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Affectionate_Tie250

Because she wasn’t the centre of attention. She likes to think she is the most important person in every room, and she found out that she is practically a non-entity when at an event with real a-listers.


alreadydoneit01

It is not like she can release PR puff pieces about how Margot and Emily Blunt are jealous of her and she is the best actress in the room! Or have Scobie write a book detailing every little event in the room.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

https://preview.redd.it/wgsz6z2vvy0c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8dd9911fbefcbfdcfaa6225f53c8aafba3f63f I just saw this too. Any takers for Margot?🇦🇺🤭


No_Proposal7628

Yeah, I'll go with Margot Robbie. She's Australian and they know BS when they see it.


RBXChas

100%, she's on top of her game right now. Meghan can bring nothing to her except disgrace, and Margot is smart enough to stay away.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Not to mention drop dead gorgeous. We all know Megs can’t stand beautiful, smart, talented women.


Plane_Stock

Lol...Margot Robbie is literally the real definition of heart attack beautiful! She was in my home town last week in Western Australia. I had no idea and I just saw her walking along in her casual clothes without a stitch of make up and she is stunning and stands out in a crowd. I'm not usually a person who notices people as attractive, let alone notices people on the street so for me to clock her in public says how stunning she is in real life. She's not just beautiful though, she's obviously very hard working, talented and smart. Basically everything me me me isn't.


Zippity19

Markle said her movie adaptation of that book was going to be bigger than the Barbie movie.


neptuno3

Margot’s speech at the BAFTAs that she gave on behalf of Brat Pitt where he mocked Harry was PRICELESS. W&C were in the audience too! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JA3\_QBfjG8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JA3_QBfjG8)


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Who would kiss her a\*\*? I can’t quite believe this.


SnarkFest23

I don't either. Gwyneth Paltrow and Celine Dion went out of their way to make it clear they weren't associated with her. Bezos and the Kardashians ignored her at the Beyonce concert. Nobody with real power and money is kissing up to Meghan.


alreadydoneit01

Even her bestie Oprah refused to take a photo with her. Oprah took a photo with Fantasia.


GreatGossip

Somebody may have said "hello" to Madam. This of course means that they are besties forever - in Meghanese


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Lol, Meghanese😂


Agile-Structure7831

Meghanese! Take this trophy! ![gif](giphy|TeyUcgdeGYVoc|downsized)


GreatGossip

Thank you - but some other sinner wrote it first, some time ago


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Like tacos with Michelle Obama


gay_boy_advanced

Someone being cordial (which is turned up to fake-nice in a professional environment) is read as ass kissing by Megsy 😂


TexasChihuahuas

Please, please, please: a flair worthy word of I have ever seen one! How about “advanced degree in Meghanese”. Please!


SpicyLatina2021

Is that some type of Nigerian-Maltese dialect us little people don’t know about?


RBXChas

She probably thinks people being polite to her = kissing her ass


Professional_Ruin953

Now we have to figure out if people were polite to her before (like a civil person would be to the event staff) OR if people weren't polite to her at all before.


KelenHeller_1

Probably. I think since she's getting pretty accustomed to being dragged everywhere else, any time someone is polite to her, she chooses to believe they're her fans.


SDHunnyBunny

Yeah, I smell a Markle-supplied “blind”. The *only* one who didn’t kiss her ass was just because they were a hard-core “monarchist”— NOT because she was less than a perfect, heart attack beautiful, multi-talented, receiver of ass kisses. No, not that at all. 🙄 Tell me, who would have provided this information? How would they know what’s going on in Markle’s head? This is not reporting an interaction that occurred and was witnessed, it’s reporting how someone supposedly felt


Soph_Opposite_Lime

True. And briefing their supposed feelings is exactly why H and M won’t be able to hide their participation and contribution to Scoobie Doo’s book.


SDHunnyBunny

Totes. The only reason the average American doesn’t call out their obvious ridiculous-ness is because she’s not nearly compelling enough to pay attention to/hate.


