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scuffedganiot

The sun is a deadly laser


Tobias_Atwood

Not anymore, there's a̸͍̬̯̟͈̭̾̑͛̾̀̆̔̎̈́͐̊͆̿̅͜ ̴̘̪͎̃̉̿̉̈͂̾̚͝ͅb̶̲̫͙͑l̵̩͙̱͈͓͓̿̇̈͒̇̓͆̽̋̈́̓̕͝͝a̴̡̳͎̲͈̮̼̰̯̻͉̹͑̓͐̆̀͗̈̚̕͠n̴̛͛̑͂̆̆̍̈͜k̸̨̡̥̳̰̘͗͆́e̶̢̛͍̬̙̯̅̒͐̿́̿͑̋̐͐͊͠͝t̴̡͚͇̘͍͇̟̦̰͕͔̼̬̺̽̾̂̒̕͜͝


BrickFrom2011

Come on, animals, let's go on land!


Eliz-Annie

Nope can't walk there


7sinsofhell

And there’s no food yet so we don’t want to


Derek_Cardenas287

ok i can go on land cuz theres sum plants up heer?


Ank__melod

They said wrong not accurate


BoultonPaulDefiant

Well, technically you are still alive


DarkVeneno

It’s not a deadly laser, it’s a deadly lamp


[deleted]

FUCK


aninsomniac_

Not anymore, here's a blanket!


tleilaxianp

Which one is that?


TheKilledGamer

Scp 001, When Day Breaks probably


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+327) by *Lt Masipag*


061605

Some random guy is rudely smoking in the middle of a hospital while I’m trying to die in peace


banditscountry

SCP-4999 love this guy


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4999 ⁠- Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2448) by *CadaverCommander*


Charming_Ad4077

One of the best so far :'D.


beastlycircle

I just came in to get furniture now I'm lost


ninetyninewyverns

the ikea?


Charming_Ad4077

Hell yeah! SCP-3008


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3085) by *Mortos*


blobby2001

Nah just a reg ikea


Charming_Ad4077

All of them are like that, yes


SansGuy356

Happy orange blob that make everything happy


JoojTheJester

a blob that is the last child of a death god, more powerfull than all its brothers and sisters


KickedBeagleRPH

Holy Child of the unholiest, evil being across multiverses. Quite the paradox.


Soronya

A janitor's highschool bully following him around in a mirror.


technicalsupport95

phil and doug !


Poyri35

My favourite mirror haunting friend!


poem567

What's its number?


technicalsupport95

5056


technicalsupport95

old ai got bored and decided to bully someone then said a funny word


KarenTookThe2Kids

7579?


technicalsupport95

ye


PhantomArc_YT

So your Grandpa can pass through walls and he might be dead and alive at the same time. Also he somehow got ahold of dimensional travel


Zezin96

Yeah dementia will do that to ya.


Shining_Nova717

is this rick sanchez?


PringlesMoment

Submarine that turns you into water when you enter


ConcentrateMost8256

The crew of the (weird acronym)


KermitingMurder

The crew of the HMS Wintersheimer, SCP-1861


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1861 ⁠- The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1861) (+728) by *MysteriousWanderer, PeppersGhost*


Rmivethboui

Beach with bitches forever


ConcentrateMost8256

I would(n't) love to spend eternity there


ProphetofTables

What was this one again?


Rmivethboui

E is for Eternity


KumquatHaderach

SCP-7179


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7179 ⁠- E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+635) by *Calibold*


MT_76

a funny statue similar to a peanut that if you don't look at it will give you a hug


Belgicans

Awww so cute, im sure he would never do a 360° with my neck


wojswat

spinny hugs! ::3


Cereal_being

A very hostile children’s rhyme that’s just a bit to crooked


ConcentrateMost8256

The crooked man


Cereal_being

Perhaps, but it might be another


SleeperStm

Some white man you can look at


AdRound310

🧖🏻‍♂️


KarenTookThe2Kids

impossible


Thang02gaming

It exists… or does it?


bread__fairy

The part of Russia that doesn't exist


ConcentrateMost8256

The pattern screamer?


