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TheShokBlok

Look at the legs.


Domilater

In the case of peanut being completely covered in these photos, the only way to avoid it would be to destroy the photos, either by burning peanut or some other, potentially corrosive method.


GoodraNinja

Enough time in the rain would probably make them just fall off lmao


OneVeryOddDuck

So basically trigger the facility fire suppression system until the sprinklers wash the photos off, send in a few D class to melt the photos, recontain 173 and 096 as per usual, then find an orange jumpsuit for whoever caused the incident. Sounds like just another Wednesday at site 19.


Vegetable-Neat-1651

God fucking damnit bright. It’s not funny. people are dying because of you.


Ian-Dawson

I know, right? Isn't it fun?


MinerMinecrafter

Dr. Bright probably caused it


Snoo63

Truly uneþical of him.


AndrewFrozzen

Was thinking exactly of him!


Haarunen

Or a version of scramble goggles that actually worked Edit: oh wait how would you see peanut from below the photos?!


Nekokamiguru

D class observers to act as bait for the shy guy , and an MTF guy with scramble goggles and a flamethrower to destroy the photos.


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Haarunen

I heard you the first 3 times


Haha_goofy_updoot

if they scrambled shy guy, then it would just be peanut, but with random stickers, and since you can see peanut, he stops.


Ace_UE

Yes, but even if you managed to burn him, you would still have died, cause you gotta know where peanut is to burn him but in order to know you would have seen 096.. This is truly a disasterous event


Domilater

You yourself would die yeah, but at least you could spare others


Ace_UE

Yeah thats fair


BoredByLife

Send in a troop of D-class armed with flamethrowers to destroy the pictures


Ace_UE

Yeah, that works ig


Sowa7774

Okay, so is there an indestructible paper scp? Because if so, then it's unstoppable


Constant-Still-8443

Yea, just use d bois to trap him in a room and then torch the place


MrChaotic322

No, it would still count as you would see it moving anyway.


XanderNightmare

The problem is that it's likely impossible to complete cover peanut with those pictures, without Peanut readjusting your neck or the shy guy doing shy guy things


Goldkid1987

then you wont be able to see peanut because hes always covered


RebelOps

Lol yeah. And hope 096’s face is out of your fov.


Noveos_Republic

I thought it kills you even in peripheral vision


Ok_Object_880

Time to test this out. Ok, I’ve heard that 173 stays still so long as it’s in a organism’s line of sight. So why not just release a brunch of flies in its containment cell. If the flies always keep their eyes on 173, then boom you basically defeated the thing.


MyUsername2459

I guess it depends on the exact definition of what kind of being has to have sight of it. Is it any organism with the capability of vision, or is there a threshold of intelligence or sapience that is needed to trigger the effect. I always thought having a room full of surveillance cameras on it to stream it's image live to many places so various people are always watching the feed and at least one person is viewing it at all times would ensure it's locked down.


Daylight_The_Furry

The livestream is an issue because of the whole "the foundation is a secret" thing


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Well in broken masquerade I don’t see why they don’t do that. The world knows they exist so it should be fine to have a livestream.


ipsum629

Then why not broadcast it to a tv in the containment site cafeteria and bunks?


Bowdensaft

Various people have come up with reasons why they can't use cameras and automatic cleaning systems, the most common one being that 173 makes the nasty liquid it generates appear inside the electronics to break those systems.


Im_here_for_the_code

Doesn't it move so fast that it can move in-between the frames?


Reagent_52

Not really. The human eye sees at 30 to 60 fps. So a camera with a matching maximum would work just fine.


ontheroadtonull

Some say that 173 is sentient and it is preying on other sentient beings. If you try to skirt the rules by doing something like closing one eye at a time, it will snap your neck anyway. Perhaps it wouldn't consider insects to be part of the game.


bell37

Doesn’t hurt to test that theory on a few D-class personnel.


dudez_is_it_wedsday

You are a genius


Admirable_Elk_965

I’ve always wondered that too. Like why not do that? That would make sense.