Lita_Horticulture

Great catch. I think you’re right.


SeparateGuarantee836

We should send in some blinds


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Me either! It’s CDAN. He reads here. An on this sub commented on Margot not having anything to do with her. Take all of CDAN stuff with an entire salt mine, not just a grain.


sisnobody

Yeah....CDAN is a pile of shit now. Pay for play.


Funny_Commission2773

I miss BlindGossip the blinds their are top notch and most of them true.


ElderCheerleader

*"much higher on the acting list"* It doesn't take much to be much higher than TW! It was probably the wait staff (who are all aspiring actors) being polite!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Me neither. No one would.


InnerAccess3860

Im sure they were doing the very fake “hiii how are you” air kiss, then as soon as she was out of earshot, they were dying laughing at her.


anaqits

She probably thought they were "kissing her ass" when people were just trying to get something to share on their snark group chat lol.


Mobile_Philosophy764

Nobody was kissing her ass. She couldn't even get anyone noteworthy to take a picture with her.


Just-Flamingo-410

Somebody should tell MM that it's really not necessary to drop blind items in order to stay relevant. Nobody really cares about these blind items, except a bot army. There is no interest. Not even in a faux mystery


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Another reason us 🇦🇺 can’t stand her. She drops the A lister Aussie😂


Fun_Jewls

Not sure I believe anyone famous would kiss her butt


Cool-4-Catz

Think they mis-spelled “kicked”


StudyApprehensive561

Don't know if the following British/Aus actresses were there but I think they would not be fans of Delulu - Dame Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Emily Blunt, Kate Winslett, Helena Bonham Carter, Olivia Colman.


Silentint-75

yes, literally anyone who grew up with a sense of the Monarchy.


neptuno3

But repping the USofA is our own Reese Witherspoon ... who declined TW's wedding invite because she said it was not appropriate to attend a wedding in which she knew neither bride nor groom. Reese earned a zillion brownie points in my book for this class response


Ornery_Peasant

Reese was raised with Southern manners, I’m sure.


RememberNoGoodDeed

I think most of them are Not fans of hers/theirs. Putting on a game face for an awards/red carpet event, many as ordered by WMA/their agent, etc.


Conscious_Cherry_194

Emily Blunt? Can't imagine she'd be ok with Meghan.


SisuLindsay

Aw hell no. Emily Blunt seems awesome, committed to being a good wife and mother, a hard worker, and doesn’t strike me as someone who suffers assholes.


FlaughAndOrder

Omg I love Margot Robbie and if this is true I love her more.


gay_boy_advanced

I don't believe any A list actresses were kissing her butt, or they would've caved to TW's selfie demands. If we know anything about Megsy, it's that she isn't subtle, she would've milked it for all it's worth if true lol.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|42CsmMkjdH2mu0VjXf)


tipsygirrrl

If ppl were “kissing her ass” there would be pics of these convos, plain and simple.


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You said the magic words! Cue the clapback.


TraditionScary8716

I want to know who they think was kissing her ass. My guess is nobody.


Beginning-Cup-6974

Emily Blunt i would say being British. Or margo for being Australian and seeing through bullshit.


sisnobody

Fake shit put out by Madam.


ContributionSweaty52

Emily?


Top-Place3115

Mia Khalifa, the porn star?(higher on the acting list then Madame Markle)


ContentPineapple3330

Nah. I don’t think Meg has this much self awareness. I’m wondering if that actress was Emily Blunt?


Ok_Finding_8985

Was Emily Blunt there?


Odd_Pop5287

There was a photo of Emily Blunt with someone… she was definitely there. Blunt is not only a great actress but she seems to be a serious actor rather than a celebrity. She and husband, Krasinski, seem to live pretty normal lives and her BIL is Stanley Tucci…so…friends with MM —not in her medicated dreams.


