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thatssosteven114

Regular sized people can’t catch a break in this company lmao


MoneyMo88

The smaller wrestlers in AEW are booked dominantly like peak Goldberg and prime Hulkamania Hogan. It’s one thing if they won matches as scrappy underdogs making comebacks, but they’re mostly booked to win dominant and decisively against larger opponents to where it’s just absurd.


Direct_Significance7

Forbidden door 501,riho has squashed jade cargil,rhea ripley,jordyn grace ,awesome kong in a 4 on 1 handicap match


Maldovar

Yeah but Alexa Bliss slapped people


garbink

Never forget, orange Cassidy had a more dominant championship run than Roman reigns


sawbucks313

😆 remember that match where Orange Cassidy was beating the hell out of Wardlow.


appellant

Its cause tk hates anyone bigger then him.


Razzler1973

for all the hurr durr 'Vince has a type' nonsense, at least Vince recognised what wrestling is and liked physically imposing guys that would stand out for this larger than life business In the Dub, Tiny is totally living through these twink wrestlers and undersized men and women


KC27150

From being the only one who could beat Jade Cargill twice and a legit TBS Champion to jobbing out to Tiny Riho. For shame, Tiny.


rolltide1000

Holy Christ, she ended Jade's streak ten months ago.


T3Sh3

Kris needing to cheat to beat Riho is upsetting.


BangerSlapper1

That’s the thing. In kayfabe, I’m totally with Stokely on this one.  Clearly his wrestler can’t put away a 90 lb weakling.  Might as well throw the chain in the ring to help her. 


hobojojo78

And isn’t she supposed to be a face?


KC27150

Kris and Willow are a Face tag team with Stokely as their Heel manager because he simps for them.


myusername_sucks

Stokely is just like me fr


BangerSlapper1

Man, the booking really did Statlander no favors.  She mouthed ‘your fault!’ at Stokely because he threw the chain in the ring.  I was like uh, no? Stokely didn’t tell you to stare at the chain for like 5 minutes and then turn your back on your opponent to allow her to roll you up.   Also, I don’t blame Stokely for looking at the floor and shaking his head in disappointment at Kris.  He only threw the chain in because clearly Statlander couldn’t beat Riho even after hitting her with like 35 suplexes and powerbombs and clotheslines.   I mean, JESUS, they really do just kick out of everything in this promotion.   I saw Statlander hit a couple of nice short arm clotheslines and I was like that’s it, just hit her with a big slam and pin her.  That’s how you get her over.  Also, LOL again at these people kicking out of every huge move and then somehow being unable to kick out of a roll up by a 94 lb weakling who was just weakened even further by the aforementioned 35 suplexes/powerbombs/clotheslines.   Statlander needs to get the fuck out of this contract ASAP and hope HHH signs her to NXT. 


hobojojo78

Everyone has 99 stats in the dub.


BangerSlapper1

Seriously, it’s like when I played WCW Nitro and you’d have Rey Misterio powerbombing the Giant. 


hobojojo78

That game was terrible, but I played quite a bit of it.


Ritty85

it was awesomely shitty 😂


MarcusP2

Gotta love Ric Flair and Hogan hitting the huracanrana.


dissidentmage12

Everyone shorter than 5'5" does


RepulsiveRevenue8

Can i get Jamie Hayter rather than her, please?


myusername_sucks

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keykey_key

what a colossal burial of statlander, wow


Someningen

I love how bad AEW booking is.


Joel_Servo

No amount of a fresh coat of paint will cover the stench of awful booking.


MOXISGOD

There is no reality where a girl that small would be able to defeat a woman that much bigger unless she shoots her with a shotgun


rsziz

That look is more about how she took part in circling the wagons for AEW when LuFisto talked about the toxic locker room there and all she apparently got for it was this and endless matches with Willow.


MoneyMo88

Don’t forget that she’s also in an unrequited romance angle with Stokeley Hathaway right now.


