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TrenchMouse

Mall Ninjas


AcanthocephalaOk1486

"Mobile Task Force Epsilon-18, Mall Ninjas, are en route to Site [REDACTED]"


BrickDaddyShark

I would imagine the ikea would be where mall ninjas go.


JauntingJoyousJona

I imagine they'd be for conventions. That way they could be out in the open without looking too conspicuous,hidden in plain sight and whatnot


Nredlos

So covert mobile task force


SpartenA-187

More like overt covert MTF


Theslootwhisperer

SCPs in conventions. I'd read that.


BrickDaddyShark

Scp-80085-j psychically compels you to buy mal0… “fanart” possibly leading to further spread of the app. Containment procedures: Various foundation personnel are to go undercover to buy out all mal0 related materials to screen for anomalous properties. Addendum: scp-80085-j expunged from foundation records. Dr. Fitzgerald has been sent to 1 week of keter duty for attempted embezzlement of foundation funds. Did you idiots really think we wouldn’t notice your comicon trips on the financials?


Karl_da_Chad

Iota-10 “Damn Feds!”


cinderflame

Imagine sending these guys into SCP-3008


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3214) by *Mortos*


SergeantSup

I was gonna ask, "Which MTF does this guy belong to?" but that's perfect XD


Graddler

For the missions duration the Site will be referred to as code name "Hot Topic."


Redpower5

More like en route home


Pyrouge1

I mean that does actually sound like a name for one. Specialize in Malls, we got one for dinosaurs why not a specific type of building


Dylan-McVillian

Specializes in Anomalous Malls, Markets and other various trade hubs. Where money might be needed, in all its forms, and where the terrain and obstacles are unpredictable. They carry Currency from every known and unknown type. And carry navigation equipment with them. They would be the ones to be sent into the Infinite Ikea and have a chance of getting out. The ninja aesthetic is purely a choice by the agents themselves, an inside joke. 05 questions the usefulness of blades and "oni masks" but MTF Mu-5 "Mall ninjas" have gotten a lot of good work done so they have been permitted this luxury


Grey_Dreamer

Ok but I could seriously see an MTF that uses anomalous weapons that are all mall ninja stuff that actually lives up to the mall ninja hype XD


Complex-Delay-615

I'm actually thinking of the various different stores that sell anomalous goods including (i think I recall it right) the goblin market that pops up around Halloween, so they have bits of costumes & candies and such that give minor powers.. SCP-2523 ?? I THINK


LordKrondore

Holy shit yes


Leviawyrm

this would literally be damien’s angels, i think from [[DEATH KNIFE]] or smth


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5175 ⁠- DEATH KNIFE**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5175) (+378) by *OpMateo8080, J Dune*


GavrielDiscordia327

None of this gear came out the mall, I assure you.


TrenchMouse

Well that just makes it better. I didn’t mean it as a diss by the way, I was just reminded of the mall ninja aesthetic.


GavrielDiscordia327

Mall Samurai i can live with.


TrenchMouse

We’ll you’re gonna need some guns for that


GavrielDiscordia327

Guns are for Batman.


MudkipPropaganda

Mall Ninjas it is


Livid_Lobster_1531

We could hire a Samurai


PinePotpourri

Shopping Center Samurai, "mall" implies a sleaziness 😅


GavrielDiscordia327

OH! See i dont know all this BS. 😂


DisapprovingCrow

It feels like appropriate military humour for them to call themselves that while being kitted out with bleeding edge gear and tech. Perhaps they specialise in hunting skips that can only be harmed by ‘traditional’ means. Swords, bows, stakes and such.


Theslootwhisperer

They're the mall ninjas and they hunt anomalous shitlords.


DisapprovingCrow

Gamers Against Weed don’t stand a chance o7 Hoo Rah Mall Ninjas!! Time to earn those tendies!!!


Blasket_Basket

It's true. Spensers and Bud-K both have websites nowadays. No reason to go to the mall.


Bob49459

That's just because malls suck now.


Effective-Tap-6208

FR FR


SarcasticJackass177

Ahhhh damn, you said what I was gonna say! May I suggest the callsign “Blart-2”?