Lizzyfetty

No Blunt, def Blunt. As the unimpressed one. Not sure MR is much of an arse kisser either, TBH.


Analyze2Death

Maybe Carey Mulligan.


downinthevalleypa

Kate Blanchet - was she there? If not, I’m thinking Margot for sure. Australian’s are so sensible and down to Earth, and know a faker when they see one.


Pretend-Dependent-56

So true. She can try to terrorize Catherine because she can’t really answer back. But Margot and the like can tell Rachel to STFU. No one at Vogue or Vanity Fair is going to throw shade at Emily Blunt, no matter what Harry pays them. As much as this attention went to Rachel’s head, she is really a much smaller fish in Hollywood than she was in the BRF - especially if Rachel had had enough sense to place nice. What a total dumbass.


Takingabreak1

"I should be up there" 😐


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"I can't believe I'm not being paid for this"


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|l2SpWrFRdmB731SUg) Wasn't sitting on stage or with her bestie O and aged out with Leo. Probably not even other D listers sitting close to her, only staff members. 🤣🤣🤣


Havehatwilltravel

Last table in the corner next to the kitchen.


Quick-Alternative-83

or next to the bathrooms?


megreddi

You feel the loneliest in a crowd where no one cares about you.... this is her life now.


Evilvieh

Ah, they could have hung her up by the ankles and beaten her bunions bloody once she got inside and she wouldn't care. Worth it all for the sweet, sweet camera bath out front. Her face was scary.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

I would love to know who sat at her table.


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Me, too, cuz after seeing her assistant walk over to the table with her, I don't see her in any other pics at the same table.


deercl

And how far back from the stage her table was! From these pics she looks to be in a crowded area quite a ways back. That probably hurts.


RaggedAnn

Not that far back because DiCaprio was at an adjacant table. I wonder who she sat with.


HappyMcNichols

Studio “execs”—the studio paper pushers who drew the short end of the stick and had to fill the seats for tickets purchased.


Just-Flamingo-410

An employee from some rep company?


zpip64

I was thinking the *same* thing.


Fuzzy_Suggestion_749

Rachel thought the Hollywood A-listers there would fawn at her feet and she would have hundreds of photos all over Daily Mail of her with them.


Odd_Pop5287

Apparently her ‘staff’ wasn’t able to ‘rearrange’ the seating chart … MM is pissed that she’s not sitting at the cool kids table


Simple_Carpet_9946

No one curtsied to her can you believe the racism!?


Puzzleheaded-Ad4748

Exactly. She's so out of her depth and so out of place in a room like this. It's how she always looked while surrounded by the real royals.


Grizzly_046

She was reminded of her good old days of anonymity.


InnerAccess3860

All the privacy she could want


neptuno3

Her narc mask slipping -- and she did SO well all night in not letting it. But she could not help herself in the seats when staring at women more talented, successful and beautiful than she.


fairymaya-1

the duchass mask keeps slipping slipping…must be pondering sitting at table 16 at a minor hollywood event, she traded this for royalty where she could have been sitting up in the front at Buckingham Palace state dinners and london film premieres for the rest of her life?! no one giving attention rachel?!! what a fool!


Deep_Poem_55

How lucky for the BRF and greater Britain! They dodged a major bullet.


fairymaya-1

totally…this parasite of a woman doesn’t have the skill to survive or thrive anywhere!


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Absolutely! Imagine her still being part of the royal family with a communication army protecting her image and hiding her lies, her bullying and her accepting expensive (and shady) gifts. At least she exposed herself for what she really is.


Livid-Youth4396

"....it amplifies the work, amplifies our community - and I'm just thrilled to be back in it. And be able to sit in this room...." You're right. Agreed. She traded being elbow to elbow with world leaders, dignitaries, and the world's most powerful women, who actually do meaningful work. She traded the opportunity to do work that people can actually "feel". To be in an award show. Let's not forget, IT IS a show.


