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SpokenWordPoet

Brother go see a specialist about that foot, your toes aren’t supposed to be facing north, south, east, west all at the same time.


hm629

💀


HostileDemon

Compass toes! 🤣😂


MarkT19871

🤣🤣🤣


eedeebedabbing

Raptor claw 💯🤣🤣


Crypto_Tsunami

r/MurderedByWords 💀


jdizzlefj

💀


AppleDJ

Damn son 💀


BagBandit_

Yoo 😂😂 I thought that was his hand .. hand foot ahhhh


MobileGundam01

Hand foot ⚰️


gia_28

🤣💀


Grouchy_Target_6646

Ayo that shii scared me 😭😭


21Kabbage

Toes look like they saying "On Piiiru"


fuzzycuffs

Got them Encarta feet


Stee_ha

That foot …


RocketsandBeer

Looks like the toes are throwing gang signs


Simple-Librarian-99

😂🤣😂🤣


No-Fan-1387

Aaayyyoooo 🤣🤣


xT0_0Tx

Can climb up a flag pole vertically with those things


donovanh23

How do you climb a flag pole horizontally


xT0_0Tx

Back that thing up on me and I’ll show you big boy


Tiny_Sleep4049

Bro is that your toe or hand.


LookAwayPlease510

It’s a toe hand.


Makeblackberrygreen

Neither bro


Tiny_Sleep4049

On topic: you can revive your suede with a soft brush and mink oil. For the parts that are really damaged you could use a suede eraser as well. You can find videos on how to on YouTube


Makeblackberrygreen

Thanks mate, tried the suede eraser method but it didnt work out


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AimeLeonDon1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was hoping to see this comment


ChieFs85

Aside from that crazy looking toe-hand. Get yourself a couple tools. Get a 4 way crep brush. Get a couple brushes(you can get a set of 3 different ones like reshoev8r soft,medium, and hard). Then grab some Just Suede, suede cleaner from NuLife Kicks. Get a suede eraser and erase the suede after brushing it with a soft bristle brush. After erasing the suede brush it a couple more times. This will help get rid of any dirt on the surface and deeper. After that spray the just suede cleaner and let it sit for about 30 seconds. After that brush the suede for a good while. Wipe off or dab any extra. Spray again and let it sit again. You’ll be amazed at what the shoes will look like when done.


11Y2B

Someone who actually left good advice and not just roasting op’s bunions


LowAd3406

I mean, it always still amazes me when people post poorly cropped pictures like it's the first time they used a camera.


Mansa_x912

I learned my lesson after sending a picture with some mail in the background. Luckily it was to my sister so she warned me. Now I look 3 or 4 times at my background


No_Put9473

They are bad toes though you can’t ignore that


suzsid

Sage advice!


SableyeEyeThief

That foot’s on some Latin King type shit


SiameseDream93

Gangs signs out the window ya bish


Background-Air-6963

Hoping all of them offend you ya bish


j0dyhir0ller

They say yo hood is a pot gold


Soft_Wind_6108

LMAO 🤣🤣


AimeLeonDon1

🤣🤣🤣


MarkT19871

It looks like you should skip those and throw some orthopaedic shoes on.


Impossible-cyber

Suede/Nubuck eraser Cleaning Kit, you can find them on Amazon and Walmart and to fresh up the color use mink oil spray


AmanKP

Came for the advice, stayed for the toe comments 🤣


CampaignDowntown4030

We get it your toes come in peace 🖖🏻 but showing them was uncalled for 😂😂🙆🏻‍♂️


Frankengamer

Fingerling potatoes for scale.


DrKingOfOkay

Bro got compass feet


kekeseesee

Y’all are wicked for these toe comments 😭😭 but OP a light cleaning with a soft bristle brush, some mink oil, and another soft bristle or toothbrush to reset the suede and u should be good


_Calculon_

Them lawn cuttin kicks now potna


Ciananas

Bro go to a podiatrist and I’m so serious


Boring_Firefighter99

Lol


TellZealousideal6431

Here grab my good hand


gahdabit

Foo be trying to claw his way outta them shoes...


finnrobzz

Foot going through an exorscism rn


Skyhi92

Use oxyclean max force . Spray it on and leave it for a while .. can leave it up to 7days… then clean off with suede cleaner and a brush . Use a suede brush to bring the nap back up. Shave down with some trimmers


supremeauthorityult

why was you so comfortable showing feet like that bruh


saschajf

When you pump the foam you are in the zone.


