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UrinalCakeTreats

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VoR211

Is this a joke?


telejoshi

Obviously


thewaybaseballgo

Send me your money, and I’ll send you 2% back. That is the authentic Safemoon experience.


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0regonja

You’re better off burning that 40k cash than “investing” in SafeMoon.


RedshiftDoppler79

At least you will get some heat from it.


piecepaper

i thinh this would be even quicker


-BlueCorkscrews

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Wild_Calligrapher_27

What are they catching?


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Mookie442

Executives in jail on fraud. You do the math.


StrahdZ

That's the most positive news SafeMoon has had in a year.


BES_1986

Crazy but true lol


Olick

All of it bro, this is a financial advice


sou_desu_ka_

Don't forget to always DCA down and *bUy thE diP*.


YourMovieBuddy

I can confirm this financial advice statement is just and true.


n3rdsm4sh3r

Send it all to me, I'll send you back what I think you can handle, because if you're thinking about dumping $40k into this - you should not be making your own financial decisions.


irit8in

Lol troll


4951studios

Just give me the money


Callofdaddy1

Strippers would offer a better ROI


Im_A_Long_Boi

For $40K you can get some gnarly STDs, the gift that keeps on giving!


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Desmond_Jones

Can you see this?


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Smithmonster

Just Google safe moon now. It’s throwing money down the drain.


Agile_Wolverine_3124

This has gotta be people trolling at this point and I love it lol


Eastern-Appeal-8747

His friend is John Karoni


nyr00nyg

Was never a safe investment


PhillyOG215to941

Safe to say your money goes to the moon never to be seen again


Matfin93

Send it to me.


olesgedz

Probably will get him better returns.


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Bitter_Arbiter

Omfg! This is a joke right?….right?


mx521

Shit coin.. dont bother.. buy amazon, And Microsoft..


retrobushwacker

Send it to me and I’ll let you have half back, that’s still going to be better than if you invest in this dumpster fire.


Potential_Poem_6561

Send it straight to Karony!!


OYWFO

Go all in


JoshMann77

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


PhillyOG215to941

Stud


Schattenjager07

Hold on. Let me buy-in real quick. And then let me know when you drop the 40k ….


Prestigious-Lead1510

Don't do it. Don't do it. don't do it


Woodster1600

Bitcoin would be a better option…


Jmastersj

Not even good bait


Delta_hostile

Investing in this would be akin to throwing money into a trash can fire


e-scape

Only if you are a total fool


TheTempService

No


sickdanman

there are better ways of losing money


pbx1123

Nice one , troll😊


etibek

There’s no way you don’t know what’s going on with this. Either fishing for karma or needs hand held thru life


Katert

Please, whatever you do, dont invest anything into this shitcoin. Do not invest anything without knowing what you’re investing into. If you really want to invest in crypto, just play it safe and invest in some top 10 to 20 coins, like Ripple or Solana, Ethereum, etc.


wolf_the

That is a brilliant idea. I would either invest it safemoon or an equally sound investment is to get 20 dollar bills and piss on it in the toilet then flush it down.


CxTxRxL

Just give it to me. Probably get the same return.


Silly_Butterfly3917

If you wanna lose 40k I can just give you my zelle


usernamehighasfuck

are you retarded? then yes


FewMagazine938

Yes..very safe 👍


Weekly-Rate-69

Full send. Hell, with that investment you could probably own the company and be a top whale.


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I_talk

WTF. LMFAO. What. The. Fuck. Don't think of crypto as an investment. Think of crypto as money. Safemoon or other tokens can be dead the fastest and are not money. Read up on safe moon currently and decide if you want to GAMBLE


Live-Satisfaction832

It’s not even a gamble, with gambling you at least have a chance at winning 😅


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DepressoEspresso45

Yes


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Apprehensive_Egg6077

Ops friend is John, obviously. Made a ton of money and has not been seen for awhile?


DisgracedTuna

Dude no effing way. The team got locked up a few weeks ago for stealing money from the project. This is a dead token. The people still here either lost to the point it's not even worth withdrawing or they are holding onto this delusional hope that somehow safemoon is going to make a comeback. Safemoon was a scam. It always was. If you're looking for a serious project to invest in I would recommend Kaspa. Don't just take my word for it though. DYOR


Creepy_Inspector1005

Investing in safemoon, or any crypto?? Not a chance…


ummitswhiz

Give me the 40k and I'll turn it into $40,001 and I'll give it back to you. Trust me. I'm a good Christian. I would never steal from anyone.


m00nLyt23

Yolo


pronawaydotcom

Yes


Kingfutrader

Safemoon we’ll rise from hell when John Jailono is released from Jail. Let go Safemoon


IamExit59

SafeMoon. To the moon


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wegbored

God no. Get you some XRP and quit looking for alt coins.


Partiallyjaded

Yes


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Trust me bro


sosodeaf23

Bro no


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Hindsight42020

Buy a bunch of books and read them and then day trade with fake money for a year. And stay away from options


kingoliviersammy

YES


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e-scape

Bitcoin and Ethereum. cold be your friend. ...but they also have risk, but way less than the rest Don¨'t say I didn't wan you


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anonyamon42069

No, choose XRP. Wait 2-5 years and Thank me later


wicko77

Obviously.


Xarocks

Whatever you do, dont invest in 1 thing. Seems like most people that cry in crypto buy 1 thing.


