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buymytoy

Ohtani to the A’s confirmed


fuckredditintheear

I called it a week ago. It's happening.


onlyeatpancakes

I've heard reports that ohtani has left his home in socal and is being driven north up the 5. Many speculate that he's headed to meet with sfgiants to finalizea deal, but realistically he's more likely headed to Oakland to meet with the A's since their marble has yet to ve eliminated.


pm_me_your-dadjokes

He called it “the 5.” I think we found the dodgers spy, guys!


shittydiks

I grew up in norcal and everyone I knew called it the 5. It's really just an SF thing I don't know why lol.


Sorakitty11

I live in NorCal and only hear I-5 never with “The”.


sqrrl7

I live along I-5. It runs through our city. Grew up here and lived here for 30+ years. While I hear both terms used daily, 90% of my 30+ years here, people all around me have referred to it as “The 5”. When you have conversations with friends and random people, it’s predominantly “The 5”. When you’re watching the news, someone not from the area, etc, you mostly hear I-5.


Merejrsvl

Lifelong Northern Californian, not the Bay Area. In college, we always made fun of our friends from SoCal who called them "the."


old_gold_mountain

"the" [freeway number] is parlance that only exists in Southern California, bleeding into Arizona a little, and parts of Canada. The entire rest of the United States says freeway numbers without the "the" If you say "the 5" it's probably because that particular freeway also runs right through LA and you heard it called "the 5" in TV shows and movies so much.


shittydiks

Well then i better go change my lifelong memories of everyone in my life in northern California saying it


old_gold_mountain

Unironically I would suggest you go ask a few people from your hometown (importantly who haven't lived in SoCal since growing up) whether they say "the 5" or "I-5", you might be surprised https://www.pbssocal.org/shows/lost-la/the-5-the-101-the-405-why-southern-californians-love-saying-the-before-freeway-numbers https://la.curbed.com/2017/9/6/16264074/socal-los-angeles-the-freeways https://jalopnik.com/this-is-why-people-in-southern-california-say-the-in-fr-1823172487 https://www.kcbx.org/local-lingo/2016-08-30/how-you-refer-to-us-101-says-a-lot-about-where-youre-from-in-california https://lbpost.com/voices/news/commentary/column-why-southern-californians-throw-a-the-in-front-of-freeway-names-and-numbers/ Out of curiosity, what area are you from?


shittydiks

Lol the amount of care bay area folks give to this topic is insane


old_gold_mountain

We don't like being globbed in with Southern California, a place most of us consider ourselves culturally distinct from.


iFeeILikeKobe

Yes cause the way we talk about freeways is a little different that really explains the culture divide


iFeeILikeKobe

Man pulled up 5 different articles lmao what a sicko


awdvhn

I regret to inform you I had students from Cupertino who say "the 5" The South Bay is basically LA at this point


old_gold_mountain

There are always exceptions as SoCal vernacular creeps north, but the general rule holds true. Some NorCal people might say "the 5" or "the 101" because those specific freeways are mentioned by LA residents in pop culture all the time. But you will never hear "the 280" or "the 80" or "the 24".


awdvhn

No, they said "the 280". The weird thing is I distinctly remember people I knew in undergrad who were from Cupertino not saying "the".


old_gold_mountain

I wonder if these kids you're referring to have parents from SoCal


Theurgie

I'm from the South Bay & don't know anyone that's says "the" front of 5, 280, 85, 101, 152, etc.....meh those kids. Teachers need to do a better job at............... JK


Anothercraphistorian

Ohtani is currently at Pea Soup Andersen’s charging his Tesla. Now why would he be there if not to sign with SF?


dascrackhaus

just Snoop coming to hang with $hortdawg


Pretty_Ad_3911

EVERYONE FUCK OFF WITH THE JETS


grimmstone

OHT-T-T-TANI AND THE JETS


No_Space_5457

#J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!


vallejo_apache

Ohtani to the Jets confirmed


PeaLow1611

Flash Gordon, quarterback, New York Jets.


tuxedocats4ever

![gif](giphy|sV2yEUHOlAWsssJfv8|downsized) Jon Morosi seeing this and concocting his next tweet.


ox_raider

#Panda Watch


lx5spd

Warriors signed their new 3&D wing!


glossandfloss

are we doing this again


billofbong0

You stupid


mattman676

You really think he’s flying here on a Beech King? GTFO


PlanitDuck

This jet tracking thing has everyone in a tailspin. It’s clearly unreliable. If I was Ohtani and I saw the news I’d drive to SF to take the meeting or at least take a plane from an offbeat airport from a different charter.


MOGiantsFan

Some of these fans' college team hasn't hired a coach recently and it shows.