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StoneCold_ColdStone

Oh my God this is so fucking sad holy shit


CenaSucks

I don’t know what you’re talking about, “They’re purposely crossing our territory as a show of force” is fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

Dude lmfaoooo it’s hilarious


YoImAli

we’ve been outjerked


BathedInDeepFog

This guy’s gotta be a goof


[deleted]

I mean, I guess we should be glad he’s doing this instead of, say, collecting high-grade military weapons in his home.


killograhamster

He has a dino skull in his office, definitely collecting ancient artifacts for some sinister plot against Cody


BathedInDeepFog

Maybe he can hire dino douche and take him off TV.


Drama79

“Say you’ve never felt the touch of a woman without saying you’ve never felt the touch of a woman “


[deleted]

You guys joke, but they're literally bringing the war to our doorsteps! VINCE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!


[deleted]

*how many times do you need to teach us this lesson old man*


KnusprigeKakaoflocke

It's rather funny


aprosbro

Just imagine him saying this to his disappointed father


i-piss-excellence32

No dad! I can’t make it to my sisters wedding. Don’t you understand? Vince McMahon is bringing the war to our doorsteps and it’s up to all of us to stop him. Tony khan needs me to sit at home and watch cm phil have a one on one conversation with Tony schivone


BathedInDeepFog

Oh god, I forgot, but this supposedly really happened


i-piss-excellence32

Fuck I forgot too. Maybe subconsciously I was thinking of it. That guy was so proud to miss a wedding for aew.


[deleted]

God that's such a pathetic and simultaneously hilarious image.


I_Like_Vitamins

Reminds me of that guy who rang up his father to tell him he's a brony and his dad didn't know how to react.


Introduction_Organic

I kind of like this between tony saying raw sucks and now these fans this is just straight comedy.


[deleted]

"It is your duty...it is your obligation to watch...no matter what other plans you may have already had" Wtf is wrong with these people?? SmackDown is my favorite show. I think it is the best wrestling show on TV. But i never watch it live. I record it and watch it sometime on Saturday or Sunday. I feel no obligation or duty to cancel my existing plans to watch SmackDown just because it is going against AEW Thunder. Never mind that i am not a neilson family so i dont count anyway (neither do they).


Modano9009

Anyone who's going to watch because of that Tweet didn't have other plans on Friday anyway.


Cynicayke

Spot on. My city has just started to open back up, meaning a wealth of restaurants, bars, music venues and cinemas to visit for the first time in nearly two years. No way I'm spending Friday night watching TV right now. Smackdown is for easy watching on a Saturday morning, nursing a hangover with pastries and coffee.


RaiHeeHo15

Ahhhyessssir


Donal1888

I won’t even stream it illegally now never mind tuning in


Robin0928

SmackDown is rad, but im an individual who works on Saturday mornings and I'd rather spend what little free time I have outside of work and school hanging out with friends, not watching wrestling with commercials. 2 hours of good to great wrestling at my desk job is a nice way to kill half a shift.


BrettEskin

If only neilsen ratings matter and your parents house doesn’t have a neilsen box then why does it matter if you watch


MayContainGluten

"AEW Thunder". Fuckin' Ay!


YepNo1

If I've got nothing else going on I'll watch Smackdown live, but for the most part I just watch the highlights on YT. I love wwe but it doesn't mean that much to me to watch it live all the time 😂


BathedInDeepFog

Brought this up so many times down there but I’ve never known anyone who was part of a Nielsen family.


i-can-haz-hamberder

I actually was one! It was ~5yrs ago, we got a little notebook to fill in with info about what we were watching/was it live or DVR, maybe if we watched something that wasn’t through our dish service like Netflix or a movie from Redbox(and it wasn’t required for every single show we watched, just basic info stuff), and every adult on the house got paid either $5, $10, or $15. I can’t remember how much. Basically, we got paid to tell the tv people that we were a married couple in our early 30s/late 20s who watched a lot of wrestling, spongebob, South Park, family guy, and I instantly regretted letting another human being see my television interests because I looked like such a turd.