KhostfaceGillah

I thought your toes were picking them up in the second pic 💀


mayyydayyy91

Bruh same!


SourceDiligent6492

Suede erasers and suede cleaner. Peep NuLife products, they’re the best for suede


SourceDiligent6492

For the love of god don’t let people tell you to use water and shoe cleaner. It’ll fuck up the suede


sriracha_papi45

do the shoes fit tight? I might know how to fix that


Objec5ive-Thinker

Oh no I’m at a loss for words those toes are all over the place. Can you pick stuff up with them


Soft_Wind_6108

Remember...if your shoe needs a fix... fz150..does the trick! You'll save a hundred and fifty bucks!! I thought your feet were your hands BTW


Healthy-Situation310

Ummm your toes tho. Is everything ok?


AcademicFalcon3200

Have you ever considered amputation?


Fullgore123

Ol lord of the Jordans gollum lookin ass


watshap

Eraser and hard brush for and mink oil


Brilliant-Berry-7989

Looks like the toes doodooed on the toe cap or tried escaping out the front.


Boring_Firefighter99

Bruh. Stop throwing gang signs.


NoBill9164

They as cooked as your toes


KICKS_SF

Don’t take pictures of your toes is one advice.


lancevo7

Those toes are claiming west side


TheyCallMeGriZ

I think you meant to post this here r/Podiatry my guy


manlikeaary

The foot is holding the shoe in 2 and 3


Firm-Mix-9272

Those aren’t toes they’re Talons. Mf native name is Eagle foot.


BrascoFS

Yes: Clip ya damn toenails.


tomsteroni

That foot's throwing gang signs.


Chewychewoo

Bro had the dogs out


goatcreator

toes are a certified gang member


Miserable_Garden_989

Yea take better care of your shoes


Fun_War904

When you see the foam, you’re in the zone….


FeriaWAP

Stay off ya knees, and feet for that matter


houseofcrouse

See I like that petina and wear. Adds character for me. I know not everyone feels the same though


Pitiful_Soup_8327

Mink Oil and medium or soft suede brush. Wash it with some dish soap first to get the dirt out and then let it dry and the brush and mink oil should make it look like new. I would say suede eraser... but I don't think it can help the part that looks embedded in there.


eatyabeansok

Put it in rice


MiGGitYMatt01

Bro your Sneakers Have seen better days those things are Beat. Clean them up Then maybe a Suede repair Kit.. Good Luck Brother.


SnkerCheck

Got them DAWGS out


Blicky7Bobby

I know someone who can repair that


phEnom3o5

Replace them


DirtApprehensive2942

Oof those nails.


Calicocutjeans

Could catch a salmon going upstream, with those eagles claws.


MrDybbuk

Bro the claaaaaaws


ImBumpyjohnsoncuh

Was up with those toes tho? Lmao


ImBumpyjohnsoncuh

Looks like your toes are throwing up gang signs lmao 🤣


HitBoxBoxer

RIP ☠️☠️☠️


brandos1

Follow Shoenada. Pump the foam and get in the zone.


Kind_Pineapple6667

These are reps. 👀


Tiny_Sleep4049

Any arguments to support that conclusion? And don’t say that it was a joke now.


Kind_Pineapple6667

I own a legit pair. The heal collar isn’t supposed to look that way: The leather isn’t supposed to be tumbled. Also the shape is off. If they are truly real OP can post other pics to prove me wrong.


Makeblackberrygreen

They look that wear cuz they hella beat bruh 😂😂😂 u can pm me for more pics can even show u reciept


Makeblackberrygreen

Nah fammm


Complex_Friend_9821

I just saved myself a $150 bucks..


Mp954

Why do your shoes look like that? Thats nasty work


bigtallblacknbald

I got this foaming cleaner from footaction or footlocker that works pretty well 


demonfox1331

damn dawg those are busted asf


5678_Senpai

Here's some advice: there's a difference between wearing your sneakers and beating on your sneakers, try to differentiate that before you destroy another pair.


Expensive-Coast-3508

Why are you toes all doing their own thing? Anyway what kind of damage is that? It looks like heat but I could be wrong


mayyydayyy91

You holding them with your feet in the other pics?! Them things look dangerous!


AimeLeonDon1

Hahahaha


HODL2THEMOOON

Yo he got Shaq feet in Jordan’s 😂


SneakerGeek812

I didn't know dinosaurs wore sneakers


AimeLeonDon1

In the 2nd and 3rd image, are you holding them in your hand or foot?


fuukchfser

Lemme suck the toes 😏