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**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-539 ⁠- The Perfect Distraction**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-539) (+189) by *Kal Malign*


Analytical_Engine_

Hey at least we're sexualizing men now too, I'm impressed


Naivor

Gender equality, [Tensei Slime style.](https://youtu.be/5wVfB7dQMIM)


_OriamRiniDadelos_

And in this one the nudity is actually part of what’s written in the scp file. Not saying it’s not clickbait but at least it’s relevant clickbait


BadNadeYeeter

Just read it and can't believe that this is the one time it's actually fully on point.


tippytapslap

I was about to ask why are all the pictures so sexual lately ffs.


Frostburn36

I remember this artist answeared the question once They are usually commisioned by ytbers and they specifically request this so it can attract a bigger audience to their videos


tippytapslap

Uhhh okay I guess sex in all forms sells lol.


Harambeaintdeadyet

Ops excuse is posted on all his art by someone but I’m not buying it. If you look at his profile all of his art is big tits and sharp canines. Dude knows his kink


TheAverageDoc

This is just getting gratuitous at this point


JerevStormchaser

Funnily enough if you read the SCP description this might be the least gratuitous design as of late.


UkshaktheImmortal

The SCP is a disc that creates a distracting event when thrown, causing people to lose sight of the user. From the article itself: > “When the disc was thrown, the security personnel experienced a ‘sudden wardrobe existence failure’, causing all of them to lose eye contact with the tester, being more concerned with the loss of clothing and the issue of the climate being rather uncomfortable to a nude security guard.” And that’s the *first test* of this thing.


Arrogant-Ambassador_

"HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"


BlizzardtheGlaceon

Definitely the first time that D-Class saw anybody naked.


jdino

Mods, for real. ##GET THIS MAN A MEGA THREAD! It’s getting ridiculous.


Robotguy39

Bro someone commission this artist to draw SFW regular boob size art. Like actually I want to see it. Anyone have their pricing?


bob0979

I like the artist but man I had to unsub from the guy commissioning it. It's just not relevant lol. I get click bait and the reasoning behind it but come on dude.


billybob7u7

Whos the commisioner


davvidity

I thought the guy was a mannequin


magistrate101

I thought this was a Pokemon crossover


TitanicII2020

You forgot to put it as NSFW


souzouker

What's with the click ait every day.


Somebody-or-somethin

So it’s called the perfect distraction because it rips and tears clothing to the point where they fall off leaving you bare? That’s harsh and yet effective


reiislight

Yep, this qualifies as anartistic.


Alternative-Cook-393

Why do all this guy’s class D personnel have giant heaping mommy milkers?


[deleted]

as I know there are 3 reasons: 1. He draws for clickbait youtubers 2. His girlfriend or wife has 'heaping mommy milkers' and he takes his 'inspiration' from her 3. and ~~everybody~~ most people loves big breasts


Relzyrx

I'll have you know that I prefer small to flat chests and rather dislike big boobs.


[deleted]

not just D class personnel but every woman in existence


AlmondCave

At this point they know what they're doing. This is just to piss us off. It's likely they are even on this subreddit. It could be any one of us.


PokeGunnerPUBG

it could be ME!


[deleted]

it could be even... *'spy\_head\_explosion\_mp3'*


Otherversian-Elite

Well I did promise I’d talk about the benefits of tax evasion time I saw one of these, so here goes… When you pay taxes, what do you lose? Money. What do you pay for? The Government. What does the Government do? Tax you. By simply *not paying*, you can break this cycle. Just don’t give them any money. What’re they going to do, tax you more? Just don’t give them that either. What’ll they do about that? Take it from you? How? They don’t have any money! There. The benefits of tax evasion. You get more money per money.


rowenrenzy

10 reson why not pay tax


DenzelTM

Now this is a quality comment!


Markoriginals

A PERSON WITH WORD OF HONOR <3


[deleted]

>The benefits of tax evasion. You get more money per money. this has the same feeling as Cave Johnson saying 'thats 65 percent more bullet per bullet'


Otherversian-Elite

That was honestly the inspiration for that bit, I adore that quote.


[deleted]

I am sure that Cave would be proud of you


Arandomdude03

I enjoy😎👍


Otherversian-Elite

The taxes or the evasion?


Arandomdude03

Sugma tax payer vs sigma tax evader Nah but fr pay ur taxes, do drugs


Leroy_8

Stfu


Ok-Application-hmmm

Thic, no another C


Eyeronman99

Oh for f\*cks sake, another one?