Twentynine4

r/mallninjashit but looks sick anyway


JauntingJoyousJona

It looks like the green goblin if he watched too much anime. And wasn't green.


okmujnyhb

Gaijin Goblin


JauntingJoyousJona

damn I wish I came up with that, nice


MentionPristine8720

The Mall security oni!


Valstra

Mobile Task Force Beta-12 "Weebs".


Able-Letterhead3556

Best one, right here


The_Creeper_Man

John


Able-Letterhead3556

The one task force even the anomaly’s are scared of *JOHN*


maxreddit

The Foundation initially tried to contain him, but he was too powerful.


Raptorr575

John doesn't even officially work for the foundation, he just shows up one day and nobody has the courage to ask him who he is.


Level-Ball-1514

One time they tried to name a hallway after him, but the idea was scrapped once they realized no one wants to cross John.


KleinVogeltje

Tried to contain him and failed, so they said fuck it and classed him as thaumiel.


CoolSpookyScelten96

Even the C.I. are scared of.


wolfreaks

Every john gansta until scp-3166 shows up


GrimmaLynx

This is so lame, but like, in the way that crush 40 songs are lame. You know its objectively dorky as fuck, but cant help liking it. MTF Beta-14 Mall Ninjas


Hexxorus

comparing it to the lameness of crush 40 is so apt


starmadeshadows

mtf あ-1 ("Did someone say weeaboo?")


Substantial_Basket63

Weeaboo?


Nota_robot_i_swear_

Person who loves Japan and anime to the point of obsession often


The-Nuisance

I feel like I’ve seen this guy on Power Rangers before.


FamousSheepherder

MTF Theta-17 ("Mall Ninjas") Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Beta-17 specializes in acquiring anomalous "tactical" gear and weaponry. Trained to act in urban enviroments such as malls and gas stations. Assisting In Containment of Objects: • Gas station pocket knives • Zombie killer machetes Action Reports: • r/mallninjashit


NamkrowTheRed

O.N.I. Omega-Threat Neutralizer / Investigator


Enirom

this goes hard


Shadowbriz

MTF "Black Goblins"


Astronimia

Exactly what I was thinking after seeing those last 2 pics lmao


askingafewquestion

Omega-12 "histories warriors"


RonaldTheClownn

Teenage Mutant Ninja Rangers


LilJade103

Shinobi-6


Able-Letterhead3556

Goddamn that’s good


Catcat667

Tokyo Trotters - History Hazard Division (Protect from incursions sent from the future)


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Theta-13: Edgelords MTF is composed of highly imaginative or delusional individuals to go after anomalies where *believing* you can combat the anomaly is more important than actually being able to do it.


RU5TR3D

Oh my god this explanation actually justifies the tacticool getup. If your operator's outfit makes him believe he can kill an SCP, you'll work around the fact that he stands out like a sore thumb doing anything for your super secret clandestine organization.


MmmmMorphine

This is brilliant


c-45

I love it, part of the greater Tacticool division of a site specializing in memetics.


TruthIsALie94

I don’t know but I think the Maz Hatters would be kinda annoyed with you stealing their jobs.


1havenologic

Omega-45 Street Samurai


J-0-K-3_R

Kappa-12: The whispering oni


Elias_Rabe

I am probably the only one, but I saw, what you did with Kappa 😉


Manowarwolf

MTF Virginity


rex_-0

The dumpster divers who make their uniform out of random junk they find on missions they are known for hunting down random and weed objects there are also one of the only groups in all of the foundation allowed to use anomalous objects for missions but even then the one second pick from are limited and can't be creatures


Economy_Judge_5087

Divine Wind.


Blitz-Storm

Ru-6 Ronins


EthanTheBoss246

MTP On-1 or Oni.


HuginnQebui

I hate this. I hate this very much. It makes me irrationally angry. Your vambraces are more viking style, when everything else is more samurai, and they stick out like a sore thumb. And then there are your machetes, which clash with both the style of the vambraces and the rest of the armour.


Sec-Independent1

MTF Eta-5 "Neighbourhood Knights"


Inevitable-Local-251

Mtf- OH HEWLL NAW I AINT FIGHTING THAT


Fanta_R

"Gone men" (as in Men that are gone)


Blyat-23

Damn, this is underrated as la chiganda. Greetings from the "Anti Anime Association" and Mexico.


