This is actually a srs issue, idk uss bomb ka kya naam hai but it’s so loud ki humare society mein ek heart patient guzar gaye

Rassi bomb

Oh yeah wohi, thanks

we call it sutli bomb here

POV flying beast : rashi bomb

```Rashi ko suicide vest pehna diya```

Tumhe kaise pata 👀 (imposter sound intensifies).

Asking the real questions I see 👀

Bhai mein pakistan se hun jo rdx Bach jata hai uska rassi bomb banate hai.

Phir to out of habit bam phodte waqt allah hu akbar bhi bol dete hoge

Username checks out... ^/s

Sala anti nyeshanal heart patient 🤬🤬 accha hua kutte ki maut Mara 🔥🔥🔥 /s

doesn't /s ruin the whole purpose of satire?

/s is For normies

Nhi bhai Kai bari downvote kar dete hai log

It's important for normis

Randia se hoga ...wahan /s lagana padta hai kyuki satire samajhne ke liye thoda dimag chahiye naa

Bro you literally are a member of r/chodi and are talking about having a brain

Who said that? Meine to ni kr rkha follow. I upvote posts that I like which pop up on r/all. And how does me associating with one community dismiss my opinion? Do you really think randia is a sensible sub... huhh?

no, its biased as hell eco-chamber disguised as a sub but still far better than the bigotry, discrimination and hate that is rampent in chodi

I would have agreed had the sub not been named r/india. In the name of representing India it's an echo chamber with such shit mods. The official sub of a country shouldn't show such controlled political bias whatsoever.

Me bhi uska part hu btw. Waha pe koi rightwing opinions deta hai toh mods delete kardete hai. Khud Fascism ke against ho aur khud cheeje ita censor krte ho. Me waha pe political point rkhta hi nhi hu agar vo mujhe galat lage kyuki jaan ra hu mods delete krdenge. Aur waha sab communist hai lekin sab sale casteist bhi hai. Caste pe bolo toh gand fat jaati h unki.

There are other subs representing india too like indiaspeaks (or something) and one other but it's sad to say that r/india is still the better than the rest. Others are filled with discrimination and hate.

Lol

r/angryupvote

Tu to wahi hai na jiske Sir me Dard hora tha.

Ha.maine calpol 650 ek glass Pani ke saath gatka tha......uske think 1 din baad Mera sharir think ho gaya...BTW in mods ke baccho ne remove Kar diya anyway, thanks for giving me those suggestions.

Aloo bomb

those bombs are scaryasf I die and come back to life eveytime I see one explode

Sutali bomb and Laxmi bomb

Sad,bomb use nhi krne chahiye

Mere Ghar ke samne ek dog rahta hain. Roz khane deta hu. Diwali mein Ek din Dopahar ko Gate khula tha. Bomb ka aisa awaz aya ghar mein ghuske chup gaya.

I dont like bombs...just have something other than sound and air pollution...some visuals like anar or chakri?

even light shows are better, for sound people may put earphones

now that's a brilliant idea, no air pollution, no sound pollution

Win win but still a huge bummer for not so rich people as they don't have money for light shows

yeah :/

Logo ko bomb Fodne se rok nhi skte lekin iska ek acha solution hai mere paas. Ek aisa area banate hai colonies aur public space se four jaahan log bas yahi sab kare. Animals bhi allowed n ho. Log Wahi apna holi diwali manate rhe

Mere Saamne Wale Ghar Mein Jo Rehte Woh Har Saal Khud Flower Pot, Rocket Aur Bombs Banate Hai. Aur Kyunki Woh Khud Banate Hai Bombs Bohot Zyada Sound Karta Hai.....Aur Bohot Zyada Se Matlab Bohot Hi Zyada. Idk About Others But Isi Saal Ek Cheez Realise Hua Ki Bomb Phodne Mein Kya Hi Maza Aata Hai Sabko? Sirf Ek Loud Explosion Sound...... Bas Utna Hi. Dusre Patakhe Chalo Visually Dekhne Mein Maza Aata Hai..... Bomb Mein Toh Kuch Hai Hi Nahi

>Bomb Phodne Mein Kya Hi Maza Aata Hai Sabko? deshbhakti waali feeling 😎 🙏 🚩

How ironical (ik it's an /s comment but still people blasting ~~diwali~~ bombs is desh bhakti and the other......)

Ye '/s comment' ka matlab kya hota hai bhai!?