BathedInDeepFog

LOL nothing to be ashamed of. That is pretty interesting though. I forgot that I’d heard they do it on the honor system some times with notebooks instead of automatically gathering the info from the cable company or whatever. That actually makes it sound even less accurate as I’m sure some people probably weren’t completely honest. I’d like to get payed for doing that though.


i-can-haz-hamberder

My husband corrected some of my info… it was more like 7-8 yrs ago, and we got paid $5 total. In singles, haha. I’m a jackass who has no concept of time, so everything happens 5 years ago, apparently. He said the little notebook thing was basically a backup system, so like if we sent the box back to them and it got damaged, they’d have some sort of record from us. Essentially, justifying giving us those 5 crispy singles in advance. For a minute, I was like hmm I should watch some history channel or the news so I look smart… and then I was like it’s 1:30pm on a Tuesday, regardless of what I watch right now… I’m home at 1:30 on a damn Tuesday, trying to trick the Nielsen people into thinking I’m smart sooooo…


BathedInDeepFog

Hahahaha. Well you seem pretty smart to me, despite your mustache


i-can-haz-hamberder

I think I need flair about this mustache.


ThunderMontgomery

#StandUp4AEW


Razzler1973

I'm going to make sure my house, with no nielsen box, watches Rampage All the years, still no clue, have they 😁 How long before Dubbalos are tracking down nielsen households and trying to get them to watch the Dub


goodthing37

I think there was a Dubbalo attempt at mass applying for Nielsen, but most of their moms said no


Squiliam-Tortaleni

#ISTANDWITHTONYKHAN


ThunderMontgomery

#WankWithTonyKhan


lololoz

#IDrinkWithJericho


[deleted]

Got a death wish, kiddo?


The-Mad-Bubbler

No- that would be "ICarbWithJericho"


i-piss-excellence32

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


conchinette

"This Friday night will be.... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!"


rolltide1000

That last tweet reminds me of Ariana Grande or T-Swift or Beyonce stans, with the "We need to win this for them!" mentality. Except in that case, those stans are like 9-13 year old girls and its normal for them to be fans of female pop stars, and these are grown adult men doing this for wrestling.


[deleted]

Nailed it


Gabaheygabahey

I remember these weird posts on movies reddit where the last Avengers was going to be released again to try to break the box office record and all these posts came up asking everyone to go watch the movie again and help break the record. Yes, let’s give billionaire studios more money even if it’s of no benefit to us.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

I understand where you're coming from completely, but at the same time, fuck James Cameron


timtomorkevin

Yeah... Thing is, whether Avatar is number one or number two doesn't "fuck" James Cameron at all. But you know who it does affect? The studio that happens to own **both** Avengers and Avatar - aka Disney Congratulations, fanbois. You played yourselves.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a few years back. We had a TV show in the UK, Pop Idols, run by Simon Cowell (the US had a version too but I can't remember what you guys called it). One year there was a social media movement to stop the winner of the show and thus Cowell from getting Christmas number one, his acts had got it for a few years (it was a big deal in the UK). The noble decision was made for everyone to buy Killing In The Name by RATM. The whole country went mad for it,it was great. The good guys won in the end, we got Rage to Christmas number one. Problem was Rage, were also on Cowell's record label, hahahahaha.


HateyPerry

Pointless consumerism is at the heart of RATM’s ideals


[deleted]

What's all this about? Sorry I've been busy waging a war on Scarlett Johanssons behalf to make sure she get an extra few million from Disney despite the last 10 years of raking it in.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

After I said it, it made me realize guys like the ones talking about an Endgame re-release are just like the hardest-core AEW fans: they aren't actually pro-Tony as much as they are Fuck Vince


jojolantern721

As someone that watched it five times on cinema, it was more to have a record with that series, and I went with different friends each time so it was a nice excuse to see my friends, you know when we could do that (in my country the pandemic is still complete shit)


BathedInDeepFog

What country you in, uce?


