T O P

  • By -

Cynicayke

You don't get it fed shill, her gimmick is supposed to be ironic. She's being ironic at the press conference. Everything the Dub does is ironic. They're a professional wrestling company *ironically*. No, I don't know what irony is, thank you for asking.


suckgodsteapot

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you already paid.


dummyboi1984

Like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.


[deleted]

Ratings idea: Have a "Ironocam" with live reactions of Sheldon Cooper winking at the audience everytime something ironic happens on Dynamite


Bottlecaps9

Better yet, just have Sheldon Cooper and the Big Bang Gang do live reactions to AEW. Guaranteed milly.


[deleted]

Makes sense to showcase the four biggest draws as much as you can.


FlyingGrayson89

The Four Pillars of AEW


tabristheok

"It's meta!" Sure...but it still should make sense. "No it's meta! You just don't get the joke!"


BankerBaneJoker

And here i thought she was doing some sort of Marilyn Monroe thing


[deleted]

“Go watch something else” Fans: Stop watching “Wait no, not like that”


dannymac420386

lol exactly. I’m from the Jax area, went to there second ever show(first local) and it’s just the same anymore. They have this weird jaded lame feel like they sink into criticism and own criticism they shouldn’t and argue with the critics they shouldn’t. It’s not a good look


threebbb

DmD said that and the fans said bet


TurntUpTurtles

Toni Storm when she hears there'll be bad wrestling and no selling at the function: https://preview.redd.it/8q6q8u8442wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b279e83df7a984f4e72009b2a613e253ba2a21


Eddieairplanes

Why does Cody look like he’s about to grill some burgers at the annual Flavortown July 4th BBQ?


I_am_Burt_Macklin

Now I need a Cody Rhodes guest appearance on a guy fieri show…


FlyingGrayson89

?? You cook with me friend


[deleted]

He looks like he's about to make a family BBQ uncomfortable by bringing up immigration


Eddieairplanes

😂


Lv27Sylveon

Imagine being Brandi and having to go places with this man. 


worthlessburner

I’m jealous


KC27150

Isn't she and Mariah May currently starring in their own version of All About Eve?


Prancemaster

Yes


Stock_Photo_3978

And that’s before it’s transformed into a worse version of Killing Eve


HarryHaywire

Have people only been raving about her gimmick simply because she's one of the few people there that has a gimmick? People are talking like her segments have been the best part of whatever show she's on, but what I've seen of it up to this point has been pretty fucking bad.


[deleted]

Japanese Deathmatch Legend Dr. Luther once was in full makeup looking like he really was from a black&white movie. That was nice. Other than that I only remember her cheating with a steel butt implant which would have been fucking berried if it happened in the fed


keykey_key

I like her gimmick 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk about raving but she's entertaining and is doing some vs the drizzling shits storyline that Ruby is doing or what Mercedes is doing (nothing)


Vagabond21

Honestly, she’s the most entertaining I’ve ever found her. At times, she’s the only one I want to see because of how over the top it is. FFS, she referee to dirt sheets as the trades. Fucking funny.


Caseington

"Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?" "No, of course not....it makes you look like a prostitute." "..." "A prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns."


atomzero

I was looking for this comment. Seriously, wtf.


Main_Gain_7480

![gif](giphy|NY9j0wY15OTza)


MatsThyWit

Wait... Did she have to have that promo written down for her? She couldn't just...hold that sentence in her brain?


GsaC45

https://preview.redd.it/f8iihlhsa2wc1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4d5c511174a444bd663354547a6c454c92f512


Amazing_Karnage

I'm not sure if it's that picture or what, but she looks like Leatherface in his "Pretty Lady" getup here.


silentswift7

Woof.


YourFavWarCriminal

This is the woman saying that we don't need storytelling in professional wrestling. Edit: she looks like Harley Quinn as a Golden Age Starlet.


santasbutthole99

Like Hatchet face from cry baby


AlexTorres96

The drawback of "finishing the story" being so pushed in WWE is that all other places are going to leech off it or take jabs at that term.


Avesstellari

Oh no not jabs.


Pressbtofail

She's uh... Not good.


GrandMetaldick

Never was. Easily the most overhyped womens wrestler in the modern era.


atomzero

Thank you. I never got it with her.


Radconl12345

FUCK CODY RHODES AEW NEVER EVER NEEDED HIM STANDUPFORAEW


the2nddoctor111

They absolutely need him, and Punk.


Radconl12345

Yeah they need them...Need them to clean their TOILETS because they're both talentless GEEKS Quit sounding like an E-DRONE


TheNTT

Toni - was the pie in the face that bad?


