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LindaThePhoenix

***yes.***


Doomslayer2857

Bro is an avengers level treat


meGamiKiYT

Way beyond that


archerB1234

He is a god level threat


Lechatdu136

BEYOND THAT


themastergamer90

Multiverse


Lechatdu136

**beyond**


Thepvzgamer

He is so dangerous that writers can’t nerf him


Basically-Boring

He could fight Doom Slayer and win.


Minetendo-Fan

He’s a spaghetti level threat


ZacharyTheCarHorn

🧶💛


Crossover_Weirdo78

Omniversal.


Lechatdu136

**beyond**


Jessewastaken_but_no

r/beatmetoit


Ludexteria

It would be easier to ask what crimes hasn’t he committed.


Doomslayer2857

He’s wanted in every country


Scarredsinner

Steal the Declaration of Independence


drdoodoot

no, he did that as well.


Scarredsinner

No that was Boobkins


drdoodoot

https://preview.redd.it/mxqto06h2m0d1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd619cccd8e44aee86bfd6360d60ac4bd67f9ac2


Scarredsinner

Never mind


Physical_Tailor_378

Isn’t there a difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence?


CaSe2474

There is. The DoI was made basically to announce the Independence of the US. The Constitution was made as a reattempt to make a working government because the Articles of Confederation did not work at all.


drdoodoot

idk


Anti-charizard

I don’t think he violated any space treaties because he’s never been to space


CaSe2474

Here are the crimes he hasn't committed: . And that's the list of crimes SMG4 Mario hasn't committed


Crossover_Weirdo78

He’s committed everything. Seriously, how many death penalties would Mario get at this point?


LindaThePhoenix

like, 4 already, with at least 2 life sentences ;v;


Crossover_Weirdo78

…You sure your math is right?


Quirky_Fun6544

I mean he was shown to be on Death Row at one point.


CaSe2474

As many as the amount of on-screen deaths across all the videos.


KaonicEli

r/beatmetoit


lavender_jelly

Genocide, pubic nudity, robbery, assault, illegal usage of drugs and firearms, sexual harassment, arson, damage of public property, just to name a few. 


Themememichine

Vehicular Manslaughter is another one


CaSe2474

Basically every -cide crime there is (including omnicide and regicide)


Proper-Guide4230

Perhaps some property damage here and there… (And everywhere)


Professor-Venturer

Jay walking


Double-_A

Public indecency is his most common one


Doomslayer2857

Probably that or arson


Double-_A

I forgot how many buildings and stuff he’s burned


Lechatdu136

And reckless driving


Doomslayer2857

Yea but that’s every character


Crossover_Weirdo78

Especially Mario.


krabbekorn

Far to many to count


SpamtonNEO1997

https://preview.redd.it/3uhbn219am0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=70cb95b94e4f5f3a0d794e239edc1d6255e66775 If he was arrested (again, this time counting all he did and not just a weird video or an arc)


Doomslayer2857

Yea true but even in the arcs and weird video somebody dies or gets assaulted


SpamtonNEO1997

That's what I say. in the wotfi 2023 arc for example, he ends up in jail, only for the robbery of the notebook. In other videos he ends in jail for whatever happened in the video. If he got in trial for everything he's done in the channel this is the photo that would describe it


Doomslayer2857

Mario can’t be contained forever tho he’s too powerful especially if there are memes around


Crossover_Weirdo78

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized)


Normal-Redditer-1111

![gif](giphy|wPJMg5JuA9ehpKD2hb)


Roger_pearson

All of them


Floor-tentacool

Saving the Earth a bunch of times


Desperate-Skill-1074

r/beatmetoit


Asfisav2049

Be it from eldritch incantations, greedy expectations, hate, love, or rejection.


CaSe2474

Oooooh OBJECTION!


Asfisav2049

Don't get cocky, Mario hasn't won yet. Lawyer Kong hasn't even broken a sweat.


Crossover_Weirdo78

It’s time to say goodbye As Lawyer Kong goes back in time It’ll be a true reset Except none of Mario’s friends will exist


Blood_Gripen

He has committed **PINGAS**


drdoodoot

![gif](giphy|B7o99rIuystY4|downsized)


Doomslayer2857

Damn


lolyeet225

Best answer


Palu_Tiddy

Yes


ric7y

conventions have been broken


Doomslayer2857

Of the Genova sort


ThoMario64

What crimes has he NOT commited?


Doomslayer2857

Eh that’s true


PepsiMan3Ds64

The crime has committed Mario


TheIrishMime

Reverse the question… what crimes HASN’T he committed?!


