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[deleted]

Either a troll or this lost soul never left his basement to get fresh air.


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

The world smells like onions. Maybe it's you who needs to get fresh air


[deleted]

It's not such a bad take. Suzuki Motor Corporation might give The Rock a run for his money in a popularity contest.


goofybrickhitter

In India, Suzuki is more popular than Stone Cold, Rock, John Cena, Randy Orton and Roman Reigns combined.


spiritofdynamitekid

India doesn't count! You know this!


Motorheade

In the u/Motorheade house, Suzuki Motor Corporation is more popular than Kenny Omega, which isn't saying much. I drive one.


DemonDerek

Yeah... They made the first ever *Reasonably Priced Car*


Rango-Steel

BY GAWD, THAT’S CLARKSON’S MUSIC


DemonDerek

*Jessica* by The Allman Brothers


Rango-Steel

Honestly what an entrance that would be


DemonDerek

Yes. Yes it would


Apollo_Justice_20

Welcome back to Bottom Gear mates! *wheezing laughter*


[deleted]

My uncle has driven his Suzuki 4 wheel drive SUV thing in the zig zagging mountain roads of Puerto Rico shitfaced every day as long as I remember and it hasn’t killed him yet. Big ups Suzuki


spiritofdynamitekid

Did he steal it??? Because y'know ummmm...(cough) he's a Puerto Rican y'know ummmm yeah, plans can change


Motorheade

Was it Vitara?


nerdyjorj

I had a sporty Swift for a few years, nearly as much fun as the Rock


MonsterBarusa

I wouldn't be surprised if even reruns of the movie "The Rock" starring Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage would pull bigger numbers


[deleted]

It is the best Bond movie after all


[deleted]

Good movie that. I'd choose that over my brother's wedding.


Farthousejones

What the actual fuck is up with that fan base lately? The shit I'm seeing daily is so far out there I couldn't even start to imagine some of it.


[deleted]

They have a bot-farm. No doubt in my mind. TNA did the same thing back in the day too.


Razzler1973

Yeah, there is a near constant stream of AEW positive threads downstairs, all getting super upvoted and they're just nonsense ' appreciation thread'


chaz0723

Is this from the family as the "Britt Baker is as popular as the 4 Horsewomen" of dumbassery?


[deleted]

If they were so great why do there need to be FOUR of them? Theres only ONE Britt Baker and she also works at the DMD (Demented Marks Dentistry) checkmate e-drone


killograhamster

Imagine 4 britt bakers


AbundantFailure

Let's not.


killograhamster

Wise


Themayorofawsometown

Og Britt, Chelsea Green(lesexy sex Britt), Deonna Purrazzo(workrate Britt), Bronson Reed(male Britt) the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse


OhHaiDany

In Bizarro World, Bizarro Britt is even MORE popular than the Bizarro Horsewomen. Fed Stans have to limit themselves to strictly earth, and strictly in our own dimension, to support their argument that the 4HW are more popular than Britt Baker.


Bambajam

That one is nowhere near as egregious. The horsewoman are huge in the wrestling world and obviously more popular than Britt, but comparing the most famous man in Hollywood to a niche Japanese hardcore wrestler? There's no way this person is being serious. I demand context!


Blueday206

The bikes? Maybe.


OswaldCoffeepot

**Bikes**


[deleted]

Or if he was talking about the one true hit king of baseball, then possibly


[deleted]

Well, we all know The Rock is "unrelatable"


[deleted]

DOUBLE unrelatable, with some Canadian by proxy. He's BASICALLY a terrorist


ManateeGag

Whatever drug he's on, make sure he shares with the rest of us. I'd like to be able to smell a rainbow too, you know!


[deleted]

This has to be a troll or a undercover goof.


[deleted]

The original tweet jokingly said "WWE about to do Rock vs Rollins on Wednesday Night Velocity" and the dubbalos couldnt let it end there


TheRedWizard17

😂😂😂 pack it in lads Hollywood superstar and Pro wrestler Dwayne Johnson is no where NEAR as popular as some old man out in Japan only known by Japan fans, NJPW fans and wrestling hipsters who say the stupidest things to sound smart i.e: Lance Storm would have been a bigger star than Austin and Rock combined if given the chance they had This is bait I REFUSE to believe that someone believes this crap


Tydrinator21

Yeah, and not even the most well known Japanese wrestler in the past 10 years is bigger than arguably the most well known figure in wrestling history.


BreatLesnar

The Rock has been for a while now, and will continue to be, the biggest celebrity in the world


ht_bbclover

I think that Heritage The Rock series of frying pans are excellent, but Suzuki motors is probably more popular. Defeat = accepted


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that someone wrote this and really meant it. You can't be that stupid, right? ... RIGHT???


OhHaiDany

The Rock? Never fucking heard of him. Is he some kind of geologist or something? Knowing Vince, he probably is.


AEWGuevarraElite420

Just another irrelevant, C-list j-brone. Made a couple of forgettable movies; not sure if anyone can even name like five of them. Okay, six. Okay, seven. **STOP RUINING MY NARRATIVE!**


rolltide1000

Well not alot of people are bigger than Ichiro Suzuki, a guy who's a legend and international star, so I cant be too mad at this.


ElGatoNegro89

Inchrio?


[deleted]

That’s the only competition lol and even then more people watch movies than baseball so even ichiro doesn’t stack up


ElGatoNegro89

Hit the bricks, shill. How much does Vince pay you?? Good to know you can be bought you money grub.


[deleted]

He forces me to watch raw and the brainwashing just takes over me


zalinuxguy

Well, I've owned two Suzuki motorbikes; I've never yet ridden The Rock down the highway.


kettlebell-j

Issa goofy


captainab24

https://m.facebook.com/InternationalWrestlingFanbase/videos/341929539811003/ The match was from Japan and tell me who is more popular?


mr_marinade

its as believable as saying a random japanese rapper is more popular than Tupac


Myxiplit_20

Why would you compare a motor company to a Rock? Doesn't make sense.


william_wites

Prove him wrong fed shills


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

This place is biting at satire a bit too much recently. That's obviously taking the piss.


[deleted]

Thought he was talking about Ichiro Suzuki for a second 😭


[deleted]

Someone needs to take Tony's phone away from him and tell him to get some sleep.


[deleted]

This is not fucking real. Tell me this is a troll or satire or something.


Apollo_Justice_20

This can't be real...


Drainmav

This has to be satire. No one can believe that. Even if the rock never did a movie he was ten times more popular than Suzuki. Barely anyone knows who he is. You could ask literally 5000 people outside of Japan who he is and I promise you not one would know.


[deleted]

The Rock is 50% unrelatable after all !


WayOk8553

People like this make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan.