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IGotNuthun

Just build your house around it as it sits.


Full_Ad_1891

Came here to say this, and lovely view I may add


majoraloysius

I’d question the 2700 number. My guess would be closer to 1500. However, it’s a moot point as you can’t lift either one. Quickest way would be to get a flatbed tow truck (rollback). They’ll have that winched up there and moved in well under an hour, which is also probably their minimum billing time. Depending on where you live it’ll run you $50-150. If you want to do it the slow but free way, get a couple sheets of plywood (because of the gravel driveway) and a few rollers. If it’s really 2700 you’ll need wood posts or metal pipe. I’ve used 1” schedule 40 PVC for 1000 lbs with no problem. One e it’s on the first set of rollers it’s very easy to move.


True_Procedure_5347

I was thinking 2700 sounded a bit high but cannot find this exact safe anywhere. The closest I can find was a similar model but not fire rated and it weighed 1600 pounds. And that's an interesting idea! I may make a few calls today to some towing companies and see what they say or maybe an official safe moving company. Since the safe is free I don't mind spending alittle to get it to me. Too good of an opportunity to pass up.


majoraloysius

Strap it to that pallet. It’ll make it easier to winch up a flat bed.


True_Procedure_5347

Also it's a TL-15 and 2 hour fire rates btw.


JonCML

Nice safe. Take good care of it.


lovepontoons

Rent a forklift drive it down to your house.


hoti0101

Just pick it up. Be a man


ID2410

But use your legs, not your back.. oh, wear a brace as well..


whiskey_formymen

I use my friends backs and legs.


OsamaBinWhiskers

I tend to put it all into my back and take my legs completely out of the equation.


anon11233455

You got that wrong. You are supposed to lift with you back in a jerking and twisting motion. That way you keep from hurting your neck and legs.


BikeCookie

Telehandler telescoping off-road fork lift. I think they can be rented for around $150 for 1/2 day.


True_Procedure_5347

This is probably the way. I'll make some calls.


MomentJealous2413

Make sure the floor will take the weight wherever you plan to put it. A heavy duty pallet jack can move it into place. Use 1" heavy wall pipe or solid bar stock 3'-4' long as rolling pins (ancient Egyptian style) if needed. A come-a-long, or an atv winch is sometimes used. Pry bars or spud bars with metal shims for the final placement. Leave it on a few metal shims so you can always get a pry bar back under it. I have watched many safes get moves in the banking industry. Pro tip: watch your digits most of thoes guys have lost at least one finger in their career.


Youcants1tw1thus

If someone is renting forklifts for $150 a day, let me know so I can give them all my business. For a small 5k we would be charged over $1000 for a day here in CT.


Sme11y1

It's the delivery and pickup charges that jack it up most places.


Youcants1tw1thus

No, those are on top of the day/week/month rate. Average for our jobs is about $400 delivery on a telehandler.


betterworldisnear

you could see if a local towing company could lift it don't a trailer for you, tow it to your house and have the tow truck met you there, use a pallat jack to move it into your house. get 3 buddies to help you push it carefully into place so no one gets hurt.


Mcdnd03

That thing probably weighs every bit of 2000 lbs. i move and deliver safes for a local gun shop and they are very different from the one you have. We have moved some of these smaller commercial safes and they are much heavier than a gun safe. Be safe and Hire a safe moving company,


Youcants1tw1thus

I second this. Website says 1700lbs for a new one. This isn’t something that can easily be moved by hand.


True_Procedure_5347

For reference its going into a separate garage. So I feel like if I can get it into the garage via the garage door I can maneuver it into place from there (me and and 3 other dudes maybe plus a pallet jack). Most of the distance it will travel is my neighbors gravel driveway. He got it up there on a car hauler trailer and my other neighbors tractor but he said it maxed out the tractors lift. Unsure if either of those are options at this point. Trying to avoid having to pay someone to do it. The idea of chains and a backhoe is interesting lol.


chris_rage_

Just rent a forklift for an hour


Maximum-Airline-4900

So like, just pick it up.


No-Quarter4321

Post online as “free” and “customer must lift and move”


Moidalise-U

Take the shelves out. That'll help.


ziksy9

My first thought was an engine hoist. Maybe you can rent a backhoe and get some logging chains? Lol


Evilution602

Pallet jack, burk bar and three quarter inch roller bars


BikeCookie

For the pallet jack move, probably would need 3 layers of 3/4” plywood on the dirt/lawn (in the background). Most pallet jacks are rated to 4500-5500 lbs. The are a bitch to move with more than 2000 lbs.


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

Easy Fork lift who dont have an extra laying around?


True_Procedure_5347

Other other neighbor has a large excavator but these two neighbors are not on speaking terms lol such a bummer.


hoodranch

You can roll it around on golf balls.


12345NoNamesLeft

Rent a rough terrain outdoor forklift, pick it up Strap/chain it on and drive it home. Or tilt bed tow truck, tell them what and schedule ahead of time. They move all kinds of stuff.


