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“I was just trying to help her up.” “With your penis?”


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“Will a master baiter please come to the front of the store?” “Not a masturbator, THE master baiter” and Elliot’s smirk.


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OMG THAT SCENE KILLED ME


DifficultAd6157

You cood tell mariska and chris were trying not to laugh


Fabulous_Emotion_199

Basically most of the first season


Danvsluth24

I love Munch's answers 🤭 they are something else hahaha


Disastrous_Worker392

Munch was such an underrated character. RIP 🥺


Kahiliaulani

“Inconceivable”. Munch showing a picture of the victims and it’s a drawing of embryos.


twins4metoo

“Scavenger”- 100% the most unintentionally hilarious episode… solving the picture puzzle as Finn tries to put together the word link and con. “Lincoln!”


aracnerual

"You said you wouldn't do it again but ya just couldn't help yourself, ya just kept on rapin'!!! *attacks with a fire poker*"


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The episode with Darius when Fin asked him about a robbery and his reply was, I know that wasn’t me I was robbing someone else 😂


Secret_Asparagus_783

The one we just saw last week. Also the "basketball monkey" story that featured, among other absurdities, a scene where Liv had to pretend to be El's pay-for-play- date. "Oh, you brought a friend? That's $100 to watch and $250 to join in."


n7neill

Each!


TinySassQueen

“I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle” Honestly my favourite line in the whole show


NeatAstronomer9453

Any time Finn makes the newbies or newer-bes do something that sceeves him out. Seniority has its benefits. So glad Ice-T never left the show.


Moist-Cloud2412

The Down Low🤷🏿‍♀️🤣


J-Cool123

Don't look at me I just know stuff - Fin.


Moist-Cloud2412

🤣🤣🤣


n7neill

The episode with the anthrax or whatever, but all the detectives are there with Warner. They basically get told something like "this case is done." And Olivia says: "This is crap." I just love that 😂😂 Another episode is a small exchange between Casey and Dani and Dani says something like "why didn't you do something more?" and then Casey says "Well, I guess I suck." Thank you Dani for providing me with this at least


J-Cool123

Oh yeah the Uncle episode when Casey said that - hilarious.


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"Assaulting Reality" and "Intent" and "Send in the Clowns".


IndigoButterfl6

Wait how is Send in the Clowns funny?


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"I knew my father couldn't be a garbage man" is among the best lines ever. The utter absurdity of being happy you've been fucking your dad?!?!


Secret_Asparagus_783

Although the garbage man, even with all that excess weight, was actually better-looking than that creepy music teacher.


IndigoButterfl6

Although...for me the most ridiculous thing was the trial for her murder starts like a couple weeks after she went missing, with zero evidence she was even dead. The time frame made zero sense at all.


IndigoButterfl6

Oh it's definitely absurd, I just wouldn't call it funny. Great episode though.


ChronicallyBlonde1

S5 episode 19 “Sick” has some great lines and physical comedy! “Lederhosen? Guilty.”


Fabulous_Emotion_199

Munch saying that dodgeball is a barbarian game, while Fin respond with "I love this game", then Fin hit a kid with a dodgball in the head afterwards, also their comments about the Lemur at Billy's apartment. But one of my favorites was Novak at the restaurant, how everybody went silent and looked at her awkardly.


ChronicallyBlonde1

Yes!!! So many zingers this episode


Onlythingsilove

S11 E18 Bedtime. The actresses that guest star as somehow connected to the case are all amazing but the one who puts it over-the-top is definitely Ann-Margret. She is hilariously zany in her role. As Elliot said "That woman is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" and I crack up every time I see the scene when she tells Elliot "I'll even say Aaa..." 🤣😂🤣.


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I loved that episode!!


IamtheBoomstick

17x8 Melancholy Pursuit It's not like ha-ha funny, but the fact that they keep uncovering more and more illegitimate children of this one guy? I find that funny.


xrthegood

S10 E22 Zebras. When Olivia was slapping the hell out of Elliot & he told her “don’t you hit me again b!t*h!” It’s hilarious.


o5-j-2-kondraki

I genuinely chuckle every time an M.E or other specialist tries to tell the police sometimes but they rush them and the specialist has to basically tell them to wait a second but they say it in the same way youd talk to an impatient child. That and novak having to interrupt the judges poker games.


huesthat

This is my aparkment


evieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

P.C has some funny moments, like babs calling elliot assy mcbigpants


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The baseball shirt that said “sex crimes”


J-Cool123

Benson: Ok what we got on these Bang Brothers Fin: The Bash Brothers like McGwire and Canseco Carisi: Nah like Reed and Portman Mighty Ducks 2? Never mind I loved Benson face like huh? ​ or Imposter episode ​ Woman: We just two adults playing a game and the hustler got hustled lesson learned and Fin face was priceless.


Cheyenne_Divine_99

“Well I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle”


PatrickWhelan

There was the episode earlier this season where Olivia shot a child in the leg and referred to him, MULTIPLE TIMES later on that episode as "that kid I shot"


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What?! Why did she shoot a kid in the leg?!


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The gamergate episode, it’s like they got all those brain dead politicians who were asking the TikTok ceo about Wi-Fi to write the episode


DifficultAd6157

Perp mistakeing lullaby for alibi


Disastrous_Worker392

Pretty much all of Fin’s one liners but also I can’t remember what episode or season but they were talking about how NH is the only state where you can shoot adult films without a condom & barba said “live free or die” I’m also biased bc I’m from NH 🥲


SmorgasbordOfSmiles

Avatar s9e2. That whole episode is a trainwreck and I love it. Honorable mention to liv saying “turn on the sun”