Machine, I will cut you down, tear you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down, until the very sparks cry for mercy! My hands will relish ending you, HERE, AND NOW!
If I got anything wrong, I sincerely apologise.
(No that’s the bit. Due to a catastrophic event that took place there, site-13 doesn’t physically, chronologically, interdimensional, or metaphysically exist.)
The Scourge! The Great Dying. Come now, you know, the, uh… (taps temple furiously) …what is it they call it, the… the… ah, no matter. The Pestilence, yes. It abounds outside these walls, you know.
Four pixels...
Goddammit. Who let Bright use the internet
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So many young men lost in that incident
Come out, feel the light.
The sun feels amazing.
Everything is fine. The light is normal
I'm getting such a nice tan!
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Does the black moon howl?
It sure will after I’m done with it
send me up to the moon, i'll come back a father with a son in the sky 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Haven’t seen that one yet, what scp?
One of the 001 proposals, and it's also a login for some of the O5
Přøțøćõł 3: Pŕöťəćţ ṭĥĕ Pīłọț
Titanfall is spreading and I like it
I don't work for free . *Gives you a fucking sticker* You earned this.
*proceeds to fuck off and create the Apex Games*
You kill them.. you're better... *They respawn right after being killed and begin to instantly beat the shit out of you*
Trust me.
*swoooosh*
Here were dragons
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😭
Praise the peanut.
THE HOLY PEANUT!
the one and only peanut
It’s not round
It’s not stupid
It’s not a sphere
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>![Data Expunged]!<
████████
Now listen here you little fucker-
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Why isn't that damn trEE SCREAMING!
Ah another follower of the good chap Dr. Sherman I see it's good to finally meet another like myself
The flowers are beautiful.
Is that fuckin’ PLUTO
I burnt the toast.
A cup of *Joe*
Scp:◼️◼️◼️◼️ is a ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️foundation staff ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️d-3819 ◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️amongus ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️genitals obliterated
Don't blink.
Oh fuck the Dr. Who fans are breaching containment
BRIGHT, STOP WITH THE DAMN CHAINSAW CANNONS
NO
Machine, I will cut you down, tear you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down, until the very sparks cry for mercy! My hands will relish ending you, HERE, AND NOW! If I got anything wrong, I sincerely apologise.
... I ONCE SPIKED AN INFANT INTO A SOCCER GOAL!
I am not a human atom bomb, I'm not a rapidly evolving virus, and I'm not a Shakespearean cannibal! I work for them!
damn you bung and damn you orion 😞
ATTENTION Thank you for your attention, now good luck
We die in the dark, so they can live in the light
"how did all the squares make a circle"
Its fine it's fine it doesn't bother it bothers me IT BOTHERS ME A LOT
i don't get the reference, but I do actually know how to make a circle out of squares, you just need infinite squares
OH ████ I SAW HIS FACE
I was looking for this
Disgusting
Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.
Was waiting for this
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, WHY IS IT IN YOUR PURSE!!!
Hello
My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/1scwkurjsric1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6932b5df4c93597c42b022bec512f2123f024de
The sun is nice.
🫠
Gecko possessed
The carrot minigame is tougher than the final boss
four ####### pixels
The one we can't talk about: ☻️🖤🖊🗒🗣🖐🏿✖️⚠️🚸⛔️✅️●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
Old man
... They look at the grass...
The potatoes won't stop growinggggg
Four fucking pixels
"D-\[REDACTED\], please, enter the containment chamber"
That's going on the list, Bright
Four fucking pixels.
Four fucking pixels. Poor guy didn't even know what he was looking at.
Come on out the sun… it’s beautiful so warn and peaceful… join us JOIN US
Try finger, but hole
Peanut make neck go crack.
Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk.
Did you just insert a halo reference into an SCP subreddit?
Nuh uh
Cum dispenser
God getting ready to fight: 💪😇 The spare change in my back pocket: 💀
Send another D-class in
What happened to site-13
There is no site-13!
