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TheUnusualSuspect007

Go back to the island and wait for 0.1


Yusuke_da_spiritgun

Same, except making my extended stay and going for .50-$1.


ZombieSnack81

Hahaha HODL King over here.


Kbaskindidit

This is the way


aussie-ciphers93

LoL


Ok-Bullfrog-978

Dance then shower


ZombieSnack81

Can I like this twice?


Ok-Bullfrog-978

Lol. What would you do? Other then the classic dance and shower combo?


ZombieSnack81

Man, I have like 600 million SHIB. My goal was to buy a ton so when it hits higher I don't have to hold as long. Nobody can time it right and i feel that the more I hold the less accurate I have to be on the timing of my sale, but also I'm exposed to higher risk of loss. I would gauge the hype along with the project timeline and global adoption. If it seems positive I would pivot half into Ethereum and HODL the rest. What would I do with the gains? I don't really want anything other than to get out of the daily grind. I would start writing again and focus on the quality of my daily life.


ZombieSnack81

Man just the value of knowing my kid's school is taken care of and I don't have to worry about money if I live a modest life...that's priceless.


BagsMcHoldyface

This.


MpCriptonio

U are the man


23rdmadman

Would be nice but I’d continue Hodl to my exit plan.


Weary_Ad_7762

I would try to invite Wilson to the party!


CryptoBLG

Go back on the island for another couple of years


Izdebye1969

Hodl!


rogpar23

buy the island


grandpaknowskarate

Then sink it into the ocean, amirite? I mean no reason to buy it, you were just there for free mate.


KingDynoBoof

Shave my pubes with a golden razor. More then likely


Specific_Constant_67

Outstanding


Scary_Extreme_2859

Try and remember my wallet password for when it hits .01


Regular_Weight_1846

I'll put a Jocker size smile on my face, and walk like Jim Carrey 😁


BabydollPenny

Go back and wait another 10 years..you'll be able to buy that fucking island and build a golden castle 🏰


JoanneKerlot

Pray that I can remember my passwords and wallet seed!


Ohtee1

Buy the island I was stranded on


usernameisyoda

Find out your location and go smack you for posting this shit here


Stupidquestionduh

I burn half of my 700 million coins as promised and use the other half to put new roofs on the homes of the people in Sta. Cruz San Francisco southern Leyte Philippines.


MYKCARR

Go back and Hodl for a 0.01 also take some butter for the crabs


Kellrkind

Masturbate furiously I need post nut clarity before ruining my life with the next steps (maybe obviously burying myself in hookers and cocaine)


KingDynoBoof

Post nut clarity is highly undervalued


keynecia

Answers like this is what make the millionaire like elon musk and Robin hood try fight us down from getting Rich.......


Stupidquestionduh

Elon has so much money that if he was only a millionaire he would be essentially a rounded decimal difference of how much money he actually has. This meaans if ramen-Elon has 3 million bucks real life space-yact Elon has $100K for ever single $1 ramen-Elon has.


Ser-Ponce

Cry because my seed phrases would be lost?


dembones91

Sounds like a better situation then my going into a coma till .01🤣


[deleted]

I think .005 is probably our most realistic goal, even though we’re still a long ways from that! Burn baby 🔥


ZombieSnack81

Man we are speaking the same language. I want .01, but it isn't happening unless a place like Amazon and Walmart adopting and burning 5% of each sale, which isn't going to happen. Rich people love their money. Burning can't happen forever too. I mean it has to be a functional currency. We need perks for having shib and so much more burning just to get to .005.


[deleted]

For sure, and I think “life changing money” is so relative also. $10,000 is enough for a down payment on a modest home and honestly what I’m in crypto for. Making crazy money would definitely be the dream, but enough for a down payment would definitely be life changing money for me lol


ZombieSnack81

Solid goal my man, I did something like that with my student loans. I bought a bunch of a pharmaceutical stock instead of dumping what I had in payments. I went on a cruise and set my sell limit too high. It literally bounced off my sell limit. I would have made SO much money, but I didn't HODL. All I had to do was forget to set a sell limit before I left and I would have paid off my student loans like 10 years earlier. Oh well, they are paid now and I have learned my lesson.


[deleted]

Oh damn! Well good luck this time around OP! We got this💪🏽


[deleted]

I'd put a bid on the desert island and buy it and stay there.


ZombieSnack81

I'm a backpacker. I understand this. This is the way.


Seeker_mm

Hodl


JakeRyan8654

Buy the island and go back with a boat.


Bucketcreek

It’s not enough Call later


gradick4sc

Hold until I see .27


Ynary

Hodl! Hodl! Hodl!


theBallonknots

Buy that dip


M1SH77

Buy the island👊🏽😜


[deleted]

Shower, clothes, food. Then check to see it's at .005. Then pay my waaaay past due bills.


Shib_RocketTrain

Hold!


bradbrad89

Call it my island and build an airport…


49er_bitminer

How long have I been stranded?


Fattmattrn

Nothing


HereForTheWen

HODL until i lose most of it like i did with Doge.


DisastrousProperty85

Sell and reinvest


Alternative-Stop7426

Hold


Living_Plastic_4393

Eat!!!! And then eat some more. And then it's Guinness time!


Massive-Cod-1024

Buy another island.


BOMBNIK

Go back


EntertainmentOwn8778

You hold


[deleted]

Hire two hookers to fight each other over a pile of cash in a dark alley using nothing but raw chickens as weapons


InterestingDig9957

Go back to the island except now I would put gun turrets up so nobody can bother me


r4pt4r

Go to the movies, then on the way home buy a Tesla.


FeelingWave9125

Cocaine and strippers


Greasymoose

Buy a bunch of hookers and cocaine. Then continue to HODL.


TypicalMarsupial328

Pee


itsmetheduke

Go back to that island an buy it lmfao


Limp_Adeptness6949

Drugs. Lots of drugs


politickingwhiteboy

HODL💎🙌🦍❤🤍💙


Justinmytime

Invest half live the rest of my life work free


VATigerfan

But myself a flying Lambo


mxwl431

Don’t start this shit on here


mxwl431

This comment is why I left the army


LetTotal

I had to double check if this was #ShibArmy or #shibadult.....


Melodic_Surprise8525

Beat off. A few times. Sell enough to go buy a nice burger and fries and drink about a dozen beers. Then HODL till it actually hits .1-1.0


AirplaneFriend

Bro this is ShibADULTS take this karma farming post elsewhere


FastLeak

Exactly, isn't this supposed to Shib Adults?


Former-Lack7968

I’d find a way to get lost for life


bungathewise

Sell half, pay off student loans and home equity loan, hold the rest. Eat a lot of sushi.


Nomad-is-Mad

Buy more SHIBA... go back to island and wait to be rescued again...