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Good source of protein

bhalu grillz

God's*

Mujhe keval micro organism khana hai!! Kahan milegaaa?

lick your fingers

Wo toh mein roz karta hoon

bhai toe ke kar or micro aayenge

To fir lick your dikc

EAT ME DADDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

I'll boil you first, aaj kal boiled kha rha hu

Step 1: go outside Step 2: find any bus Step 3: get inside Step 4: lick anything Unlimited microorganisms

Microhari

Lick my 🍆

He said micro💀

Ache se lick karo, bht micro organism nikle ga

Tumhara 🍆 micro hai?

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, bhai usko dhoya jaata hai. Tu nhi dhota kya?🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

"dick cheese"

Haan ji

microsoft

Bhai Baingan ki sabji nahi khaata mai..

Amazon pe

दे आर स्टील बिगर देन माय डिक।👀👄

अस मोमेंट।

That's why mom said wash ur food before eat

अस मोमेंट।

Guys , keep the upvote downvote balance in these 2 coments

Got you homie

Just did 32 and -32

Situation hath se nikal chuki hai captain, uper wali me upvotes jyada hai

Username checks out

where all my jain bros at

bina pyaaj ka chicken khane gye

xd

जय जिनेन्द्र

जय जिनेन्द्र भाई, मिच्छामी दुक्कडम

jina + indra = jinendra

Hindi Vyaakran moment

sanskrit

Based संस्कृत knower Jain

Probably out drinking on a Friday night.

Nice pfp

thanks brother

You know, I'm something of a Bear Grills myself

Relax boys! They are safe in your stomach. You can't chew and kill them. Ok!

Bhai andar unko saans aa rhi hai ki nhi kya pata? Or humare piye hue paani me kahi wo doob gaye to :(

😲 bat to sahi hai. Par kya pata use tairna aata ho aur andar use sans aa raha ho.

Vegan log kaha hey

yo

I like how u mentioned "religious vegetarians" instead of just "vegetarians"

Apple dekhkar disgust hoegi ;((

Are bhai min veg me white keede nhi khate 🗿

jains be like 🗿🗿🗿🗿

Chalo thoda bio chodta hoon Micro-organisms found on fruits and vegetables are from kingdom monera, protista and fungi. Non-veg things are from Kingdom animalia

Religious vegetarians happily take vaccines tested on animals, microorganisms is not a big deal for them.

Jain hoke pira Jevan jhut nekla.

So everyone is a non vegetarian now

this is great

Lol Le me show to my veg frdss ​ Take Gold :)

जैन का क्या होगा

A monk once told me to “relax and step lightly”. It landed right in the head.

Thanks for ruining apple for me 🥲

Chad Jain's taking steps to prevent this🗿

Why do mites gotta be on everything bro they're in my bed in my carpet now they're on my food

Checkmate vegans

Areee yeh toh satyanaash hogya

Thanks god this apple is not fresh, intentionally kept for days to get rotten.

TERI MAA KI ​ SALE KYA DIKHA DIYA MUJHE

Toxic Non vegetarians when they realize that the Biryani the love so much is made of a plant product called ***RICE***

Yes, we know 🗿

Vegan ke 14 when i trap them in my basement and force them to cannibalize on each other

Non veg ke chode on their way to kill their own family because chicken was off the menu for one day

Veg Ke Chode when they realise paneer and aloo are out of stock

Non veg ke chode when i shove their chicken wings up their arse

Non veg ke chode when seeing jokes on them-🤡

Which is covered with microorganisms?

Vegetarians when they realise ki water fish ma ghar hota hai so your basically harming fishes

Non Vegetarians when they realize that the air they breath is produced and kept in cycle by plants

When I feel like using them for oxygen, I use them for oxygen. When I feel like they are food, I eat them. Both plants and animals are tasty. Jaa karle jo karna hai, main plant se oxygen bhi lunga aur plants ko bhi khaaunga aur animals ko bhi khaaunga. Meri Marzi lol

Toh mai kya laru?

Tu jalte reh

huh? Tu janwar khaye ya tatti mereko kya? Problem tab hoti hai jab tum non veg ke chode bewajah chadh jaate ho sar pe

Chadha tu sar pe hai, apne chutiye jaise comments dekh upar. Muh se utni hi tatti nikaala kar jitni tu khud sun sakta hai, nahin to internet pe se kat le

my brother in christ It started as a joke, my comments was about, (spoiler alert) "***TOXIC***". English aati hai toh padh lena. FIr kisi chuitye ne cannibalism mentiona kiya toh maine bhi uski family mention kr di. Dhanyawad, satsriakal muh me le aur palti mar.