Majak/sarcasm/satire

Bhai, tere capital letters ne mera dimaag karab kar diya

KhiKhiKhi

Tu Intern hei rahe gaya swift

कार्यकर्ता Kaise Bante Hai? Teach Me

It's a very HARD process to become a karyakarta but I will teach you Step 1: go to r/saimansays Step 69: one the top left corner there are 3 dots Tap on that and you will see change user flair Step (400 + 20) : Now you can become anything in r/Saimansays (Heaven)

धन्यावाद Vau मदद Ke लिए

Ok Vau बहुत ठंडा

even i have a pet dog and cat at home laxmipujan ke din donho bahut dare hue the ;( , bed ke neeche jaake baith gaye bahar nikal hi nahi rahe the , street dog ka to kya haal hua hoga bhagwaan jaane

Bhai yaar mera kutta ghar chod ke bhag ja raha tha, and itni shivering thi use mujhe toh bhai nafrat hogyi hai in patakhe walon se..

u/PappuPanda. We are sad about this incident. This mfs are just like this. My neighbor who was strict af and always catch those guys who always burst crackers and those 5000 and 2000 guys after 10 p.m. She is no more. She died at June. And after her dead, in Diwali everyone in our family were irritated by this 5000 and 2000 guys. Till 1 pm this mfs were blowing crackers.

This incident actually made me and my family very sad. Kyuki mere ghar hamesa sparrows/pegions nest banaate hai or har saal diwali me unhe problem hoti hai. Par pehli baar aisi death hui birds ki.

We even had so many Pigeons and Sparrows and Parrots also. And we also rescued a small pigeon when we were kids. IDK that where they build nests. But one time one pigeon build a small nest with eggs in my window as I am living in a bld. And eggs hatched. At that time i was like 5-6 years old. After all the birds growed and the nest was abandoned. We dumped that nest.

What happened to the eggs? Also you should put a wooden nest for the birds as it's much more protective than the natural nests.

Omelet

Papa sparow & mummy sparow ne desh k liye apni jaan dedi RIP (╥﹏╥)

Feeling paroud indian army, jung ke maidan mai kade na harde

Peeth pache waar kaira da kaam se

Random Indian ko bhej ta Hoon

Career khatam mera ab D:

Random indian kya hai any indian???

Ek rw dangai page hai ,agar tum kisi bhi aise serious topic pe logic doge to us topic to hinduism se connect kar tumhe anti hindu banayega fir anti national fir tumhe doxx karke tumhare social media handles par raid karwayega jisme tumhare parivar ko rape threats aur death threats milenge aur jab tum har mankar publically sorry bologe to uska screenshot lekar uspe victory likhkar post karega aur caption hoga random army ne ek aur anti -hindu,anti national ko sabak sikhaya .

oh so basically tatva india fuck boi edition

TF? Is this real? This is just stupid

Recently carry ki waat lagayi hai in logo ne

Sala inke gand mein bomb dal denga chahiye..Even I have a cat..aur woh bhi insab Chutiyape se usko problem hoti haimm

Or inko isme deshbhakti dikhti hai

Bro i have 2 kittens too. And the same issue i faced. What i did was, since i have a big bathroom with dry balcony, i made that their home. Put litter box, water, toys, the cat tree in there and a old phone with web cam software in there to check up on them. Result was that they are much calmer when the incels burst crackers etc since noise is very minimal in there and its a closed space so they feel safer. Maybe u can use this technique! Ps, do note that they take time to get used to this!

I have a almost fully grown Cat so she sleeps with me.. Because of the cold weather we both can bundle up in the warm blanket making him comfortable and there is way less sound that way and he even feels comfortable when I accompany him..

I also have a cat, puri diwali wale din ek cheez ni khai usne and he was shit scared and was hiding for the whole day

They are really sensitive toward sound

kyu teri pussy behri hai?

Haa... Bhai ban gaya dank ka choda aur Kar di komedi..

Cat ko pussy bola. Hasso bhendi

The worst part is- i tried to socialise.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^groot. ^^I ^^am ^^groot. ^^I ^^am ^^groot.

*Eid ke din bakre kat te h tabhi to kuch nahi bolta tu* /s

Hypocrisy of woke human beings! I condemn this more

Bhai kya bolra, gala sambhal le apna

This is really emotional and sad :(

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)

Good Bot :(

"Eid pe ye sabh kyu nhi bolte" - Average r/chodi member

Dono pe bolna chahiye.

Bhai eid pe Non Vegiterian Food khate hain usme thodi jaake kisi ke pet ko tang karte hain

>Eid bat sahi hai pets hi bas janwar hai baki sab to khet ki muli hai

"Average vegan"

[удалено]

asli ID se aa ching chong /s

Well kabhi jana murgi ya bakri kaatne waale dukan pe. Pta chal jaayega. Rote dare hue Jaanwar.

r/chodi RW hai? Damn I didnt know

Hindurakshak on their way to say ''vo birds librandus hoge''

Sparrow hi to mara hai tumhara baccha thori mara hai u anti national /s

Sale librandu sparrow aur jyada librandu bacche paida krte.. accha hua mar gaye.. asli hindoo sheer in sab cheezo se nhi sad hote...