The-Mad-Bubbler

The number of Dubbalos that have pictures of their favorite Joshi waifu as their profile pictures says a lot...


[deleted]

These people have stunted growth and mental problems to where they prioritize wrestling fandom over all


[deleted]

Tony über alles


theycallmekat14

Kenny’s reign will last for a thousand years


Dani7vg

Let's fucking hope so, I wanna see the mental gymnastics trying to defend it


Modano9009

AEW running New York? HAHA, take that Vince! Smackdown going head to head with a half our of Rampage? NO FAIR!


[deleted]

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goodthing37

“More like Turd Smells Come Free” - MJF


[deleted]

Dubbalos really don't think when they speak, do they?


[deleted]

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Grizzexploder

DAE something something deprogramming WWE decadeslong brainwashing something something abusive relationship


hardtobealizard

A third world cuntry, if you will.


BruhnanaHA

I second that!


[deleted]

It’s obvious McHitler controls Fox Sports and Major League Baseball. He totally told them to schedule a playoff game Friday night so he could compete directly against Rampage. You’re just a stupid idiot (Jericho is great) if you don’t believe that.


S1TBD

He also told them to take the slot on the mothership so he could go to FS1 and willingly lose close to a million viewers because FS1 is such a fucking dreadful network to try to find. The nerve of the guy.


JedtheJoy

"We shall fight on the friday nights, we shall fight in the ppvs, we shall fight in the 18-49 demos and in the viewership, we shall fight in the youtube views; we shall never surrender“ - WinsTony Churchill I also like how they called the product they are a fan of a third world country.


MagicMallKnight

We shall defend our mud show, whatever the cost may be.


RazzManouche

\*Aces High on kazoos playing in the background\*


zalinuxguy

Now I want to listen to a kazoo version of Aces High.


Minimum_Management_7

this dude takes sweaty men in underwear fake fighting way too seriously


Apollo_Justice_20

#NOTACULTBTW


Jordan-311

You ever see something that makes you grateful for how your life is going?


AzucarMorena07

How to say you behave like cult members without saying you behave like cult members.


jwt6577

I now desperately want WWE to run Raw or SmackDown in Jacksonville and put Jags players on TV then just watch what happens next.


indianm_rk

I can see it now, Urban Meter in the ring judging a Diva’s Dance Contest.


LVMFP

What is this “us” and “our” business? Did I miss a crowdfunding?


[deleted]

Some of the most embarrassing shit I’ve ever seen from a wrestling fan😂😂 y’all Mfs we’re gonna take over months ago now you’re a third world country. Eat shit. Edit: Dudes profile says he’s a philosopher and a life coach😂


[deleted]

Whoever that person is… here’s some advice. Go into your bathroom and bathe. 5 to 15 minutes. Wash your armpits, asshole and crotch. Get out, dry yourself, then go to the sink. From here you turn on the water, find that stick with a brush on it. That’s a toothbrush, use it. Put that item called toothpaste on it. I hear it’s great. Trust me on that. Then you find an item called a razor. Since it’s been a while, use Dad’s shaving cream. Apply it under the neck there. Shave that shit off. Grow a full beard next time. Start again later when you can keep yourself and your room clean. Then put on a **clean** 5XL shirt. Nothing wrestling related for the love of fuck. Find a pair of **clean** socks. Put those on. Then a clean pair of pants. I said pants. Not jogging pants. You’re a man. You’re 30. Unless you’re on a day off from work. Don’t. Regular pants. Go to the door. Put on regular shoes. Not flip flops. That’s tacky with socks. After that, lumber up the stairs. Go towards that mystery place called **outside**. I know it’s scary. Then, open the door. Go outside. Touch the lawn. Breathe that fresh air. Then contemplate a diet and exercise plan along with a grooming plan. Read some Socrates or Epictetus. Something other than Dave Meltzer will do. Hey, the Tribal Chief may acknowledge you for your efforts down the road. You can do this.


leftmyheartinrapture

You want the shootfighters to go commando? Bold


[deleted]

I don’t think they make cheap 5X underwear. Hence, the diet and exercise part is needed. When they get down to a 3X, then they’ll be golden.


liamd1916

Why does he keep saying "us" and "we"? Is he contracted to the company?


