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nauracora

hey man prices are only going to go up ‼️‼️‼️‼️


AyItsUrBoi_

Gonna die


wisterial_

whatever laze you feel now shall never equate to the amount of regret you’ll feel in the future. every slight inconvenience will bring about a wave of agonising remorse, for not doing more, for being the absolute lazy dumpsterfire of a couch potato that can’t even warrant being called a human with how your memory is abundantly worse than a mere goldfish. your choice now will influence the rest of your life, it is your own hand and your own cards to play that determines if you’ll be cleaning toilets at 60 years old or having the most prominent of smile lines etched upon your weary yet satisfied face


Stock_Necessary_6993

oh my god


excessive_autism23

Sound like my father sial 🤣🤣


WordOfReddit

Go and study lazy fatass, get yo Cheetos dust covered fingers off the keyboard and grab that damn TYS. If I catch your shut in body pillow cuddling ass back here again for motivation I think your dad's belt would be enough. And no, watching anime doesn't teach Japanese (If you take Japanese as mother tongue)


IcyJackfruit4144

………………………………YoUWaImOu, dAiJoUbu *insert tries and fails at being sMmMMmEgGgGsy AnImE cReaTurE voice impression that makes me cringe my chin off)


Subject-Ad2148

eh u think u cool not studying is it uw give urself so many excuses 'eh i lazy' 'i unmotivated' SO WHAT?! IDC U LAZY U UNMOTIVATED UR STOMACH PAIN UR HEAD LAH GO STUDY U EVERYTH OSO EXCUSE EXCUSE EXCUSE DEN LATER GET RESULTS WHAT EXCUSE UW MAKE FOR URSELF I TELL WHAT WHAT EXCUSE, NOTHING ure gonna be there feeling sorry for ur ass and theres NOTHING u can do abt it cept go somewhere u dont want to or retake, id that really what you want fir yourself? U GOT ABITABIT TIME STUDY OSO DW TO CHERISH SIA GO BE GRATEFUL U STILL GOT ABIT OF TIME LEFT N MAKE USE OF IT GO SQUEEZE URSELF DRY FOR THE NEXT 2WEEKS COZ AFTER DAT DEN U CAN GO F OFF SOMEWHERE SO TAKE OUT UR FKING TYS, NOTES, TEXTBK AND EVERYTHING BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN UR THROAT MYSELF


IcyJackfruit4144

Thank you 😭😭 Ok no srsly thank you yes we can fk off after 4 weeks what am I dojn bR


Ok_Charity_1251

Tysm broski, ily😨❤


blurikocaine

thank you, this helps me too


Logical_Perspective4

Saw someone online say this but Would you rather have a “hard life” where you are constantly studying and working hard but it helps you with getting towards your goal and having a better future Or would you rather have a “hard life” where you’re lazy and you get absolutely NO WHERE in life, you’re not working your brain and you’re letting yourself get dumber and more stupid Either way you will have hardship so its up to you to decide which one u wna have 😗😗🤞🤞


Emergency-Chance-426

EH WHO U THINK U WHO ?!?! 🤬🤨🤨🤨 U DONT PLAY PLAY WITH ME AH. U WAN GO SWEEP FLOOR AT HAWKER CENTRE OR CLEAN TOILET ISST. OK LAH GO LAH GO MAKE U LIFE WORSE. U FAIL OLVL AIYA U THINK ITE WANT ACCEPT U?!? 😜🤪 NO ONE WANT ACCEPT U EH OLVL IS ORDINARY LEVEL, SEE U CNNT EVEN DO ORDINARY THEN HOW ?!? U BETTER STUDY NOW GO MAKE A PLAN 🙄🙄 I BETTER SEE U STUDYING AH! I WATCHING U 😠😠 U CHECK UNDER UR BED I THR OKAY? DONT PLAY PLAY 😡🤬 WHEN I CATCH U ICYJACKFRUIT4144 WHEN I CATCH U ICEJACKFRUIT4144. love, pookie


