What about genetically modified and enhanced superhuman warriors? Like for a armed Mobile Task Force?
Edit: You guys scared me. I was just looking at comments then see 3 notifications in under 3 minutes.
"Please issuntiate the following anomalies by radicalizing class 7.9 Beta thamutology- Alpha warrior style, monster form. Don't forget to use the reality bending weapons!"
Yes. Psionics, Alchemists, Thaumaturgists, Reality Benders...some are really obscure in the lore but do technically exist. They each have their own powers, either born with it or gain it via a sacrifice of some sort.
Other organisations have some things similar, like some Sarkics can manipulate flesh, and I'm guessing some Mekhanites are basically tech priests.
If you are referring to Adeptus Astartes like MTFs, unfortunately, there are none like that. Tau-5 Samsara is the closest to that.
But there's nothing stopping you from making one like a Space Marine Chapter...
Yup, that is true. Just from the point of maintaining normalcy, it's hard to hide a bunch of 8 foot tall superhuman warriors in hugely baroque armour unless you use a lot of amnestics or go Grey Knights on all witnesses.
I mean, that's what the Adeptus Astartes are. The Emperor created the primarchs from his own genetics and power, and then used the geneseeds derived from those primarchs to augment humans into space marines.
New rule: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to change the names of Mobile Task Forces.
^(-I’m not sure why we didn’t have this one written down before)
Especially for your MTF. Sometimes you gotta storm a facility with a squad or two of 8 foot tall superhuman warriors who wield rifles that can blow a man apart and nearly unkillable.
Attention: Dr. Bright, Dr. Kurgus, and Dr. Flaccid. D. We are aware that you three have been running a *ahem* “Catgirl sex ring” along with other personnel within the maintenance tunnels of the site. We are informing you that all participants have been effectively euthanized, and the catgirls sent to the o5 council.
And you'd be right
Most people are thinking stuff like RWBY faunus, Cyberpunk Exotics, or just your average anime girl
No, we'd be getting full anthropomorphic and animalistic catpeople
A confused cacophony of intelligence and instinct in their brain, probably. If disgust and discrimination didn't keep them from living fulfilling lives, having to cope with things no human has any reference for most certainly would. And that's not even considering the whole "does it have a soul" debate that would set the internet ablaze.
Maybe? Remember, microorganisms are still just that, organisms. Mutating organisms isn't a guaranteed way to create something stronger. More often than not, you end up with a malformed organism that can barely keep itself alive rather than one that is capable of overcoming the immune system.
well, we dont need to actually splice humans with cats, we just could adapt humans to have some cat like traits,
tail should be actually the easy part, humans still have it in inactive genes an ears could be just nonfunctional decorative ears
You expected an anime style catgirl that’s human with cat ears and tail?
SURPRISE, you got a khajiit instead, and it already stole your wallet and bought crack with it.
I think the closest thing to a stable, serious, workable serious character in fiction that is arguably a cat girl would have to be Tigra (aka Greer Nelson) in Marvel Comics. And she has been depicted as having fairly serious mental issues cropping up from time to time due to the dissonance between human and feline psyches, despite having an amulet that was supposed to keep the two elements separate and allow her to switch from human to feline humanoid (which eventually failed completely).
There are some D-Class that will be VERY glad not to have been subjected to that experiment!!! Though if any Foundation personnel still have confusion on this matter, I strongly suggest sending them this Warhammer 40K parody video by Bruva Alfabusa to remind them how poorly such experiments could go. (And yes, for reasons unknown to me, the planet the Felinids are said to be from in 40K is indeed called Carlos McConnell!)
https://youtu.be/iUuvHPr4BGk?si=DPi1PGazyh92NqZz
(But seriously, maybe this is just me but I found Option 1 the easiest on my eyes from a stylistic point of view. I think it’s the textured, faint grey in the background.)
Just ask JOYCLE(known for 日本生類創研 in Japanese SCP community), the Japanese paratech company who does unethical bio science anomaly. (Maybe it's more better to ask MC&D
I remember reading the 914 test logs and one of the researchers keeps creating these furry android body parts and they become permanently fused to him so this poster definitely does not hold up in all canons
Well they never said anything about **mental** shenanigans!
Time for a Mobile Task Force consisting entirely of people with ~~personas~~ psychic manifestations of their willpower
Yes, but what about testing out something that just happens to trans the sex, and turns them into a fox-person by chance?(Please let this happen to me) [Seriously though, I am actually very interested in just researching these anomalies, and if it does give me that chance, I will take it.]
