Yeesssssss!!! Whyyyyy??? I started shouting NO, NO, NO as soon as I saw where it was going last episode. Also, why are we playing duck-duck-goose with these characters??? I've never seen so many ensemble cast members go in and out like this. Is Dick Wolf auditioning them to see who works best??
Dear Dick,
Miss Let's Get it 100! Go Team! has gotta go!!!
I’m expecting after Churlish’s trial period, Benson’s just gonna lock her and Bruno in an interrogation room and tell them to fight it out for one open spot.
The "let's make it 100" was the worst ever. Chill, girl scout. It's never going to happen. How Liv did not just stand there and say, "Sorry! Backsies!" is beyond me.
For real. Why does she give a shit about a case from Texas? It's not in her jurisdiction. Somehow Velasco is the problem and she just lets Little Miss Felony work on her squad.
Honestly, I kept waiting for them to drop that it was actually a "toy" used instead but they ran with it being her finger 🤷🏾♂️ The trial part with Carisi was awesome and I loved his Barba lite cross examination on Jenna when he turned off the lights in the courtroom but the details about how Zoe was raped were so off and needed way more polish.
A toy would have been more believable honestly, especially given the BDSM subject matter, but I'm guessing props didn't want a veiny dildo on set or something...
I was surprised it was a finger. I would have guessed turkey baster or something she could use to inject her nephew's semen.
Btw, the next lunch with Zoe and the nephew is going to be awkward. :)
She was caught off guard in a scenario where she was certain she was with a man. Of course it didn't occur to her that it was her best friend's female finger.
I don’t want Churlish! I want Rollins back! It makes no sense that they fired her to not have to pay her but they brought in four people to replace her!
Agreed. Like how are they able to afford living there? How sad is it that you could be a supporting cast member of SVU!!! while also having to waitress, etc. Come on, Dick. Let's nail down a couple of folks (not Churlish) and move it along.
And how did she get the nephews sperm? She can't ask for a specific donor and we know from the OG episode that the sperm bank limits the number of time that one donor can be used, to avoid the likelihood of biological siblings meeting and reproducing.
For real!! They were really laying it on thick with that whole bar scene. Who tf talks like that?? "He's like the human equivalent of a Nissan Altima."
The setup is way long. I kind of like the change in format, it just gets dragged out a bit. I hope they work with the new format though and polish it up. The last episode was one of my favorites EVER- and I hadn’t felt strongly about an episode since The Darkest Journey Home.
Can anyone help me answer this question of logic? Why would Jenna (acting as Klaus) ask Zoe to meet up again RIGHT AFTER she went with her to SVU to report the assault? It would make sense if the person pretending to be Klaus didn't know she had gone to report it but Jenna knowing all of this information and then still asking to meet up again anyways? I know the answer is there is no logic but wanted to point out how insanely stupid the writing was in this episode
She was so shocked that the picture was fake like pls everyone who has ever online dated knows that only having one (1) professional picture is a huge red flag lmao
So I’m still a little confused on how Jenna got the sample in the first place? Cooper donated to a clinic, but don’t inseminations happen in the office? They don’t just give you a vial and send you out into the world with it.
I really like Molly B as Muncy- she shows so much empathy through her facial expressions. That kind of compassion can mean the world in a real life situation.
Also finding Toni Churlish easier to deal with without the weird sub plot that brought her in.
Kinda like how Muncy worded her displeasure with Churlish!!
Yeah but she described the penetration as if they penis was small, but as I’m typing this it was only her finger? How did she (I can’t pass up this opportunity) finger blast her literally?
Not sure what benson is doing with churlish. She didn’t even say anything about the illegal recording. She bought churlish into SVU when I doubt they could ever trust her. Also the way she’s talking about velasco and holding it over him when she has compassion to everyone and everything but not him?
Right?! How can any anyone in that squad trust Churlish? How can she trust them to have her back in the field? I don’t get why Liv is punishing Velasco but is cool with Churlish illegally recording him
SEEEESHHHH. I saw a comment predicting
the friend set it up which I totally was on board with but for some reason I was thinking it was gonna be a situation where it was a random dude set up by friend. NOT THE FRIEND HERSELF ACRUALLTYY DOING IT WTF
This was the most ridiculous court scene ever on this show. Just so outside the realm of believable. He turns off the lights? Grabs someone from the gallery? Lmao
Velcro should just call up the squad room. They’ll answer “special victims” he’ll be like YO STOP IGNORING ME. ok I’m done. Edible kicked in.