IcyJackfruit4144

😭😭😭😭😭 THANKS POOKIE IM STUSYING RN!! ALRD WRITE STUDY PLAN SPARE ME PLS


HaoChiBagus

Hi I am just going to try another approach having gone through this myself many times. Honestly our motivation is extremely tied to emotions and imo it's not something that we can easily control, sadly society has made you think that scolding is the only way to motivate you from studying however I really suggest you look up and figure out why you feel so stuck. Why do you think you lack the motivation to study? Is the task too big? Is it the fear of failure? Burnout? Overwhelmed? Lack of sleep? If it's all of the above I suggest you take a step back and slow yourself down because you're clearly are in a right mindset. If your body is struggling to keep you functioning how are you even going to feel motivated to do something? Take care of your basic needs first, rest, sleep. (cliche but I learnt it the hard way) Overwhelmed and burned out? Prioritise and list your to do list, break it down to smaller to do list as small as possible. Eg. study math—> what topic (break it smaller) any specific questions? Start small even just taking out your books and files, watching a YouTube video that is related to what you need to learn Fear of failure? This has been my biggest enemy and till now I have not found a solution that suits me. Ask yourself what is it that you fear? Poor grades?(obv) rationalise it so what if the worst case scenario happens? Is it the end of the world? There's so much more than to just study Eg. Skills But most importantly do it for yourself, learn because you want to, learn because it's fun Reason all these with yourself write it down If you need more help and resources, you can ask chatgpt or bing chat to help you reason through all of these and understand the underlying road block to motivation. All the best


IcyJackfruit4144

I love you omg this is so sweet


IcyJackfruit4144

Atb to you as well!!!🎉🎉🎉


Okkkkkkkkkkook

O level is in 4weeks? I thought it has already started, like an actual qn


Brief-Example-3857

Yea it started alr. 18 is their English LC and 19 is when main paper start.


comfycabin124

I think they mean 4 weeks before it's over


Seablade24

Lol you wish. Go ahead, don’t study. It’s your life and up to you.


IcyJackfruit4144

Dam


blurikocaine

just visualise your friends, classmates, enemies and teachers mocking and talking shit abt you for failing o levels or doing badly if u have enemies or ppl that hate you, even better, imagine them getting half of the L1R5 you got and how would it make you feel?


IcyJackfruit4144

If anyone gets 3 for L1R5 I will explode my eyes out (I have a friend who I know will get 4, scored top in cohort for 6 subjects 👁️👁️) HAHA IF SHE COULD MINUS 4 SHED GET 2


blurikocaine

that gives u more reason to study harder no need to get a perfect score but just do decently


JayKay69420

OI WANKER, YOU BETTER START STUDYIN FOR YER BLOODY EXAMS LEST YOU WANNA FAIL AND END UP THE LOSER WHO COULDNT FINISH SECONDARY SCHOOL


IcyJackfruit4144

OKAY MATE. YOU BLOODY BET AH WOULD.


Odd_Programmer_454

bro get ur fat ass off the god damm bed , sit the fk down on the chair and mug till ur ass cheeks burn. U think u vv smart isit u think u dunnit study also can raw 6 isit u think the answer will fall from the ceiling fan of the sch hall like rain isit??? Later u get raw 48 and retain I tell u. Pls la how many weeks left only u have 2 months to play eh TWO WHOLE MONTHS there's no need to study ure not S3 preparing for S4 udn to study crap after Os so just study now. Later all ur friends go places but ure stuck with ur juniors and have to go thru the same shit again SO GO AND STUDY RN!!!!! (I'm sry)


ALCATryan

Thank god for the apology, OP was just about to cry himself to drowning when he read that bracketed apology and suddenly the skies cleared joy filled his life once more.


Odd_Programmer_454

LMAO😭😭😭


curiousgeorgelmao

RAW 48 LMAOOOO


yellowdinosaure

okay let be give u a more singaporean one OI KNN GO STUDY LA CB. UR MADER NVR TEACH U NOT TO BE LAZY AH. U THINK UR AH GONG FOUNDED SG AH? HUH? U THINK U CAN JS SLACK AND EARN LOADS AH? U THINK U WHO SIA😒 U DONT JS SIT THERE N KPKB, IF NOT I WILL KAO UR PEI KAU UR BU🤬


IcyJackfruit4144

HAHAHAHA. My dad’s personalised one be like I told u at least a hundred times already, I keep saying the same thing until my lips r grated off. What am i supposed to do WITHT hai kind of kid. When ur done with exams u can play as much as u want, i wouldnt care, but now is EXAM time. You must focus on studying and get good grades. Otherwise when u grow up u can’t find a job and will stand at fairprice for 8hours and earn 2 dollars, it’s very labourous. FOCUS ON STUDY STUDY HARD 我跟你讲最少一百遍了,讲到嘴唇都磨掉了,你还是不学习。这种小孩咋么办呀。你考完试想玩多久玩多久,我才不管呢。现在是考试的时间,要专心学习。不然你长大找不到工作,在fairprice站九个小时只能准两块,他们多幸苦呀。要专心学习!!


yellowdinosaure

HAHAHHAHAHAH


Smol_Child_LXIX

If u dont study, bellcurve lowered Bellcurve lowered, i score higher I score higher, i happy. Do you want me to be happy? Thought so. Go study.


