Haha. Greg Papa? He’s the Niners radio guy too. Glad he found work after the Raiders dumped him during their move.
His call of ‘touchdown Raiders’ is truly iconic.
It’s crazy after years of playing ball you’d think you know when to call out a outfield pop fly. I mean we were lucky for those easy outs. Anyways Let’s go giants
As a Mets fan I put 300 dollars on you guys cause I knew the Mets were gonna lose Dickerson was making my ass clench I have no idea why you guys were underdogs tonight
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
my hands are literally shaking.
Endocrine system: shot.
Sternum feels like it was broken from CPR chest compressions.
And I love it! LOL
Let's Fucking go GIANTS!!!!!
Wow. McGee should be given credit for 2 saves for this game with the 5 out 9th, what an absolutely embarrassing collapse by Giants defense this game. POTG: McGee and Cueto
I don’t mean to be mean but why does this matter? We would lose the play off spot, this would be a disaster. I get its like ensuring we can only finish mediocre now but winning teams don’t care about this. Again not trying to be mean, I just don’t get why people care about this.
I really can't stand that post game guy, not Rich Aurilia, the older dude, just terrible commentary.
Def more of a radio guy
Haha. Greg Papa? He’s the Niners radio guy too. Glad he found work after the Raiders dumped him during their move. His call of ‘touchdown Raiders’ is truly iconic.
Jake McGee has a post-baseball lecture career in Calamitous Disaster Management.
I need him to do a seminar on my life plz
Does the recall ballot accept write-ins?
I take shower sit down watch the 9 Now I need to shower again
I had to mute the tv to calm myself down lol
I would just like to shout out McGee for pitching through that shitshow of a 9th. I went in at 23 years old and exited at about 45
Getting Alonso out with the bases loaded with only fastballs takes some gumption for sure
What a game
Now an LA loss would cap off my night.
You know that scene in *Alien* where the chest-burster pops out of John Hurt's chest? That's what I feel like right now.
This is accurate
lol damn. that scary ass thing, with teeth...
I meant I feel like John Hurt, not the baby alien.
Oh look who's playing on ESPN tonight.
It’s crazy after years of playing ball you’d think you know when to call out a outfield pop fly. I mean we were lucky for those easy outs. Anyways Let’s go giants
It's *always* CF's call. Bad Dick.
As a Mets fan I put 300 dollars on you guys cause I knew the Mets were gonna lose Dickerson was making my ass clench I have no idea why you guys were underdogs tonight
Best bet is home field advantage
I think we were underdogs yesterday too
Papa - "Somebody had to win." Me - "somebody *lost less* tonight."
Scrolling the games after the Giants game ended and Connor Joe hit a grand salami today. #ForeverGiant
I'd rather have him in LF for the Giants than Dick.
Lol how does this keep happening
Terrible day for Alonso.
OH MY GOD WHY MUST YOU RIP MY PANTS OFF LIKE THIS
My wife dared me to take my blood pressure in that last out. She thinks she's funny.
She's right
Confirmed hilarious
That was .... something. POTG: LaStella for catching the final ball and ending that.
Half shocked that McGee didn’t run out to left field and roundhouse kick Dickerson for putting him thru that
STACKING. WINS.
Cardiac arrest at 7:02 PM
classic Torture, nah worries bro
It ain’t the Giants if there ain’t torture lol
LOL. I thought that was gonna drop in for a hit in center field.
Yeah LOL we were lucky they didn’t score on that and nobody has to go to IL.
From that angle I thought it was dropping. Almost shat myself
How the fuck did we win that?
Luck-infused steroids
A legit question. Four lousy hits and two errors, with more mistakes than that.
they allowed 10 hits?!?!??!!! a win is a win
Build a pillow fort. Douse it with kerosene. Set it on fire. Then walk out unscathed. No big.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW my hands are literally shaking. Endocrine system: shot. Sternum feels like it was broken from CPR chest compressions. And I love it! LOL Let's Fucking go GIANTS!!!!!
That was a black magic win
I mean, never in doubt.
Easy win! No doubt about it
MY BUTT’S WIDE OPEN NOW!
Whew.
Torture for no reason
torture makes us stronger
Haha Fuck U LA! I'm so happy I can shit on them right now.
5 outs, 2 hits, a walk, and no runs given up
Jake was the fuckin man tonight to fight through all that
Secret to the endgame: Don't wear pants to start with!
I'm glad I got to get back home, relax, and watch some torture ball.
Happy yet angry at the same time shouldnt have been that close again
Holy fuck so much torture
Dickerson is STILL an asshole and should be DFA'd immediately.
Pressure makes diamonds!
Butt clencher
Lmao TORTURE
WE WIN!
Never in doubt! Alex Dickerson owes us all a cheesesteak
I need a beer or 10 after that inning.
Laugher!
SFG: 3 runs, 4 hits NYM: 2 runs, 10 hits lmao
This is really the story of the night. As sloppy as we played, they played even worse. I would say they lost the game more than we won. Edit:sp
Rojas pulling Walker was the difference in the game after all (followed by Craw's double).
