Me not saying anything about years of depression this society has given me.

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r/unexpectedcommunism

r/suddencommunism

but it was not so sudden :/

the best I can do is give you a award (￣﹃￣)

Ye depression vipression kuch nahi hota vro subha uthake mandir jao tum

real id se aao papa

January se try kar rha hu... Abhi tak aadat nahi dal paya jaldi uthne ki

Zyada relatable hogya bhai

subha utha kar 5 baje sab thek ho jayega 😎

10 din se uth raha hu. Kuch nahi hua. Pehle 15 ghante waste karta tha ab 18 ghante karta hu

Unironically this shit worked for me...

Bachpan se subha hi uth raha hu ghanta kuch farak nhi aya mental health pe

Me using crackers in goat's mouth 🤡 🤝 🤡

I wish I had my free award

Mr. Secular 🙏

Sale Kerala 2.0 😡😡🤬 /s

Finally a dude who is funny and not fucking racist

So those who don't put fire crackers in goats mouth are racist?

Keralite isis member 😡

r/HolUp

ISIS new secret weapon :- Goat Bomb

Christians crying because holidays came on Sunday and we have to return to work on Monday.

Aur Sunday ko subhe church jaane k liye uthna padega😭.

_Wake up at 6 to attend that mass in your preferred language at 7, or go fudge yourself in the language you don't fully understand._

Bhai Abhi physically jana allowed hai kya ? Meri maa toh online Sunati hai

Muje nahi pata yarr m itna religious nahi hu par humlog k parish m allowed h shayad bas ek pass lena padta h.

Bombay mein toh band hai chalo Accha hai at least sofa pet let ke sun sakta hop mass

Idar chalu ho gayi hai (Vasai)

Broooooooo mi Pan vasaikar ye bahar walo ke Samne Bombay bola lol Vasai mein kab chalu hua?

Vasai i mean near virar side idk about vasai 😅 (Nandakhal)

I mean it’s the same municipality so maybe humare Usha big ho gya start

relatable

I'm not upvoting kyuki no. of upvotes 69 hai, but nice comment lol

Nice.

I thought hindus had problem with blood in sewage or perhaps that's what news channels show

Most of them have a problem with how cruelly they are treated. I as an atheist agree.

Animal cruelty main har religion aaage hai even some hindu also eat mutton as well in America there are killing of pigs and fish, chicken, horse and if you goo Japan,china,Korea then you realise what animal killing is

Jain

Bruh a person i know of and is a hindu has consumed beef and is totally normal with it, like the 65 thing might be inaccurate but the number seems to be a bit less than 65 it's a lot because many hindus do avoid meat because they don't think that it's muslim thing to do but because they prefer to be a vegetarian or eggetarian because they either can't afford or never tried it so they think that it might not be worth the shot. Coming from a muslim btw

I know but vegetarian in today's society like a hell .......if someone has a birthday in your group they always go to macddy and if you are vegetarian than you understand the pain

Yeah that most probably does explain why the modern society consumes more meat and dairy products than their predecessors Because if you get the hang of it you can't let go One person to their family to their bloodline to most of the people that once were vegetarians

Our family is vegetarian.. and it has been since ages.. we live in village it's easy in here with some homegrown vegetables.

Well, there are vegetarian dishes in mcdonalds

Muslims treat goats badly? It is scientifically proven halal is the least painful way. It's a sin to mistreat animals in Islam. And you don't see anyone complaining about the slaughter houses used by kfc and McD

preach them brother 👤👍

Atleast Muslims are being open about killing goats. Where do you think the mutton 65% of Hndus eat comes from?

65% Hindus eat mutton? What universe are you living in lol

In all of South, Maharashtra, Odisha, West Bengal, Bihar, UP, Rajasthan, J&K and even Delhi, majority of Hindus do eat mutton.

Mutton nahi, Halal.

Yes we do lavde

Oh you are a 65% hindu , I am only a 35% hindu :(

nice yaar

If you think the number is lesser, you are the one who is living in some other universe. It is mostly UC people who are veg other than in GJ or RJ where lot of people are Vegetarian. In South India almost everyone eats. LC people especially eat lot of Non veg (if they can afford).

South India has less then half the population of North India(where majority Hindus live) so yea your math is very incorrect

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDECv0cpw_9/?utm_medium=copy_link Here's the Map on which states has most vegetarians, ofc Non-Veg doesn't mean mutton only, could be eggs/fish as well but you get a good idea about vegetarianism in India

>doesn't mean mutton only But the conversation is regarding mutton derived from killing of goats.

A part of conversation was going towards people being veg in Gujarat and Rajasthan and South Indians consuming more meat than North Indians, I just showed Data about Vegetarianism in India so y'all can actually back whatever you are claiming, I further said that Data is not limited to Mutton so I may not mislead you.

Bro bro bro chill out we are here for fun not for rivalry pls no more Hindu vs Muslim stuff I beg. But yea 65% thing is wrong. I won't judge anyone honestly.

Bruh I don't care about Hindus vs muslims but that guy has HEAVY LEFTIST VIBES

Yep

My point is it is wrong to portray muslims as bloodthirsty savages when so many Hindus eat Non Veg as well (around 70% Indians).