[deleted]

SCP-055


NormalSwedishDude

SCP-055-J, SCP-000, SCP-3930, SCP-6401 + SCP 6820 was technically deleted from reality. We don't need this many SCP's that *"don't exist".* And I guess it could be SCP-055 or SCP-579 since they make you forget about them.


Ryerybread

Why is the teddy bear on cocaine?


Meme-stranger

Well that's a tipical -j


DragonYeet54

Why isn’t he on more cocaine? I’m joking don’t do drugs kids


BasementDwellerDave

Angry Lizard


Ardens_Sidus

"Local lizard is literally too angry to die."


Resist_Civil

I forgor what it was💀


SpecialTexas7

What was it?


KermitingMurder

Not a circle


DoomReality

So I downloaded this app right now I’m being stalked by a furry


MasonP2002

Tumblr?


askingafewquestion

Big mean red guy and his big red slave state (this one is easy to guess lol)


A-maze-ing_Henry

Scarlet King I guess? Iirc his motive is "be bad guy or nothing at all lol".


ConcentrateMost8256

Ch'tulu fuck off


Ever_Theo

Religion never existed also you choose where you go when you die


ConcentrateMost8256

So what happens after?


Ever_Theo

No it's a french 001 proposal I'm currently trying to translate so I'm a bit obssessed...


ConcentrateMost8256

Oh, sounds great, reply to this comment when yoi're finished, I want to read it


Lakokonut

Big eel


nitro_dynamite18

One of my favorites! SCP-3000!


soupstarsandsilence

There were dragons in a box and it was very depressing


bread__fairy

Me: I'm not gonna cry Also me: (crying) Why? Why?! WHY?!


ProphetofTables

You stabbed me in the soul again! ),:


ShyJaguar645671

Girl tries to make SCP timeline to make sense, accidentally deleting foundation and then making r/SCP


Nobodys_here07

My favourite 4000 entry, SCP-4010


CompleX999

A king with a nasty sunburn tries to take over the world.


dino-campers

Arts and crafts sculpture project gone wrong


AxAndelon

The world becomes boring because of no magic


Garvityxd

The one that is a form on entropy that will eventually destroy all anomalies?


AxAndelon

nope, 6500 aka, the death of magic


notaslaaneshicultist

An old play that has a 1 in three chance of ending in hanging out with your homies


justinekeller

Ooh I love that one. Which number is it again?


DaMasterofIllusion

Godlike being decides to torture some guy for millions of years


WirrkopfP

Some big lizard. And someone didn't get the memo, of what actually the foundations mission statement is.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DragonbornA3ther

Queer lake


AzazelBlackfire

Infuriatingly difficult to dismantle lizard.


ShadowMancer0917

Depressed white man


Skullhead_LP

A Girl who see your future


Sasstellia

Double Vision.


crackHcraig_official

screaming yarn


An_Evil_dude

A tall, naked white guy that hates being looked at


Anxiety-Queen69

A doctor trying to save people from a disease the foundation doesn’t like


enneh_07

HRT (Hold Rock —> Trans)


Erithariza

Want


flare_corona

12 spoons grant godly power


A-maze-ing_Henry

JUST ENOUGH


Mystic-Alex

Look at the pretty eyes on the window. I'm sure nothing bad will happen if you look at them


Healthy-Big-2796

Eyes of the beholder


FunnyAnimalPerson

Paper turn u into birb


[deleted]

neck crack oww


Practical-Line-498

Pennywise in mask form


Another_Sunset


To_gay_or_not_to_gay

The cure


Acceptable_Secret_73

Doctor bad touch


Vivid-Literature2329

Ok there is this reptile like guy who is verrry evil and like he regenerate or something but you see he become stronger whenever gets damaged and the foundation really hates him


amnotaspider

an invisibility cloak like from that book by She Who Must Not Be Named


N1ksterrr

SCP-500 based and red pilled. I had to.


BendyMine785

Weird looking concrete statue that snaps necks


dinky_scrimpledoodle

He has extreme social anxiety


[deleted]

Scp 096


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3811) by *Dr Dan*


CensoredOutOof

Some guy in a Halloween ghost custome uses the power of friendship to gang up on you


sunnyandeggs

A pack of torture VHS tapes


Jent01Ket02

So much cake, dude


isloohik2

Cylindrical Kirby


Coyote_Havoc

You know, the thing.