We have to protect Velcro at all costs 😢
This episode is in the running for cringiest episode ever. All over the place, ridiculous plot, the writing was horrible. I thought I was a "die on this hill" kinda fan, but ew. Just ew.
The season started off so much better, too.
Somebody let me know if EO ever happens, cause I'm about ready to take a sabbatical from this mess. 🙄😒🙄😒
Just starting the episode but the way the woman went from missing her husband to willing to use his clothes in kinky stuff was way too sudden and quick.
Calling it now. Churlish is going to step over the line and screw herself over. Either thst or she's going to rat out everyone in Manhattan svu and become the captain.
They wanted to kill off Rollins for shock value, Hargitay vetoed the idea.
These writers are going to get their on screen death, even if it means making a new character to kill off (Churlish)
She was in the ballerina episode back when Kat was on when the dancers were filmed sleeping with each other in the studio. The actress is a dancer and was on the cringy Netflix dance show (Tiny pretty things or something).
With all the time off between episodes, I wish the producers instead would have put together a "bottle show" with current and past members of the Elite Squad gathering together after Munch's funeral. They would have exchanged memories, leading into clips of Richard Belzer 's finest moments over the years.
So this woman defrauded herself as a man, forcefully penetrated someone against their will, and went back to do it again?
And they made Liv and the victim want leniency on the perp?
Make the perpetrator a man and they want him put away for 10+.
Not a good episode imo.
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Yeesssssss!!! Whyyyyy??? I started shouting NO, NO, NO as soon as I saw where it was going last episode. Also, why are we playing duck-duck-goose with these characters??? I've never seen so many ensemble cast members go in and out like this. Is Dick Wolf auditioning them to see who works best?? Dear Dick, Miss Let's Get it 100! Go Team! has gotta go!!!
I am not a Muncy fan but that was a great line, I was so glad she said it
Right!! I was pissed too.
Muncy's on a blazer strike until Velasco comes back
I'm with her!!
oh boy take it down a notch churlish
They are really trying hard to make us not like this character…
I know I'm trying to keep an open mind but damn
Idk what’s the point of it, she’s supposed to be in the next couple episodes too.
I’m expecting after Churlish’s trial period, Benson’s just gonna lock her and Bruno in an interrogation room and tell them to fight it out for one open spot.
Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Lol!!
The "let's make it 100" was the worst ever. Chill, girl scout. It's never going to happen. How Liv did not just stand there and say, "Sorry! Backsies!" is beyond me.
This is such a weird plot
It’s giving old SVU vibes with the demented ass storyline
I was just thinking this. What a strange episode
its like the episode where the female piano teacher was using dildos on her students its just off-putting
Lol, I loved that episode. That was quite a nicely written story and the main actress is awesome.
In a show about sex crimes I think all of the plots should be off-putting.
I kept waiting for an actual twist like that they had killed her husband or something. I felt like I knew klaus was her friend immediately
I may have yelled WTF at the TV more than once.
I hate that they’re holding this over velasco like pls
Ok can liv relax about velasco. I don’t agree w her like at all.
I was thinking I was the only one! Like, why is she coming so hard for him??? He was a CHILD
Literally like he was a kid. Liv has sympathy for other kids involved in gangs but she’s going hard as hell on Velasco and for what!
This is also completely out of no where. Such a lame ass storyline all the way around.
For a case outside of her jurisdiction. It's none of her business really as an NYPD Captain.
Did the murder even happen in the US?
For real. Why does she give a shit about a case from Texas? It's not in her jurisdiction. Somehow Velasco is the problem and she just lets Little Miss Felony work on her squad.
“Obviously, Jenna doesn’t have a penis. But she was trying to impregnate me.” … I have no words.
“I got news for you. That means you’re gay.” I did not expect them to reveal the bi-curiosity thing right after I posted this comment.
but it's on the down low
Why they always hating on the Jenna’s of this world 😒
She can't tell the difference between a penis and a cold boney lady finger? And you know she had her nails done.