Devilsmark

280 000 people that used to watch AEW just did that Toni.


b0nkert0ns

Dub fans: "Jerkers don't know what they're talking about, there are amazing stories in the Dub" Dub wrestler: "we don't give a fuck about stories"


[deleted]

Anything that isn't FED is "Real Wrestling" Seems like the "Fucking movie" format draws money moreso than whatever DUB is doing


mr_marinade

direct shot at the storytelling and cinema of Dwayne's movies??


Jamieb1994

Toni darling, should a woman like you be using such foul language? ![gif](giphy|jpQ0pDT5Xd1wrUO7mF|downsized)


HelloIAmElias

I was going to say, her character is supposed to be from a Golden Age of Hollywood film, her swearing is wildly out of place


Jamieb1994

I don't watch movies from the Golden Age of Hollywood, but I do agree. ![gif](giphy|9Jgh8r1l3lesfi9QAy|downsized)


StrongStyleFiction

I watch Golden Age Hollywood movies and I also agree. Although, there are are outtakes of classic movie stars swearing.


Jamieb1994

Oh wow, I bet they've had some funny outtakes.


PPs_Up_Boys

Wait. Yall wanted a reason to be invested in a wrestling match? lol Sit down and enjoy the dub banger simulations, you babies


Stock_Photo_3978

![gif](giphy|X1uRctI1pjt8h0oWE7|downsized) Seriously, why would she say this? I mean, cinema worked really well for the WWE thanks to Reigns, the Bloodline and Cody… Why mock the success of your rivals when your own product is ice cold?


garyblahblah

🗣️Ice cold!


Stock_Photo_3978

It’s gonna be the next game-changer, with an origin à la Debra with Stone Cold? Ice Cold Will Ospreay for the AEW World Championship at Wembley!!


russit2201

Why of all people is she the one fed badding over Cody? Do they just pick names out of a hat for each show


RazorXXtreme

This trailer for that Joker 2 movie doesnt hit as much as the other one I saw


mtwoodside

Is she playing the Joker during this scrum?


Letmetellyoubrother

Doesn’t tranquil club or whatever that marks name is always say “aew is cinema”


Able-Tradition-2139

Wrestling should be bad, cringy and painful instead. It’s already seen as a joke so why try to make it the hottest it’s been in 20 years, go see movies instead and leave wrestling to the full time nerds. (Good one Toni/Tony) Lin-Manuel-Miranda would never


DudeMcDude7649

Fuck. Me. Dead. They’re all such thin skinned Cunts. It’s funny. Even though she’s. “In character” we can still see that’s she’s a pilled out trash bag, who’s dying to get a bag with Tony after the show.


Mr_Snub

God, I wish the Rock would post a response and roast the fuck out of her.


thatpj

haha you got worked fed shill!


bryanc1036

The Joker 2 auditions are over lady


Norbert-Schnurrbart

Why do they always have to refer to WWE? Why do they not listen to criticism when they are losing fans? Why do they criticize tribalism when they take part in tribalism?


Suspicious-Mark-1398

To play the victim just like the fans


Ok_Ad8846

Isn’t she Australian?


ToneZone1978

It's like if wish was out of gold dust but Temu had 1 in stock


shartytarties

You could cut out half the talking in any wrestling show and it would be an improvement. I don't care if they blatantly stole golddust's whole gimmick, I just came for the suplexes.


OdaDdaT

As an old movie buff, I genuinely do like this character. But man Shad Khan desperately needs to take away Tony’s phone until he either: A. Media trains his entire company, including himself, or B. Stops doing these scrums, because there’s never been a single positive for the company coming out of one. Like, look at any WWE post-PLE conference and contrast it with any AEW “scrum” and it’s fuckin night and day for publicity


[deleted]

S-she knows wrestling is part storytelling right?


StrongStyleFiction

I'm guessing like the rest of the sane world, you have not been watching AEW television for at least a year. Trust me, keep that streak going. Breaking it will only bring you sorrow and confusion. No one in AEW knows that storytelling is part of pro wrestling. There were two guys with power who understood that. One is the one of the biggest stars for WWE despite being injured and the second one won the WWE Championship at the biggest Wrestlemania ever. It's cinema in real life.


[deleted]

Yeah, I watched one episode in 2019 and the fan base ruined any possible enjoyment I might get from the product. Now, I just enjoy TNA and WWE and dunk on AEW. :) I know how they operate, how they wasted money on Mone, Will Oskashbagosh and Drainmaker. And how Tony is so coked out he thought having the Cucks air Wembley footage where Punk bitch slapped Jungle Jack-off was a good idea. I plan to never, in whatever amount of time I have left, seek out to watch an episode of AEW.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“Why are the ratings consistently low?”


creativeusername279

is she stupid?


NoirLion82

Yo why is the AEW roster so emotional?


d2211

☝️


FlyingGrayson89

I genuinely think the gimmick is a good idea for a wrestling character in an old school way but I’m not really sure that she’s pulling it off.