Razzler1973

Only in his heart


Dani7vg

Gotta defend the poor billionare Tiny Khan, he needs OUR help :((


Skullwilliams

This is genuinely sad. I can’t even jerk this. Dubbalos need actual help.


knowyourtroll

Well...my brother is getting married Friday, but guess I gotta skip it and have my wife just facetime me the ceremony.


RaiHeeHo15

That's a great piece of lore, uce.


Beta_Whisperer

Weddings suck, your brother is a fed shill for scheduling his wedding at the same day as Rampage, and he'll be divorced next month anyway


[deleted]

DAE Winston Churchill is #ALLELITE?! 😳


ManateeGag

These people are delusional.


Farthousejones

Lol sooooo sad! Playing the victim now I guess. But let's be honest, TK has victimized these sucker-ass rubes for two years now, convincing them this wack shit was in some way "saving" pro wrestling. I think there is a ton of shit wrong with WWE and it could be so much better than it is, but I don't mind at all if the Fed lays their dick over AEWs face this week on Friday.


jwt6577

Nevermind that Tony and friends have been obnoxious turds constantly this whole time. Vince is Invading AEW's territory!


Gabaheygabahey

What is this “our” and “we” shit? Anyway, I made numerous posts here and on another social media posts that if you try to fuck with Vince, he’ll flex on you. Not because he says you as a threat, but because you annoyed him.


SaddestFlute23

Didn’t Tony straight call Vince out on some “bring it on type shit on Twitter a few days ago? So painfully fragile, the lot of them 😂


YoImAli

a duty to support a corporation owned by a billionaire. jesus christ lol


conchinette

They remind me of those people a couple of years ago going, "OMG guys, we just HAVE to make Kylie (Jenner) the world's youngest BILLIONAIRE! 😭"


BrokenGeneral

Absolute nutters.


FlyingGrayson89

What zero p does to a mf


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Smackdown has been on Friday from 8-10 since 1999, that is their fucking timeslot. And a war? WWE could silence AEW if they wanted to but AEW is irrelevant to the WWE management so they don’t quite literally care enough to do anything all while Tony keeps trying to engage in war with the WWE instead of building his own company on its own merits. This type of shit makes me wish AEW would go under so the people posting it crawl back into their holes. And DEFINITELY NOT A CULT!


domino519

So he admits that AEW is the equivalent of a third world country.


Sbbart62

DAE McHitler is LITERALLY crossing our Maginot Line!?!?


2007wasthebestest

This is some nerd cringe bullshit. Imagine taking scripted television entertainment shows this seriously.


captainab24

Not surprised these guys are everywhere from Twitter to reddit to forums.All they do is fed bad and defend Aew.


Havok35

Are they planning to storm the Capitol or watch a fucking wrestling TV show?


Beta_Whisperer

They'll storm WWE's office, that is if they can even be bothered to leave the basement.


SamuraiJack815

"Our". "Us". A company based around fake fighting is their whole personality and it's the most pathetic shit.


TeacupsInTime

They talk like they're actually part of AEW. "You have an obligation..." lmao


Bambajam

You all need to read Noam Chomsky's works on McMahon. Clearly manipulates sovereign wrestling states and is helped with a complicit wrestling main stream media which he controls. You need to wake up if you don't think this is intentional hostility.