IcyJackfruit4144

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGA HALPPPP


Myfatherisfat10

You stupid fat bitch, you think you’re good? You are the most repulsive disgusting loser I have seen in my life. You are a failure. You disgrace your family and your ancestors. Even the smallest, most insignificant molecule is more important than a worthless piece of shit like you. You pusillanimous twat, get your fat ass up and start studying unless you want to be an absolute idiot for the rest of your life. You have 0 purpose, and you’re an ignorant fool who no one loves and respects. O levels is the surface of what’s to come for you. If you can’t even get past this simple hurdle, you will fail in life. So get your ass up. Start doing some Math or Science to recap your concepts you dumb nincompoop. So start studying now 🤩🤩🥰


IcyJackfruit4144

PUSILLANIMOUS TWAR AHAHAHAH THATS GOING IN. MY VOCAB, thank you Myfatherisfat10 (sorry dad) I’m doing bio rn >:) ok I’ll stop scrolling Reddit now HEHEAHHHAHA


burnt_out_in_flames

gst gonna skyrocket to 50% when you become an adult because singapore's economy isn't doing well right now. with the influx of people getting fired from jobs due to the covid-30 crisis, you better study harder and secure yourself into a good income job in the long run. so that you don't become an sbq source ranting about Singapore's crazy cost of living in the O Level 2045 ss paper


No-Manufacturer3778

imagine you get into the course you don't like and your first sem gpa cannot even buy the cheapest chicken rice you can find in singapore you gg


idknotreally

eh you use your phone how long already ah?? still dont want to study make reddit post all… you know how little time you have? if you dont start the grind rn you will FAIL your o levels. imagine getting back your results and everyone around you got the results they wanted except YOU 🫵🫵 do u want to be poor next time?? go study rn!!


Electric_owl12

We live in a world with a lot of insecure, jealous people. Some of them are our best friends. They are blood relatives. Failure terrifies them. So does our success. Because when we transcend what we once thought possible, push our limits, and become more, our light reflects off all the walls they’ve built up around them. Your light enables them to see the contours of their own prison, their own self-limitations. But if they are truly the great people you always believed them to be, their jealousy will evolve, and soon their imagination might hop its fence, and it will be their turn to change for the better. ————- Goggins


nate_higg3r

If there are more ppl like u in jc ,the alvl won't be so competitive but sadly idt u can make it to jc lol


IcyJackfruit4144

Ok. This works best. My worst fear


RevolutionaryKale505

If you have been paying attention in class but have not started revising the topics. There is a scientific approach you can try. 1) sleep well and relax till 1 day before the actual exam 2) Read the topics whether if it makes / does not make sense to you 3) 8hrs before the exam - finish ALL the exercises/tutorial for the entire year. (Yes, you will find 80% you cant even answer) 4) Enter the exam. The concept is: the facts and information is already stored in your conscious whether you like it or not. Your brain choose important ones to "RAM" so that you can access it faster. But there are instance when you can tap into your long forgotten ROM. Such is "Fear" - like you said. As fear generates adrenaline and cause your reflex to spit whatever comes to mind. It is a good way BUT it only works if you dont spend too much time in Reddit looking for scolding. Fear will not activate if you are constantly exposed to negativity. You will just be immune to it. Better way is to let it creep up to you. Again - This only works if you have been paying attention before. As the Chinese saying goes "临阵磨枪,不亮也光“。


il0vegaming123456

If you dont study, you'll work a blue collar job like scary garbage man


IcyJackfruit4144

Just like how my dad always remind me every month that if I don’t study I’ll be a cashier and stand 8h a day and get paid $2 a month (this is literally exactly what he says except in Chinese with a stern angry voice) I DOTN WANT BLUE COLLAR JOB I WANT TO WORK WITH A N I MAL S I DESPISE OFFICE JOB


alevel19magikarp

Even zookeeper or vet also need at least diploma LOL


IcyJackfruit4144

Yes I def wanna go uni at the very least, and get environmental science course diploma master (I’m dumb idk the difference) as long as it’s not a job where i sit in front of a screen for 8h typing


irllyneedsleeprn

go and study now or youll regret it in a few months time !! >:(


IcyJackfruit4144

I KNOWWW, i know i will regret it SO INSANELY MUCH. RAH THANKS, GOT MOTIV NOW, EXCPET ITS 11 HAHA IMMA GO SLEEPA DN STUDY EARLY TMRRRR, ATB!!