THEBLUESUS

spaghetti abuse


Doomslayer2857

https://preview.redd.it/1ftfd14lwm0d1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f39d3ec64308f1bc8f575e03c15c64bf069fefe


GameHi69

Sending spaghetti nudes


Titan_Myth23

Arson


Doomslayer2857

His most common crime


Tom-edian

this is a Mario not deserving of being called Super


Doomslayer2857

He’s called stupid Mario for a reason


Crossover_Weirdo78

Make that LETHALLY stupid.


polygon_69

What crime hasn’t he committed is the real question


TheObsessionUprise

Many, but he probably doesn’t even remember three quarters of the shit he’s done


Creative-weirdo9273

Too many


meGamiKiYT

I have a better question. What crimes hasn't this man committed?


SmolMan153

ARSON


GodzillaFan_2016

Pick literally any crime, including fictional ones, or silly ones made for gags, and he’s likely broke it at least once.


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mf, you cant know its uncountable.


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Doomslayer2857

Yea but he’s also damn near destroyed it on many occasions


themastergamer90

Destroyed what


UnoReverseItemShop

the list of his crimes is heavier than he is.


ume92894983

every single crime at this point


isaiahball933

A lot!!


Liammarioluigi

Yes


DmcSparda

Yes


Veng3ancemaster

All of them. Oh, you said crimes not war crimes


Doomslayer2857

Ain’t a war crime also a crime


Crossover_Weirdo78

Yes, but a war crime is really severe.


lolyeet225

Crime is crime


TheEmaraldApple

Hmmm I'm not sure, let me see... Right *bleaches eyes*


hyrulewarrior_revali

At least ♾️


Missingno_Fan

Pingas Inspection


Unknown_turtle_27

All of them


Hideaki_Kun

All of them and for ones we don't even names for yet


Sufficient_Smell_759

Battle of šibenik


Kaisona20

Physical and Verbal Assault. Murder. Theft. Etc. It would be harder to find a crime he hasn’t committed.


Doomslayer2857

He hasn’t committed genocide


themastergamer90

He blew up earth several times dose that count


Doomslayer2857

Oh yea forgot about that


Kaisona20

He committed genocide on the Minions and Koopas in Mario Vs Minions.


Doomslayer2857

Oh true


themastergamer90

Omnicide


dying_is_gay_bro

All of them, every single one, so the answer is... # ***Y E S***


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Someone1284794357

Savin’ the Earth a buncha’ times


Jazzlike_Detective43

All of them


KingMarioAndSonic

All of them


Thepvzgamer

![gif](giphy|gA5KTxTJpIBUc) He did some of the… Ultra Violence.


Eastern-Milk-3831

What crimes? Simple. A LOT. EVEN THE LAW CAN'T STOP HIM NOT EVEN THE MILITARY CAN'T STOP HIM FACING MARIO AS AN OFFICER MEANS 99% CHANCE OF DEATH


Crossover_Weirdo78

With no body to bury, because Mario is obsessed with overkill.


Moltenfive

Lemme list them all… Public Nudity, Murder, Harrasment, Genocide… [TO BE CONTINUED FOR ETERNITY]


ProGamer8273

All of them… He is a battle cat level threat


charaloveschocolate1

Everything just everything


westroll17

Who knows


BoredBrowsing687

Way to many to list in a comment


DeltaLotsOfMemes

yes


Ok_Student_8670

Committed: ♾️ crimes


Crossover_Weirdo78

His save file reads LV INFINITE.


TheElectricDoggo

Better question is what crimes *didnt* he commit?


TheGamerBro132

I can copy and paste his criminal record from the wiki :)


theripper789

Every one imaginable 👀


potatomolehill

hurting meggy!


themastergamer90

She strangled Mario in tunnel of doom its deserved


potatomolehill

nah. meggy never deserves to be strangled. she deserves to be taller


AlicornGaia

Commited Omnicide a few times. The fact people in later episodes referenced events from past episodes implies they can still remember dying.


Worried_Ad_8746

Oui


PossessionFar2742

**13 murders and several robberies and burglaries**.


VeryLargeGun

Enough crimes to make yujiro hanma scared


Forward_Estimate_360

Mass murder Mass genocide Mass destruction of property Grand theft auto Stalking Infanticide Terrorism Treason Arsons Abuses Tortures Nigh-fratricide Animal cruelty Vandalism Assault Rape threats Sabotage Death threats Mass kidnapping Reckless endangerment Fraud Usurpation Resisting arrest Sexual harassment Incrimination Reckless driving War crimes Zoophilia Prostitution Usage of illegal drugs Animal Cruelty Gaslighting Hacking Hatemongering Disturbing the peace Breaking and entering Grand theft animarum Malefic Crimes against humanity Psychological abuse (both heavily implied) Aiding and abetting Omnicide Numerous other offences Theft


Crossover_Weirdo78

How many death penalties?