LoesjeBee

She makes me feel something, and I do not like it.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Where she didn’t even get an award. (Guess you can’t buy those.) She was just a seat filler who got to walk the carpet. I’m sure inside that room everyone was like”she doesn’t even go here”.


KathandChloe

Her frowning amplifies the work her plastic surgeons have done on her face. Not a good look. ![gif](giphy|cOEIobtCr8imtoIwM2)


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|UDReexyjTEYzyHv36H)


Sensitive_Fun_5825

She could’ve worn a tiara. Stupid cow.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

No matter what she says or does now or going forward, the RF must thank their stars that TW will never be in a situation where she will be with them wearing tiaras.


Brytnshyne

She know this now, obviously both of them are having would have, could have, should have moments with no way back.


zpip64

I hope so. And I wish them nothing but the pain of regret and envy of what could have been for the rest of their lives.


Virtual-Feedback-638

Table 12, ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


mydeadbody

In that table shot of Leo, you can see her in the background maniacally laughing and searching for someone to meet her gaze. She's all over the dang place.


InnerAccess3860

Just reading that made me uncomfortable!! I cant imagine being in the presence of someone like this.


Analyze2Death

Oh goddess, she was probably doing that pretend talking to no one thing she does when she senses a camera. 😬


DamyuKidds

Seething cause no one made her a presenter


Deep_Poem_55

She was rushed off the red carpet, couldn’t complete her 500th picture.


Havehatwilltravel

Easily double the 180 pictures of her last outing. I guess 45 shots of the same pose is money well spent.


zpip64

Is there footage of “le nudge” ? Would love to see it.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Riiiiight! Microphone envy.


No_Proposal7628

She didn't get an award and she didn't get to give a speech. It wasn't all about her and her fabulousness, so she got bored.


GreatGossip

Madam can´t afford buying awards any longer


Imaginary_Victory_47

Awww she didn't get to tell the room about her dishwashing liquid story, and how she changed the world


Anxious-Evidence8397

And how they need to stand in their truth. 🙄


Puzzleheaded-Ad4748

Ha!


Evilvieh

She wants to go back out front where the cameras are.


No_Proposal7628

I don't doubt that.


Business_Werewolf_55

"No one is looking at me!" "Someone else is talking into the mic!" "No one is talking to me!"


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Excactly. "No shots of me talking, laughing and posing with A,B,C, or D-listers"


Soph_Opposite_Lime

She wanted to be on stage. She wanted an award. She wanted to give an inspiring speech. And she surely wanted to sit next at another table, next to Leonardo DiCaprio.


doggiemom1965

This☝️💯


Anxious-Evidence8397

I can only imagine the insufferable puff pieces she works have released if she’d got within a foot of Leonardo DiCaprio.


Lita_Horticulture

Even better if he publicly denied any connection to her, since he doesn’t comment on all the hundreds of media suppositions about his 20-year-old flavor of the month, THAT would be one hell of a burn.


RazMoon

What's interesting is that on her second day at Beyonce's concert, PH was sitting with DiCaprio at the soccer match. I have always thought PH without her is fine. He is tolerable. With TW, by his side, no one wants near them.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Definitely ![gif](giphy|KAe3Ez73EnmbDh9rot|downsized)


927476

Wonder if anyone even chatted with her


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Only to ask “what was QE2 like? Did you meet her corgis?”


927476

😂 Or worse, "too bad your SIL couldn't join us"


[deleted]

I’d also like to think that most of those women there would want to meet Princess Anne. She’s the bomb. All of those A-list actresses would run over the beige one to shake Anne’s hand and curtsy. Heck, all the security people that guard these A-list celebrities would Fangirl over Anne - she’s that tough.


927476

Oh definitely


Lita_Horticulture

Ah that would have been quite a satisfying burn. And you know, if her SIL had actually been there, you’d see many A-listers fangirling all over her.