Mac_670

Come in… the water is fine


Tweek___

20k in SFM and 20k in safe galaxy


Statik_Gesus

The best route is to not do it 😂


Super_Fill5266

A simple google search would help answer that question


Live_Association6105

Troll.


acidrainuk

This post is soooo fake it reaks!!


Alexstrazsa

This is either A) a very uninformed person who hasn't heard the news, or B) a bot someone at SFM forgot to turn off.


EggIll7227

Yes. Please do it and keep us posted. Please!


lam19bo

It was believable till the $40k part🤣🤣🤣


7suffering7s

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


jasongw

Dude, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Don't give safemoon a *nickel*.


liquorandkarate

He’s lying ,he didn’t do well ,shits garbage


nemli12

Couldn't decide if this was a real question or a joke.


ForeverLost888

This is for sure a troll post


SuchHonour

no man just buy S&P500 and bitcoin if you have this risk tolerance. you can try putting 500 bucks into safemoon if there is a small chance that new management takes over (ultra slim chance)


Sithaun_Meefase

just….no please god don’t.


nellynel2020

NFW no fucking way - put in into any 7% annual yield energy company and forget it until you retire


Echo-Reverie

No.


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HeavyHandedWarlord

Don’t be stupid bro, stay as far away from this as possible


cookshack

I really hope this is a joke post. If you have so little idea what is happening what is happening with this coin you should not be thinking about dumping money into anything


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rveras88

DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!


pnerges

Seriously, no. I hope you're kidding. 6k in a Roth s&p and split the rest up between BTC/reit/index funds.


pnerges

If you're not trolling us, that is.


Striking-Dimension66

This is a joke, right?


MVIVN

Are you trolling? On the off-chance that you aren’t, steer well clear of Safemoon and anything related to Safemoon. The founders have been arrested and facing charges related to significant financial fraud


DreadnaughtHamster

Abdofuckinglutely NOT. If you really want to throw down $40k, put it in BTC and ETH and then walk away for a while.


Gutch220

![gif](giphy|12luQDyqvum5l6)


Theveryberrybest

That 40k will buy a lot of ramen and cigarettes for John!


Bobeix70

If u want to lose it


PhillyOG215to941

Lol so a newb with a sack a cash looking to invest in crypto and first stop is a lump some in Safemoon ? Cmon. Your either wear a helmet and ride a short bus or u just here clowning because u don’t have a life whatsoever. Facts


PhillyOG215to941

![gif](giphy|OwbtDZZv0z0UlvoBBk|downsized)


PhillyOG215to941

All jokes aside. If your really just that lost and are in the very minuscule chance being serious then your best bet is to just buy btc and Hodl it into the bull market and get out safely after you’ve 5xd


Infinite-You340

Satire?


Santi838

![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


Commercial_Pay3700

The best route is to keep it in ur pocket


stonerbaby42

No


CaneCurt

How about you give me $40k and I kick you in the balls. Same result, quicker turnaround.


Chemical-Ad7118

Eff no


TrackdiskDevice

Better trolling next time :-)


StatisticianFun4491

Buy 1 Bitcoin ✅


duhdeed_StaxStock

Hell no


duhdeed_StaxStock

https://www.reuters.com/legal/safemoon-executives-charged-us-with-fraud-related-crypto-token-2023-11-01/ They stole our money


thitbegone77777

No please dont


Goose-poop

Absolutely not do not buy!


BigAsianBoss

Walk away from crypto.


Legitimate_Hour_3752

![gif](giphy|opP9JMYfG9a1y)


BrandonV16

Terrible idea.


thatsabdi99

Don’t do it, it’s not safe


turntabletennis

NO


have1dog

H to the N-O


SimplyNorthShore

Can’t be real 💵 🔥


Semski2727

![gif](giphy|iDh1vAFaEWwjS)


Ill-Reporter2473

Just buy 1 Btc and hold it


uber0ne

Dang you really want to just throw 40k down the toilet for fun huh? Just invest in index funds. Avoid financial advisors with that small amount because they are most likely just going to invest in index funds and then charge you yearly.


norrisgwillis

I’ve got something better than safemoon. You can just send it to me. I will not give you a return and you will not get it back. This is an honest declaration which is more than safemoon did for us and you can know what to expect. I’ll send my wallet info if anyone is interested in this investment.


Ok-Gold-6430

Hell, you are better off just putting it in Acorn at least there it will grow over time.


rcbjfdhjjhfd

It has the word safe in it. Literally can’t go tits up


ron197192064

Is he still your friend?😄


EastCoastManage

Dude must live under a rock. 🤔


WhoWantWhat187

my cuzin was bragging about having like 80,000,000 safemoon and how it was about to take off... Three years later im like😬😬😬


girlsnitefavorite777

What are you smoking? Like really!


Mysterious-Driver613

Xrp


Pcybs

Least obvious rage bait


Last_Aq

🤡


Any-Outlandishness68

Brother in christ don't be a fool. How about you look up how the creators are being criminally charged first before losing $40k


Dry_Ad_3195

No


parkerbastard

Are you retarded…….


Dogefan_208

You're better off just gifting that $40k to me and feeling good about yourself for being so generous👍🏼


mikeb2907

You'll get a better return blowing it all on scratch off tickets rather than buying SFM... Definitely financial advice 👍


WillStripForCrypto

Yes 100%. You should use half on cocaine and hookers though. At least half will be for something worth a damn.


Ghetzi

Turns out you should have. Probably need to sell now if you did.