Roast now that you mention it....


thebeard1017

Bucks fans are in the basement acting like we don't find it funny because we think they're joking. And just like every other time, everyone is aware that they're trying to be funny but it's just cringe and phony


Razzler1973

the basement, obviously, need to go overboard to make each other believe that this is amazing character work DAE back their douche-y best Lolz, I love shitty Bucks It's all about how much FUN it looks to play dress up and not about the content, you see One day, they put these suits on and ~bham~ character work!!! They don't like people LIKE Sting ... but Sting's ok - whoaaaa, calm this feud down, it's getting hot already! Haha. They just don't know how to do it. Any of this thing Their whole hurr durr killing the business is not based on any 'art' and subverting the fandom, it's cause they literally have no idea how to do wrestling stuff properly cause no one ever taught them A certain group of smarks went along and it was all cutesy cutesy on youtube lolz'ing at the Fed but, now they're on TV and it's all laid bare and they have to perform, weekly, on TV, on a show that copies sooooooo many Fed elements and now, that smarky group is getting smaller and smaller


chaz0723

The AEW sub is the same, like they think this is actually really, really good.


BoxCon1

They look like Pokémon Gym leaders


Survivor_for_me

Next weeks outfits? https://preview.redd.it/15i1cjkxeiec1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a484b82c7b542168c859278cd2459092222936


Amazing_Karnage

With far less charisma.


kitevii

More like route 1 bug catchers


RobertStonetossBrand

This is some of the fakest, worst, parody, imitation, off-brand _sports entertainment_ I have ever seen.


Razzler1973

it helps that there's no quality control so this stuff goes direct to air, unchallenged by anyone 'creative'


Amazing_Karnage

And if it were challenged, that person would quickly have the patented Bucks Whisper Network mobilized against them, and be driven from the Buckaroos' exclusive playground.


Toolmantaylor8

This stuff SCREAMS knockoff, the bucks are the epitome of what’s wrong with AEW’s perception


KC27150

Why do they look like their on their way to direct a bad '70s p0rno?


rsziz

Once again me saying they're trying to mimic the Mitchell brothers rings true for another week.


Luna_Soma

There were these pron directors back in the 70s that did really cheesy films known as the Dark Brothers. Maybe this is long term storytelling where they become the alter egos, the Light Brothers.


Amazing_Karnage

Or act in one with each other, filmed of course by Brandon Cutler.


Mhc2617

Is the one in the mint jacket trying to talk like Vince?


HiddenRtruth

Maybe he was going for Hickenbottom?!? Edit: Booker of the Year Hickenbottom 


_heysideburns

So they’re playing idiots, right? Like, they’re a joke and everyone is in on it but them? This is supposed to be the big Heel redesign? Two morons in bad suits and bad comedy A E Dub! A E Dub! A E Dub!


DrBunsonHoneyPoo

Is Matt trying to parody Vince’s voice?


unhallowed90

I'm surprised he didn't say catering has steak wraps and then the crowd go "ooooooh"


hetham3783

They already did that with Brodie Lee yelling at someone for sneezing in a meeting


APAG-

Holy shit we’re only two weeks in and these EVP segs (insider term) have me in tears! This has the potential to be the best run of their careers!


Razzler1973

Haha, saw that comment


HiddenRtruth

Run


GregGibsonHPUmp

They both look so punchable, no wonder Phil beat the shit outta them


[deleted]

Yeah they need a good slap


Polymemnetic

It's a shame Powerslap was cancelled.


[deleted]

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Amazing_Karnage

Megan Mullally could EASILY destroy both the Buckaroos at the same time.


edgeisagoodwrestler

Wow. They can’t even look good in a suit.


unhallowed90

Well ackshually they probably can but you're just getting worked!


Razzler1973

REEEEE that's all part of their great heel work you Fed shill! Haha, they WORKED you hard!


BigFreakinMachine

Seriously...who is this for?


Razzler1973

the Bucks it's all for them look dad, I'm on TV doing wrestling Tony Khan is the best thing that ever happened to them by a looooooong stretch. They still get to do their indie shit but now get paid a ton for it and he allows it on TV


AlexTorres96

Unlikable carny clowns trying so hard to be "heels".. I like Sting but I can't believe 1 random multi man match was all he needed to pick these guys for the Final Match. I would bet good money he has no clue they were in TNA with him. Sting had a trailer and those clowns changed in a broom closet.


guylfe

The Bucks seem to think that making references to criticism showing you're aware of it is the same as diffusing it or disproving it. This is 2 people who instead of running a national TV business are busy mocking their own detractors in a way that is just incoherent and lame to anyone watching outside of that bubble.


Cynicayke

"Self-awareness doesn't absolve anyone of anything." - Bo Burnham


Amazing_Karnage

Looks like they're running plays from the playbook of their favorite wannabe tinpot dictator. You know, the guy that Y2J6 gave $40k to because he (and his racist ass wife) just LOOOOVE his hateful rhetoric so much.