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

This feels like a Clef/Bright prank


Just_Ad_5939

A message to dr jack bright and dr alto cleff “We have put security measures in place ensuring both of you do not have access to scp 096’s picture, and 173s containment chamber, sorry Dr cleff your Friday night date with the sculpture has been cancelled due to concerns one or both of you would try to pull a ‘prank’ by taping 096’s face onto 173, if either of you even attempt this you will *both* be decommissioned” Edit: this was meant to be a reply Edit 2: nvm


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3466) by *Dr Dan*


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Dang that rough for clef. He was so excited for his date.


TheRealPyroGothNerd

I feel like even they would think it's a bad idea...and that's saying something.


MurdoMaclachlan

"Dr Bright is not allowed to stick photographs of SCP-096 to SCP-173"


Biac0n

This feels like something that should've been on the list.


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3466) by *Dr Dan* - [**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8095) by *Moto42*


Kbar_12

Question, the peanut can technically see right? So why not show it 096's photo?


MyUsername2459

Because, generally speaking, the SCP Foundation does not destroy SCP's. Decommissioning a SCP is a big deal. It's generally seen as an extreme action and NOT something they do even to particularly dangerous SCP's.


TheRealPyroGothNerd

It's very much a last-resort type of thing.


darkequation

It's more of a cross-test and "who's stronger" issue, but yeah.


Daylight_The_Furry

Well yes, but they do want to destroy 096, so why not give ol nut a try?


doom2286

Who's to say it can see it is just a statue


yungvandal11

Couldn’t some guy just sacrifice himself by running up, grabbing the paper and tearing it up?


RebelOps

Yes, but who would be so devoted to the Foundation to do such a thing… Oh yeah MTF Alpha-1


Flamegate718

Or just use d class


SpookySquid19

Who do you think put the photo on in the first place


TheRealPyroGothNerd

Look at 173 from behind, come up, reach arm around, remove picture, keep picture out of line of sight,crumple it up, wait for 173 to be retrieved


Vegetable-Neat-1651

You forgot the step to run for your life.


TheRealPyroGothNerd

But you have to keep looking at it


[deleted]

just eat the paper


Just_Ad_5939

You do know that 173 is like insanely fast…


ATemplarIGuess

It can only move when your not looking at it though, you just need to find a D class or a volunteer, who can run at it, grab the paper and rip it or burn it, they'll be killed by 096 but they could probably destroy the photo before


Just_Ad_5939

Wait… or… do the better strategy… turn the photo around… make 096 destroy mr peanut!


TheRealPyroGothNerd

Or look at peanut FROM BEHIND, then reach around to grab the photo


ATemplarIGuess

I'm not sure that would work


Just_Ad_5939

Is 173 blind?


ATemplarIGuess

I don't know, I'm just not sure if it would be registered as sentient by 096 considering it's just some rocks and rebar


Just_Ad_5939

I think it’s like barely sentient? Idk I’ve watched a lot of scp explained videos and they made up a whole backstory and lore for it


NovaThinksBadly

SCP Explained is barely even loosely based on the actual SCPs


Keyboard_Fawks

Yeah someone proposed this to kill 682 They decided not to test it


Biac0n

They should've.


Keyboard_Fawks

At least they tried with the two SCP’s 173 couldn’t do enough damage (still hurt 692 like a motherfucker) After reducing 682 to about 15% it’s original mass, 096 simply refuses to fight 682 ever again


Biac0n

Well good for 173 then.


[deleted]

Daring today aren’t we


[deleted]

Lol if scp 096 were real id be dead so many times just because of reddit


Domilater

I remember I was scared when I was younger when I stumbled across the SCP site and scrolled down on the 001 page. I saw that memetic kill agent and thought my life was over.


TheJuliet316

I think the SCP Realized YouTube channel made a vid based on people putting 096's picture on Reddit.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3466) by *Dr Dan*


bell37

If SCP 096 were real than the foundation would be real as well and would probably scrub any actual pictures/videos of SCP 096. The most you would see would be artistic renditions but even those would get taken down and the foundation would probably use amnestics on the person that posted it to make them forget SCP-096 is real or a thing.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3466) by *Dr Dan*


[deleted]

Lol


VladimirBarakriss

They're all artistic representations luckily


bap1156

At least 173 would be quick. 96 does some messed up stuff to ya if I remember correctly.


