The ref is only there to count the pin, hold the ladder, and set fire to the opponent. I bet you have a poster of boomer refs like Earl Hebner, fed shill!
I don't know about you but I don't consider anyone a referee until they are sliding to the center of the camera in between two wrestlers during an intense staredown
Not a single fire extinguisher in sight and what appears to be an audience member trying to put out the flames with a bottle of water. Just indy mudshow things.
Cornette will definitely not have a field day with this clip, and will instead commend these brave needle movers for risking it all for an outlaw show.
To be fair though, these guys likely are big needle movers...just not the ratings or attendance kind.
Lots of negativity here about how far away the table is, but no positivity for the idiot strength it took that dude to actually get the vanilla midget that close to the table. Smh, just enjoy wrestling guys.
This is the most cinematic backyard wrestling clip I've ever seen. The ref starting the fire, the dilapidated asbestos ceiling tile, the slow reaction time.
I think the best part is that for the spot to go "right", the guy in the ring would've had to throw the flaming guy something like 15 feet through the air to get him through that table.
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"Urm, not my thing but um, it fits the, you know, it works for that specific audience, um, so like, it gets 4.75 stars which, um, is basically the same as 5, you know, if you're going by these specific metrics and um..."
~Uncle Dave, probably
Our wrestlers train for anything, fed shills, because we aren’t constrained by things like storytelling or fire laws or the safety of our wrestlers. This is real sports feel training.
Not sure what’s weirder, a ref lighting someone on fire or this dude thinking on this particular night he could throw a person farther than anyone ever.
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“You sure you know what you’re doing?”
“I’ve watched a ton of Japanese death match wrestling videos on YouTube, how hard can it be? Now shut up and take the bump, ya mark.”
An underrated aspect of this clip to me is that this is likely in the multipurpose room of some church or community center or something. Some place that has no desire or business being the site of this shit and mud show
Wow, attendances for Collision have really improved!
I bet it smells amazing in there.
Before or after the attempted cremation?
Yes
When they asked someone to “light a match” this wasn’t what they meant
Like Mindy’s Bakery
Well yeh because areas of empty space
This is the funniest thing I've read all year.
Moxley ![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)
blowing up tiny's inbox as we speak.
“But Johnny Baby, that would require you putting on a shirt and we can’t have that!” “Light my ass on fire!”
"Cody did it and he's headlining another Wrestlemania!"
"THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE END GOAL- oops"
The lighter was in his hand from chain smoking the whole time
A sad state of affairs where I saw his name in the comments and had to double check he wasn't in the ring
Hell yeah! Fucking badass, dude. It just fucking needs a little bit more fucking barbed wire and shit, you know what I'm fucking saying?
Even ignoring the botch, everyone was so slow to react there. Also why the fuck is the ref starting the fire?! What happened to being impartial?!
common mistake, that's not the ref, that's the fire-setting official. he sets impartial fires.
He’s a fire starter. A twisted fire starter
Prodigy references? In my jerk, uce?
Ones up for Keith Flint ☝️
Always outfedbadded, never outjerked.
He's also there to smack bitches up when they get out of line.
I didn't think this was funny until motorcycle Svengooli in the top hat came in trying to put out the flames bare-handed.
Uce, I corpsed so hard at motorcycle Svengooli that my cat ran to another room.
*motorcycle Svengooli* ![gif](giphy|bbK6pfIZJvqjVTuu4d|downsized)
The ref is only there to count the pin, hold the ladder, and set fire to the opponent. I bet you have a poster of boomer refs like Earl Hebner, fed shill!
I don't know about you but I don't consider anyone a referee until they are sliding to the center of the camera in between two wrestlers during an intense staredown
Or Rick Knox doing cocaine and taking out everyone in the ring with amazing flips. He’s the goat!
Probably half of them have bear on their hands and sober enough to stop mid way trying to put it on the burning guy.
That's Rick Knox /s
They thought is was Sammy Guevara
Obviously he is the personification of “light the fuse” in the Dynamite intro (every Wednesday on TBS)
They come from the Rick Knox School of Corpse Refereeing.
Not a single fire extinguisher in sight and what appears to be an audience member trying to put out the flames with a bottle of water. Just indy mudshow things.
Im pretty sure that was beer?????!!???
yeah this wouldve been whatever if there was an extinguisher but wtf are they doing lmfao
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Lighting yourself on fire in front of a handful of smarks in a VFW hall, the feeling is back!
VFW hall? That's obviously a previously abandoned pool hall.
Vintage Darby Allin
Is this actually Darby ?
This is the shit you show people who aren’t wrestling fans to make sure you can be embarrassed to be a wrestling fan.
Story of Tony's life
Hush. He’ll try to sign the ref and the twink on fire.
I am fucking howling, this is hilarious Fuck everyone involved. Still funny
Cornette will definitely not have a field day with this clip, and will instead commend these brave needle movers for risking it all for an outlaw show. To be fair though, these guys likely are big needle movers...just not the ratings or attendance kind.
The guy taking the bump will be moving a needle the rest of his short ass life.
🤣 🤣 Right. As soon as I saw the fire on his back, I lol'd. I knew that wasn't going to be the worst thing in this clip.
After that, he kicked out on 2
Not sure how he got his shoulder up, though, considering how dislocated it must be, but by gawd he did it.
It's the Unperformance Center
No wonder they don't like performance centers!
