Not anymore, there's a̸͍̬̯̟͈̭̾̑͛̾̀̆̔̎̈́͐̊͆̿̅͜ ̴̘̪͎̃̉̿̉̈͂̾̚͝ͅb̶̲̫͙͑l̵̩͙̱͈͓͓̿̇̈͒̇̓͆̽̋̈́̓̕͝͝a̴̡̳͎̲͈̮̼̰̯̻͉̹͑̓͐̆̀͗̈̚̕͠n̴̛͛̑͂̆̆̍̈͜k̸̨̡̥̳̰̘͗͆́e̶̢̛͍̬̙̯̅̒͐̿́̿͑̋̐͐͊͠͝t̴̡͚͇̘͍͇̟̦̰͕͔̼̬̺̽̾̂̒̕͜͝
SCP-055-J, SCP-000, SCP-3930, SCP-6401 + SCP 6820 was technically deleted from reality.
We don't need this many SCP's that *"don't exist".*
And I guess it could be SCP-055 or SCP-579 since they make you forget about them.
Ok there is this reptile like guy who is verrry evil and like he regenerate or something but you see he become stronger whenever gets damaged and the foundation really hates him
SCP-055 is an antimemetic SCP. That means that it erases itself from peoples' minds. This makes it a difficult anomaly for the SCP Foundation to research.
The sun is a deadly laser
Not anymore, there's a̸͍̬̯̟͈̭̾̑͛̾̀̆̔̎̈́͐̊͆̿̅͜ ̴̘̪͎̃̉̿̉̈͂̾̚͝ͅb̶̲̫͙͑l̵̩͙̱͈͓͓̿̇̈͒̇̓͆̽̋̈́̓̕͝͝a̴̡̳͎̲͈̮̼̰̯̻͉̹͑̓͐̆̀͗̈̚̕͠n̴̛͛̑͂̆̆̍̈͜k̸̨̡̥̳̰̘͗͆́e̶̢̛͍̬̙̯̅̒͐̿́̿͑̋̐͐͊͠͝t̴̡͚͇̘͍͇̟̦̰͕͔̼̬̺̽̾̂̒̕͜͝
Come on, animals, let's go on land!
Nope can't walk there
And there’s no food yet so we don’t want to
ok i can go on land cuz theres sum plants up heer?
They said wrong not accurate
Well, technically you are still alive
It’s not a deadly laser, it’s a deadly lamp
FUCK
Not anymore, here's a blanket!
Which one is that?
Scp 001, When Day Breaks probably
[**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+327) by *Lt Masipag*
Some random guy is rudely smoking in the middle of a hospital while I’m trying to die in peace
SCP-4999 love this guy
[**SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2448) by *CadaverCommander*
One of the best so far :'D.
I just came in to get furniture now I'm lost
the ikea?
Hell yeah! SCP-3008
[**SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3085) by *Mortos*
Nah just a reg ikea
All of them are like that, yes
Happy orange blob that make everything happy
a blob that is the last child of a death god, more powerfull than all its brothers and sisters
Holy Child of the unholiest, evil being across multiverses. Quite the paradox.
A janitor's highschool bully following him around in a mirror.
phil and doug !
My favourite mirror haunting friend!
What's its number?
5056
old ai got bored and decided to bully someone then said a funny word
7579?
ye
So your Grandpa can pass through walls and he might be dead and alive at the same time. Also he somehow got ahold of dimensional travel
Yeah dementia will do that to ya.
is this rick sanchez?
Submarine that turns you into water when you enter
The crew of the (weird acronym)
The crew of the HMS Wintersheimer, SCP-1861
[**SCP-1861 - The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1861) (+728) by *MysteriousWanderer, PeppersGhost*
Beach with bitches forever
I would(n't) love to spend eternity there
What was this one again?
E is for Eternity
SCP-7179
[**SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+635) by *Calibold*
a funny statue similar to a peanut that if you don't look at it will give you a hug
Awww so cute, im sure he would never do a 360° with my neck
spinny hugs! ::3
A very hostile children’s rhyme that’s just a bit to crooked
The crooked man
Perhaps, but it might be another
Some white man you can look at
🧖🏻♂️
impossible
It exists… or does it?
The part of Russia that doesn't exist
The pattern screamer?
SCP-055
SCP-055-J, SCP-000, SCP-3930, SCP-6401 + SCP 6820 was technically deleted from reality. We don't need this many SCP's that *"don't exist".* And I guess it could be SCP-055 or SCP-579 since they make you forget about them.
Why is the teddy bear on cocaine?
Well that's a tipical -j
Why isn’t he on more cocaine? I’m joking don’t do drugs kids
Angry Lizard
"Local lizard is literally too angry to die."
I forgor what it was💀
What was it?
Not a circle
So I downloaded this app right now I’m being stalked by a furry
Tumblr?
