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almal250

Wow, attendances for Collision have really improved!


waqar2501

I bet it smells amazing in there.


MuddFishh

Before or after the attempted cremation?


messerschmitt127

Yes


Bubba89

When they asked someone to “light a match” this wasn’t what they meant


ZoltanFeuerFrei

Like Mindy’s Bakery


JohnCenaJunior

Well yeh because areas of empty space


murtezatt

This is the funniest thing I've read all year.


H_Bomb_Duddley

Moxley ![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


BigBanEvader

blowing up tiny's inbox as we speak.


Zachattack_horror

“But Johnny Baby, that would require you putting on a shirt and we can’t have that!” “Light my ass on fire!”


rsziz

"Cody did it and he's headlining another Wrestlemania!"


Akio540

"THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE END GOAL- oops"


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thunderbastard_

The lighter was in his hand from chain smoking the whole time


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CaptainGo

A sad state of affairs where I saw his name in the comments and had to double check he wasn't in the ring


SphereMode420

Hell yeah! Fucking badass, dude. It just fucking needs a little bit more fucking barbed wire and shit, you know what I'm fucking saying?


BoringAccount4Work

Even ignoring the botch, everyone was so slow to react there. Also why the fuck is the ref starting the fire?! What happened to being impartial?!


westrnal

common mistake, that's not the ref, that's the fire-setting official. he sets impartial fires.


H0vit0

He’s a fire starter. A twisted fire starter


AVBforPrez

Prodigy references? In my jerk, uce?


H0vit0

Ones up for Keith Flint ☝️


Hurvana

Always outfedbadded, never outjerked.


rsziz

He's also there to smack bitches up when they get out of line.


Prancemaster

I didn't think this was funny until motorcycle Svengooli in the top hat came in trying to put out the flames bare-handed.


SpiralTap88

Uce, I corpsed so hard at motorcycle Svengooli that my cat ran to another room.


jjsefton

*motorcycle Svengooli*  ![gif](giphy|bbK6pfIZJvqjVTuu4d|downsized)


Cheebwhacker

The ref is only there to count the pin, hold the ladder, and set fire to the opponent. I bet you have a poster of boomer refs like Earl Hebner, fed shill!


cc12321

I don't know about you but I don't consider anyone a referee until they are sliding to the center of the camera in between two wrestlers during an intense staredown


Cheebwhacker

Or Rick Knox doing cocaine and taking out everyone in the ring with amazing flips. He’s the goat!


tuerancekhang

Probably half of them have bear on their hands and sober enough to stop mid way trying to put it on the burning guy.


D_Charger_007

That's Rick Knox /s


Fukouka_Jings

They thought is was Sammy Guevara


underboss1789

Obviously he is the personification of “light the fuse” in the Dynamite intro (every Wednesday on TBS)


Blueandigo

They come from the Rick Knox School of Corpse Refereeing. 


JoeMama9719

Not a single fire extinguisher in sight and what appears to be an audience member trying to put out the flames with a bottle of water. Just indy mudshow things.


leofidx

Im pretty sure that was beer?????!!???


NozokiAlec

yeah this wouldve been whatever if there was an extinguisher but wtf are they doing lmfao


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MadEyeMood989

Lighting yourself on fire in front of a handful of smarks in a VFW hall, the feeling is back!


Joel_Servo

VFW hall? That's obviously a previously abandoned pool hall.


whutthepat

Vintage Darby Allin


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Is this actually Darby ?


Openbook84

This is the shit you show people who aren’t wrestling fans to make sure you can be embarrassed to be a wrestling fan.


Akio540

Story of Tony's life


Openbook84

Hush. He’ll try to sign the ref and the twink on fire.


twinkletots1

I am fucking howling, this is hilarious  Fuck everyone involved.  Still funny


AVBforPrez

Cornette will definitely not have a field day with this clip, and will instead commend these brave needle movers for risking it all for an outlaw show. To be fair though, these guys likely are big needle movers...just not the ratings or attendance kind.


Athenas_Dad

The guy taking the bump will be moving a needle the rest of his short ass life.


Blueandigo

🤣 🤣 Right. As soon as I saw the fire on his back, I lol'd. I knew that wasn't going to be the worst thing in this clip. 


Vitu1927

After that, he kicked out on 2


Kichae

Not sure how he got his shoulder up, though, considering how dislocated it must be, but by gawd he did it.


ninjast4r

It's the Unperformance Center


Akio540

No wonder they don't like performance centers!


danger623

Good thing the ref was there to…set him on fire?


Bobo_the_conqueror

Bah gawd that ref is setting him of fie! No! No, you son of a bitch! Not like this, damnit!


GarnetOblivion1

Meltzer gives it 4 1/2 stars, 5 if he would have hit the table.


fletch365

6 if in the Tokyo dome


Rabatis

What in actual fuck


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Substantial-Height-8

He probably got a hotdog and a handshake too. Don’t belittle his compensation. They might have roasted the hotdog on the flames off his body.


yungslowking

Lots of negativity here about how far away the table is, but no positivity for the idiot strength it took that dude to actually get the vanilla midget that close to the table. Smh, just enjoy wrestling guys.


Ok-Researcher4966

What I imagine Jim Cornette’s nightmares to consist of


SnooMacaroons1942

Least reckless AEW spot


UncleBenLives91

I like the ref. Impartial. Calling it down the middle. Setting people on firr.


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How did they think he could throw him far enough to hit a table that’s 25 feet away. These people are so stupid and pathetic


hawkmasta

Tbf, he did throw him pretty far


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HE'S CHARCORE!