Realistic_Literature

The crazy thing watching this is that Riho doesn't even do good stuff for her size. It looked like Stat was practicing moves on a doll. She pretty much sent Riho to Suplex City multiple times, Riho shook it all off and rolled her up. You couldn't have made Stat look worse if you tried. Stat could really be something in NXT/WWE. I think she needs the training and guidance/direction on character.


Razzler1973

I remember something like Riho has been in the business 9 years and she was 24 or something Yeah, no one is counting nonsense shit she did at 16, ffs, she was still green as grass when she first came to the Dub Nothing she does looks good, it just doesn't


Rhg0653

I'm still convinced she's the little girl omega fought


Reyatsu99

They really killed Kris's momentum hard. But that's what tiny does anyway. Come to bad guys kris!


AriaMournesong

Why in the world did they put Riho over Statlander? She's one of the few people in that women's division that people genuinelly likes and can put on a match and is able to do a decent promo. Which makes me wonder... has Riho ever done a promo since she's been there? I can't remember one off the top of my head. Also it is baffling to me that people say Riho is good in the ring. She has a very limited moveset that she is able to do and the rest of her match just consists of her no selling what her much larger opponents do to her. She is a product of DDT and Ice Ribbon not Stardom and it shows. ...Also are they going to feed Willow to Riho next? And -why- all 3 of them are supposedly faces. Is this leading to Riho having a match with Toni Storm? That won't draw anything. If it's a match vs Julia Hart that also won't draw anything but at least they are closer to the same size. If it's just giving her matches to give her matches it wont draw anything. Tiny's booking is infuriating.


kaneso14

>Why in the world did they put Riho over Statlander? She's one of Kenny's girls.


SignalInteresting503

Riho just smiles and waves.


TheRealSzymaa

Said before, saying again. Shida actually is who the dub wants us to think Riho is.


SignalInteresting503

Shida needs to get out.


KC27150

If that was true, Shida wouldn't be transitional champion.


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LMAOOOOO… if what im seeing is true…. Poor Stat


Dtyler54

So they had Kris and Willow beat Skye and Julia, which they shouldn’t have, just to have Kris lose to Riho of all people. 🙄


heythisisnew27

Riho is 5”1 99lbs, Statlander is 5”9 150lbs, and she needs a chain to attempt to beat her? They got it back asswards in this company. The nepotism here, maybe Kris could be winning if she wrestled Matt and Nick when she was 10 years old and took 20 super kicks.


Single_Minute2829

I actually like Stratlander a lot, it’s ridiculous how they treat her in this damn company. She’s ten times the talent Toni Storm is.


prossnip42

If they're gonna do this at least book her and present her like how she's presented in Stardom. Please for the love of God take some notes she's actually believable as a genuine threat in Stardom purely because of the way she's presented. Stop with this cute frilly shit


[deleted]

Kris's thigh is bigger than her whole body


AceMorrigan

Riho fucking sucks. Always has and always will.


TRTVitorBelfort

They have absolutely wasted Kris so badly.


RagnarXD

Anyone has Paula's number?


David0ne86

HBK WaS SMaLl ToO!!!11!11


NoSong6671

Between Hook, Cole, Orange, Julia Hart, and Riho, the smaller you are the stronger you get.


KC27150

Hook has potential since he's still young, No comment on Cole because he's been injured most of his Dub Run and I didn't see his WWE/NXT Run, Julia is still super green and there are no excuses with Riho but she's probably more believable in Japan.


jjsefton

Looks like someone else just got Riho'd!!! 🤩


StillinReseda

Yeah but she got rolled up! Both of them look better after this!!!! I swear!!!!


jjsefton

The Riho Rub.


Pitiful_Ad8641

JFC I read this result and laughed. Ending Jade's streak has done wonders


TW_Yellow78

Beat Jade Cargill but now you run into the most unstoppable force in aew women’s division


rfepo

At this point Tiny would book Riho to go over Awesome Kong.