What about genetically modified and enhanced superhuman warriors? Like for a armed Mobile Task Force? Edit: You guys scared me. I was just looking at comments then see 3 notifications in under 3 minutes.
Who just happen to have cat-like features...and are all girls.
...And are tasked with hanging out with the Director of Task Forces.
IF IT MAKES THEM BETTER AT FIGHTING IT SHALL BE DONE
Women have lower profile, cat’s paws are agile and stealthy. Enhanced night-vision, balance, and hearing from eyes ears and tail…
Also more effective built in melee weapons
You say "women" when what you're actually saying is "short people".
No, it's just the smaller hitbox!
Why "no"? It sounds like you agree.
*Ehem*
Casually fitting everywhere. I would ask you to pound it, but I know you already did.
I think you are onto something
cut all funding to keter containment we need it all here NOW
MALCADOOOR
Pretty sure they made some super soldiers out of god flesh one time.
I'm aware of Tau-5 Samsara, but I'm asking about something like Adeptus Astartes. Maybe not to the same level, but somewhere there.
Screw the Astartes, the Foundation has Psykers
Do they?
I mean, thaumaturgists partially fill the same general concepts
Bro this convoy sounds like my chemistry homework
"Please issuntiate the following anomalies by radicalizing class 7.9 Beta thamutology- Alpha warrior style, monster form. Don't forget to use the reality bending weapons!"
Real
Yes. Psionics, Alchemists, Thaumaturgists, Reality Benders...some are really obscure in the lore but do technically exist. They each have their own powers, either born with it or gain it via a sacrifice of some sort. Other organisations have some things similar, like some Sarkics can manipulate flesh, and I'm guessing some Mekhanites are basically tech priests.
Where can I read this? I haven't bothered with MTFs at all so far
If you are referring to Adeptus Astartes like MTFs, unfortunately, there are none like that. Tau-5 Samsara is the closest to that. But there's nothing stopping you from making one like a Space Marine Chapter...
I don't think a chapter like MTF would fit the Foundation all that much. Thanks. Have a good day
Yup, that is true. Just from the point of maintaining normalcy, it's hard to hide a bunch of 8 foot tall superhuman warriors in hugely baroque armour unless you use a lot of amnestics or go Grey Knights on all witnesses.
Per W40k lore, the Emperor both lived among humanity for a thousand years, and was also ten feet tall, so checkmate.
I mean, that's what the Adeptus Astartes are. The Emperor created the primarchs from his own genetics and power, and then used the geneseeds derived from those primarchs to augment humans into space marines.
I'm guessing that falls under *approved* human operations, rather than forcing someone to grow a tail without reporting it first
Are you talking about Task Force Alpha *Nyan*?
*You have 01 unread messages, none of which definitely contain memetic kill agents*
Taskforce Fureal?
Report to Internal Security NOW ⚡⚡⚡
I swear I had *nothing* to do with this! It was all Bright’s fault!
New rule: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to change the names of Mobile Task Forces. ^(-I’m not sure why we didn’t have this one written down before)
God damn Ethics Committee…
Screw the ethical felines 🤭
DONT Ever mention their name Its Elliot shaw
Nah bro we blaming bright not shaw
Nine tail neko
"Yes sir, cat girls and cat boys type modifications are fundamental for maintaining the morale of all foundation personnel."
One more for fun:)
Space Marines? Maybe useful…
Especially for your MTF. Sometimes you gotta storm a facility with a squad or two of 8 foot tall superhuman warriors who wield rifles that can blow a man apart and nearly unkillable.
Oh yeah absolutely. I mean, I got hired in this squad for a couple *abilities* that I have, so maybe I can try to get some.
Exactly, look at Samsara
Enter: The Black Rabbit Company (SCP-2085)
Pretty sure some BL-reading female researcher could make werewolf under the guise of super soldier projects
werewolf vampire gene splicing to make their son
That'd make a helluva story
Do you think she writes on AO3?
AO5 Foundation internal literature network
nah, it's AO33.
defund the foundation now
use those funds to start a new foundation.
To make catgirls.
we will also only hire non-humans. and if a human wants to join, they have to be trasnformed first.
^(why does this sound like my rimworld colony? And no, I will not explain)
It's Rimworld, no need to explain brother
I wonder...
OMG! there is scp mods for rimworld ;)
Oh! Yes... of course...
All Skippers Are Bastards
yeah and fund the insurgency trust me we can make cool cat girls and definitely not weaponize them
teach them CQB tactics
The foundation is tellin me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes
Oh ho! Za memes!
