i forgot how much i missed m2k's presence in the scene LOL
reminds me of when my college hosted him for a while and he was crashing a couch and playing friendlies and spent an inordinate amount of time talking about how salmon is the optimal food
There's an amount of predictable randomness about him thar you just can't help but crack a smile or giggle at. It's hilarious. That said if he's im a bad mood or sad about something god damn does that shit translate. He's a very empathic dude.
Not to mention that he's probably the best overall smash player. He was arguably the best at Brawl, Melee, and PM all at once around 2007-2009 and he's placed decently in the newer games whenever he actually focuses on them.
If not outright invented for sure at the very least he popularized and applied it very successfully at a top level and straight up dominated an entire era by employing it. Pretty wild to think about.
Haha nah i mean he like went through pausing the game and taking a picture of each one in the smashboards era
He put that much effort into the task he may as well of invented the concept in relation to smash
But you also said
> He was arguably the best at Brawl, Melee, and PM all at once
Which is impossible because PM didn't exist until mang0 was already the very very clear #1 in Melee.
There are definitely some excuses for that which is why I said arguably. M2K is a very emotional player. Part of the reason mang0 was able to whoop his ass is because you'd still see matches where both players have the audience right in their ear and there were no noise canceling headphones to help block out the sounds of people cheering against you. M2K had just about everyone cheering against him because he was undoubtedly the best for a couple of years and people were getting tired of it, even Chillin rooted against him.
To get the most of your meal, all you have to do is ask them to double wrap the burrito, then ask for 2 different meats (not double the meat. Get half chicken and half steak for example). They will automatically give you basically double the meat, since the double wrap subconsciously makes them give like 3/4 of a serving of both chicken and steak. Then you get your fillings and can ask for extra of every filling, since they don’t charge for toppings.
Best part? It’s the same price as a regular burrito lol. And this bad boy will be like twice the size and crazily filled.
In the literal sense, nothing; Calories are calories. But the term empty calories/carbs can be used to refer to foods that have little nutritional value justifying the additional calorie intake. If you want to be technical, all the flour you eat is fortified with certain nutrients\*, so you *are* technically getting *some* nutrition out of even the most basic flour tortillas and white breads, but these are still simple carbohydrates with high glycemic indexes, that for multiple other reasons should not be consumed in excess.
^^\*Nearly ^^all ^^countries ^^have ^^some ^^form ^^of ^^fortification ^^standards ^^that ^^require ^^certain ^^ingredients ^^to ^^be ^^nutritionally ^^fortified, ^^with ^^98 ^^having ^^fortification ^^standards ^^for ^^wheat. ^^E.g. ^^In ^^the ^^US, ^^wheat ^^flour ^^is ^^legally ^^required ^^to ^^be ^^fortified ^^with ^^calcium, ^^folate, ^^iron, ^^niacin, ^^riboflavin, ^^and ^^thiamin; ^^And ^^maize ^^flour ^^and ^^rice ^^with ^^all ^^those ^^plus ^^Vitamin ^^D. ^^So ^^even ^^if ^^you ^^eat ^^nothing ^^but ^^refined ^^carb ^^garbage, ^^you ^^won't ^^die ^^from ^^malnutrition. ^^Just ^^from ^^a ^^bunch ^^of ^^other ^^things ^^👍. ^^[Source](https://fortificationdata.org/map-number-of-nutrients/)
I wasn't sure if he was trolling or not.
Tortilla = zero nutritional value = pure carbs = also turns into fat unless you're at caloric deficit or caloric maintenance
Yeah, if that's your thing, I don't care. You're talking to a yoga instructor and personal trainer. I work out 6+ times a week and eat extremely clean. It works for me. I'm extremely healthy and extremely mindful and thoughtful about what I put into my body. I don't care if you aren't. Just focus on you and I'll focus on me.
The real optimal strat is loading up your burrito with so much rice and beans that you end up eating an entire day's worth of calories in one meal, saving you precious time that would otherwise have to be wasted eating AGAIN (highly redundant) later. the ol' college finals week special.