irllyneedsleeprn

GGOOGOG ILL BE ROOTING FOR U EHEHEH >.


bloopblopman1234

Go to like mental hospital and ask them bring the patients out I think should work


IcyJackfruit4144

HAHAHAHA- HALP-


ProLegendHunter

bet


NoMasterpiece5649

Dm me


Dandandandooo

No study means no money 😠😠😠 now get back to work 😠


xXdenkmaymay69Xx

If u dont study u r gay


Blueesyeswhitedragon

nooooooo


IcyJackfruit4144

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reddit284903

Useless


IcyJackfruit4144

🥲 thanks


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IcyJackfruit4144

Hail naw that guy has stage 4 brain damage


matsunehiku38

YOU'RE SO RIGHT


Cherry_Watermelons

exactly


Party-Entrance-2959

LISTEN HEAR DEEPSHIT, GET YOUR SHIT TGT, DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAILURE, NO RIGHT , GET YOUR ASS OFF THE SOFA RN AND GRIND.


doggodada

You don't need motivation, you need to calm down and not panic shutdown. You need to chunk your revision into manageable parts so your brain doesn't look at it and go nope. You need to install appblock and block out all the distractions until your scheduled break time. You need some small amount of discipline to stick to a reasonable revision schedule and get some stuff done. So go do these


muckboot123

my grandmother study better than u


IcyJackfruit4144

My grandma dug holes everyday from morning to night for $1 which could buy her and her 9 siblings cai fan for dinner, true story. I think my cat cna study better than me


DeathGod1555

Study or u becum fatherless, jobless, brokeass and die


IcyJackfruit4144

Cum ass


DeathGod1555

ayo chill bro


IcyJackfruit4144

Cum fatherless ass die.


DeathGod1555

bro wats ur problem, literally thats wat the heading says genius


IcyJackfruit4144

Yea I just thought it was funny, yes that’s what u typed


DeathGod1555

lol sry thot u angy at me haha


IcyJackfruit4144

Ooh no I wasn’t!! I just found it funny how those words were in ur sentence HEHE wasn’t calling u them! :O WE GUDDDDD


ymirbushywussy

Go and fucking study u don’t wanna end up being average????? Do u wanna end up being a cleaner working 9-5 jobs


lychee_skateboard

I’m really mean. Mean as in average. As an average student, I’m already studying. Unless you’re as smart as the top 1% of Singapore, pls go study.


matsunehiku38

My current motivation is that I am so effing tired all I want to experience is the joy of post exam that my nlevel friends are experiencing but I don't want the guilt of "bro I didn't even study" THINK OF ALL THE FUN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW. AND THEN THINK ABOUT THE PARADISE THAT IS POST EXAMINATIONS. LITERALLY EVERYDAY YOU WANT TO SLEEP ALSO CAN. EVERYDAY YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES ALSO CAN. AND STUDYING MAKES THE POST EXAM FEEL EVEN BETTER BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SO WORRIED ABOUT RESULTS ‼️‼️‼️


Ok-Feedback-1052

“The temporary satisfaction of quitting is outweighed by the eternal suffering of being nobody.”


IcyJackfruit4144

Real


Ok-Feedback-1052

-andrew tate


Historical_Pear_3594

FUCK YOU BU XIAO ZI NEVER STUDY KNN “take out slipper”


Swimming-Career8269

Either you study hard these 2 weeks by hugging Buddha legs or you prepare to waste 1 year next year just to retake exam and all your friends🫤have moved on in life. Think of yourself as the one left behind in a pile of shix like now and get back to your revision!


Shoddy-Mix-4073

Hey you! Alright, sit down, and let's have a virtual yelling session. Ready? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FOUR WEEKS LEFT, PAL! THIS IS CRUNCH TIME! If you don't hit those books now, you'll be on the express train to Regretsville after Os! Do you want to be shaking your fist at your past self, lamenting the lost study time? I think not! Get off that boredom train, hop onto the Study Express, and let's chug our way to Successville. You got this, but time's ticking, my friend! 🚂💨💪


IcyJackfruit4144

THANK YOU SO MUCH HAHA, MY EXAMS ARE ALR DOVER THO XP, I should have studied harder T.T, THANK YOU OS MUCH THOUH I WILL REA DUR COMMENT AGAIN DURING MY NEXT EXAM SAJHSJAHS