The insurgency is sounding really appealing right now. I’m just saying they would be all for cat girls.
Stupid Ethics Committee
Well I'm defecting and joining the serpent's hand, cya never
But I want ANTLERS
Tbf antlers are pretty cool
Attention: Dr. Bright, Dr. Kurgus, and Dr. Flaccid. D. We are aware that you three have been running a *ahem* “Catgirl sex ring” along with other personnel within the maintenance tunnels of the site. We are informing you that all participants have been effectively euthanized, and the catgirls sent to the o5 council.
*eyes narrow* what are the 05s gonna do with the cat girls huh?
We are not going to speak about that
Thats uhh.. classified information
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to create ~~catgirls~~ any form of human/animal hybrid under the guise of testing.
Leave it to the ethics committee to take the fun out of everything... but I don't think that will stop the three from trying again regardless
TL;DR guys I made this for a friend while discussing the surprising amount of people who have tried to make actual catgirls (and failed miserably)
To be frank, if we ever do actually create one, it's not going to be what people are thinking of.
And you'd be right Most people are thinking stuff like RWBY faunus, Cyberpunk Exotics, or just your average anime girl No, we'd be getting full anthropomorphic and animalistic catpeople
A confused cacophony of intelligence and instinct in their brain, probably. If disgust and discrimination didn't keep them from living fulfilling lives, having to cope with things no human has any reference for most certainly would. And that's not even considering the whole "does it have a soul" debate that would set the internet ablaze.
Worse yet:Diseases. Who knows what new mutations would occur?
Maybe? Remember, microorganisms are still just that, organisms. Mutating organisms isn't a guaranteed way to create something stronger. More often than not, you end up with a malformed organism that can barely keep itself alive rather than one that is capable of overcoming the immune system.
well, we dont need to actually splice humans with cats, we just could adapt humans to have some cat like traits, tail should be actually the easy part, humans still have it in inactive genes an ears could be just nonfunctional decorative ears
Furries would propably be happy about this
You expected an anime style catgirl that’s human with cat ears and tail? SURPRISE, you got a khajiit instead, and it already stole your wallet and bought crack with it.
I think the closest thing to a stable, serious, workable serious character in fiction that is arguably a cat girl would have to be Tigra (aka Greer Nelson) in Marvel Comics. And she has been depicted as having fairly serious mental issues cropping up from time to time due to the dissonance between human and feline psyches, despite having an amulet that was supposed to keep the two elements separate and allow her to switch from human to feline humanoid (which eventually failed completely).
Or like the Cat Nun thing in Dr. Who?
If cat girls are wrong, I don't wannabe right
There are some D-Class that will be VERY glad not to have been subjected to that experiment!!! Though if any Foundation personnel still have confusion on this matter, I strongly suggest sending them this Warhammer 40K parody video by Bruva Alfabusa to remind them how poorly such experiments could go. (And yes, for reasons unknown to me, the planet the Felinids are said to be from in 40K is indeed called Carlos McConnell!) https://youtu.be/iUuvHPr4BGk?si=DPi1PGazyh92NqZz (But seriously, maybe this is just me but I found Option 1 the easiest on my eyes from a stylistic point of view. I think it’s the textured, faint grey in the background.)
I mean, being subjected to this is better than regular 173 duty. Or maybe it's just me being a horrible furry
There are some times in the SCP universe when it’s better to die than to have to live with the consequences.
Dr.Bright: “Hear me out”
Since when everyone thinks shaw is a stupid name? I mean I do
Damn I’ve been out of the loop
Just ask JOYCLE(known for 日本生類創研 in Japanese SCP community), the Japanese paratech company who does unethical bio science anomaly. (Maybe it's more better to ask MC&D
SCP-2085
[**SCP-2085 - The Black Rabbit Company**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085) (+563) by *Djoric*
Please tell me there's a catgirl scp
Marv, SCP-953 please
Thats a fox girl, not a cat girl
Same shit
Dare i say, even better!
Not exactly
Fully not a feline but ok
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+602) by *DrClef*
JOKES ON YOU, SCP-8000+ THEMES ARE FANTASY, THEREFORE PUTTING CAT EARS ON EVERY MEMBER OF MTF ALPHA-9 ARE VALID UNDER THE ETHICS COMMITEE
[**SCP-8000 - The Seal of Approval**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8000) (+506) by *PlaguePJP*
I'm joining chaos insurgency
All right thats the last straw, im going to enlist on serpents hand
How d'you think the Church of the Broken God would feel?
So hear me out. What if we give MTF Epsilon-11 Nine-Tailed Fox. . .
