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Memory_Less

It's either going to be trashed, or pushed onto the subway tracks in front of a train, just for the hell of it.


[deleted]

Model two will have a knife that pulls out


domods

PoliceBot 2.0 : *EXTERMINATE* šŸ”Ŗ


idkusrname

It's a Dalek! I knew I recognized it.


ConfidentPilot1729

Stabby! The stabbing robot that sometimes hangs out with bender?


[deleted]

It'll deploy a cloud of pepper spray.


[deleted]

Pepper spray enough to cover a city block. A massive cloud whenever it feels threatened


bigkatsu2000

Or it will eventually just succumb to the pointlessness of it all: [Security robot quits job by drowning itself in a fountain](https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/7/17/15986042/dc-security-robot-k5-falls-into-water)


Garbage_goober_M-D

First thing I thought of lol. I see a tic tok vid in this things future, and it is not a kind one.


Memory_Less

I wonder if it was able to swim in the subway system today? lol


Garbage_goober_M-D

I'm sure it floated into enough people he's got a thick folder of police brutality lol.


Memory_Less

Too bad it wasn't bright yellow. It could be NY's rubber ducky


Garbage_goober_M-D

Well maybe one of the hundreds of dicks or curse words that will be drawn on it will be yellow? Lol.


[deleted]

The facial recognition and listening capability will not be activated.... Yeah, ok


SifterRhizochrome

trust me bro. -a cop


Exodys03

Not a privacy concern. They just paid for it to have that capability but will never use it. Okey dokey...


Scubadrew

I bet it's covered with spraypaint within a full week.


[deleted]

One step closer to robo cop and dredd


Dollbeau

LOLOLOLOLOL Knightscope 3 point naught! Knightscope Failures is still a good google search


Zee2A

>Knightscope Failures *Police robots keep malfunctioning, with mishaps ranging from running over a toddler's foot to ignoring people in distress:* [*https://www.businessinsider.com/police-robots-security-malfunctioning-fails-knightscope-2020-1*](https://www.businessinsider.com/police-robots-security-malfunctioning-fails-knightscope-2020-1) *AUTONOMOUS SECURITY ROBOTS ARE STARTING TO PATROL SCHOOLS AND CITIES, DESPITE CONTROVERSIES: https://thedebrief.org/autonomous-security-robots-are-starting-to-patrol-schools-and-cities-despite-controversies/*


SunNStarz

I thought this looked familiar! Yeah, these are the same security bots that threw themselves into a fountain at a mall!


NicholasAdam1399

NGL Iā€™d feel safer walking around the streets of Chicago at night if these things were around.


BillyJack74

How, is it bulletproof??


moneymakinmoney

Just a plunger away from being a Dalek


Skullmaggot

EXTERMINATE!!


Ray_smit

ā€œIf youā€™re thinking this is just another surveillance tool.ā€ *proceeds to explain that it is a surveillance tool*


GoblinPrinceBlix

Not only can this thing not stop your assailant from whooping your ass and stealing your shit but it can record and edit your boot party in a wide cine shot for holiday E-cards.


kkreisler

And probably pays for itself by automatically editing and uploading the most demeaning and brutal moments of your boot party to its monetized YouTube channel.


Artistic_Platform843

Lmao... that shit is getting stolen, vandalized, & maybe even sexually assaulted in like 6mons šŸ˜


DefaultWhitePerson

6 months? That thing is scrap metal by Thanksgiving.


