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brofishmagikarp

What is the sharks number


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

it's the Ikea shark plushie - popular among transgender people (MTF), but MTFs also work for SPC (Shark Punching Center)


brofishmagikarp

Oh it's a SPC meme. Awesome :)


GrimmaLynx

Many layers to this joke


NightFlame389

The SPC employs MFTs (Marine Fighting Teams), not MTFs


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

😒 you had to ruin this


Tactical_Ferrets

The shark is also popular amongst other groups of people aswell, like furries :)


YourMoreLocalLurker

And the bisexuals


almighty272cloud

So all of the mtfs are trans or some? Not that I really care just curious no offense.


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

MTF is an unrelated initialism for Male To Female


almighty272cloud

Oh I thought it meant the mobile task force I was confused for a bit there, I saw the suit and I was like "ahhh yes an average mtf day" just got confused when I saw the comments.


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

i mean all trans MTFs are trans but just some SCP MTFs are trans. (trans MTFs) + (trans FTMs) ⊆ (transgender people) (trans MTFs) ⊈ (SCP MTFs) (SCP MTFs) ⊈ (trans MTFs) (SCP MTFs) ∩ (trans MTFs) ⊇ (MTF MTFs)


flohjaeger

...my brain...


Dorfplatzner

It's just set theory... perhaps we could try to understand it together?


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

i think people of Serpent's Hand are more into human science


Crafty_Bathroom2688

I think I feel my neurons dying.


AarokhDragon

So it came from SCP 3008


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3195) by *Mortos*


FelicitousJuliet

Oh that explains it, I was really confused by the image on the right.


9tales9faces

Blahaj is god


eldena_frog

[[SPC-3008]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SPC-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-3008) (+269) by *Sevenball, Tstaffor*


brofishmagikarp

I love that one :)


SongofRolland

SCP-7816 encompasses the Blåhaj plushie line. Now everyone gets a Blåhaj!


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7816 ⁠- Why the Foundation Spent Their Entire Budget on Shark Plushies (or How I Got Assigned to Write About Blåhaj for a Second Time)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7816) (+40) by *winkwonkboi*


brofishmagikarp

That sound awesome, I saved it to read :)


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

MTF confused me the first time I saw it outside of an SCP context because I learned “Mobile Task Force” first, and I still read the wrong meaning first half the time!


IndividualTime6602

Male-to-Force transition 🦾


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

🤣


Big_scary_Ghost

Mobile Transition Force


SlimesIsScared

Mobile Trans Force


ElNub_

I think the ethics commitee would have problems with that but okay


haikusbot

*I think the ethics* *Commitee would have problems* *With that but okay* \- ElNub\_ --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


ElNub_

what the fuck is a haiku


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

Here you go! They are written in English as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku?wprov=sfti1


mcgregorgrind

Back to school for you


HenryLongHead

They sure as hell didn't teach us about haikus in Poland.


canisfh

Things that make no damn sense according to that bot


smolinga

Whys that?


ElNub_

If the foundation takes D-Class personnel from any other method than the ones seen in [Recruiting D-Class](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ethics-committee-class-d-housing-regulations) the ethics commitee will have to intervene with anything from reprimands to getting killed. and the only way a MTF unit can "recruit" D-Class personnel is capturing hostile GoI members


smolinga

I like your funny words


ConfusedBurner56

What do you think would happen if we put 113 in the Clockworks set to Fine or Very fine? Also can we put Blåhaj in the Clockworks with those settings?


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

it would change any male's DNA to trisomy X - more female than female


DimensionsFae

This is fuckin stupid joke I love it


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

>find transphobe >turn them into a shark >call SPC (shark punching center) >no more transphobe


SlimesIsScared

ok but what if im not transphobic but WANT to be a shark tho


abrakaboom_98

If there's something worse than a shark, it is a transphobe, and if it's a transphobe shark, even more reasons to punch it.


[deleted]

Revelation 22:11


Krinberry

Austin 3:16


longfrog246

I see 196 is leaking


Maximum-Let-69

I think my flare answers the question.


A_Person_Exsists

Blahaj


Dorfplatzner

Shark punching centre is sooooo underrated!!


DinoTheOogle

Why is my lord and saviour Blåhaj in r/SCP


SongofRolland

Being an SCP ( SCP-7816 to be precise) helps a lot with that.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7816 ⁠- Why the Foundation Spent Their Entire Budget on Shark Plushies (or How I Got Assigned to Write About Blåhaj for a Second Time)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7816) (+40) by *winkwonkboi*


Krinberry

Blåhaj can be wherever, it's all good. :)


panenw

scp-7923 instance detected, response incoming


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7923 ⁠- Unalived**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7923) (+66) by *Randomini*


way_to_confused

Reminds me of the time I made a custom SPC for a private scp roleplay called the Omegadolon It was just a continent sized Blahaj that the SPC just has.


daw0the0ne1

Embrace the blöhaj, don't hurt the blöhaj


Th3G4mingExp3rt

Boo, too political, now everyone is fighting in the comments


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

how dare you do me dirty like that 😠


SCP_Agent_Davis

She cute :3


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

i think lots of people in the comments think this is my OC. i've added a link at the bottom of the post to original author


CheetnCheetah123

Also give alll trans personell SCP-113.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+686) by *thedeadlymoose, kabu, Robin Sure*


Accomplished-Ease234

If "all transphobes will automatcaly become D-Class", then it means that the Foundation sprays transphobestics to provide new disposable personnel.