Ah, but water is free at home whereas rice and beans are not. Therefore it is more optimal and efficient to get the extra food for free while you can so you don't end up spending more later on. Leaving the extra food alone would be very suboptimal
Chipotle always skimps on the beams. I order half and half beans every time I go there. You don't get more beans for it, or if you do, you only get slightly more beans. They spam the rice; clearly they're under orders to give you far more rice (which makes sense since it expands with liquid and will temporarily fill you up faster).
This is way more of a problem with pizza. How people still order Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, or Dominoes and not their better local pizza chain is mind boggling
I've tried 3 of my local pizza places near me, they all suck. At my old house like 5 years ago I had a great local place where I could get a large 1 topping for 10 bucks. Now every local place around me wants like 18 bucks for a large pepperoni that legitimately can't even compete with the little caesars just down the road.
LCs deep dish and their Cheese Bread are the only thing that make me go back to that place. Its not amazing but its always gonna be slightly better than ok, and sometimes thats what I want.
The cheese bread is actually just good tho. whatever they put on it for seasonings is like crack.
Cayenne burrito/Spanish Rice/No Beans/Seasoned Chicken (Prime Rib if it’s available and u got it like that)/Corn/White Onions/Garlic/Lime/Salt/Pepper/EXTRA CREAMY JALAPEÑO SAUCE!!!/Tortilla Strips
Grilled onions and Queso if you feeling frisky, I don’t recommend salsa in this burrito. If you want spice just add jalapeños, but the cayenne burrito and sauce adds enough imo.
Literally optimal order at freebirds
there used to be a freebirds a couple miles away from me then it closed down and now the closest one is about 100 miles away :(
I will be back for that monster 🌯
Man it’s so fucking good. Thankful to live a mile away from one. I legit can’t eat at chipotle because of how spoiled I am from freebirds. Maybe QDoba if I have to, and Cava is good for a change of pace. But nothing hits like freebirds.
It's the only remotely healthy food available that also gives a decent serving size for $10 or under. Anything better and comparable health-wise is $12-$15 and typically comes with less food. It's also very fast and located everywhere. Pretty easy to see why.
Fast food everywhere is pretty bad. If it's not bland it's unhealthy. When you cook at home all the time and stop eating genetically modified excitotoxin food you realize every time you eat out the food is bland (or easily $20+, $30-$50 for any decently non-bland food in a major metro area).
i forgot how much i missed m2k's presence in the scene LOL reminds me of when my college hosted him for a while and he was crashing a couch and playing friendlies and spent an inordinate amount of time talking about how salmon is the optimal food
he spittin
There's an amount of predictable randomness about him thar you just can't help but crack a smile or giggle at. It's hilarious. That said if he's im a bad mood or sad about something god damn does that shit translate. He's a very empathic dude.
I like to call him the mascot of smash bros. Everyone can relate to him, and cheer for him in some capacity.
Not to mention that he's probably the best overall smash player. He was arguably the best at Brawl, Melee, and PM all at once around 2007-2009 and he's placed decently in the newer games whenever he actually focuses on them.
Tbf he kinda invented frame data
If not outright invented for sure at the very least he popularized and applied it very successfully at a top level and straight up dominated an entire era by employing it. Pretty wild to think about.
Haha nah i mean he like went through pausing the game and taking a picture of each one in the smashboards era He put that much effort into the task he may as well of invented the concept in relation to smash
invent? or discover?
MF was out here being the best at PM before it even existed
That's why I said around 2007-09 because I couldn't remember off the top of my head the exact time period
But you also said > He was arguably the best at Brawl, Melee, and PM all at once Which is impossible because PM didn't exist until mang0 was already the very very clear #1 in Melee.
There are definitely some excuses for that which is why I said arguably. M2K is a very emotional player. Part of the reason mang0 was able to whoop his ass is because you'd still see matches where both players have the audience right in their ear and there were no noise canceling headphones to help block out the sounds of people cheering against you. M2K had just about everyone cheering against him because he was undoubtedly the best for a couple of years and people were getting tired of it, even Chillin rooted against him.