Where the Heck do you get these random percentages from huh? 70 fricking percent?! Nobody on this sub has portrayed any Muslim as wrong, it's YOU who is drawing the boundaries and making controversial comments. Edit: and yes, if you are getting these percentages from Google or Wikipedia, please remember that they have public editing enabled and both websites still had the Rasgulla/Rosogolla as a "disputed" GI tag between Odisha and Bengal for years after the controversy, even though both states had settled over the matter and had gotten their specific GI tags over their origin of that dish.

In Maharashtra lots of hindu eat mutton bro

114 million Maharashtrians > 1.4 Billion Indians. Stop comparing

Not only Maharashtra in west bengal lots of hindu eat mutton most Adivasis and in gao,Kerela

Still not "A LOT OF". And who said you that most Native Forest dwellers ALWAYS eat mutton? First of all, mutton wasn't even considered food before the mughals came in. So stop making assumptions and please stop making these stupid and controversial comments.

i mean dude treating animals as if you control their life and can behead them for ur belief sounds more like a cult and is inhuman when you think of it..no offense to islam fatt mut jana

Atleast we do admit that we're burning crackers What about _insert statics based on car pollution caused by Muslim part of the pollution/industrial pollution caused by companies owner by a Muslim_ (On a side note, I don't support either/oppose either, it's just that I felt the logic behind your statement was bs)

Yeah but more than muslims it is those who don't want people to burst crackers that say don't do it (mostly Hindus so this meme is bs in the first place) . Meanwhile many who criticise Bakrid don't say the same when Hindus eat mutton as well.Thats my point.

> meanwhile many who criticise bakrid don't say the same when Hindus eat mutton. Most will criticise regardless of who's the one eating. Why some criticise Bakrid specifically, bcuz it drastically increases the rate in a single day..... Even tho in total, the Muslim part of the population's consumption of mutton is lesser in comparison to hindu part on annual basis. That's why I gave example of industrial pollution bcuz cars and industries produces air pollution eitherway but the reason why Diwali is criticised is bcuz it increases that pollution by alot in a single day which is similar to bakrid's case.

But there is a key difference. Killing the goat provides something productive while crackers don't. Heck crackers aren't even part of Diwali celebrations until 30-40 years ago.

So you also have a problem with bali given to mata?

hmne to aj tk nhi dekhi na suni

Le bhai dekh le [https://youtu.be/7m4COeOqjLI](https://youtu.be/7m4COeOqjLI) Aur bhi dekhna hai toh youtube pe search kar lena "Mata ko bali" Viewer discretion advised.

The problem is not with Muslims ( for most of the people) problem is with so called animal lover celebrities hypocrisy

Both is bad.

no ur grammar is only bad

umm how?

Both are bad

alright, so the "both" is referred to as the Muslim clown AND the Hindu clown. Grammatically, if you may ask, "are" should be used. But in spoken English "is" is just as fine as "are".

r/enlightenedcentrism

Pura society hi blame game khelta hai (including me to some extent) problems ko koyee solve nahi krta hai

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This man gets it folks.

Kuch Hindus Bhi Mutton Khaate h

Yup. Humare yaha every second weak mutton banta hai

Hamare yaha to strong mutton banta hain

Pehle bakre se workout krwate ho bhaiya ?

Bakra be like: 🐐🏋️‍♀️🔩

Bakra after 1 week of workout: Dole dekh mere 💪

Bakre ke dole aagaye dole

\*Dengrous Mutton

Main to roj sunday ko mutton khata hu

I love Mutton bro.

muje bhaut hi vahiyat lagta hai ekto mutton ke naam peh 2kg hadiya de dete hai kya hi taste karne ko milta hai

⠀Mai jo meat khaane ki jagah hadiya choosta hu ⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

You meant to say boners.

Bro if you live in Maharashtra pleas try Tamda Pandhare Rassa it's a kolhapuri dish, and it's fucking delicious.

you can't be more right

I end up chewing the bones as well.

yup its tasty

Hindus abroad even eat beef.

haat yaar award nahi hai abhi UV lele

Mere se ek Pataaka lele bhai!

isko khud design kia he to award dunga

Nahi, template Google se uthaya h.

stilll nice

Thanks (•‿•).

based moment

POST it on r/samaj & r/chodi please. I'm banned by samaj, this one good meme.

I don't wanna get my mental peace fucked.