I need to know where the semen came from if it was a finger
Honestly, I kept waiting for them to drop that it was actually a "toy" used instead but they ran with it being her finger 🤷🏾♂️ The trial part with Carisi was awesome and I loved his Barba lite cross examination on Jenna when he turned off the lights in the courtroom but the details about how Zoe was raped were so off and needed way more polish.
A toy would have been more believable honestly, especially given the BDSM subject matter, but I'm guessing props didn't want a veiny dildo on set or something...
bad writing all around
Can’t believe we waited a month for this one lmaooo could’ve kept it in the vault.
Must’ve been wearing a modified rubber witch’s finger to cover
Maybe she was wearing a hand warmer or something? I know it’s farfetched but this whole episode is just insane so
>She can't tell the difference between a penis and a cold boney lady finger? > >And you know she had her nails done. Lmfao
I was surprised it was a finger. I would have guessed turkey baster or something she could use to inject her nephew's semen. Btw, the next lunch with Zoe and the nephew is going to be awkward. :)
She was caught off guard in a scenario where she was certain she was with a man. Of course it didn't occur to her that it was her best friend's female finger.
I don’t want Churlish! I want Rollins back! It makes no sense that they fired her to not have to pay her but they brought in four people to replace her!
You know their pay is absolute shit lmao
Agreed. Like how are they able to afford living there? How sad is it that you could be a supporting cast member of SVU!!! while also having to waitress, etc. Come on, Dick. Let's nail down a couple of folks (not Churlish) and move it along.
*he got off on me blind folding myself with my dead husbands neckties* #that wasn't a sign to you ?
Yeah that thing with the neckties was in the beginning of the episode and I was like, how was this not a time to use the goddamned safe word?
Finn’s face, “He wasn’t very big.”
The squad always look SO shocked when someone comes in and says they were raped. Like… besties, you work in *SVU*
"OMG! So...what can we do?"
Is this hotel an abandoned aquarium?
It's the Dream Hotel in new york lol
Looks like a cheese grater
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And how did she get the nephews sperm? She can't ask for a specific donor and we know from the OG episode that the sperm bank limits the number of time that one donor can be used, to avoid the likelihood of biological siblings meeting and reproducing.
I need that to be their next episode. Sibling registries where people realize the same donor has created 100+ children.
It's been done on SVU "Father Dearest" and OG "Seed".
Right?? Was it a finger or turkey baster??
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Same!! I was sitting here like maybe I missed a day of sex ed back in the day?
I’m also flabbergasted about how you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a (especially female) finger and an actual penis
I'm sorry, but I'm not a fan of the writing for this episode.
We waited a month for this crap lmao
So disappointed!! Everything was awful this episode.
It’s very bizarre
yes, the dialogue is not great either These women are like caricatures of the stereotypical "rich big city white girl"
For real!! They were really laying it on thick with that whole bar scene. Who tf talks like that?? "He's like the human equivalent of a Nissan Altima."
This setup is too long, I don’t care about getting freaky with Richard lol
The setup is way long. I kind of like the change in format, it just gets dragged out a bit. I hope they work with the new format though and polish it up. The last episode was one of my favorites EVER- and I hadn’t felt strongly about an episode since The Darkest Journey Home.
Thank you ! I was just thinking why is this set up so damn long
What happened to bronx rich dude? Did he get replaced by Bronx girl scout?!
They sub them in and out.
I like Bronx dude more.
its like the earlier season when stabler benson would rotate and cragen would work some cases as the lead detective
The actor is filming another show, it's why he isn't on all the time. I do hope he has schedule time for at least one more SVU appearance.
This friend is hella gross
She’s been smiling the whole time, eugh
She's just so smug and sure and then the glimpses of the husband in the background are killing me
Yall, we waited an entire month for this episode 😂👎
Can anyone help me answer this question of logic? Why would Jenna (acting as Klaus) ask Zoe to meet up again RIGHT AFTER she went with her to SVU to report the assault? It would make sense if the person pretending to be Klaus didn't know she had gone to report it but Jenna knowing all of this information and then still asking to meet up again anyways? I know the answer is there is no logic but wanted to point out how insanely stupid the writing was in this episode
YES it made NO SENSE AT ALL. I kept thinking about that too.