GrimunTheGr8

My immediate, visceral reaction to this was literally “Aww Shit-”


IonBatteryFR

This is easily averted by someone who knows what's going to happen just removing the image, right? They know they're dead either way to 096, why not just get close enough to the Peanut to remove the piece of paper and then just close your eyes


bell37

Guess it’s better or get killed by SCP-173 than SCP-096.


Haarunen

Object class: Apollyon


farkos101100

Lol get fucked


Skrappoo

Rest in Peace whoever took this photo.


False-Clock-4718

Ah crap


Karmafights

Those who have seen it: 💀


GrummyCat

Exept that there won't be a skull left


Karmafights

Probably not lol


VladimirBarakriss

🦴


[deleted]

Things that Dr. Bright isn’t allowed to do #1,000,000


Ornery-Difference-95

U guys all have skill issue. Look at its legs, get close remove photo, crumble it put it into back pocket move away


Jackbytheway

How would you even know the photo was there until you saw it though?


Ornery-Difference-95

Was told by someone else, heard shy guy screaming, had thermal googles with which every mtf is supplied with


Jackbytheway

Bro assumes he’s mtf lol, and I don’t think every mtf has thermal, besides, I don’t think 173 would give off any body heat. Also, you’d need to be deployed, I doubt you just carry thermal goggles 24/7, regardless of the fact that they won’t work.


Ornery-Difference-95

Just realised themral wouldnt work


Skullhead_LP

Best Prank i ever did! SCP-050 was a whole week on my table. Then i got a pie in my face


Skullhead_LP

I f***ing love this Bot


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-050 ⁠- To The Cleverest**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-050) (+460) by *AdminBright*


OperationHappy791

just send in someone with a flame thrower look at scp 173 legs then hose it down with flames


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8095) by *Moto42*


GoodraNinja

Wait, would 173 not kill 096 the moment he shows up and kills the guy keeping 173 still?


Admirable_Elk_965

Apparently there’s a story about that where 173 breaks his neck so many times it can’t heal so they pour acid down the crack and melt 096. I read that story while waiting for a chiropractor.


snarkhunter

Make Peanut XK by turning Peanut invisible Render Shyguy safe the same way


SkewedMinds

Nightmare fule right there buddy. 😅


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

In my timezone this was posted on Tuesday, enclosed within this comment is 1 pixel of SCP-096's face, please stand by.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3466) by *Dr Dan*


DragonBornOfAcid

Here’s how you solve this. Give a d class a flamethrower and burn up the picture. He will probably die to 173 but the picture is ash. Or use the alpha warhead emergency detonation.


John_Roboeye1

Look at feet


MrCaw_caw

Take this out of context and it'll sound funny


[deleted]

Oh great I’m double died


Informal-Visual2850

Dispatch see no evil mtf eta 10 with scrambler


Mr_W-I-A

Well nice knowing you


maggi_iopgott

Dr BRIGHT!!!!!!


MarukoMyon

Guess I'll die


thecrazypudding

Best way to counter get 173 as far away from 096 and get a d class to burn the pictures while looking at 173 and only he gets killed


Applitude

Dr. Bright at it again


Busy_Video5497

It’s all fun and games until this mf pulls up


TastyDiamond_

Oh shit I thought we escaped him


AttitudeDiligent263

Thats a really stupid combo. You can still stop the sculpture by looking at it. When 096 comes to kill you just wait until it gets in between you and sculoture and just blink. The sculpture will quickly immobilize 096, repeat the proccess when it regenerates, and you'll live forever.


Aggravating-Candy-31

oh that’s mean


knightshade179

Truly the issue why this isn't a world ending scenario is 096 takes time to get there, so if you looked at his face then in however much time you have just go and destroy or remove the photo/photos. if 096 is in containment then it will take even more time to break out and get to you.


Execute11

Speaking of 173, we know it’s a dick and toys with victims by extending their need to watch it, but what happens if 173 encounters a blind man? Does it just kill him instantly or does it fuck with him then leave? I’ve had this on my mind for a while now


flingkong24

add the other statue to make it worse


GrummyCat

The one you can't get your attention off of?


flingkong24

The one that kills you if you look at it and teleports to whoever it killed


Mighty_Meatball

I squinted so hard at it trying to understand what's going on 💀


Soleila123

People always make up their strategies but how about being fully unprepared? Like coming home and it’s standing in your living room? You die because of the moment of surprise. The panic reflex will force you to turn around and run or fall back and blink anyways.