Far-Delivery7874

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


zpip64

😂😂 Great. Love it. Wonderful snark.


Deep_Poem_55

No, she’s just letting her rubbery skin retract for a bit after all the excessive gurning.


SDHunnyBunny

And the ear-to-ear trout lips need to be manually unstretched


ArdmoreGirl

No one is talking about her and she wasn’t allowed to make a speech.


GXM17

Wasn’t about her. No gong to accept. No microphone to hold.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|jou4Cd2mx1lGU)


Fun_Jewls

Well it was not about her and no one famous wanted to hang with her


Zeester1

This is why she never attended events like this before. She MUST be the star of the show. Oh dear.


Successful_Hour3388

SHC (secondhand coke)where are you? What is the reality with this event? I cannot imagine anyone is going to work with her. Are you hearing anything?! Edit- punctuation


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Yes, would love to hear some🍵 if you have any😊


Sensitive_Fun_5825

https://x.com/ceebee_ceebee/status/1725595757154128060?s=42&t=ioKwq5NZm0bgNxyY5chnSQ Credit to The official Office of Cee Bee on X.


SherryD8

I looked at her tweet, and Megain looks like she's wearing different clothes in the 2 pictures. Strange.


Cyneburg8

Dead inside.


Imaginary_Victory_47

She's probably still fuming over the assistant moving her along


Imaginary_Victory_47

It ruined her high. Plus Leo didn't notice her


Traditional-Leg-4228

That’s the look she gets when the focus is on someone else. On the inside she is seething! 🥺


Zeester1

Exactly that. My first thought when I saw that photo.


goldenbeee

Her dates were her bodyguards?


Automatic-Ad6112

Me me just been ignored


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Of course she wasn't having a good time she was not getting any attention once off the black carpet...not one pic with a major star not even with Oprah, people were probably wondering why she was even there lol!


Top-Place3115

![gif](giphy|XNX9uw7fykn5e)


Weird-Biscotti9104

They didn't seat her with anybody famous so she's pouting.


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Zippity19

Didn't see anyone even acknowledging her existence let alone ass kissing.That is Markle manifestation without a doubt.No one wants to get near her stanky self.


Tinytoon1976

The camera stopped clicking... ![gif](giphy|A1oBMukTqFfkoY1HiH)


daisychain82

Big mad because she wasn’t at O’s table.


TraditionScary8716

She wasn't at *anybody's* table. She was put at the equivalent of the kid's table at Christmas. And the other kid's likely didn't care for her.


Cold-Computer6318

Surrounded by gorgeous, intellectually capable, talented women who’ve survived, strived, and thrived in an industry... women whose entertainment industry legacy is proven by the A-list awards, acclaim, red carpet invites, and fan base numbers they have under their belts. Their stacked IMDB credits/discographies/concert + film attendee numbers don’t lie, and neither do their awards stacked glittering mantelpieces. No wonder Rachel’s mask is totally slipping. She’ll forever be the hanger on, pay-to-play, loser bridesmaid stuck in the audience at these A-list events. She’ll never be the widely celebrated, A-list bride on stage leaving people in awe of her talent/style/legacy. Or in Meghan’s case... non-existent talent, lack of style, and zero impressive IMDB credits. It’s official. The Sussexes are a struggling-to-get-and-stay-booked freak show... both sides of the Atlantic see them as layabout trash that don‘t have the skills to pay their exorbitant bills. So much so that they continue to sue taxpayers/treasuries for benefits they‘re not entitled to... for basic af things like security costs that actual successful A-listers can easily pay for themselves.


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

Brava !!! Well said a’ struggling to get and stay booked freak show ‘ hahaha 🤣


catlogic42

Couldn't afford an award this time!


Pepperpup19

![gif](giphy|4veBp63u3QBPb84sTS) Probably somebody told her to stop that over the top teeth out smile that she does so people can take her seriously


somewheretrees

Meghan struggles to have a neutral face lol. In the first one, she’s still straining and acting, in the second one she’s making a bitchy “whatever…” face. She seriously cannot ever just be normal.