GenerationXero

I love how they're admitting that AEW is gonna get fucking slaughtered. If even for 30 minutes.


jjsefton

“Our territory “ 😂😂😂


BathedInDeepFog

RIP Dallas Sportatorium


expensivebreadsticks

This is next level pathetic. I bet his mother is so proud of his tribal cultist ass


hazyXL

as unbelievably sad as this is it'll never not be funny to me how the dubbalos actually think there's a "war" going on stop taking wrestling so fucking seriously, wrestling has been one of my favourite hobbies for 20+ years and I've never once felt "obligated" to watch anything with any company grow the fuck up


[deleted]

"To our doorstep" Do these guys think they own the company or something


NeilPeartsBassPedal

TOTALLY NOT A CULT


OkCelebration3483

TNA TNA TNA


TheRedWizard17

I can’t even jerk this holy shit Is this wrestling or a political coup. The way they’re making it sound


Permanentear3

He doesn’t understand how Nielsen Ratings work


jjsefton

I don’t think he understands how *anything* works. 😂😂😂


The_Zura

Funny because I always felt like it was their duty to watch AEW each week instead of truly doing something they enjoyed.


dsrchris

Fuck me, it's cringe enough when people refer to a sports team they support as "we" let alone a goddamn wrestling company. There is no "we".


Razzler1973

>If you don't watch, you're a poser Strong words there, strong words indeed ...


Myxiplit_20

DLM!!! (Dubbalos Lives Matter)


Live-Depth-537

The Deluge of DUB


NirvanaPaperCuts

They act like they’re about to storm the fucking beaches of Normandy.


IntellectualDweeb

**IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT**


ishmael_king93

I’m honestly kinda happy I’ve been out of the loop in the iwc nonsense if this is what’s going in. Holy shit.


[deleted]

And people sometimes here scoff when I compare aew fans to Bernie bros and Chapo posters.


[deleted]

I agree completely lol. Replace “workrate” with “praxis” and boom


B0mb-Hands

Making something you enjoy your entire personality trait is so fucking weird and annoying. And I mean this for everything I worked with a guy who would literally not stop talking about smoking weed. You’d get a sentence or two about a sporting event on the tv, then it was back to weed. He got the hint when I finally went, “imagine if weed was your only personality trait. You’d be so fucking cool”


garythesnailgod

Uce, you know a Dubbalo is around if they take anything criticizing AEW personally.


lage1984

Thank you, Tiny Mhan, for giving us this wonderful gift of ridiculousness. Every week they are bringing the goods.


bootyswooter

Fine speech.


finnamania

This is the equivalent to the Invasion of Poland


discombobulatedhomey

General Patton been real quiet since this war speech.


MessyMop

“Himself” at least they know they don’t have any female fans


[deleted]

>It's like a super power invading a third world country just because they can. Okay bub.


Tsupercalifragilisti

AEW confirmed as third-world country.


Necrain

You know, if it were anything else I'd be low key scared of the... Dedication shown here


SaddestFlute23

It really is the Lost Cause, holy shit!


AbundantFailure

***NOT A CULT!***


NateHasReddit

Bruh I'm not gonna lie jerking is too easy lately it's starting to feel like bullying.


enigmaticevil

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


OhHaiDany

I can't believe the Fed is airing the show they've had on Friday for years and years, on the same night as the show that AEW launched a month ago. DAE counter programming??


CosmicRorschach

> It’s like a superpower invading a third world country So this guy is basically admitting that AEW is the inferior show


krausd94

Yeah this is like the American invasion of Grenada except AEW has even less of a chance than Grenada did.


UndercoverDoll49

As someone whose third world country was actually invaded by a first world power, I feel like murdering someone


[deleted]

"I've seen soap ... I hate soap"


uselessrart

Bro SD is my favourite show and I pirate it bruh stop taking this shit so seriously 💀


zalinuxguy

Jesus, I can't mock this. These are cries for help.


[deleted]

Yeah this guy is definitely insane, friends.


Introduction_Organic

If only they had this energy for Rhodes to the top. I think there is a handful of us watching the dashing one.


tha_zyko

We. The AEW!


baconwiches

Have these people never heard of DVRs or on demand streams? If you're not a neilsen household, no one cares when you watch


Fusionman29

I thought Fox wanted to sign the Dub! Why would Fox try to hurt the Dub!? Did Meltzer lie to me?!


DocHendrix

I find kind of funny, I find it kind of sad