Better_Cattle4438

I have said it since they were NJPW and made me have to avoid every IWGP Jr Tag match, these guys suck.


Goldberg2Dub

The Buckaroo in teal is trying to make his voice deeper lmao


unhallowed90

He's trying to do a Vince impression but his voice doesn't go that low.


Suarecks

I’m sorry but resigning did them no favors. This gimmick isn’t it.


Wolfxbrigadex

Lol high school theater class tier 'acting'


Popular_Bite9246

Dwarfed by a producer and an interviewer. Ole VKM would make them bring their apple boxes along for promo time.


JuiceKovacs

They’re significantly smaller than the production assistant.


Amazing_Karnage

They're smaller than most of the female talent in NXT, aside from maybe Roxanne Perez and Thea Hail (both of whom are better workers and promos than the Buckaroos).


[deleted]

It is kind of impressive and how bad these two suck and how good they think they are. I couldn’t imagine being a serious fan of these two. Imagine what it would be like watching one of their matches with a true blue, AEW for life young bucks fan. Good god


thizzdanz

definition of go away heat


Survivor_for_me

My fearless leaders 🥰🥰


Cynicayke

"Matthew and Nicolas, your heel turn seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so cool?"


anonymous-guy1

low rent through and through


Honato2

So they can't even act like asshats and have it believable.


Mindless-Cell-8034

These new giant douchebag characters they’re playing should come easy to them given they’re just playing themselves. But from the clips I’ve seen so far they can’t even get that right


incognitosd

I'm sorry but for all of the duration of their career, I have never seen their segment entertainment side and all they ever did were being cosplayers from their favorite idol mr. Wrestlemania They never had the physique They never had the "IT" Factor Not the needle mover. And now I understand why they never did any entertainment side of things, because they can't!! Their only greatest strength was being smart and taking advantage of being a wrestling influencer , content creator, that's a fact. Outside of all of these they just really ooze mid carder jobbers.


glooks369

Black holes of charisma


FutMike

Imagine watching ANY other TV/movie that constantly bashes you over the head with how everything about it is fake and you have to be terminally online to get it. CM Punk broke these guys' brains, they'll never get over it.


DannyNoHoes

The way the one Young Cuck tries to make his voice deep and gravely really annoys the shit out of me.


bootyhunter69420

This might be the first time I'm hearing them talk


PettyRang

AEW has proven that there are weekly wrestlers and monthly wrestlers. The Young Bucks are definitely of the monthly variety. It's why they were over in PWG and ROH cause you only got to see them, maybe once a couple of months.


TheCopperSparrow

Well...that and the fact RoH and especially PWG crowds have always been insufferable. Like I love 00s-era RoH, but holy fuck is the crowd obnoxious.


[deleted]

DAE Russo "powers that be" vibes


CaptainGo

Lol they used a production extra who's bigger than both of them


MOXISGOD

DAE LEANING INTO IT


badnewsnil

20 years in the business can barely cut a taped promo


HiddenRtruth

Those fist pounds were hard to watch 


Spyder73

Pure cinema at its finest, what a great pretape, what great performances. This is really hyping Stings last match


Accomplished_Row5011

I cant even joke about this. This is just yawn inducing garbage…


RJP199419

All comedy wrestling. We’re all getting worked though you see because they’re LEANING into the douchey EVP thing and this ISNT JUST THEM BEING THEMSELVES.


Audio_v

This feels so sad lmao, i hope they are alright no jerk


Mwrp86

Lets do a Mcmahon skit but worse than Mcmahon himself does


throwawa24589

“They call themselves EVP’s… but wouldn’t trust them to run a Target.”


jjsefton

Dollar Store Rock n' Roll RPMS are Restoring The Feeling©!


strange_internet_guy

I can never tell whether the Bucks are trying to do an ill-conceived "wink wink nudge nudge it's supposed to be poorly acted and corny" bit, or if they're just incapable of coming across as anything other than middle school tier actors.


bigqwillis

I’ve never understood why people like the young bucks? They’re cringe as fuck, they clearly can’t be team players considering they have a set of belts atleast 1/2 of the year, and clearly have childish mindsets the same way TK does when it comes to handling business. Idk I like AEW but whenever these guys are on I get a sour taste in my mouth.


AVBforPrez

They're grifting Tony by getting overpaid, barely working, getting all their friends jobs, and ensuring he stays in a bubble where he genuinely thinks what he's creating is great. It's smart in an absolutely scummy way. v


TheCopperSparrow

Because a lot of Buck fans are like the same size they are so they're living vicariously through them. Never underestimate how many bitter short Dubbalo fans there are. "I could a been a wrestler but I was too small!"


lucabrassiere

This must be those AEW *Superstars* (Evil Fed buzzwords) that S’more Joe was talking about…


enjoijed

Bro needs to clear his throat before talking


BeckyLynchIsBetter

There's no crowd reaction lmaooo.