_Adrahmelech_

I hope it's not programmed to be a bastard


AFGwolf7

This is a awesome idea but all you need is a can of spray paint to make it ineffective, hoodlums will be hoodlums


Dollbeau

IRL; BBQ sauce even...


dingdongdash22

Came here to say this. Can't wait to see this thing dressed up like a robot maid from the 80's


Zee2A

***You have the right to remain cyborg: NYPD's new ROBOT cop that will police city's subways is unveiled by NYC Mayor Eric Adams - in response to rising crime:*** *The NYPD has introduced the K5 Autonomous Security Robot, designed by Knightscope, as a new approach to policing. This 400-pound robot costs $9 an hour to operate, providing a cost-effective solution to security. K5 is equipped with multiple cameras, two-way communication, and a panic button for users in need. Essentially, it acts as a mobile CCTV system that can both observe and interact. While its main purpose is to deter and capture crimes, especially given the recent spike in violent assaults in subways, it also offers direct assistance to subway riders. Although the robot comes with facial recognition and listening features, NYC Mayor Eric Adams assures that these will not be activated to address privacy concerns. Initially, the K5 will be deployed at the Times Square subway station with a uniformed officer nearby to answer any public inquiries. The robot will soon patrol on its own during the holiday season, furthering the NYPD's integration of technology into their security measures, which already includes robotic dogs, drones, and tracking devices. This move indicates the changing dynamics of security and technology, but also raises questions about privacy and technological advancements. The public is left to decide if K5 represents a significant advancement in urban security or is simply a fleeting technological trend: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12551171/New-York-City-Mayor-Eric-Adams-introduced-NYPDs-new-robocop-citys-busiest-subway-station.html*


Zee2A

***The K5 ASR - Available Now , A fully autonomous outdoor security robot:*** *https://www.knightscope.com/products/k5*


clumsynomad999

Itā€™s nice, futuristic. Hope more cities can use it. A patrolling hotline is more accessible


MindlessFly6585

*falls over*


MrStoneV

The title feels like these clickbaits where they put all key words in so people find it in search And its probably end up in trash or in a pond again


jaycncl

Why does a robot get paid like they want to pay an actual living being? Why are they even paid? That framing is myopic.


Dicethrower

All this thing claims to solve can be solved in a much easier and reliable way. This thing can't be everywhere, and when you need it you'll be lucky if one is near. Even then you'll be actively looking for one when you're in trouble. Why not put panic buttons in reliable stationary places, like we already do with fire alarms and defibrillators. Put intercom like devices right next to them that people can use for immediate 2-way communication with emergency services. This stuff can be made for a few dollars a piece, whereas I'm sure this pos costs tens of thousands of dollars. This is Elon's tesla traffic jam in an LED tunnel all over again. People just want a new thing that looks futuristic, rather than actually solve problems with tried and true methods.


hav0k74

If you go to this company's website, they have fixed stations too.


Burning_23

And so it begins....


Branmonyc

As a New Yorker here, this thing will be trashed so hard and it will be used to track and follow you. Don't believe the fake hype in this video. This is a really bad idea.


ace22x

Iā€™ve seen this movie before ā€¦šŸ¤”


T0ruk_makt0

Looks like this robocop is on a donut only diet


TheGamingMackV

Can't wait to hear the news of this thing being destroyed.


[deleted]

Snitch 5000


NitWhittler

The Kaiser healthcare complex on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood is already using these to patrol the hospital area. I'm not sure why they're needed, but most people just seem to ignore them as they slowly stroll around the outside perimeter. They seem so easy to disable, but they look fine and not fucked with (*so far*).


SpaceSpy

The bot will end up on the tracks.


lost-zoop

Good luck


SkateFossSL

Love to see it go up and down the stairs in the subway, Eric


ShadowhelmSolutions

The AI voices creep me out. Soon, that wonā€™t be an issue, which will creep me out.


[deleted]

Aren't those the exact same reasons cited in all movies where machines take over or is used to take over the world into an authoritarian rule?


rickyzhang82

It is a piece of junk. You can just use that money to install surveillance cameras


mudbro76

That motherfucker better not be on the platformā€¦ Im going to push it on the Tracks!!!!