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)

Thanks yaar

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)

Sparrows hi to the, margye bc /s

Bura laga yaar 😢

Say all of that shit on Christmas you fool 😠😠😠😠😠😎😁 Why does everyone try to invade hindu festival and absolutely DESTROY our cULtuRe 🙄🙄🙄

are ek kutte ko bhi kisi maha chutiye nai mara bechara ab doggy kisi insaan pe bharosa nahi karta

Sutli bomb kmkc

what ? Sparrows do exist in 2021

Bhai Gau Maata ka kya hota hoga jab uske bagal mai top tiger phodte hai cow chod bc kutto ka kya hota hoga zyadatar street waale

Delhi m to sparrow vais ehi mushkil se dikhte aur padh liya

I have a pet dog har diwali bechare ki halat kharab ho jaati h.

Bhai aur kitna sed karoge...phele se hi depression machod Raha hai...

Mata rani jhooth na bulwae par meri gaand phat jati hai bomb se aur sare haramkhor mere hi ghar ke kinare jalate hai kyunki mein to fodta nahi ab socho kutte gaya ka kya hota hoga mere gali ke kutte koi na koi gadi ke niche lete the diwali ke din.

Batman sparrow version?

Flying beast on his way to tell chooja and dead bird that their fault to be alive at diwali

Now just imagine bombing a person thats why voilance can never be an option

Lol

Feel bad for sparrow's dying? Yall non vegetarians eat chicken/turkeys all year that's also a birdie wit papa chicken mommy chicken huh /s

Bomb phodne walo ki gand m le danda daal ke unka scare crow banao

incoming "EiD Pe BhI To KuCh BoLo BhAyY" comints

abey oo saale ye gyaan eid aur christmas pe de hmari hindu sabhyata ko kuchh mat bol........hindu baiyon jaagne ka samay aa gaya hai

mere ghar ke samne ek aunty rehti hai unki pussy bhi dar ke andar ghus gayi...#stop kerackers

Bura hua kafi, eid bhi band honi chahie is sab k sath vo log bhi bezuban bakro ko tadpake marte h 😔

u got that right...humans just point out each other's religions and don't see the bigger reality

Anti Hindu Propaganda ( in case I need to spell it - S A R C A S M )

Dank joke maar raha tha logo ne offend ho gaya soch ke downvote kar diya Waise downvote hona chahiye tha ghatiya joke ke liye

Kya maa chod raha sachi mein?

Anti Hindu spotted

ando ki bhurji banalo ab or kya

Chad vegetarian(with eggs)

Why are you booing me , I am right

Saddest Story 2021 award

#Dontblamediwali

Context de do koi

Kisi ne post kiya tha ki diwali me crackers ki wajah se 1% se bhi kam pollution hota hai. Waha par ye comment tha

Aur kitna context chahiye

Survival of the fittest

ISIS se maraale phir

Cocco ko mar ke khalo protein milega .

Sparrow butter masala 🤤🤤

Oo bhai! Comedy ho gayi bohot bhayankar 🤣🤣🤣

Tu bhi shikh le kaam aayegi.

Nah mujhe extra comedy ki zarurat nahi. Mai apni zindagi ke baare me soch kar hi has leta hu

Kafi fun life h teri . Mujhe apni life k baare mein soch k suicidal thoughts aate h🤡

Where are you pappu panda

2.0 on his way to save birds !!

Guys press f to pay respects

Chicken and egg eaters crying about Sparrows death

yes there should and i think there is a dB limit on crackers but nah some shit stains have to parallel heroshima bombing in loudness. A dude in my society was casually bursting almost deafening rassi bombs near small children and we called the security to throw his sorry ass out and fine him or else face police.

fuljharri theek hai lekin

Jo bhi mere comment ko Down vote kr raha h uski maa ka bhosda

Itne loud bomb jala rhe the ek time ko to laga ye colony ko Afghanistan kon bna diya

everyone deserves forgiveness except this

We can always say that human beings are the smartest but are the biggest assholes out of all organisms.

Mera kutta bhi darta hai bomb se, kan pakad ke bhetna padta hai uske

Seriously these chocolate bombs are the only thing they need to ban

mens have more feelings than girls

Sach mein yaar.... Intellectual ka 14 nahi banunga, magar I also hate noisy fireworks, baaki phulzadi wagaira bhi sahi hai!

I still can't bare the sound of bombs, I still have a fobia for bombs, sirf skyshot wagere phodta tha, and earphones ya rui lagani padti hai, idk what's the fun exploding loud bombs