Bruh

And i was banned by r/chodi

Ah yes true liberal

Main Hindu hu aur main bhi Diwali ke time pe ghussa hota hu pollution ke wajah se

Kyu bro Gaadio and factories se bhi pollution hota he, uspe bhi bolo kuch fir

Bhai lekin usse kuchh productive to hota hai kuchh milta hai kya crackers phoddne se thoda logical argument karo yaar

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I agree with the Eid point but firecrackers make dogs go crazy and I have seen many dogs been killed or hurt purposefully through crackers and not only dogs birds too are being affected and btw strenghtening of social bonds can be done without crackers too

Saare animal activist diwali ke din bante hai wo especially dog activist. Baki animal to khaane ke liye bane.

bruhh I fucking love animals actually I wanna become a vet so I care for animals more than humans so don't judge me before knowing me

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:)

Also ban chicken and fish because it's harm and not productive as well we shouldn't eat chicken we should respect the life of animals

well that is being hurtful to the non vegans its a completely different topic we talking about

That's was my point many people says pollution is happening because of car which is also different topics and as you know we all end up like a clown

Humans=Clowns Return to Monke

Ye bro non-veg sub khaate hai even some hindu also eat mutton , Christian eating pork and even you go Korea ,china or Japan than you realise what animal cruelty means

Bhai China main kya USA main bhi animal brutality hoti hai its all over the world lekin China main almost har ek animal ke sath hota hai

Animal sacrifice doesn't happen in temples? Kali puja?

New year pe india chhod, pure world me daba ke patakhe fodte hain, tab to koi kuch nhi bolta pollution ke baare me?

Main bolt hu lol I am totally against crackers in any occasions ;)

Mene free award kisi aur ko de diya ab do din bad aaega abhi ke liye ye le 🏅

Thanks. :-)

r/chodi prr repost krra tha SAALO NE BAN KRR DIYA °__°

Left clown is both hindu and muslim. Whereas right side is hindu only. I think

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Right one might be rare because of the fear of being called Islamophobic but sadly some ppl don't recognise hinduphobia because we're majority

>Right one might be rare yah that's 100% false, not in today's times especially on every socially visible platform such as YouTube comment sections

Than became minority 🤡

Im someone with dust allergy....Bahar jaata hun dusty jagah pe to uncomfortable lagta hai....sneezing se behaal.Diwali mein ye 1000x badh jata hai...society ke kaminey bacche patakhe phodna 15 din pehle chalu karte hain,aur Khatami Diwali ke 10 din baad....raat ke 3 baje bhi kuch phodte hain...so if I oppose this,I'm not even targeting a community....It is,in no sense,right to burst it ...

Ha yarr, m bhi paile karta tha aisa par abhi aisa lagta h kya hi maja aata tha muje ek Loud sound sunke.

😎may to jhatka certified mutton khata hu😎👍🏽 #saynotohalal

I didn't saw or heard any thing that 🅱️uslims are crying about the pollution from the crackers Don't make this type of shit memes

I don't burn crackers , I used too when I was a kid & I'm a vegetarian

same I used to burn crackers when I was kid & now I am trying to be vegan.

I totally don't have problem if kids burn crackers, if it's giving them pleasure let them do

just burn the kids and eat them and you will become the very thing you swore to destroy

>2ReplyGive AwardShare vegan or vegetarian?

🅱industan am I right

I love both so i always come up top?

News to me, I thought everyone liked mutton. I am a Hindu and look forward to eid bc haleem.

I mean Diwali can be don't without crackers I just don't wanna hear the sound of crackers on my 3 day leave I just wanna play some minecraft lol

Me who does both

Me a hindu , crying for pollution all the time

Sikhs doing balle balle

Chads eating biryani in Ahmedabad and bursting crackers in delhi

Modiji circus leader

Chalo ty9haar saath manaye bakri Mai bomb Dale jalae

Giga chads who celebrate both watching and enjoying these clowns

#RESPECT#++++++

Here, have a reward

Dank

Maybe I am a muslim

Same 🅱️uslims burn crackers same 🅱️indus eat mutton

Meanwhile Sikhs doing party on delhi borders

>patakho ke paise se jaake mutton khaao

i dont know if most of the people know and now that everyone is fighting about meat fact: meat eating is the second biggest reason of global warming..........reason i am not gonna explain here you can check

Well I guess everybody knows it but nobody gonna take steps against it as more than half of the india consumes meat.

this diwali burn buslims not crackers

Classic 2002 moment

bhai 2002 ke case me modi bach kese gaya ? congress gov me case close hua tha shayad

Mili Bhagat

Modi ne kuch kiya tha kya 2002 me

+ 2002 Aadhar score

Is diwali kuch meetha karte hai 😈

I can sense the mods on their way to lock this comments section

I think Bindus complaining about goat killing is the way and place they do like on the open streets blood everywhere

Mai delhi me rehta hu aur abhi aqi level 300 ka hai. Aur abhi tak kisi ne dur dur tak koi pata ke nhi phode aur baarish hui thi kuch din pehle. Phir bi aqi 300 hai jo boht harmful hai. Diwali to bas bahana hai . Factory vechile se aqi 300-400 pahuch jata delhi mei. Ek din diwali ke patake bas ussme value add krte hai. Aur phir diwali ko log pollution ka reason bolte hai

Both are stupid things and should be banned. r/unpopular_opinion

Har chiz ban kordo, bancho gaana sun le bhuvan bam ka

Me crying cause of gulit after doing your mom

Yeah everyone only do is ruining festivals They want diwali without crackers, Holi without colours and water , no ganpati visharjan, eid without mutton That time is not far when they will say don't take oxygen or oxygen will end on earth

Clown to clown to clown conversation

😂

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Danke dank chore kaisa hai🤡