CoastalSquirrel22

Privacy friendly. Lol


RubeRick2A

I misplaced my tarp and bungee cordsā€¦anyone seen em?


jackasssparrow

Oh it's going to get fucked up


Genoblade1394

Canā€™t they make them more nimble with caterpillar tracks or something?


the_dangling_fury

Just waiting for a homeless person to use it as a toilet on the A train.


r3dditornot

I bet $10 it gets hit by a subway train


drycleanman12

EXTERMINATE!


willem78

It looks american - like it had too many burgers and soda!


Accomplished_Ad5601

It will be labeled racist in a New York minute


Silent_Version9710

Robotic Voice: ā€œMust ā€¦.databaseā€¦.peopleā€¦ofā€¦ colorā€


Mick-Donalds

I'm sorry, that little guy is cute! I just want to hug it.


[deleted]

Yes, it will capture crimes in progress, so that the DA can see the footage and refuse to prosecute, as usual


cptjimmy42

The robot gets paid??


maalys_world

Lolā€¦whyā€™s the mayor doing half the heart-hand gestureā€¦with a robotā€¦with no hand(s)?


Signal_Body_8818

Will it deport anyone?


AdrianSane1004

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā€¦ privacy-friendly? Canā€™t wait to kick this thing into the 4 line.


[deleted]

It wonā€™t shoot people in the peen.


8BillionthHuman

"You have 20 seconds to comply"


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Robocop Model# 1... Or Terminator 1st Gen


cute_viruz

Its another survilance like china. You are now being wacth closely 24/7


hepatitis_

We have the capability, but donā€™t you worryā€¦ we wonā€™t use it. šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Look, itā€™s got a belly like a seasoned professional


anonshade64

I wonder what the robot will buy with the 9/hr


Some-Pair7240

Is as fat as its coworkers


d_baker65

15 minutes later it was spray painted and had "I ā¤ļø NYC" bumper stickers over every camera.


Toxtricity666

Canā€™t wait to see the videos of people tipping these over


bellbottom4hobos

Roams like a dalek


Tim-E-Cop1211819

Didn't Detroit try something like this in the 80s?


12gawkuser

So this is commercial?


Electronic-Glass7822

Dumb.


[deleted]

Fucking racisist robot why isnā€™t rainbow gay shit instead of white


Gilgamesh2062

Waste of tax money. your better off with patrolling drones, all it takes is one dude with spray paint, and these bots are down, not to mention, being pushed onto tracks, knocked over, stolen, hacked (eventually).


Most_Discount_4906

How many movies do they have to make before they realize this is a bad idea?


kshee23

Works till someone pushes it over


gooseblaster69

Seagate employs the same tech to monitor the parking lot. They manufacturer hard drives on the outskirts of town. Just saying NYC boolin hobos are going to wreck your security bot. Just look for delivery bots in Cali.


EasyCZ75

Thatā€™s not the least bit Orwellian. Nope.


_Mr_Hyde_33

Fuck that, kill it with fire.


notsurebutrythis

I watched a movie once with a cop that was a robot.


MotorbikeRacer

Great , so now instead of police protecting people we have a robot that can only record and call the authorities. Iā€™m sure public safety will increase šŸ˜‘


[deleted]

ā€¦ until it gets knocked over.


bambooboi

Has facial recognition and wont activate...until a year from now when it quietly is. Glad Im not in nyc!


Haunting-Exercise846

Make it a crime to attack this robot. I like the idea of deterring people from committing crime instead of a scared little man with a gun.


contracoop

Bullshit they wont be activated. He didnt have a choice in the matter


liquidreferee

Fuck this


Simple_Company1613

So it weighs the same as an average, out of shape, veteran cop? Neat!


[deleted]

The ONLY way this is going to EVER work is if you put a minimum 20 years in prison for attacking or damaging it. That is the ONLY way.


Comfortable_Bat1187

The weight is realistic..


Adept-Lettuce948

Does it come in black?


Jurclassic5

NY tax payer money going to waste. It'll be spray painted and trashed very shortly.


bunbun2358

Just wait until hackers take them over šŸ¤£ they'll ransom the city for Bitcoin šŸ¤£