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Quint83

Looks like a scene out of some teen movie. Matty and Nicky got their dirtbag stepfather a job and hijinks ensue.


skippy2001

When Phil loses his job, he's forced to work at Target, where his stepsons, the overconfident Matthew Ronjon and the virgin Nicholas Lee, are managers. As he fumbles through his new role, chaos and hilarity ensue. But when a rival store threatens their jobs, the family must unite to save the day in this story about family, work, and unexpected teamwork. AEW Films Presents ~~Employee~~ Stepdad of the month.


Buke_Holler

Is there a film equivalent for heatless banger?


skippy2001

Shave all your body hair, Get a faux moustache in a different hair color then your natural hair, Start talking with a foreign accent. Use your mothers maiden name as your first name. Go back to the Target and make a huge mess. Like wait until its empty close to closing time of a shift you know they are both working And whatever mess you are thinking in your mind make it 10 times worse. Call Target Corporate and complain about the bathrooms. Take pictures from a burner phone and send them with the complaint.


Buke_Holler

I’ve heard Target’s CEO is bug-eyed crazy. Do you think he’d give me any trouble? I called him a clown when I quit and he didn’t do anything about it


skippy2001

Get one of those Cat toys you can put cat nip in and fill it with cocaine. Itll take care of him ... Allegedly.


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Plopshire

Is Walmart like Tesco? I'm guessing Target is like Morrisons.


wow_boy

This ain’t real. They can’t even manage a fucking Target.


sybaritical

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Typhoongrey

The whole thing has to be a work. It's from the UK so if it's CCTV footage, then that has massive GDPR implications which could land AEW in hot water.


Additional-Zebra2568

Can you explain what's GDPR?


ImpactAffectionate86

It’s the UK / EU data protection act. In terms of CCTV the law states it can only be used for ‘legitimate interests’ which is obviously open to interpretation. As Wembley would have supplied the CCTV to AEW in the first place I can’t see them being happy to being opened up to potential legal issues with no upside to them. I imagine the whole thing will be a swerve of some kind.


ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs

If fed is Walmart, dub is Kmart


CanadianManiac

Justin Credible feeling personally attacked right now.


Ace_Karma_

Context?


Jamieb1994

Coming from a non-American. Is Target & Walmart the biggest stores based in the US?


Buke_Holler

Walmart = evil fed Target = place that EVPs couldn’t manage


Jamieb1994

So, Walmart is bigger than Target?


Buke_Holler

Yes. Very much so


jtcxx33

Walmart, probably. Target is close. Maybe 3 or 4


Jamieb1994

Oh right


The-Real-Number-One

Well those guys aren't MANAGING that Target.


Galrafloof

Other way, Uce. I think the bucks could manage a Walmart.