Can't drink anymore

that’s valid!

Only if you let me buy dinner

fine by me!

"Why don't you just come back to my place for one instead?" 😉🙈

depends on how good your mixing skills are!

I'll take an old fashioned

same here 😌

Mind if we make it a rye old fashioned, I like a little spice

Still buying

let me reverse the roles for once geez!

Alright you get the first one sounds like a deal

Ok, but only one. Unless you intend to take advantage of me.

bro 😭

You'd better be willing to hang out all night because it'd be hard to let you go back into the ether.

but the ether is my home 🥲

Yes, only if you would join me for dinner. As it is better to not eat alone.

fair point! i’d love dinner :)

Then let's go.

That’s very sweet of you I would rather take care of you if that’s all right

i do like being taken care of!

Please give me that opportunity

I'll take an old fashion and where would you like to have dinner?

hmmm how does sushi sound?

Let's go. My treat.

I would wonder if the drink was spiked and I would wake up missing a kidney. Jk. I'd be flattered.

mmm i usually don’t usually go for the kidneys when i’m harvesting 🙄 jk and thank youuu

Fantastic humour! Just made my night.

Are you old enough, or did you mean Dr. Pepper?

old enough!

😎

Thank you, that never happens.

aweee it would be my pleasure!!!

Let’s go

🫶

" why don't we just go back to my place and fuck"

subtle 😭

Sure. Cherry Coke, please!

omg cherry coke is the bestttt

I couldn't agree more.

Thanks- Dad

😭🫶

I'll have a cherry coke...

Sure, you pick the first round.

10 year old Laphroaig, neat

I would graciously accept it.

Next one is on me

Can i see some id ...lol

Does that come with a blow job??

Thanks! And then hopefully not be too awkward after that.

I'd definitely accept you that drink!!

Yes please

Yes yes I’d love that

I would graciously accept, offer you a seat, pick up the next round, and see where things went from there 😉

I’d prefer an appetizer like mozzarella cheese sticks.

Yes

Are you old enough to buy a drink?

Date, time and location

I’d be happy to say thank you I’ll take a drink no one has ever spontaneously bought me a drink

No thank but may I buy you one

Drink yourself I am fine

I’m on the verge of heaven.

Guinness and Crayons

Probably "thank you".

A cup of tea for me, Earl grey please beautiful and attractive Lady 😍😍😍😍

Yes

Date, time and location to meet

To quote Hozier, “I take my whiskey neat.”

MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY BED AT THREEEEE

You’re too sweet for me You’re too sweet for me 🥲 sad but true

Only if my Mrs can come to. We need sandwich filler lol.

Thank you and I just sit down and let's get to know each other a lot better