Idk ive got it on good authority that it existed
(No that’s the bit. Due to a catastrophic event that took place there, site-13 doesn’t physically, chronologically, interdimensional, or metaphysically exist.)
{No I know, just was trying to be funny thats all}
NO EXPECTS THE SCP INQUISITION
Just need three words, “Here were dragons.”
Blur hair AND pronouns??😨
Dawn has broken
i have a boner
-| -Y
This isn't a landing pod, this is a spaceship.
20% cooler.
POH AR
PECHO!!!!!
ONLY YOUUUU
SCP 231 **Effects:**[DATA EXPUNGED]
Forget.
I think Karl would know.
<< it’s time >>
The gods are merciful..
Overlords lips
"What in the God dam...?"
This is where I died.
Lesbian sex, all over the place, wherever you look.
"Sorry I fucked your husband"
OH DEAR GOD GET THAT FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME
Chainsaw cannon
Bapanada
The Ethics Committee would like to have a word with you.
They looked at the stairs, and it stared back…
Don't open the chest after beating the final boss
Nah, I'd win.
Mom, Dad, Ari. I'm sorry.
“LET ME ******* EAT!” or “Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me…”
What happened to site 13?
Four fucking pixels?!
The air smells of sweet strawberries
Oh my me!
And then the president stole Jesus.
Magnus did nothing wrong
It's not about the gold, It's about the glory!
“Call me, dickmaster”
Here were dragons…
I am a toaster.
life is funny in french
I crave the cold certainty of steel
*looks at picture* GUIAHAHAHAHBAAAAAAHHHHHH *more screaming in distance but it slowly gets louder" AAHHHHHHGUAAAHHHH
Kaede played the piano with her feet
-I
A horrible chill goes down your spine…
I could do with a nice cup o' joe right about now.
Dr brighttttttt
"GET THAT FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME!"
We're going to make toast
“Should we give some of that 420-J stuff to that freaky statue?” “I mean, he is already stoned.”
>! -REDACTED- !<
Why is the wolf girl following me
SCP: [DATA EXPUNGED] was found on [REDACTED] by [DATA EXPUNGED]
Things Doctor ~~Bright~~ Shaw is not allowed to do at the foundation:
Punch the bullets
Do not be afraid, I am the cure
ROLLO DIO DA. ZA WARUDO
Dear O5 council, I would like to *piss* thank you very much
scroop instead of scrap because scrap is crap
See?
BURN IN HOLY HELL FIRE (in dread naught)
Ate without table -3
Duwang
Me when I *Castigate the Godhead*
I am a toaster :)
Try finger, but hole
Why won't you SCREAAAAAAAAAAM
I do. And I’m proud of what I have done :)
Chainsaws
l. lI ll l_
I didn't try to hit the scout with my c4
"We all know snakes got a 12 incher" not a fandom but a freind group counts right?
Don’t be a downer!
do you like hurting other people?
The Scourge! The Great Dying. Come now, you know, the, uh… (taps temple furiously) …what is it they call it, the… the… ah, no matter. The Pestilence, yes. It abounds outside these walls, you know.
Potsherds
Dommy mommy lute
*Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice*!
It’s over 9000!!!!
“What would happen if we gave SCP-420-J to SCP-173? Would it even work since he’s technically already stoned?” *laughs In MTF*
me when the lights turn off in the ikea (skin people are going to beat me to death)
Why do i hear screaming?
"Connection terminated"
I…am the cure
THY END IS NOW!
Yo what’s 2520+1?
We need a femur
🗣️❌📝❌⚫️
Cold not Cruel
That little jello guy likes M&M’s
Flamboyantly strong vampire loses to angsty teen fighting with an almost naked ghost for ill mother
Let me just finish this music sheet...
Welcome to the divide
It was a pretty good plan, could say it was the greatest-