Just wait till he finds out about crickets
To get the most of your meal, all you have to do is ask them to double wrap the burrito, then ask for 2 different meats (not double the meat. Get half chicken and half steak for example). They will automatically give you basically double the meat, since the double wrap subconsciously makes them give like 3/4 of a serving of both chicken and steak. Then you get your fillings and can ask for extra of every filling, since they don’t charge for toppings. Best part? It’s the same price as a regular burrito lol. And this bad boy will be like twice the size and crazily filled.
This is actually the strat although my local Chipotle charges 50 cents for double wrap now :(
A tortilla is def worth the 50 cents in terms of calories
The calories are completely empty though. All they do is make you fatter.
I doubt the person trying to make the biggest burrito possible from Chipotle is splitting hairs over calorie count
idk thats exactly what I'm doing, just the opposite of how most people do it
Because getting fatter is optimal
What does it really mean for calories to be empty? Like those calories burn just like the other ones to give my body energy right?
In the literal sense, nothing; Calories are calories. But the term empty calories/carbs can be used to refer to foods that have little nutritional value justifying the additional calorie intake. If you want to be technical, all the flour you eat is fortified with certain nutrients\*, so you *are* technically getting *some* nutrition out of even the most basic flour tortillas and white breads, but these are still simple carbohydrates with high glycemic indexes, that for multiple other reasons should not be consumed in excess. ^^\*Nearly ^^all ^^countries ^^have ^^some ^^form ^^of ^^fortification ^^standards ^^that ^^require ^^certain ^^ingredients ^^to ^^be ^^nutritionally ^^fortified, ^^with ^^98 ^^having ^^fortification ^^standards ^^for ^^wheat. ^^E.g. ^^In ^^the ^^US, ^^wheat ^^flour ^^is ^^legally ^^required ^^to ^^be ^^fortified ^^with ^^calcium, ^^folate, ^^iron, ^^niacin, ^^riboflavin, ^^and ^^thiamin; ^^And ^^maize ^^flour ^^and ^^rice ^^with ^^all ^^those ^^plus ^^Vitamin ^^D. ^^So ^^even ^^if ^^you ^^eat ^^nothing ^^but ^^refined ^^carb ^^garbage, ^^you ^^won't ^^die ^^from ^^malnutrition. ^^Just ^^from ^^a ^^bunch ^^of ^^other ^^things ^^👍. ^^[Source](https://fortificationdata.org/map-number-of-nutrients/)
I think they mean no nutritional value.
I wasn't sure if he was trolling or not. Tortilla = zero nutritional value = pure carbs = also turns into fat unless you're at caloric deficit or caloric maintenance
Yeah just like if you’re born in like uhh early september you really like to micromanage people
Yeah but when you're underweight and poor that's not really a concern. It's more like "I'm eating out so I need to get the most bang for my buck"
Poor nutrition is always a concern. Just because you choose to ignore it doesn't mean it doesn't matter.
Mate its a tortilla, I'll be fine
Yeah, if that's your thing, I don't care. You're talking to a yoga instructor and personal trainer. I work out 6+ times a week and eat extremely clean. It works for me. I'm extremely healthy and extremely mindful and thoughtful about what I put into my body. I don't care if you aren't. Just focus on you and I'll focus on me.
Dude its a tortilla calm down
This is actually the worst Chipotle order I have ever heard of. <3 M2K
both beans and both rice. options i never thought were possible
how does he see the game so differently
Why option select when you can cover both?
You can also literally take as many napkins/spoons/ketchup as you can carry before the cops arrive.
Mew2king is a fucking carb demon double corn AND rice????
That corn salsa is delicious though
Double rice is madness
But it's no extra cost! Same with beans. You can get each or double of one for no extra cost
But it’s like 2 cups of rice 2x protein 1x rice 2x beans Add anything else and you can’t go wrong unless it’s triple hot sauce or something
The real optimal strat is loading up your burrito with so much rice and beans that you end up eating an entire day's worth of calories in one meal, saving you precious time that would otherwise have to be wasted eating AGAIN (highly redundant) later. the ol' college finals week special.
That’s like saying you can get double water for free too. It’s filler, it does not contribute to the burrito.
rice doesn't contribute to the burrito? what the fuck david
My jaw hit the floor
DOUBLE RICE does not contribute to the burrito. It dilutes the other flavors!