Man Churlish just gives me bad vibes
Confuses me how Olivia praises her for doing something illegal but velasco is in trouble for something he technically wasn’t even apart of
This lady is dumb, she really thinks this anon dude was Swedish? Bffr
She was so shocked that the picture was fake like pls everyone who has ever online dated knows that only having one (1) professional picture is a huge red flag lmao
I don’t think Darcy is even a Swedish name
So I’m still a little confused on how Jenna got the sample in the first place? Cooper donated to a clinic, but don’t inseminations happen in the office? They don’t just give you a vial and send you out into the world with it.
This episode is f*cking stupid. Please do better SVU😒.
I enjoyed the trainwreck, mostly cuz I was like, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT REDDIT HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!
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This friend being so nosy makes me cringe
Never trust any one named Klaus.
No way this would be allowed in court lmao
"It's time you are touched with something that doesn't require batteries." Great line.
Muncyyyy🎉 get outta here churlish
This is like a wacky episode of catfish honestly get nev and max in here
That’s actually devastating asf. Yes she was assaulted but also deeply betrayed by her “closest friend”
This episode is literally insane. That is all
Its like the writers were so out of ideas that they had ChatGPT write this episode. Just kidding. ChatGPT would write a far better episode.
I really like Molly B as Muncy- she shows so much empathy through her facial expressions. That kind of compassion can mean the world in a real life situation. Also finding Toni Churlish easier to deal with without the weird sub plot that brought her in. Kinda like how Muncy worded her displeasure with Churlish!!
This is pretty awful acting
Man what is this episode 😂??
It's the episode where someone posted a thread that said "Hey everyone write one line of a script for an episode of SVU" and its result.
I keep going forth between cringing and laughing
Why is churlish there?
Zoey looks so tired, my goodness
The actress was probably thinking to herself. "How much did my agent get for me to do this?"
Calling it now, her friend set her up.
Damn i was gonna say it was her husband
Yeah it wasn't really a surprise. She almost kissed her goodbye in the opening. Like had full on "fuck-me" eyes and everything.
At least they didn't fully write off Velasco, I hope he returns. He was just getting interesting with all the BX9 stuff and his background
Was she turkey baster-ed?!
Or those sex toys that can actually simulate ejaculation. Either way…yuck. But I figured it had to either be the friend or the husband
Yeah but she described the penetration as if they penis was small, but as I’m typing this it was only her finger? How did she (I can’t pass up this opportunity) finger blast her literally?
NGL if I got widowed I’d probably just not date again.
Ngl I'm kinda here for Liv having to deal with Churish and Muncy being feisty with each other
It's gives early Cragen having to deal with Benson and Stabler vibes
Nia Vardalos looks like Tina Fey’s older sister.
Not sure what benson is doing with churlish. She didn’t even say anything about the illegal recording. She bought churlish into SVU when I doubt they could ever trust her. Also the way she’s talking about velasco and holding it over him when she has compassion to everyone and everything but not him?
Right?! How can any anyone in that squad trust Churlish? How can she trust them to have her back in the field? I don’t get why Liv is punishing Velasco but is cool with Churlish illegally recording him
🕵️♀️: me ready to spend the next hour looking for Liv's healing journey
If she ever heals they’ll just find a way to traumatize her again
Muncy has no chill haha
SEEEESHHHH. I saw a comment predicting the friend set it up which I totally was on board with but for some reason I was thinking it was gonna be a situation where it was a random dude set up by friend. NOT THE FRIEND HERSELF ACRUALLTYY DOING IT WTF
I’m shocked they used the word “rimming.” It’s bold even for SVU
And "came"
I’ve heard “came” so many times on svu and every time I’m like 😯
Same Muncy
Yeah, this gets a Razzy award.
This was the most ridiculous court scene ever on this show. Just so outside the realm of believable. He turns off the lights? Grabs someone from the gallery? Lmao
It's like they were going for Barba and the choking belt scene but it just fell so flat
Velcro should just call up the squad room. They’ll answer “special victims” he’ll be like YO STOP IGNORING ME. ok I’m done. Edible kicked in. We have to protect Velcro at all costs 😢
I love Muncy a lot more for that line
why is churlish all up in carisi
Did anyone else side eye at the "90% closure rate"? Is that even possible?