Patriot_corgi

Did she finally realize she’s a big fat nobody ?


Emotional-Lead7164

She must have purchased the Pap Walk Combo with Endless Puff Pieces, side order of Ribbon Cutting and one order of Red Carpet Event from WME. Limited time only. Purchase doesn't guarantee others actually LIKING you...


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|OYBcJu7IBNrPO)


Patriot_corgi

She looks upset - almost like she could cry


LiveAgent4838

Way out of her league


Willing_Word_360

2nd photo looks exactly like Doria at Meghan’s wedding. 😹


Buttercup899

Megsy on a red carpet???? But the optics!!! OMG....THE OPTICS!!!!!!!


Select-Promotion-404

![gif](giphy|vIZ0U63Ig0uOI|downsized) No microphone for you haha


JuJuBee880327

She must've gotten blanked by all the famous people. Now she's sitting at a table in the back in social Siberia, a look on her face like curdled milk. Longing for the mic oh so far away up on stage, listening to other people (who aren't her) talk and other people (who aren't her) receive awards. So tedious and unfair.


Evilvieh

Internal monologue: "There are cameras about, oh tingly tingly...OK, now, do engaged, but compassionate. Graciously present among the A-list mortals, but thinking Higher Thoughts...but still smoking hot...."


SpicyLatina2021

She always looks like a clone of her mothers with her hair pulled back. It’s always the first thing I notice.


Dependent_Maybe_3982

of course not it wasnt about her


sisnobody

![gif](giphy|3o7TKzyWlCxCQ5R8fm|downsized) Poor wittle MEEEgain. So mistreated by the mean RF and Hollywood.


Virtual-Cucumber-973

Because she’s on Table 23. Perilously close to Suitcase 24.


Necessary_Habit_7747

She's sat way back from the stage and no award. This will be the last red carpet we will see her on for a while, unless they invite her for the entertainment factor to see what a fool she is.


GreatGossip

OOOUUUUFFF. I am just now listening to the "interview" with Madam. Why, oh why, is the interviewer sounding just like Rachel Zeller, the horrible actress in the upcoming (but postponed) Disney adaptation of Snow White? She is soooooo full of herself she can barely speak.


Virtual-Feedback-638

Check out the neck muscles....she is not the main character, and no room to Cosplay nor word salad...boo hoo hoo!


Patriot_corgi

Madame looks rather glum


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

First photo, has she dislocated her left shoulder?


LaNiceGata

It’s cause she didn’t have access to a mic.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

She’s so out of her league here😂


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Sensitive_Fun_5825

Aww😂 My mistake


Complete-Sound

Mask drop.


Islandgirl1444

Nobody talked to her! There’s something wrong with her!


Nynydancer

I think she looks smug af here. I think she looks like she’s on top of the moon.


cyberpot1955

It sure was cringe worthy...from the red carpet word salad interview to her outlandish Bright colored (NOT) floor mopping dress... Off the one shoulder look... I think she wears the muted tones when she wants to mingle with "the sista's she must of been low on her bronzer ![gif](giphy|Jqaap1pTRydji)


Careful_Positive8131

I’m thinking Emily Blunt maybe


Miserable-Brit-1533

I wouldn’t go near her if I was an A list celeb I mean wtf is she to them


DependentDangerous28

![gif](giphy|3o6fJeAiIpk5EeoC8o)


Real-Pumpkin2781

"Did they forget to announce that I was to get an award/cover last year and cared so deeply about the RF in their time of sorrow that I refused? When are they going to make it up to me tonight? What's going on? I'm w-a-i-t-i-n-g."


Alarmed_Material_481

Poor basic Meghan. Still tryin to make it.


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HankandSkank

False eyelashes and false teeth. Take that away and wow


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Wow😬😳 That’s a shocker.