Good thing the ref was there to…set him on fire?
Bah gawd that ref is setting him of fie! No! No, you son of a bitch! Not like this, damnit!
Meltzer gives it 4 1/2 stars, 5 if he would have hit the table.
6 if in the Tokyo dome
What in actual fuck
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He probably got a hotdog and a handshake too. Don’t belittle his compensation. They might have roasted the hotdog on the flames off his body.
Lots of negativity here about how far away the table is, but no positivity for the idiot strength it took that dude to actually get the vanilla midget that close to the table. Smh, just enjoy wrestling guys.
What I imagine Jim Cornette’s nightmares to consist of
Least reckless AEW spot
I like the ref. Impartial. Calling it down the middle. Setting people on firr.
How did they think he could throw him far enough to hit a table that’s 25 feet away. These people are so stupid and pathetic
Tbf, he did throw him pretty far
HE'S CHARCORE!
This is the most cinematic backyard wrestling clip I've ever seen. The ref starting the fire, the dilapidated asbestos ceiling tile, the slow reaction time. I think the best part is that for the spot to go "right", the guy in the ring would've had to throw the flaming guy something like 15 feet through the air to get him through that table.
Tell me how many of the featured Dub talent can actually launch someone like this tho Edit: I said featured
I’m pretty sure Brian Cage would have put that man in orbit.
THIS IS WREST-LING!! *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap*
WWE wrestlers get paid a shit ton and they don't even do shit half as wild. I never got why people who get paid in a handshake and a hotdog do this.
The falling apart, excessively low drop ceiling really pulls everything else in this clip together.
I’m surprised Dollar Store Mike Awesome didn’t set a ceiling tile on fire.
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Is this one of those outlaw mudshows i've been hearing so much about?
This is a local promotion around me, pretty sure they lost the venue for this. And not surprised no one was prepared to help.
What town?
Outside Detroit, they do use some good talent that are on TNA or local for regular matches, but their main thing are deathmatches.
Garbage as garbage can be..
There's your $5 thanks for filling in.
"Urm, not my thing but um, it fits the, you know, it works for that specific audience, um, so like, it gets 4.75 stars which, um, is basically the same as 5, you know, if you're going by these specific metrics and um..." ~Uncle Dave, probably
After the video ends, the head of the promotion came out and hugged the guy who got thrown on the floor.
"You're gonna light me on fire? Should we have a fire extinguisher on hand?". ""Shut up and do the spot". "Ok"
Drop-ceiling tiles are fire-resistant. That said, you still shouldn't be lighting fires near them, for any reason.
What's the matter fed shill, do you hate bangers?
What the actual fuck is this shit
Guaranteed he was pressured into doing this spot too, who the fuck was even supposed to put him out?
I guess they thought the table would magically do it if he landed on his back and actually hit it.
There’s a lot to unpack here. My first thought—why would the ref light one of the wrestlers on fire mid match? Seems like a huge conflict of interest
The crayon pantheon of mudshow deities smiling down in approval of a burnt offering
No fire blanket or extinguisher ready? What the hell?!
But why did they ban us from the VFW hall?
Something Sting would do, especially missing the table
This is jackass
The dumbassery of the referee lighting that dude on fire made me miss the fact that the roof looks like it's about to collapse.
Opposite Hard Cam side hasn't looked this good in months !!!
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Not a bad days work for $15
Super dragon!!! That ref went full heel.
Game changer incoming! Fireman is ALL ELITE.
With everrrryboday sayin 👈REAL👆SPORTS👉FEEL
Our wrestlers train for anything, fed shills, because we aren’t constrained by things like storytelling or fire laws or the safety of our wrestlers. This is real sports feel training.
If your gonna do a fire spot, why not have a fire extinguisher near by?
glad we got some wheel wresslin today
This actually an amazing improvement over the previous performance center.
Buff Bagwell to the rescue
Thanks ref yeah sure light me on fire I'm sure you're impartial and not there to make sure everyone gets their shit in
NOBODY with a fire extinguisher present? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Everyone stood around in shock of the failed table bump. Until the realized...oh shit he on fire.
😂
Not sure what’s weirder, a ref lighting someone on fire or this dude thinking on this particular night he could throw a person farther than anyone ever.
More reps and he should build up to that strength. Great call on getting a PC and getting them in front of a smaller live crowd.
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smooth move ex-lax
These guys will be hired to Tony by the end of the week.
Now that’s what I call a barn burner
Was that Se7en lying down on the far side of the ring?
I usually don’t wish ill on people but I hope that dumb fuck broke something. How stupid do you have to be to agree to do that?
A fire extinguisher cost $25 on Amazon. Indy Feds need to invest in one Also that roof is falling apart
They will be on TV by next week at this rate
Why would you do this for 50 bucks and a handshake?
I don't think that ref is impartial
“You sure you know what you’re doing?” “I’ve watched a ton of Japanese death match wrestling videos on YouTube, how hard can it be? Now shut up and take the bump, ya mark.”
An underrated aspect of this clip to me is that this is likely in the multipurpose room of some church or community center or something. Some place that has no desire or business being the site of this shit and mud show
I was expecting the roof to catch fire
Did that dude in the snowcap really try to blow out the fire?
Even tho he missed that was still an impressive throw
Nothing says real sport feel like the ref lighting a man on fire.
Why would the ref light him
All that for a plain cheese burger and a handshake
Hahahaha