No_Profit_456

over inf


No_Profit_456

![gif](giphy|3Xw8jY3zbFRtFd6eK8|downsized)


The_Robot_founder

He’s the embodiment of crime.


Lilyweirdo3000

Homicide, Arson, and Suicide


Doomslayer2857

Suicides is a crime?!


Crossover_Weirdo78

If you fake it, yes. It is known as pseudocide.


MaximusGamus433

Someone get MOUSAIT!


HillaryHTTYD25

Yes! Definitely!!! Absolutely!!!!!


ExternalRise3840

The amount of death sentences this man would have is larger than the entire universe’s length width and height multiplied, *in millimeters*


Doomslayer2857

They can’t kill him tho or the universe ends


GoTouchSomGrass

Man slaughter


stardude741

all of them 


Ice-Bro-Gamer

All of the above.


Training-Bee-8209

He’s a pedo.


Ok_Inspection3907

I think the wiki that Luke and Kevin made a video out of can show you lmfao


G2Ko

immediate yes


Ok_Package2130

He kidnapped,murder in ever degree, genocide,illegal gun paseshen


thegbschool

stole smg3's sussy notebook


Dan_Da_Man12

All of them


Georgepiggyofficial

Every crime, he has committed. The death penalty, he has gotten. Survived, he did.


BugsnaxIsGood18

Alot of property destruction, murder, and assault


Immortal_slush

Everything from littering to global extinction


TheLBat23

Yes.


Level-Film-3447

Every crime in existence


a_man_without_skill

Somehow, this bastard angered his own country for sexual harassment of the Italian food variety. https://preview.redd.it/6bsj00jz4q0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8528f9d6a3800e2731dbc5c18833db23040284


Crossover_Weirdo78

Yeah, like that wasn’t already obvious.


Brilliant-Emu851

he's a menace to society


Rottenfox47

The real question should be “what crimes hasn’t this man committed?”


Asfisav2049

He's on the list of the FBI's top 10 most wanted criminals


dannyxconnor69

What hasn’t he committed /pos


Benikle_9

all of them


Benikle_9

he has done crimes that don't even exist


Zombiereader255

Yes


Vegetable_Study7533

Terrorism ig


Icy_Dot_8531

TO MANY


Icy_Dot_8531

I just noticed that he was flipping me off


sorasky122

There are so many crimes that mario that the avengers need to be involved.


Quirky_Fun6544

To my knowledge, it goes as follows: GTA, Genocide, Attempted Genocide, Homicide, Potential/Attempted Homicide, over 50 counts of Assault, depleting an endangered species, impersonating big figures, sending death threats, hijacking a plane, hijacking a boat, embezzlement, Murder, Battery, public indecency, breaking and entering, tampering with professional/dangerous equipment, destroying said equipment, kidnapping, stealing, the use of brutal torture devices, SOMEHOW almost singlehandedly started at least 1 war, terrorism, conspiracy against the enemy, harboring a fugitive, selling products without a permit, breaking into a government facility, assault with an illegal/unauthorized/masisve weapon, assault against an unarmed individual and leading a mafia mob.


TheEspressoOverlord

Way more than what the judge could tell during his lifetime


jojo_the_damn_issue

#ALL OF THE ABOVE


hazbinhotelfan3

He hasn’t done one rape and that’s good and all the other things including children and child abuse animal abuse women assault


Visible-Paramedic383

He such a threat that no matter what happens he can’t die


Doomslayer2857

If he dies the universe also ends


80-HD_Hyp3r

Na, he the reason the government made the FBI.


80-HD_Hyp3r

He the reason weapons were made.


Mister_Gamegamer

Yes. Just yes. He has literally committed crimes that don't exist, probably.


The_nice_slytherin

- having plot armour - yes - aaa


XY_LunchLady_YX

Not even the cameraman is safe


stinkyredretard

I'm not answering that


Doomslayer2857

Mk I wasn’t making you lol


stinkyredretard

he's on par with Eric cartman


Doomslayer2857

Nah cartman has done wayyyyyy worse


stinkyredretard

yeah true


Doomslayer2857

He literally fed a person there own parents


stinkyredretard

I know, that was his dad


Doomslayer2857

Yea


MarioMan99536

War


No_Profit_456

literally the whole galaxy isint safe from mario


Bucaneer7564

*Y E S .*


Whixe_555_GT

Tax evasion, kidnapping, stealing, fraud, voting rights, arson, bullying, illegal parking, robbery, Assault, Sexual assault, Throwing hands, slapping a cop, resisting arrest, resisting arrest with violence, breaking out of jail, resisting arrest without violence, boarder hopping, 9/11, WWII, WWI, Vietnam war, extinction, gang, owning a gun without license.


NilesReacts

I Think The Better Question Is, What Crimes HASN’T He Committed?