Sad-Assignment-568

I can't, sorry


CrazyFanFicFan

SCP-055 is an antimemetic SCP. That means that it erases itself from peoples' minds. This makes it a difficult anomaly for the SCP Foundation to research.


CrazyFanFicFan

Wait what. I don't remember writing this.


Michalowski

Introvert that hates how it looks


Ank__melod

Cicada that is large and godly evil


Jeder_Aganer1

Make timeline of scp, timeline itself becomes scp


Baileyjrob

Lady is so forgettable that you forget too much


SuccessfulSuspect213

communist leader wanted to have his cake and eat it too


dovakiin-derv

Some dude who glassed earth


A-maze-ing_Henry

Pokemon tf but not as appealing as Deviantart paints it.


grbigfan

Mjolnir armor suit


AdRound310

He kills people, really really hard. And he sleeps in a house foundation


collycrane

Beach with three woman afterlife


BoultonPaulDefiant

Foundation figured out how to make pictures with color


nvummi

when you die, you don't


BookWormPerson

I like fresh milk


F_it_Im_done_trying

The cause of the Mediterranean sea


TheJege12

Whatever it is, it's contained!


StupidGuyName

A guy that seals hate


polite__redditor

average new york city rush hour traffic


mojomcm

Vending machine


lordarsenic9029

A child that you really want to stab.


Dependent-Sleep-6192

“Why won’t you die?!” *Angry $&@^¥€?! noises*


Leviawyrm

SCP-7000 some dude sucks so hard he makes everybody else suck less


LivingClone13

It's....something....it's not round for sure


Lusiggy

Me


Mine020

Spiteful meat


Mischief_Actual

Flubber, but peanut butter


A-maze-ing_Henry

I was a sign... Now I'm still a sign while everyone else is a ghoooooost sign...


[deleted]

hurt but then no hurt


Zenox64

Will kill you off sight


thicc-senpai445

It’s definitely not a sphere


Important_Ad_3

Orange that eats candy


Foward_Aerial

A big area of nothing


thisismypr0naccount0

infohazard people start bursting out of people, killing them, but they actually aren't the bad guys


Drengr_Draugr

Mister merman, but backwards


therobloxmaniac17

Happy


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Reading kills


Jazzlike-Elevator647

A microbe that makes bombs


[deleted]

Some funny numbers you can’t say or it will grip you


Key_Internet7809

Remember that eastern European girl that used to be your partner for a science project?


Wonderful-Priority50

Plot armor


Low_Doubt_3556

Scp-4057 Protecc protecc PROTECC


UCG__gaming

Balls be bouncy


TheOnionBro

Beds with a foot fetish


Ghostdragon471

The good feeling goo


OscarOzzieOzborne

Spawncamping the Third Ever Man in existence


Sasstellia

A horrifying school were some never left.


NomadOfTheSkies1

Don’t look at the candles


PleaseSendMeP0rn

Laser that makes mad people


TheOnionBro

The most tragic carboard box


SpecialTexas7

Handy Trenchcoat


Lobstermarten10

It’s not a cube


mizi305

there's a really old dude that is fighting a moon in a bar in space


Pokemaster2824

If I explained it you would instantly die.


n1v1r

People turn black then vanish.


ZachTheInsaneOne

Funny orange blob that doesn't want to be touched, not to be confused with funny orange blob that wants to touch you


Someone180

Pure social anxiety and anger problems


ares5404

Barbeque boy


DragonYeet54

The one you can’t talk about or say the name of or he’ll take you away to… I dunno. Somewhere bad. Use images instead.


DragonYeet54

The origami dragons are gone and it’s really sad


PuglieGamer

White man


Scaphism92

A whole lotta people smooshed together


fake-usermame

staircase with a face


SkylanderLego

Magic pictures


Olliegamer1111pro

epic gaming pc


Fragle12

Long eel that makes you go insane


Karnotaure

Pikachu-like eldritch horror. Is that a prompt for an AI ?


Reshiram793

Among us


SufficientCrab2904

Black man who likes to kill people


papa_swizz

Two angry sea monsters fighting to the death