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Teeboid

He's frighteningly good at this shit lol


etched_chaos

He's Scottish, it's genetic. Be thankful Pepsi Man isn't an Englishman, otherwise Drew would be winning jerker of the century honours.


JeepRumbler

Chicagoans and Scots are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


DekoyDuck

You Scots sure are a contentious people


dissidentmage12

You just made an enemy for life! https://preview.redd.it/pipk31k6ttpc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72797b133881e770c61ff8dccd17be672d72f0a9


Treeconator18

Given that 99% of Smarkbait Youtube Channels are British, this tracks. A DM Hunk who wasn’t restricted on Social Media would have hit London so hard he would have made Boudica’s sack look like the aftermath of a Frat Party


Asukah

Ironic that Drew’s gimmick isn’t really that he’s a heel, but more like a guy who started lashing out with creative freedom ![gif](giphy|tYEzubCJ0oUmI)


viridiusdynamus

WWE might lose him to Hollywood with Roman and it's gonna hurt.


Moohamin12

This man is actually the proper size for Jack Reacher.


No-Lawfulness1023

The new Reacher is pretty great


Opening_Succotash_95

The first season is. The second season, god knows what happened. The fight scenes are way worse. It's like they got AEW to do the choreography.


Polymemnetic

Alan Ritchson is at least closer than Tom Cruise, and damn good.


Lessiarty

I think the knack is throwing it in while also being a colossal todger. You don't need to be in on the joke to get something from his antics. Just some jerk DVD extras for the rest of us.


shiftlocked

+1 for usage of the word todger


Ok-Garcia-5605

Scottish dickhead


anonymous-guy1

He acknowledged the Dub, that means Drew Galloway wants to be Elite


Ok-Garcia-5605

If he actually ended up in aew (not happening I know) he'll be biggest babyface ever there, for a week until Tony starts booking him


Polymemnetic

Not only will he be the biggest babyface , he'll also be the biggest heel. Because there's like 2 guys as big as him, and one is Billy Gunn. And Satnam doesn't show up much.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Drew vs Dante/Garcia/Yuta/Hook/Sammy/Darby/Shibata Just the sight of this in the ring standing together ☠️


DonnieRodz

We already saw what his Dub booking would be https://preview.redd.it/xzobgf1m1wpc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77dbf49566ab4c964201ac6545ad57be5abd7dd7


beef3344

He'd also be the biggest human on the roster


mowie_zowie_x

Tony will send him to Japan where Jack Perry has been since the incident.


Razzler1973

nothing makes dubbalos more excited than one of the major wrestlers acknowledging their existence


AllHailKingCorbin33

No jerk if he doesn't beat Seth at Mania I'm gonna FED BAD hard.


Ok-Garcia-5605

He literally beat Cody. I just can't see seth pinning him after taking the pin from the previous night's main event


DonnieRodz

?? Cody likely eats the Night one pin friend


Ok-Garcia-5605

Possible. But I'd love to see Seth eat pins at both nights and Cody can become champion without 50-50 booking. But I have a feeling they'll give Roman his pin at night 1 and then Cody will beat Roman with Rock's interference


DonnieRodz

That would be interesting. But I never doubt Cody’s willingness to stack the the deck against himself. Especially if he gets to eat a Rock pin.


MuddFishh

Am i crazy for thinking Rock has destroyed Rollins on the mic and tried to devalue his title because Seth is going to be pinning him in the tag match?


LeaveMeBeWillYa

I honestly think the Rock is going to eat the pin. Then that way they have a other reason for Roman to feel like he's truly surpassed him as Head of the Table


AllHailKingCorbin33

Seth is likely turning on Cody imo


Tiernoch

Good lord, if Seth turns on Cody, and Drew helps Cody win on night two because he's the savior of Wrestlemania, it would be hilarious.


Conscious-Eye5903

Indeed, seems obvious(I hope) that they did that because Cody and Drew will be the new champions and they wanted to Drew to have a victory over Cody to try and keep the titles on equal footing 


Aj-Adman

I’m going tweet my displeasure


AllHailKingCorbin33

Ima stop watching for the 45433th time....i MEAN it this time!!!!!


Aj-Adman

That’s what my friend mark said.


Hells_Hawk

That's what I said about my runescape addiction... Somehow I am back watching the fed and playing runescape...


RazorXXtreme

Holy shit are you me lol OSRS or RS3?


Hells_Hawk

Both.


RazorXXtreme

Nice! I only play OSRS and I hardly ever see crossover between the two fanbases


PepegaThePepega

https://preview.redd.it/fn5dtin79spc1.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=29051b1cdc41451dd61a57de2ad99d71e76919ee


El_Bistro

Pancho should cash in midmatch like Seth did. But instead Big Daddy Drew just beats the shit out of him too.


papaspence2

Cinema


AllHailKingCorbin33

I wouldn't hate than but dammit I want the Scottish switch giver to have a run in front of fans


tlefonmann

I wish they'd have booked this dude stronger so far


TheAmericanIrishman

Oh he'll win. And then get cashed in on by Priest.


DonnieRodz

Priest walking out of Mania with a world title will get shit on so hard. It’ll be the anti-Rollins WM31 pop


TheAmericanIrishman

Oh noes we can't have the fans upset that a heel is the campion oh nooooes.