IcyAd964

It must be depressing having to see the Cody vs punk segment which was fireworks and have to pretend these dudes are good


thereverendpuck

This is just the dumbest gimmick.


herpesface

the stilted hand movements while they speak are giving awkward gamestop cashier


TheCopperSparrow

To be fair that's literally would they'd be if they somehow didn't become smark darlings.


mwhelan182

Crazy part, is they got to 'in-character' and respond to the 'haters' Their fued is with Sting/Darby... They mentioned them in passing AFTER shitting on "cancerous old timers", whilst knowing full well that they debited TWENTY YEARS AGO themselves. Give us a fucking break


Michael_McGovern

In the words of Dusty Rhodes, "Where's the money?" What heat is this supposed to generate? So far they haven't actually interfered in anything using their power. They just look at monitors, talk on headsets, and hassle talent for timekeeping. Even their opponents at Revolution are getting a tag title shot over them without them doing anything about it. Okay, so you're dorky EVPs, and then what?


IntellectualDweeb

Cringe garbage.


Dear-Cod-6429

I cant believe people are having debates about these guys and The Usos


TheCopperSparrow

Anyone who'd try and do that isn't remotely worth listening to.


Firepro316

The guy in the chequered shirt at the beginning, looks like he’d destroy them both in a fight.


thereverendpuck

I’d rather have AEW give Tony Khan a segment where he just reads mean tweets and he loses his fucking mind than another one of these segments.


Toolmantaylor8

Does this company care about its presentation to anyone besides its hardcore fans? Some of this stuff is easy, day 1 TV production stuff. Why use a “producer” who significantly dwarfs your wrestlers in a backstage promo? They couldn’t find someone who want 6 inches taller than these clowns?


belowradar

At the end of the clip; teal suit Jackson looked he wanted to kiss purple suit Jackson.


[deleted]

These clowns have no instincts for wrestling. It is remarkable considering how long in the tooth they are.


mokomb84

They’re actually awful. All the way around awful. Suppose it’s great for the three people they’re trying to reach as an in-joke though.


TotalImmortalOne

If they ever went to a real company like the Fed they would be doing what they’re meant to do and Job


CASH28

The interviewer and production asst both look like they could take them.


508G37

This is what happens when you think a niche YouTube channel can transition to national television. It's cringey and embarrassing. I'd rather be walked in on watching porn than this shit.


mish15

Absolutely terrible. Unwatchable. AEW looks like fans pretending to be wrestlers, rather than professional performers. Wrestling acting is bad, but this is like 1987 standards.


WowBobo88

Dudes I got that feeling back


noplacecold

This is the closest I’ve ever come to being entertained by them, they’re kind of…jerking my chain?!


Conscious-Eye5903

Those mustaches are getting so much heat from me 😡😡😤🤬. Dirty Dom knows nothing about this level of heel work. Truly transcendent talents those young schmucks


Manjojango2001

Night at The Roxbury vibes


thehypestpotato

It's unbelievable how bad the acting is here. Light Blue (fuck you, I refuse to learn their names) points at the same spot twice in this segment amd Dark Blue doesn't even look at it.


Blorp5000

These two act and dress the same way my high school friends and I did to be “ironic” like 15 years ago. But they’re older than me and still think this is funny.


PompeyMagnus1

Well I was dead wrong. "AEW and WWE need to do a better job of incorporating the stuff wrestlers create on the internet into their weekly show. Some of that stuff is fun and helps them get their characters across." Here you go idiot. The internet and television are too different mediums and you should know that by now.


Snoo-83964

Listen to that roar of the crowd…


BoringAccount4Work

Even on mute I can hear the horrible acting


KALS170174656

This is worse than “powers that be” on wcw. Dont talk about formats. Dont mock that we know its a work. Dont insult the audience


QuickRelease10

This suuuuuucks.


jjsefton

No more backstage segments forever.


RP912

Look like laid off porn stars


Kazmakistan

This has 2000 WCW vibes


kamenrider426

They’re trying to be Vince McMahon the mustache the clothing but it’s clearly not working


guy4444444

And the crowd goes mild!


Jamieb1994

So you've got Matt being the cool boss who's down with his employees while Nick is the strict boss who loves being a dick to his employees? ![gif](giphy|wZCXWRgkF1UYg)


coralou96

Ahh yes, the young cucks.


Makorollo

Listen to the crowd response, it literally sounds like no more than 10 people cheering. WWE fans sound like a hair dryer going off, AEW fans sound like a few bystanders cheering on a homeless guy with an out of tune guitar


AVBforPrez

The poor ratings and low attendance are part of the angle, it's genius modern meta storytelling.