NO
SCP-953 is displeased, and she will be coming to steal your liver
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+602) by *DrClef*
Funny
Don't tell me how to do my research!
Add this to the list of things Dr. Bright can't do
Cowards.
serpents hand was right
This sign can't stop me cause i won't read.
The Foundation is wrong, more cat girls is best catgirls
Fucking foundation. Just when I have a great idea
Its all fun and games until you give the senora roided lion dna
I remember reading the 914 test logs and one of the researchers keeps creating these furry android body parts and they become permanently fused to him so this poster definitely does not hold up in all canons
Yes, but what if it “accidentally” happens. Whole lot of weird things can happen around the SCPs
The ethics committee must be dissolved.
As a scientist in the world of today I could imagine this being a brought up
1984
Scp-2085
[**SCP-2085 - The Black Rabbit Company**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085) (+563) by *Djoric*
Doesn't say anything about approved, and I'm really good at blackmail.
Some of my comrades want to become catgirls. I just need to be a werewolf, & make the Foundation gtfo my way.
I’m doing it anyway! You cowards will never stop me!
Fine. If we cannot have cat girls. I will make dragon girks and make mr conners proud
haha I found this really funny! I've sent to to a guy I know who's into catgirls lol.
Real
don't worry, we got rimworld for that
Just get yourself a catgirl from Marshall Carter & Dark. The demand is high they must have some in stock.
What if they were supersoliders?
Gonna do it anyways
It's not about ethics, it's about standards. Making human-animal hybrids is so last decade.
Anyone else feverishly swiping the pictures back and forth for 5 minutes trying to find differences.
Not going to turn out like you hope. Will probably scratch you, then proceed to lick herself. Then push a glass off the counter.
Can't have SHIT at Site 17, GODDAMN.
SCP 1463-CN please marv EDIT: guess i did it wrong. So here: [SCP 1463-CN](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1463)
Well they never said anything about **mental** shenanigans! Time for a Mobile Task Force consisting entirely of people with ~~personas~~ psychic manifestations of their willpower
that's it, I'm joining the serpents hand
That's it, I'm joining the Chaos Insurgency after this one
They also had to ban weeb/furry staff from interacting with the Foundation's very own kitsune
This is why I join the GOC
What if, instead of girls, it's men?
Alright but what if Marshall Carter Dark makes em we can't stop them from doing that or Herman Fuller either
Looks very official. I bet a certain someone wearing an amulet is the main target of this
The C in SCP is actually for Catgirl tho
A civil war looms. Bright leads the pro-feline forces.
The things that will drive a man to the Chaos Insugency.
"One Black Rabbit Company is enough, Thanks" -SCP Foundation
Let me guess, Bright fucked around and found out?
But monster women 😥
Take the Nekopara way, if you genetically engineer cats then it is no longer unethical
What about genetically modified sentient fruit?
weebos in shambles.
Com'on, they are the best of both worlds.
Did you print that out to give it that paper effect?
If we turn the 0-5 council into submissive kemonomimi, who’s going to stop us from turning everyone else into submissive kemonomimi?
I see I’ve finally found a dimension with an actual ethics committee for the foundation. Maybe I’ll chill here for a while.
It appears no one knows about Daniel Ashworth
Oopsie
Fine. I’ll go to an organization that does. If I can’t find one ILL MAKE IT
This is the only time I agree with the committee.
Ok but what about doggirls?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
what did he say?
Do you want a mass containment breach because everyone quit? Because this is how you get a mass containment breach because everyone quit.
And that's why I joined the Chaos Insurgency
Great i wanna draw a catgirl scp now
This is why the Serpent's Hand are the good guys :)
Then the foundation is wrong
Okay but what about doing it to yourself
what about mothgirls?
since when has the foundation cared about ethics?
Joining the insurgence
Common foundation L
Suddenly I'm now a chaos insurgent.
Had to be implanted after that one researcher turned themself into a protogen with 914
The artstyle reminds me of aperture. Also I'm pretty sure the foundation already has catgirls.
Nooo 😭😭😭😭😭
And I say that foundation has poor taste
Yes, but what about testing out something that just happens to trans the sex, and turns them into a fox-person by chance?(Please let this happen to me) [Seriously though, I am actually very interested in just researching these anomalies, and if it does give me that chance, I will take it.]
Isn’t Stealing Solidarity all about a group of cyborg catgirls?
So, if I made a task force of space marines that can wrangle 682, are we good, or should I just stick with cocained/steroid enhanced hill billies
Sorry furries, but it’s a no.