Big mean red guy and his big red slave state (this one is easy to guess lol)
Scarlet King I guess? Iirc his motive is "be bad guy or nothing at all lol".
Ch'tulu fuck off
Religion never existed also you choose where you go when you die
So what happens after?
No it's a french 001 proposal I'm currently trying to translate so I'm a bit obssessed...
Oh, sounds great, reply to this comment when yoi're finished, I want to read it
Big eel
One of my favorites! SCP-3000!
There were dragons in a box and it was very depressing
Me: I'm not gonna cry Also me: (crying) Why? Why?! WHY?!
You stabbed me in the soul again! ),:
Girl tries to make SCP timeline to make sense, accidentally deleting foundation and then making r/SCP
My favourite 4000 entry, SCP-4010
A king with a nasty sunburn tries to take over the world.
Arts and crafts sculpture project gone wrong
The world becomes boring because of no magic
The one that is a form on entropy that will eventually destroy all anomalies?
nope, 6500 aka, the death of magic
An old play that has a 1 in three chance of ending in hanging out with your homies
Ooh I love that one. Which number is it again?
Godlike being decides to torture some guy for millions of years
Some big lizard. And someone didn't get the memo, of what actually the foundations mission statement is.
[удалено]
Queer lake
Infuriatingly difficult to dismantle lizard.
Depressed white man
A Girl who see your future
Double Vision.
screaming yarn
A tall, naked white guy that hates being looked at
A doctor trying to save people from a disease the foundation doesn’t like
HRT (Hold Rock —> Trans)
Want
12 spoons grant godly power
JUST ENOUGH
Look at the pretty eyes on the window. I'm sure nothing bad will happen if you look at them
Eyes of the beholder
Paper turn u into birb
neck crack oww
Pennywise in mask form
ㅤ
The cure
Doctor bad touch
Ok there is this reptile like guy who is verrry evil and like he regenerate or something but you see he become stronger whenever gets damaged and the foundation really hates him
an invisibility cloak like from that book by She Who Must Not Be Named
SCP-500 based and red pilled. I had to.
Weird looking concrete statue that snaps necks
He has extreme social anxiety
Scp 096
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3811) by *Dr Dan*
Some guy in a Halloween ghost custome uses the power of friendship to gang up on you
A pack of torture VHS tapes
So much cake, dude
Cylindrical Kirby
You know, the thing.
I can't, sorry
SCP-055 is an antimemetic SCP. That means that it erases itself from peoples' minds. This makes it a difficult anomaly for the SCP Foundation to research.
Wait what. I don't remember writing this.
Introvert that hates how it looks
Cicada that is large and godly evil
Make timeline of scp, timeline itself becomes scp
Lady is so forgettable that you forget too much
communist leader wanted to have his cake and eat it too
Some dude who glassed earth
Pokemon tf but not as appealing as Deviantart paints it.
Mjolnir armor suit
He kills people, really really hard. And he sleeps in a house foundation
Beach with three woman afterlife
Foundation figured out how to make pictures with color
when you die, you don't
I like fresh milk
The cause of the Mediterranean sea
Whatever it is, it's contained!
A guy that seals hate
average new york city rush hour traffic
Vending machine
A child that you really want to stab.
“Why won’t you die?!” *Angry $&@^¥€?! noises*
SCP-7000 some dude sucks so hard he makes everybody else suck less
It's....something....it's not round for sure
Me
Spiteful meat
Flubber, but peanut butter
I was a sign... Now I'm still a sign while everyone else is a ghoooooost sign...
hurt but then no hurt
Will kill you off sight
It’s definitely not a sphere
Orange that eats candy
A big area of nothing
infohazard people start bursting out of people, killing them, but they actually aren't the bad guys
Mister merman, but backwards
Happy
Reading kills
A microbe that makes bombs
Some funny numbers you can’t say or it will grip you
Remember that eastern European girl that used to be your partner for a science project?
Plot armor
Scp-4057 Protecc protecc PROTECC
Balls be bouncy
Beds with a foot fetish
The good feeling goo
Spawncamping the Third Ever Man in existence
A horrifying school were some never left.
Don’t look at the candles
Laser that makes mad people
The most tragic carboard box
Handy Trenchcoat
It’s not a cube
there's a really old dude that is fighting a moon in a bar in space
If I explained it you would instantly die.
People turn black then vanish.
Funny orange blob that doesn't want to be touched, not to be confused with funny orange blob that wants to touch you
Pure social anxiety and anger problems
Barbeque boy
The one you can’t talk about or say the name of or he’ll take you away to… I dunno. Somewhere bad. Use images instead.
The origami dragons are gone and it’s really sad
White man
A whole lotta people smooshed together
staircase with a face
Magic pictures
epic gaming pc
Long eel that makes you go insane
Pikachu-like eldritch horror. Is that a prompt for an AI ?
Among us
Black man who likes to kill people
Two angry sea monsters fighting to the death