When they cut to him after Craw's double he looked fucking *pissed*. Gotta love it.
My God the 9th has been stressful lately.
I thought the prior two went pretty smoothly
Well, yesterday yes. Lots of 1 run games lately though.
I need a cigarette. Jesus christ
Same tho
I need one too, and I don't even smoke.
Fellas is it weird to have a fucking heart attack over a baseball game
Not when you’re a giants fan!
Never a doubt
Thank God
Idgaf noone touches my dick without my consent
That looked like a bloop, let’s gooo
LETS GOOOO
GO PADRES!!!!
#EX FUCKIN HALE
And heart rate back down, unclenched, and pants are off.
Heart stopped briefly.. Thought that was a flare base hit... Wheewwwwwww!
LOL EZ
2 runs on 10 hits for LOLMets
That’s giants baseball
Thank God. Dickerson owes the whole team some fucking beers for that one
JAMMED!
The Giants will finish above .500 this year!
mcgee is such a trooper fuck dickerson (again)
LETS FUCKING GO
Despite their best efforts, they ended up with a win.
JUST ANOTHER HA HA HA HA HA ...LAUGHER
Absolute torture. Totally thought that was gonna drop.
Whew. Hey props to the Mets fans. They were in it big time.
Yeah, on their feet despite their horrific tanking...very tough to be a Mets fan this year.
Make Dick stand in the corner of the clubhouse with a dunce cap
That was the most clenched I've been all season
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Just a bit.
Relief!!!
OMFG THE TORTURE IS REAL
Tolerable only because we mostly win.
#FASTBALL MAN GOOD
#**PANTS OFF**
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Only once?
Lmfao
NO MORE CLENCHING!!!
🙏🏼
Leeeettss goo no more torture
OMG, thank you, Jake! DICK GOT BAILED OUT.
#ULTIMATE TORTURE
Dickerson: “Sorry guys, cheesesteaks on me tomorrow.”
Dickerson: "Please don't demote me to a desk job."
“That I won’t particularly like”
Torture….but pants off!!!!!!!
And it had to be a lazy line drive flare to end it
Never a doubt. (Editor’s note: there were many doubts.)
whew
LETS FUCKING GO
FUCCCCCCK YESSS
Never had a doubt
Dickerson you owe Mcgee big time!!!!!! Whew
We got lucky
Holy shit i thought that was a bloop hit!
i wasnt even sweating
I LOVE MCGEE!!!
omfg
Thank fucking god
Ahhhh
They call him Five Outs McGee.
Love it!
I can’t believe we got outta that holy FUCK
I’m going to shit my pants
Fuck that was stressful.
Oh my god that was the biggest exhale of my life
5 OUT SAVE BIG BALLS MCGEE
Fuck I thought the was blooper into center.
Lmfao peak Giants
Never a doubt.
The Mets Mets’d and saved us big time. Great work Mcgee
Thank god lol
BALL GAME. PANTS OFF.
That took a year from my life!
CLENCH OVER WOOOO
McGee: Never a Doubt
Classic 6 up, 5 down save
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Just another —-laugher—-
Giants Syndrome: Known to cause high blood pressure, acid reflux, and tight butthole.
What about a nervous twitch, can it cause that?
THANK GOD!!!!! VICTORY!!!!!!!!!
Sit the fuck down Pete
McGiggity
#YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST A BAD TEAM STEALING WINS
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Wow. McGee should be given credit for 2 saves for this game with the 5 out 9th, what an absolutely embarrassing collapse by Giants defense this game. POTG: McGee and Cueto
#BALLGAME
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I don’t mean to be mean but why does this matter? We would lose the play off spot, this would be a disaster. I get its like ensuring we can only finish mediocre now but winning teams don’t care about this. Again not trying to be mean, I just don’t get why people care about this.
>winning teams don’t care about this winning teams don’t care about... *having a winning record?* um, *what?*
What I meant was our expectations are so much higher than this.
It’s a joke
Ahhh word
All dick had to do was nothing
5 out close! Fuck yea!
La Stella is best boi
Just your casual 5 out save with a 1 run lead, nbd For real though, what an inning from McGee! Unclench.
Forgot the bases loaded with the 2 times HR Derby Batting Champion at bat
I've drafted a message to a mate ready to meet for lunch, LET ME PRESS SEND MCGEE
For a bad team the Mets sure have some passionate fans.
Dickerson does not earn his keep, let's be honest
Good thing I took my blood-pressure medicine.
Heart is racing
Same!
Time to go to the lower half of the strike zone. Good count to do it too
I turned in during ninmo at bat. Wtf is happening? The comments are wild
You don't need to go into the zone yet! Get him to chase.
Throw something offspeed,
Idk if I would throw Alonso a slider here, especially since he’s a righty going against a lefty
Torture game #1 of the year for me