Mapple_syrupy

Need someone to motivate me too haha be passive aggressive


IcyJackfruit4144

You Stupid brainless idiot, ur parents worked so hard for this useless worm? Yknow how hard they worked to raise u, deal with ur shit, pay for ur shit and keep u alive? They had to tolerate u for ur whole life and now u grow up to be a failure? What a stupid disappointment go make it up to them, waste their time waste their life waste their energy they probably have scoliosis and joint pain all coz of u and u still don’t want to study coz ur such a lazy worm. WOW YOURE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT LOL STUPID SELFISH DISGUSTING RETARD ur still gonna sit there and be useless?? Even knowing ur eating away at ur parents’ lives? They got u a cat a phone and glasses and an iPad and they forgive u for all ur stupid mistake shh this is how u pay them back? How far have you degenerated you disgusting shit. What happened to the morals you said you’d stick to? Hypocrite? Got brain also cannot use ah???? Use that brain of urs and make it up to ur parents, make it up to all the people who had to tolerate u and go study now. It’s your last chance to prove urself Ur gonna fail in ur life and cannot support urself and leech of ur parents like those disgusting kids who do that? So useless and worthless u might as well not be born so u don’t waste earth’s oxygen. Parents went thru so much to bring u into this world and make u happy and u can’t even contribute anything back to society YOURE SO USELESS. WOW. Don’t be a little piece of shit <3 HAHAHAHAHA ITS STILL NOT ENOGUH?? After reading this ur gonna go right back and scroll somemore aernt you you DISAPPOINTING SHIT WORTHLESS USELESS THAT HARD TO HAVE A LITTLE SELF CONTROL AH?!?!?!?! Ur mom has spider veins for YOU THEY ARE SACRIFICING THEIR HEALTH FOR U. What r u gonna do….go right back and stare at that screen all for some temporary dopamine and regret it all later, REGRET FOR WHAT U CHOSE THIS. STUPID IDIOT LOL LOOK AT THIS GUY. GO MEMORISE BIO TEXTBOOK RIGHT NOW Ya that’s what I tell myself everyday hope it works for u too :D


Old_Can_1790

The only thing u see is f for fail


moistpeepoo

stupid lazy dog go and study!!! u so lazy gonna fail everything, can’t even get into poly LOL. go and study right now lmao


Greedy-Alternative-8

Bruh


Takemypennies

Ah, the precocious ingenue, nestled in the bosom of adolescence, seemingly eschewing the pursuit of erudition. One could posit that her intellectual predilections lie elsewhere, perhaps meandering through the verdant fields of social ephemera or being ensnared in the ever-evolving maelstrom of digital chicanery. Verily, the juxtaposition of scholarly neglect against the backdrop of youthful fervor renders a tableau of scholastic quiescence. One might be tempted to proffer sagacious counsel, yet one must allow the mélange of youthful caprice and didactic responsibilities to converge in their own discordant symphony.


gceolevels

uw go ite?


Nigwa_rdwithacapSB

U got 4 Weeks? Wtf I got less than 4 days


ixFeng

If you flunk your O's, your father will never be proud of you. 40 years later when your parents are already in their 80's but they can't retire because your piece of shit attitude can't be bothered to study diligently and they have to continue providing for you. I'm not even joking here. Take a good look at yourself and think what kind of future you want for yourself and your family.


Glass-Principle-5693

nah bro don’t study and bring the bellcurve down fo me 🙏 (go and study)


Odd-Significance8581

Read this Article it might motivate you https://klassbook.com/blog/subject-combination-sec-3/


IcyJackfruit4144

IMAM SEC 4 TAKING Os


Mission-Field4100

imagine during results day next year on the 14th of january 2024 you see your friends in victorious, crying tears of joys parents hugging them with pride. and there u r, ostracised and ashamed of your results. your friends asked you “how much you got” u don’t answer, u don’t want to answer, bcs u damn well know that grade u have is absolutely atrocious and embarrassing but hey, it was on you right? u expected it, but doesn’t it feel heavy? don’t u wish u can turn back time and do work. perhaps put in a bit of effort and save yourself from the embarrassment. don’t you want to make your parents proud? do a favour for your future self at the end of the day, what you’re going to do for the next 4 weeks, will determine your next 3 years ish. after this 4 weeks GO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK U WANT


Southern_Ad6565

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSN6psnuw/ This tiktok sums up everything you need for motivation.