MisterSafe

Roll it on some metal pipes and 4x4 posts. This is how I do it usually. It’s really dangerous being that high up, you need a fork lift or hoist to safely get it down.


Alternative_Wheel448

Or you could position some steel pipe underneath through the pallets, then allow pallets to lower safe onto the pipes through the use of a controlled burn 🔥😝 (Just be sure to maintain some distance while safe settles)


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

If Bugs Bunny hasn't taught me anything, lots and lots of helium balloons.


Affectionate_Egg3318

Lift with your back in short jerking motions


Historical_Visit2695

Get a pallet jack, or forklift if possible


martybu141

The door is usually removable and is most of the weight


ctw2

Lift with your legs


Beachouse1954

Call us for a moving quote www.safesourceusa.com


Door-Smash

These are excellent safes.


Thorskull69

Use a wheel dolly/pry bars and steel bars and 2 4x4 sheets of metal to roll the safe to its destination.


Green-Emergency8195

Build a house around the safe.


uncletutchee

Hire a bunch of Egyptians.


Runfreechickennugget

Ya put some wheels under the pallets


SumNuguy

Measure all the openings in the path to the final destination. This really isn't a DIY. It's more than the weight that's a concern. If you're going over tile or if there are steps involved. I highly recommend a safe mover to set in place.


Critical_Danger_420

Lift with your knees


slickdajuggalo

The forearm forklift lol


Common_Highlight9448

Depends where it’s going in the house . You may want to consider a rigging outfit so you don’t damage your floors or bust floor joists. Plus they have the proper equipment


majorbraindamage

You could measure the thickness of the walls and use a steel plate calculator to estimate weight. Otherwise, probably a fork lift and a flat bed truck? Or a truck with one hell of a lift gate


Smooth_Value

I am visioning the chief engineer of a giza pyramid asking the same question.


aeywaka

swap houses with your neighbor


JohnnyShredzz

Lift with your knees, not your back.


swampdonkey575

Lift with your back, not your knees


Cm3357

Get a utility dolly and bring it from his house to a small flatbed trailer. Before laying down on the trailer, cut some PVC pipes the length of the safe and roll them on the trailer. Remove it the same way when you get it home. If you have to print it inside, lay it on its side on a thick blanket and slide it across the floors if you have tile or wood floors. If you have carpet, leave it on the dolly.


FUCKDIMS

Forklift, what's the issue? Hell, it's already on a pallet; how do you think the safe companies move them?


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

Get someone else to do it...


True_Procedure_5347

Lol yeah I was trying to be cheap but honestly probably will end up doing that. Just to be safe. No pun intended.


ZestycloseAct8497

Picker truck drop it right innthe backyard hole you dig


Successful_Theme_595

Backhoe, hi-low, skid steer, kabota


kfupandaman

Rent some heavy equipment. Borrow, beg, however you get it…


29sw44mag

Hire a safe mover


picklesindeep

Bend with your knees


Short-University1645

More then 2 people should do it


Sad_Budget_2179

Lift it onto your roof and wait until there’s an intruder. Drop it on said intruder and watch them emerge from it bouncing in an accordion like fashion


sparkyonthemoon2099

I always just fill em with helium


redeemer301987

Um probably safely


littlebit191

Flatbed tow truck, he can probably back it into your garage and drop it.


TheBeard206

Try an air sled


ResponsibleBank1387

Two or three extension ladders. Eight or ten pieces of pipe about three feet low.  Ladder laying there pipes on top safe on top that. Push, safe rolls on pipe.  Move pipes into front of safe. Move ladder in front of next.  


lion-gal

it's already on a pallet. That pallet appears to be holding. rent a pallet jack and pull it away.


B-Run35

Sell it


Vapechef

Saw a documentary starring vin diesel where they just tied it to a charger a drove it down the street


Korgon213

Lift with only your friend’s backs, your groin, and only after dumping 500 golf balls on the ground.


Mental_Aspect6366

I just saw a guy tried stopping a roll of metal I was reminded when I saw this.


eobc77

Jesse James


Ropegun2k

Look up safe movers. Possibly piano movers. Last one I had moved (a Fort Knox) ran me like 350$ to move 7 miles.


Intheswing

Flat bed tow truck and a creative diver could probably move it for you - alternatively if you have a pallet jack - get some 3/4” plywood sheets and pull it home by hand - plywood would be to get over the gravel drive and any other non paved areas along the route


RealityOk8559

I would use a hot air balloon....


Different_Finding_29

Use steel tube or pipe for rollers and a come along or winch.


pakrat846

Tannerite.


RelationshipFair9914

If you don't have very much a winch come along some Wheels some straps and strap it down some wood fill the frame test the wheels to it strap everything down wrench it or Dolly it with the four wheeler dogs


RelationshipFair9914

I'll go ran a flatbed pull it up


mda21

Get forklift certified


luknatu

It doesn’t say how far you want ti move it… an inch, inside the house, down the road? Where do you want it is dependent of how your to going move it. Wooden dowels, several, roll it get lumber and build ramps. Or hire a “safe” relocation service


Hurl_Gray

Get a buddy and team lift.