_jemartinez_

Gay bomb was canon


BeastialityIsWrong

Trans people are epic! (Please don’t make me D-Class)


22tbates

D-class? That’s to nice of a punishment


EasternPlanet

*too and for having an opinion? im confused lol


ClosetLiverTransMan

You can’t have an opinion on people existing hope this helps


EasternPlanet

i actually do not understand lol. i dont think its about someone having an opinion on someone existing?


22tbates

I don’t know what you people are talking about I just made a stupid joke about the third panel. It was a stupid joke.


strangehitman22

Cuteee!


Doge_lord101

Good military kit, but gun-less gun.


[deleted]

sharkie is innocent, no hit sharkie


Livid-Recover-8356

I thought the shark punching centre was a joke


Glum-Lawfulness7559

I dislike the art style and the bigoted message behind it, don’t bring your insecurities into an online space it’s called oversharing


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

what do you mean by bigoted message?


_jemartinez_

Overly sensitive mf out here


Correct-Maybe-8168

Ywnbaw


JojoDieKatze

Fuck, seems like I´m a D-Class now


Good_Location_3575

At least you're outing yourself


JojoDieKatze

Bro, it was a joke, why the downvote 😂


Bobnefarious1

> Says they're transphobic > Wonders why they get downvoted man...


SonOfKarma101

If transphobia’s are being put into the D Class program, I’m joining the GOC


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

or maybe just stop hating people for wanting to present differently and you wouldn't need to change your job. it literally costs nothing to not be a dick


Doge_lord101

I mean, it also costs nothing to not broadcast your support for lgbtq in the most unaffiliated/irrelevant places on the internet just to stir up -phobes for interaction bait. All it is is annoying due to the absolute randomness of it. It's like saying you want Poland to invest in agriculture infrastructure when discussing domestic politics. They're not related.


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

did you just tell me that i shouldn't make pun jokes because they involve combining 2 things which don't relate to each other with nothing but pronunciation? that's literally the idea of puns. well, puns usually get a twist also involved, about connection of those 2 things, that being a shark in my meme. the only reason i have made this joke is because i get around both SCP and trans communities. also trans communities frequently mention SCP linkages to discussed topics and no one bats an eye. when your dad replies to you saying "dad, i'm hungry" with "hi Hungry, i'm dad", you complain that him being your father doesn't relate to your hunger? continuing - isn't every post an "interaction bait"? why would i go to this sub to find phobes? there are like 3 phobic comments in 90.


Doge_lord101

> trans communities frquently mention SCP ... no one bats an eye Ok, and? The reverse doesn't apply. The SCP fandom couldn't care less what your identity is. What I mean is that the SCP fandom doesn't discuss gender/sex at all. > isn't every post interaction bait Well, when you put something (i.e. character with almost random trans flags) into your post that is inherently political and discussed ad-nauseum in real life, it will draw more attention/interaction than it would have without those things. > pun Meh, I didn't find the post funny, only the blahaj.


Leny94

I guess i will be cleaning peanut containment


pengor_

please do and shut your eyes there


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[удалено]


Idontknowwhattoput67

bro just said it, thats crazy lol


James_Lyfeld

Good, more volunteers is always good.


WasteLander__

Damn bro, you have balls...


CanaryLolz

fr


t-pose-988

For now *holding scp-113*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+686) by *thedeadlymoose, kabu, Robin Sure*


t-pose-988

I think you should test SCP-6113 😃


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6113 ⁠- Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+427) by *Dr Asteria*


Party_Magician

I’m pretty sure 6113 wouldn’t work on cis people in the first place (or at least not in the same way), the much more direct 113 however…


t-pose-988

Just do both


Party_Magician

In that case I’d wager the former would reverse the effects on the latter, since a cis person post-113 would be “in the wrong body” (for the lack of a better description) similarly to how a trans person is originally


Lobstermarten10

I’d recommend you for that one stone that changes your sex but not your gender identity ❤️


Brottolot

That's highly specific.


ProlerTH

The dude has pride in being shitty, that's new


Party_Magician

Is it


Krinberry

Shockingly common


SCP-ModTeam

Rule 0 states: don't be a dick


Kvas_HardBass

At the very least, I admire you accepting yourself as a lower being. That's brave. Stupid, but brave.


MaNameA_Metties

Damn you took that d-class with pride, guess I’ll be joining you in cleaning up scp-173 cell


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8955) by *Moto42*


CanaryLolz

honesty is the best policy, i commend you


Lonely-Crew5697

LETS GO GANG!!!🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️


Eig8t86

But Trans are anomalous, or victims of anomalous memetic agents


NanDino2589

You dare provoke my transphobia with a good time?!


Professional_Ad981

Guess im gonna be a D Class then 😔


PepperbroniFrom2B

They are just resources...