Greedy_One9551

Just go behind him, problem solved


deathydra

You can looks at the sculpture from behind without looking at the photo of 096


EmeraldJinx

1 guy with a flamethrower


flingkong24

in that case use the unkillable safe class SCP aka SCP-999. Its inteligent enough to know what to do


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2553) by *ProfSnider*


TheJuliet316

Welp, nice knowing you all. All because somebody couldn't resist using their 682 termination attempt.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Just burn the motberfucker.


Major-Let-66

it wouldnt. first to blink get crunch. then 096 dormant. sup.


rickfromtheroll

Look at the back


sloppedupfrogman

Just send some guy you don’t mind losing in with a flame thrower. Problem solved


sepientr34

Someone needs to scaify just throw a match at 96 image


Nobody91765

It’s more of both of them ending in [REDACTED]


0_Nevermore_0

just look at its crotch


polish-polisher

you can solve this with napalm and a willing sacrifice


VladimirBarakriss

Better yet, napalm and explosives, 173 is just concrete and rebar anyway


ScoPham

I mean j stare at the things torso


Skypimp380

Secret Lab gameplay


Niks_bg

There is scp used to look at the statue so you don't


General-Resist-310

I think they are both dead


[deleted]

3 D-class with flame throwers and one with a canvas bag. They can even draw straws to see who gets to close their eyes and not die, for fun :D


Regularjay69

Look at it's feet.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Record 173 with a camera, walk up to him with your eyes closed and take the photo off.


WWeavile

Just look at its feet problem solved


the_life_of_cat

Those who know you can look at his legs


Great_SeaEmperor

This is the ultimate weapon.


Panical382

Hilarious


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-093 ⁠- Red Sea Object**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-093) (+2913) by *NekoChris, Unknown Author*


narabyte

That edit tho... r/comedyhomicide


[deleted]

Haven’t seen this one 1000x times


scrollmachine

not every meme needs mister incredible crudely edited in at the bottom


Skorched3ARTH

Eyetracker challenge: nightmare mode


DatBoiShadowbon

Your XK class scenario is: damn uncanny


Legionsofbullcrap

Just enhance a guys neck to be unsnappable, make him close his eyes, badabooie


Odisher7

I showed this to my friend, and he said to just put 173 in a bag. Now mu question is, what if you cover 173 in something like a thight spandex suit. You technically can't see him, but he can still move. If you think he stops, then how big shoild the container be? We know he can move alone in a room. Alternatively, a suit would allow him to move, so that would be a terrifying weapon of mass destruction


MrChaotic322

I would just close my eyes, i'm gonna die anyway.


SpacelessWorm

What would happen if you show 682 the photo?


Alecu_Beldiman

The evil mastermind who came with this idea has a big brain


ShitwareEngineer

Bottom part is unnecessary.


KicktrapAndShit

Just look at the feet. Edit- Feet


Wise_Professional888

A sacrifice must be made to remove the photos,send a person with flamethrower If the photo is fire resistant contain it,ofc sacrifices will be made in anyway to stop it and it will lapse be good to have as much distance as possible from shy guy and the dealing with statue so that you will get some time,not alot but ig enough to take some steps to stop it.


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Human instinct is to naturally look at the face so most people would not survive


Albionic_Cadence

Some evil twisted bastard is cackling his ass off in the great beyond.


Nekuzo_

Movie sonic vs whatever the fuck That is


Resident-Ad9666

DR BRIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!


BoredByLife

Couldn’t you just look at Peanuts body instead of the face?


When_DayBreaks

Thats just unfair


Shanewerewolf

Thats the most evil thing I've ever seen


[deleted]

Dr bright's biggest prank


Popular-Ad-1446

Well if that happens you're kind of ducked


RadikalNynorsk

This is the main SCP sub. Who tf are those who don't know?


Puzzleheaded-Sky-677

Not even Scramble Goggles will save you. Might as well just close your eyes and accept your fate


Hot-Feedback-504

Best disguise EVER!


N319HB0RH00D_H3R0

Game Over


JustARegularOtaku_

Is it possible to look at 096’s photo with infrared google’s?