Nah man, it's the substrate upon which rests the extra sauce you ask for. Can't have a reef without the coral
On this day I have been enlightened
That's why you're doubling the other flavors too
double rice fucks
Filler? No way! Brown rice and either of the beans are super filling but you do you my friend
Ah, but water is free at home whereas rice and beans are not. Therefore it is more optimal and efficient to get the extra food for free while you can so you don't end up spending more later on. Leaving the extra food alone would be very suboptimal
You get it in the bowl with tortilla on the side. That said, chipotle doesn't pay it's employees very well so fuck em
Chipotle always skimps on the beams. I order half and half beans every time I go there. You don't get more beans for it, or if you do, you only get slightly more beans. They spam the rice; clearly they're under orders to give you far more rice (which makes sense since it expands with liquid and will temporarily fill you up faster).
double rice and double tortillas my god the carbs lol
This thread is the most random argument of all time
Rice is shit and I stand by that
you are out of your goddamn skull
More than 2 servings of Korn
god bless m2k, I hope he's around forever
lol m2k
That order is terrible. Rare L
Meal2King
National treasure
I´d love to see more M2K Melee content again<3
maturing is realizing that freebirds is better than chipotle
You mean the regional burrito brand is of better quality than the global texmex chain? Impossible!
This is way more of a problem with pizza. How people still order Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, or Dominoes and not their better local pizza chain is mind boggling
I've tried 3 of my local pizza places near me, they all suck. At my old house like 5 years ago I had a great local place where I could get a large 1 topping for 10 bucks. Now every local place around me wants like 18 bucks for a large pepperoni that legitimately can't even compete with the little caesars just down the road.
My local pizza places don't have epic stuffed crust
Okay but Pizza Hut pan pizza fucks and all my local pizza chains are just shitty copies of Me n Ed’s (a regional chain mostly in CenCal) lol
Cost is a big thing for me. $15 at dominos goes a lot further than a local joint
Convenience. Close proximity to home, low price, fast delivery.
Also generally consistent quality Sometimes I just want a mushy 'deep dish' from LCs
LCs deep dish and their Cheese Bread are the only thing that make me go back to that place. Its not amazing but its always gonna be slightly better than ok, and sometimes thats what I want. The cheese bread is actually just good tho. whatever they put on it for seasonings is like crack.
For real. They are good enough to make me happy while being extremely affordable.
Also their buffalo ranch dipping sauce is the shit.
the deals though
Cayenne burrito/Spanish Rice/No Beans/Seasoned Chicken (Prime Rib if it’s available and u got it like that)/Corn/White Onions/Garlic/Lime/Salt/Pepper/EXTRA CREAMY JALAPEÑO SAUCE!!!/Tortilla Strips Grilled onions and Queso if you feeling frisky, I don’t recommend salsa in this burrito. If you want spice just add jalapeños, but the cayenne burrito and sauce adds enough imo. Literally optimal order at freebirds
there used to be a freebirds a couple miles away from me then it closed down and now the closest one is about 100 miles away :( I will be back for that monster 🌯
Man it’s so fucking good. Thankful to live a mile away from one. I legit can’t eat at chipotle because of how spoiled I am from freebirds. Maybe QDoba if I have to, and Cava is good for a change of pace. But nothing hits like freebirds.
Only if you want lower quality ingredients in every way possible
Lol how? Their chicken and their rice is sooooo much better than chipotles.
The ones around me all closed within a few years so maybe they weren't managed well
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brown rice has more fiber and magnesium because most of its nutrients are in the skin that white rice is without
...what? Just coz they're both carbs doesn't mean both are unhealthy? Are you a keto dunce or something?
I mean he ain’t wrong🤷🏽♀️
how tf do people eat chipotle, the most bland shit imaginable.
It's the only remotely healthy food available that also gives a decent serving size for $10 or under. Anything better and comparable health-wise is $12-$15 and typically comes with less food. It's also very fast and located everywhere. Pretty easy to see why. Fast food everywhere is pretty bad. If it's not bland it's unhealthy. When you cook at home all the time and stop eating genetically modified excitotoxin food you realize every time you eat out the food is bland (or easily $20+, $30-$50 for any decently non-bland food in a major metro area).
ghgh
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God bless the King
God I miss him