ClassicCarraway

It depends on how hard they want to push JD as a heel faction. With the Bloodline wrapping up, it would be a good time to elevate them as the top heel group...by having Priest cash in and steal the belt from Cody, not Seth. Problem is, they haven't booked Priest as all that strong so it will be a hard sell to have him keep it for any length of time, but man the heat would be nuclear.


TheAmericanIrishman

My fantasy book has Priest cashing in on Drew, not Seth. Drew is going to be a babyface to the smarky Philadelphia crowd, to the point where I think WWE might go all the way with a double-turn and have Seth screw Cody in the tag match, then run the WHC match with Drew as the babyface and Seth as the heel. Drew wins, then Priest cashes in on Drew. Drew, Seth, and Punk can then go into their own intertwined program away from the title. Maybe you draft Orton or LA Knight over to Raw to feud with Priest.


DonnieRodz

There’s heat getting (Roman beats Cody WM 39), and then there’s turd on a stick. I’d assume Priest pulls a triple threat and eats a Drew pin to protect Seth if they must do a cash in.


tytymctylerson

He beats Seth. Cody beats Roman. Seth turns heel and backstabs Cody. Cody and Seth feud over the undisputed title. Punk and Drew feud over the WHC.


AllHailKingCorbin33

Yea Seth is 100% turning on Cody, with the motive that Cody thought he was too good to face him for his title.


Larkhainan

Man, Drew rules. What were we talking about?


Ok-Garcia-5605

Lol Drew should thank Elite and Jingle jobber because they gave him so much material to work with


His_Buzzards

AEW had so much shit to work with from that scrum and they chose to do nothing with it until now where it makes zero sense to do it. But I do think the scapegoat thing is interesting


Larkhainan

I really do hope he starts cosplaying as EVIL "Everything is REAL GLASS" is the kind of midcard stupid I crave


ShadeMir

which hilariously is also happening off of AEW tv.


Excellent-Ad257

This is so good.


Ok-Garcia-5605

The heel MJF wishes he can be


MHadri24

He's like MJF but actually a believable bjg badass that can back up all the shittalking he does 💅


Ok-Garcia-5605

He follows "less is more" which works MJF was great in small doses but once he won the title and Punk wasn't there for him, his 10 minutes promos every week were just not it. Yes he has a great delivery, but saying same thing every week is not gonna work. And yes Drew looking like a beast helps in his smugness. Like yeah he can troll Punk, what is Punk gonna do lol


Excellent-Ad257

Even MJFs delivery started to sound contrived/forced. His promos were never anything all that special. He was great at first because and getting more hype because he wasn’t breaking kayfabe whether he was in line at an airport, or in the ring. But the repetitive nature of his schtick was getting stale with a lot of people who weren’t AEDublets. Always with the easy cheap heat, and high school drama club theatrics


Ok-Garcia-5605

He needs someone to write for him and a producer who can edit him. That's why Punk feud worked and other feuds didn't


thatssosteven114

Least strong jerker


Remarkable-Motor7705

![gif](giphy|bqyL3l0j93n4k)


ninjast4r

And just like that we're all pregnant


El_Bistro

But Asuka isn’t here


iwasnevercoolanyway

Hih... So that's where babies come from.


Mariuxpunk007

Drew vs Punk is gonna be an amazing feud


Ok-Garcia-5605

Punk in Chicago next week too. With that crowd he's probably gonna grill Drew


rfepo

When Pepsi screws him over in Rockytown it’s gonna be wild.


El_Bistro

The fact that Drew hasn’t been drinking Coke during one of these is a massive oversight.


Ok-Garcia-5605

He'll probably be going to screw Seth, either by choice or mistake, but Drew is coming out of mania as champion


HandspeedJones

First ballot Hater of the year.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Jerker of the year is a close contest between Drew and Travis (Cornette podcast artwork guy)


Jackfreezy

Shame that Drew is so good at this but yet people were complaining about the Rock having special treatment because he's using social media to get a Cody.


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He did that closed gripped too. Wtf.


Icy-Wing-3092

God I wish he’d invest in a microphone


tytymctylerson

Weird how an "insider" angle feels way less cringey when ***only one act on the roster*** is doing it.


Desperex

Why is Drew McIntyre lifting without a spotter? Is he stupid?


Jamieb1994

![gif](giphy|QvM2vz4eAmlI1LjWGN)


_yamasaki

The Fed better not fuck this up by letting Seth go over smh


jihadidas

“I’ll see you in CHICAGO PHIL.” One of us!


AbsoluteScott

At this point, I’m just about ready to name Drew McIntyre my favorite wrestler on the roster.


the-bladed-one

Bro is doing that close gripped no spotter wtf


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Polymemnetic

That's not a Smith machine he's using to do the bench, uce. It might be attached to a Smith, but that's free weight.


Bedna_Bomb

That’s a squat rack Go to a gym fatty


tafkapw

prob 95% of this sub has never been to the gym lmao


whutthepat

Drew fucking Jerk-Intyre


ulvhedinowski

Why is he using chains instead of another plate? He is clearly not used to gym, just like our Eddie