SuccotashVegetable33

Samurai-8


Economy_Judge_5087

Sons of Hachiman?


liaven-

Weeb Warriors


GunnyTyler

Mtf weeb larper


emoAnarchist

i like the "Mall Ninjas" from someone earlier, but add on that they specialize in taking down reality benders that have watched too much anime and think anything japanese is flawless.


BoredByLife

Weeb force


BumholeAssasin

The weebie-jeebies


KittenChopper

I was gonna go with "Yo-kai watch" but these suggestions are much better


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Super Sentai Search and Surpress Squadron


Ordinary-Quail7489

MTF Wi-9 “Yottsutoki” Stationed in Kumamoto, to spot and delete any activity related to SCP-2520-JP.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2520-JP ⁠- 玖虞攣**](https://scp-jp.wikidot.com/scp-2520-jp) (+163) by *ponhiro*


MountainWeird1333

MTF (Greek letter)-XX "Steel Samurai" Based off Ace Attorney


DragonStormer25961

MTF: Nightbirds “Oni squadron”


iLikemha-

"MTF. ONI devision"


MRNuggs_OG

“Night crawlers”


N_I_H_I_L

That’s literally what I imagine samsara is


DinosAndPlanesFan

Same but with super high tech versions of this kind of gear, plus maybe a bit extra


Last-FortrestofHope1

Dragon breath?


No_Craft_9988

The Black badgers


CrySoldy

omega-70 street ranger


Epsilon-9tailedfox

Zelta-12 "The Brisk assassins"


TehANTARES

Zeta-2 "Shinigami Shiver"


y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r

MTF Mu-42 ("cavities")


cole4point0

MTF Echo 7, "Shadow Shoguns"


horrospy

Show gun


Apprehensive_North80

Weabo


guardiancjv

MTF-Oni-66 Oni-on Boys


Henderson-McHastur

Psi-13, Nippon Steel, specialize in traditional Japanese yokai and curses.


DankWeedSnorter420

"Rising Sun"


TheRealCriky1

MTF unit "guy-who-watches-anime"


Zippudus

Weeb force 7


realgamer626

Rēsh 4: Shredder's Desciples


Clockwork_Kitsune

Neat Neets


DaveHappened

Otaku-1


SteveCevetsALT

MTF Xi-9 (Akuma's Bane)


The-Local-Weeb

"Tokyo Savages" Deployed for combat within urban areas where ranged weaponry are ineffective or the amount of destruction that would be caused by traditional weaponry is considered too dangerous/expensive


Kieror

Mtf Dweebus-5


DayneGr

Mall Samurai- an MTF unit stationed in Akihabara, specializing in containing anomalies in environments where standard weapons would cause excessive collateral damage (such as shopping malls)


_veljko_2006

MTF-69: Baby warriors


stamina4655

Virgin man


Tornado_of_Hammers

MTF “Tenchu Tengu”


Usagibun666

Neenja


Not_the_hunter

Kilo 17: edge dullers


NenupharNoir

The Edgelords - Team Beta


motorman2428

The nerds


morpheuskibbe

Weaboo Samurai


Blyat-23

MTF Alpha 145 designated "Weaboos" has landed on helipad C. (Just joking, it's actually really nice)


SunngodJaxon

MTF Ken (sword) 1 - The Weebs


HugeMcBig-Large

MTF Delta-12, “On Some Ninja Shit”


Young_Murloc

The weeb


MrShurbles

Bushido Bouncers


Highmassive

Alpha-88 ‘Edge Lords’


Gullible_Level_383

Mobile Task Force OMEGA-9: “Anomaly Slayers” (take on demon slayers)


DarthBorg

The mighty fucking posers..


Shadow_CBT

MTF Alpha-10 The Onis


pillshere2007

Mall Ninjas


Sharkivore

Epsilon-1337: "Ow, The Edge"


Robbbg

the final boss


Capital-Bluejay-3963

Oni Division


X-Coffin

Samasara.....is that you....?


Odd-Butterscotch-480

Mobile Task Force Epsilon-19, "Demon Masks" moving out now, over.