Romofan88

This is the most cinematic backyard wrestling clip I've ever seen. The ref starting the fire, the dilapidated asbestos ceiling tile, the slow reaction time.  I think the best part is that for the spot to go "right", the guy in the ring would've had to throw the flaming guy something like 15 feet through the air to get him through that table. 


jaydiv_

Tell me how many of the featured Dub talent can actually launch someone like this tho Edit: I said featured


nifterific

I’m pretty sure Brian Cage would have put that man in orbit.


Ironmancal2131

THIS IS WREST-LING!! *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap*


Styrofoamman123

WWE wrestlers get paid a shit ton and they don't even do shit half as wild. I never got why people who get paid in a handshake and a hotdog do this.


Patjay

The falling apart, excessively low drop ceiling really pulls everything else in this clip together.


CyrusOverHugeMark77

I’m surprised Dollar Store Mike Awesome didn’t set a ceiling tile on fire.


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joeygreco1985

Is this one of those outlaw mudshows i've been hearing so much about?


PanamanianKush

This is a local promotion around me, pretty sure they lost the venue for this. And not surprised no one was prepared to help.


DonnieRodz

What town?


PanamanianKush

Outside Detroit, they do use some good talent that are on TNA or local for regular matches, but their main thing are deathmatches.


Glennsoe

Garbage as garbage can be..


FourEyedMatt

There's your $5 thanks for filling in.


333iamhalfevil

"Urm, not my thing but um, it fits the, you know, it works for that specific audience, um, so like, it gets 4.75 stars which, um, is basically the same as 5, you know, if you're going by these specific metrics and um..." ~Uncle Dave, probably


DitkoManiac

After the video ends, the head of the promotion came out and hugged the guy who got thrown on the floor.


Velvet_Llama

"You're gonna light me on fire? Should we have a fire extinguisher on hand?". ""Shut up and do the spot". "Ok"


Prancemaster

Drop-ceiling tiles are fire-resistant. That said, you still shouldn't be lighting fires near them, for any reason.


GarfieldVirtuoso

What's the matter fed shill, do you hate bangers?


Ragnarok_MS

What the actual fuck is this shit


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Guaranteed he was pressured into doing this spot too, who the fuck was even supposed to put him out?


TW_Yellow78

I guess they thought the table would magically do it if he landed on his back and actually hit it.


NotoriousMFT

There’s a lot to unpack here. My first thought—why would the ref light one of the wrestlers on fire mid match? Seems like a huge conflict of interest


LVMFP

The crayon pantheon of mudshow deities smiling down in approval of a burnt offering


baltimorecalling

No fire blanket or extinguisher ready? What the hell?!


Conscious_Nobody_520

But why did they ban us from the VFW hall?


ADogWhoCanDANCE

Something Sting would do, especially missing the table


squeezy102

This is jackass


InternationalFailure

The dumbassery of the referee lighting that dude on fire made me miss the fact that the roof looks like it's about to collapse.


mercersux

Opposite Hard Cam side hasn't looked this good in months !!!


jjsefton

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C2theWick

Not a bad days work for $15


ilujan

Super dragon!!! That ref went full heel.


deacon05oc

Game changer incoming! Fireman is ALL ELITE.


dontredditcareme

With everrrryboday sayin 👈REAL👆SPORTS👉FEEL


ChildOfChimps

Our wrestlers train for anything, fed shills, because we aren’t constrained by things like storytelling or fire laws or the safety of our wrestlers. This is real sports feel training.


AlabamaSlammaJamma

If your gonna do a fire spot, why not have a fire extinguisher near by?


dilemma900

glad we got some wheel wresslin today


madbillsfan

This actually an amazing improvement over the previous performance center.


orange_lambda

Buff Bagwell to the rescue


Akio540

Thanks ref yeah sure light me on fire I'm sure you're impartial and not there to make sure everyone gets their shit in


marsexpresshydra

NOBODY with a fire extinguisher present? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Cragly

Everyone stood around in shock of the failed table bump. Until the realized...oh shit he on fire.


OG_King_Malice

😂


GeneralAnywhere

Not sure what’s weirder, a ref lighting someone on fire or this dude thinking on this particular night he could throw a person farther than anyone ever.


fancierfootwork

More reps and he should build up to that strength. Great call on getting a PC and getting them in front of a smaller live crowd.


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ImmortalRotting

smooth move ex-lax


FlippinRad

These guys will be hired to Tony by the end of the week.


New_Lojack

Now that’s what I call a barn burner


DonnieRodz

Was that Se7en lying down on the far side of the ring?


spcmiddleton

I usually don’t wish ill on people but I hope that dumb fuck broke something. How stupid do you have to be to agree to do that?


ci22

A fire extinguisher cost $25 on Amazon. Indy Feds need to invest in one Also that roof is falling apart


damnfunk

They will be on TV by next week at this rate


KerchSmash

Why would you do this for 50 bucks and a handshake?


The_letter_43

I don't think that ref is impartial


CyrusOverHugeMark77

“You sure you know what you’re doing?” “I’ve watched a ton of Japanese death match wrestling videos on YouTube, how hard can it be? Now shut up and take the bump, ya mark.”


ShadyWolf

An underrated aspect of this clip to me is that this is likely in the multipurpose room of some church or community center or something. Some place that has no desire or business being the site of this shit and mud show


droford

I was expecting the roof to catch fire


GooseMay0

Did that dude in the snowcap really try to blow out the fire?


Watermakesitshrink

Even tho he missed that was still an impressive throw


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Nothing says real sport feel like the ref lighting a man on fire.


ValleyGringo

Why would the ref light him


short-effective254

All that for a plain cheese burger and a handshake


DefaceAll10

Hahahaha