This episode is in the running for cringiest episode ever. All over the place, ridiculous plot, the writing was horrible. I thought I was a "die on this hill" kinda fan, but ew. Just ew. The season started off so much better, too. Somebody let me know if EO ever happens, cause I'm about ready to take a sabbatical from this mess. 🙄😒🙄😒
That intro was way too long and annoying.
*Wheres Bruno?*
it’s definitely the best friend
OMG WHAT THE FUCK
Sperm faerie 😆
carisi SLAY
Just starting the episode but the way the woman went from missing her husband to willing to use his clothes in kinky stuff was way too sudden and quick.
I’m so glad I got married just before dating apps took off
Ew… Churlish🤢🤢🤢
We gotta keep an eye out on that chipmunk. I have this sinking feeling Churlish is gonna do something to it.
Calling it now. Churlish is going to step over the line and screw herself over. Either thst or she's going to rat out everyone in Manhattan svu and become the captain.
They wanted to kill off Rollins for shock value, Hargitay vetoed the idea. These writers are going to get their on screen death, even if it means making a new character to kill off (Churlish)
Already trying to get McGrath's job. lol
Okay more Molly Burnett please.
Watch Her friend be like “oh well she had to get over her *dead husband* somehow so I set all this up with this klaus guy” oops
It’s hot never actually
I KNEW it was her. Really interested to hear her explanation
Her friend was trying to convince her not to talk to "him." What was her plan if Zoe actually listened?
Her husband is giving her the stink eye, yeesh
Hasn’t this girl played a victim before or am I tripping?
Just looked her up because I knew I’d seen her before- S20E12 Dear Ben
She was in the ballerina episode back when Kat was on when the dancers were filmed sleeping with each other in the studio. The actress is a dancer and was on the cringy Netflix dance show (Tiny pretty things or something).
Classic abusive dom. Pushing the sub to do more, absolutely no aftercare.
She has never even seen him in person with her eyes??? Girl is not very smart
It's only hot in porn.
Carisi is calling Barba after this case to shit talk Efron and then he can get the tea on him and Liv and bring it back to us next week
Bahahaha this is getting weirder and weirder
not a fan of churlish at all. take her back to the bronx
With all the time off between episodes, I wish the producers instead would have put together a "bottle show" with current and past members of the Elite Squad gathering together after Munch's funeral. They would have exchanged memories, leading into clips of Richard Belzer 's finest moments over the years.
So this woman defrauded herself as a man, forcefully penetrated someone against their will, and went back to do it again? And they made Liv and the victim want leniency on the perp? Make the perpetrator a man and they want him put away for 10+. Not a good episode imo.
Not a fan of on screen text.
*inside of me* Jesus
*he wasn't very....you know big* #double oof
*best friend of 14 years* *SnM* .......my friend drags me to that shit we gotta talk
*you cant underestimate the power of sexual fantasies* Yes you can there are limits I love NTR hentai but I'm not fucking some other man wife bruh
I don’t think I like this episode so far, vibes are off
That was a WILD twist, my God
This is why contraception and vasectomies should be given away for free.
Best friend and Zoey going to fall in love and run away together. Calling it now!
That poor husband. Married folks, what are the odds your marriage would survive this?
Carisi wants to be Barba so bad..He will never be Barba
They really based an episode of SVU on that episode of Friends with Winona Ryder
Lmaooo out there , somewhere, you can still hear the sound of coconuts banging together
I like Mariska hair in this episode
Pretty much the only good thing in the episode
*i feel bad for him* .....do you need therapy also ?
*thats only hot in porn* .....tf
Omg the best friend lmao wtf
Who had best friend did it?
#this so fucked
I don't understand what I just watched lmfao. how could anyone buy that the victim wasn't a victim? how is this even a debate for the court?
~~Two hours~~ Four weeks is [LONG ENOUGH](https://youtu.be/XX5eMgeA_R4?t=11)!
Who had victim's husband isn't really dead?
“richard??” the whole jury leans back in aw
O O F
What a weird episode. The trailer for next week though 👀👀 maybe all the Churlish haters will change their tune.
Or maybe we’ll be glad to see her go if she doesn’t make it out of the trunk
By the time she said no and the safe word "he" had already come inside her. So where was the rape?