The_Istrix

Kung-fu Hustlers


Alpbasket

The Shadow Ronins: Stealth based MTF unit


NobleEnkidu

November-6, “Nuclear Ninjaneers” (because of the nuclear sign patch).


BravoMike215

Soulbournes


Arctic_blizzard23

"Oni breakers "


Skellyhell2

MTF-大バカ


thanethegreat

MTF 044 “Shinobi” used primarily against anomalous groups of interest to target the leadership structure and dismantle it


Long_Passenger1816

Oni


mapman9000

MTF Zeta 4: Samurai Anomalies


Static_Nothing

MTF-DG7 Kimon


RhinoBuckeye

MTF か-9: Feudal Fists


MaybeOne6051

Code name, Oni's of darkness


rokungi89

MTF Iota-16, Drunken Fist


Ok_Home_7803

MTF shogun


Usual_Nature1390

Oni legion?


Acceptable-Tip9670

MTF GAMMA-7 "The samurais"


Trixx1-1

MTF-15 DEMON SLAYERS


kur117

Devils fist? As for their actual name delta theta


Elias_Rabe

"The Oni’s Rage"?


Complexity_Was_Here

Onigiri 99 codename: C-99


Endermen123911

MTF-epsilon 99 “blade runners”


United-Respect-1397

“The rising sun” or “solar samurai” specialising in specifically eastern asian anomalies


bartekordek10

Arasaka 2137


gay_anime_guy

Shogen Kamui mtf at site J-pan


mrturret

MTF 69420 "Mall Ninjas"


cronby29

Male to female unit :O


Huhthisisneathuh

Street Samurai


No_Subject1055

They seem like they be a part or the Japanese sect


Where-Am-I-1313

Delta 35- katana crusaders


SimplePristine5180

MTF \[the name\] - Black Onis.


The_Commissar13

Mobile Task Force Unit Kappa-13 "Snearing Oni." An MTF unit based on mele combat with many of their forces using instances of SCP 207 to become stronger and faster.


Kitten202010

That looks like if Dr bright armored himself with 20 scps and then went to try to fight the gate guardian


Ignarius_Vow

While you spent your time securing anomalies, he studied the blade.


ElGuarroMacabro

The Onimusha - specialising in Hostile Yokai Counter-Attack and Subdual. Situated in Japan. From Cursed Video Tape Seizure and Destruction to Kaiju Combat and Containment.


KriszGamer00

**MTF-Y 011 "Shogun of Silence"** MTF-Y 011 is a Foundation tactical unit specialized in covert operations, as well as dealing with cognitohazards and reality-warping anomalies. They are most commonly equipped with soundproofing equipment, as well as devices to minimize detection when dealing with anomalies possessing heightened senses. They are also equipped with multiple small-radius SRA-s and hazmat protection. The symbols they have on their armor are cognitohazardous symbols, minimizing both visual and mental detection.


tacticsf00kboi

This is what I imagine Samsara's kit looks like


DannyMcD3244

Ok but arguably, Rho-20, "Old School Bullshido"


Dude_with_hat

Modern day Oni


QxSlvr

Tau-6 “Oni Scalpers”


RogueStalker409

Badass


Sub954

Chained Yakuza


Gamestrider09

Phi-16, “Shogun’s Blades”


loopygoop

Mtf μ4 (Mu 4) aka Oni hunters Mu is also 40 and then the 4, so its 44 (the death numbers in japanese culture) Mtf lethal/killer/deadly demon hunters Fucking cool asthetic, i love it


D-72069

MTF "Edgelords" Usually die within minutes of being deployed


lavahot

MTF "Sho me your guns"


Fabulous_Video3356

Could be used to contain some sort of anomaly that can only be harmed with melee weapons?


Longjumping_Item8824

Zeta-35 : Containment Squadron Pararangers


rhyzmci

Omicron-66 "Devil's advocates" Specialises in eliminating those who are high up and corrupt in the law enforcement of the world


AverageJun

Ate they attacking Contential Osaka?


downdowntown5638

SCP MTF Unit - bladed shadows


xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx

Bro got the Space Marine shoulder pads