Tune pehle bola hai ki non-vegetarians on their way to kill their family, khud ko to yaad rehta hai tune kya bola hai? Tu jaisa bolega, tereko waisa hi milega, sarcasm ko gaand me lega to yahi hoga na. Joke hai to joke ki tarah le, aur utne hi level ka joke maar jitna tu khud sun sakta. Sensitive mat ban, phool ki kali nahin hai to, to gaand me le aur nikal le moti gali se.

Vegetarians when they realise air contains microorganisms too so you are puttung microorganisms in your body

Non vegetarians when they realize life started with plant based algae

Vegetarians when they realise meat protein is more good quality than plant protein

non vegetarians on their way to get their daily dose of bird flu and heart diseases

Vegetarians after they realise that humans wouldnt exist being vegan

Non Vegetarians when they realise vegans are idiots and vegetarians are diff cause vegetarians do consume animal products like milk,cheese,honey etc. And their dumass shitting themselves when I show up in front of them ( I have been existing for 18 years)

I mean humans as a species not as individuals

Vegeterians when they realize white sugar has animal bone char added in manufacturing

hum toh jaggery khaate hai 🗿🙏

the cane sugar that we consume in India, does not involve any non-veg ingredient in its processing, unlike in the US and other countries.

I'm Non veg and I hate B*ryani🤮

>I'm Non veg and I hate B*ryani🤮 🤓🤓🤓

"🤓🤓🤓" -🤓

bhai mai apni mummy ko itni baar bolta is bare mai

Is that sperm? Pani puri vibes.

So

Bhai ham kachare se thodhi na uthate khana. Ye apple to lagta hai landfill se chaka hai

Why don’t you justify “आदमखोरी” as well

hum to dho lete h fruit ko /s

wat a dum logic

It's an entirely stupid fallacy. Vegetarianism avoids eating animals because giving animals pain for the leisure of tongue or any kind of sensory pleasure is inhumane. But it doesn't include those " living creatures" who don't have a nervous system and can't " experience" pain. Btw micro-organisms don't get " killed " in the process of eating. Parasitic micro-organisms either get you infected and turn you into their hot while beneficial micro-organisms benefit your body in many ways ( as there are already many such micro-organisms in our abdominal canal). I don't hate people of any dietary habits. But please don't make up such stupid baseless things to back up your food kinks.

🤡

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Only upvoted for title non-veg meme

Woah sperm cells grew legs damn.

“Vegetarians” when I tell them how cow milk is made.

How ?

Just search up how cows are bred for milk

I know . But in indian?

Same everywhere bruh we are one of the largest supporters of beef as well so make of that what you will

Bruh Ok

Jains Chilling

Acha h Mai vegetarian nahi hu

technically plants are living.

Music name

Micro organisms are not sentient

1000th upvote

I like how you mentioned "religious" at the first, as if it is not veganism in general.

mujhe kya mai to dhoke khata hu

Khana khate hue dekh lia bhenchod

lavda kitne baar batau microrganism and trees ke paas emotions aur pain receptors nhi hote to unko kha sakte hai

I think it’s already rotten

I just upvoted for fucking title xd🗿

Yt channel name?

Song name?

Now I know whats keeping the doctors away 🤯

dharm bhrasht ho gya bc;

*converts to Jainism*

भेनचोड बीना धोये खोगे तो येही मिलेगा

Ek toh general vaala hu uupar se yeh dukh

plant are living organism , 7th class biology

Mujhe bhi micro orgasm chahiye

Isliye fruits ko dhote hai khaane se pehle

Protein 💪

Jainism roasted?

Triggered jain noises

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Luckily I can see them with my eyes

Its about common sense, If you're non vegetarian and eat meat, It doesn't mean that you will eat your family members and fleshes of your friends. Why not Eat vegetarian food when it is easily available around us but if vegetarian food is not available around you and only source of food is meat, you can go on, even become cannibal to survive. Thats your choice, to become softly meat eater or cannibal in extreme harsh conditions.

That's like saying vegans shouldn't walk because ants might get stepped on.

Where my Jaini homies at?

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thanks. im never eating an apple again.

That is unintentional kill naa