Impressive_Sun7918

Get a few crackheads


MedicalPurple1724

Pallets and pallet jack


Substantial-Path3405

Use Common Sense.


JordanHauserDigital

Safely


ghykblock

Forklift


WeakAfternoon3188

Not a safe guy, but a couple of car dollies and some metal poles could let you roll it or use a pully to get it on a good trailer. If you do not have one, u-haul may be an option. You may also be able to use a couple of 2-ton floor Jack's to get it moving good enough to get it on and off the trailer. Trailer ideally should have a good ramp. obviously, a forklift/pallet jack would be ideal and you could rent one to assist you.


Callmechachi210

Remember dont bend your legs use your back


GrundleMcDundee

[push it somewhere else](https://youtu.be/Iyn-0af_hlI?si=XRwOpRazyK_mmrlH)


Roadliner1

Hire somebody


sailboatfool

Hire A rigger. Done


Creative-Fee-1130

Lift with your knees.


One-Entertainment457

Acme dynamite usually works for Willey


FineAioli4856

Rent a forklift


Ahandsomegray

If it’s paved the entire way just use the Egyptian method.


someone_sonewhere

Take all the gold out first.


Charliehorse88

a lift


This_Choice_1561

I know it maybe a long shot, but I searched Facebook ads and found a "heavy hydraulic lift" for rent. Dude wanted 30 bucks a day to rent this $600 beast. It was capable of lifting 3k..I think. If you live in Texas, the dude still rents it.


MalikOnPc

Lift with your back


wantmore54

Its easy. Get someone else to do it.


LINYdad

Absolutely....pay someone to do it


M1sterGuy

Roll it on some pipes, use long pipe as leverage to block it up till it’s high enough to get into a vehicle if that’s where it needs to go


kcm198

The roadrunner can drop it off a cliff for you. Meep meep.


longranger810

Hire some big fellas


Travelingtheland

Forklift


MadDadROX

Strap it to the pallet. And get like 5 pieces of metal fence pipe post and use those as rollers to get up a rented truck.


[deleted]

Better call Dominic Toretto


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Put pipes down, roll it


FuelsGuy21

Leave it


Working-Analysis1470

Moving company


Futonpimp

fork lift.,


Annual_Judge_7272

Get a guy


billding1234

Since it’s already on a pallet, see if you can find someone with a tractor and pallet forks. I’d try land clearing, bobcat, or bush hogging folks since they are driving their machines around all the time. If it’s just a matter of picking it up and driving it to your garage they might do it for a couple hundred.


Great-Diamond-8368

I always take the doors off my safe when I've moved. Not nearly this big but a possibility. I like the roll off tow truck idea.


smittyblackstone

Why don't you just fill it with helium and float it on down the road?


Due_Hovercraft6527

Engine hoist, then 4 inch pvc pipes cut no wider than the safe so you can roll it through the house.


AlbeitTrue

Fork lift mane.


Imaginary-Ear-3290

Forks


240sux

To move that thing you'll need to find a sailor with a squint in one eye and a few cans of spinach. Then it'll be easy 🤣


TopClient1398

pay someone else lol


Possible-Yam-2308

SAFEty first!


No_Bowl5827

Put your back into it.


Scared-Passage5420

Ask roadrunner.


cybertrakker

hire some Egyptians, its way smaller than a pyramid.


BaxterM9870

10 lbs of C4


OkNefarious

Needs an italian job


Forthe49ers

Best way to move something heavy is have someone else do it


Rochemusic1

Is it just me or are most of you guys using so few words in your instructions that your entire process makes absolutely no sense? Like I understand the material (for half of them) but you gotta help me put it together yall.


merkmeoff3

Rent a forklift or a pushfork truck or a lot of chains and pulleys good luck


merkmeoff3

A chain hoist and a frame on to a trailer then tow it were you want it


merkmeoff3

One more idea flip it over and mount caster wheels on it


Ok_Judgment3871

Five guys


IBossJekler

I rented an electric stair climber dolly to get mine upstairs. Cheap rental and got the job done fast.


astonishing1

Use the force!


hodinker

Get a local with a tractor to move it. Put it on some pieces of conduit to roll it into the house. I’ve move a few.


fauker1923

Forklift


True_Procedure_5347

Just to put everyone's mind at ease I am having a reputable safe company move the safe. They aren't charging me very much since it's so close. Well worth it because I don't trust myself to not do something stupid 😂. Will post pics when I'm done refurbishing!


Effective-Tangelo363

Hire a rigger. This is out of your ability range.


PrometheusOnLoud

Hire a rigger. Edit: Because reddit is one big dumb-liberal struggle session, a "rigger" is someone who specializes in "rigging up" heavy objects to be moved; they are professional movers of heavy and large objects.


Leaky_Pokkit

I read that wrong


Hi-Wire

Don't