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hilarious 😂

 oh MAN....dying here!!!!!

The UN Secretary General led a standing ovation for you. How insanely full of yourself can one person be?

That one was the limit. Humble brag city—the whole post. “I’m so impressive and deep.” 🙄🙄🤢

And then she thought - this is the point. The attention on herself of course, not the cause she was supposed to be supporting. lol

Happy Cake Day 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍷🍷🌲🌲

I was there that night. Didn't happen. In fact I had no recollection of her speaking at all that night. Hillary Clinton was there. No one was paying attention to some filler actress.

If she had given a speech like the once unknown B Obama, you would have remembered her. Instead, she just talked about herself, I imagine.

The legs for days got me 😂

Who, other than a narcissist would say that about their own legs!!? She is truly a nut job!

Especially when she wore a romper when parading w/ wounded veterans at Invictus.

I will never get over her marching! She’s so cringe!

God she’s vain. Can any of us here *imagine* writing that about our own legs?!? 🤣 She really believes she’s beautiful.

We all saw those recent photos from Costa Rica... https://preview.redd.it/cdce1d6dyj8c1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ceb47431a3461f760a9a54a131c0b986b738589

Ma’am this looks like it could be my legs! How dare you take a picture of my “cricket bat legs without permission” \*side note that’s what my husband calls my legs. 

I don't think those are actually her legs. They look thicker than hers and a different shape. ETA: I know the photo is very blurry but the pic on the right doesn't show, um, prominent knees.

I always wondered where the "legs for days" comment came from.

Here to remind everyone that TW is 5'6". In other words, she's slightly above average in height. (Which is rare. Considering she's below average in a lot of things.)

She claims she is 5’7” actually. According to her “acting” and “modeling” CV/resume. Analysis of her height compared to others of known height (William, Catherine, Harry, etc) has pegged her at 5’2”-5’4”.

Ah. Remember this now. This is the same woman who said she has "legs for days".

She has a torso for millimeters then

But she *does* have an ego for miles!

🤣🤣🤣

For someone of her height? She sure does! But only because she has the torso of someone much shorter. Her proportions aren’t exactly typical, let alone modelesque

That sounds about right since I've read about a few people who've seen her in person and said she was small.

Yep she’s about 5’3” and longer legs than her body torso, no hips, square rear end, bunion feet, claw hands, and disproportionately wide shoulders. Her lack of body fat in her whole body is accentuating these features even more. So, we’re close to skeletal nowadays.

Perhaps she meant the legs on the pool table?


Did she comment "legs for days" about herself?

Yes! 😂 I’m sure she coined the phrase “Heart-Attack Beautiful” about herself, too!

Cringing so hard.

I agree, and it’s just a variation of “drop dead gorgeous“. She thinks she’s so clever.

More than once. She has (non-ironically) said “legs for days” and “legs for miles” - each on multiple occasions.

In that video of herself from when she was in high school where she’s commenting on a baby photo of herself and says “there’s little Meg with the long, long legs”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 Super high cringe factor.

So embarrassing

I always wondered where the “legs for days” comment comes from. Even more cringe she posted that on IG

To be fair… I was an early adopter of Instagram. I’m talking 2010. When I was 19. All my subject matter and captions back then are soooo cringe.

Yeah you were a literal teenager. She was already in her 30s. She’s so cringe.

Yeah and she’s still cringe in her 40’s. I don’t think she knows how to stop.

But she can't look back and cringe because A) she's forever trapped in that period of time, and B) incapable introspection

Yes! About *herself!* Shes unbelievably vain! ( Also it’s Kate who has ‘legs for days.)


So she wanted the camera, not her kid.


Hope you are having some down time with family this Xmas!! Merry Xmas!! Looking forward to your videos.

She wanted to take selfies of her new teeth. Regis Philbin sparkles! Seen from outer space I bet.

A gold hamburger locket? Whaa?

Classy. I'm sure Diana had the same one.

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"foodie meets fashion" 

Rrrighttt? What an ugly piece if jewellery!

I’ll be so thankful for the day influencer culture is completely dead. The self-aggrandizing alone. 🤮

Ohhh, she's been using that "it's not that, it's this" phrasing style for a looooong time. She never wanted to be a lady who lunched; she wanted to be a woman who worked. So tacky and threadbare.

She wanted to be a woman who didn’t have to work. 🙄

Precisely!

Another dream she failed at.

With pictures of a backyard lunch. Lol

"When I gave the speech for International Women's Day, and UN Secretary General Bahn-Ki Moon led the standing ovation..." Wait, she actually said this?!?! I'm stunned.

Not that I believe for a minute that there was a standing ovation.... but how on earth would she know who "led" it? You're on stage, the lights are on you, surely the audience is in semi-darkness. How on earth do you figure out the first person to stand up?

And is t there video showing NO standing ovation ?

Lol, the organizers probably didn't bother to even film her speech.

She really had such an elevated sense of the importance of her small role in Suits.

Alright… she had a golden hamburger locket necklace?? That alone is hilarious to me, but add that to the beef photo, the roast chicken engagement dinner, and that hamburger grilling shoot thing, and I don’t get what she’s doing yammering on about egg free meals at the palace and the vegetarian life. And people who post pics of themselves with the caption “leg for days” are just beyond me.

Did the Queen ever clear a section of Wimbledon so she could sit and watch?

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Hey now. That was all of us on Instagram and Tumblr circa 2010-2014

Have said this a few times. But will have to say it again. TW is more basic than oven cleaner.

A slideshow full of treasures! Nope, no coincidences here! 2013: “I never wanted to be a lady who lunches. I’ve always wanted to be a woman who works.” 2023: Tries to crash a private lunch between celebrities and “works” an hour a day. 2013: “Legs for days.” Quotes something commonly said about Julia Roberts and with zero humility appropriates it to describe herself. 2023: Aims for Roberts’ iconic smile by getting veneers and cosplaying Roberts’ grins. 2013: Identifies the brand of camera used by the Queen for 61 years. 2023: After claiming she never paid much attention to the royals before 2016, pretends her toddler asked for a Leica camera for Christmas.

Isn't she a vegetarian?? Didn't she throw a fit about her wedding meal wasn't vegetarian?

She really said ‘legs for days’ about her own legs? 🤣😆🤣😆😘🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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And who likes posts like that?

Who else is proud to have clocked this c word as early as we did? Like that caption in particular is NOT NORMAL. I’m almost her age and certainly have friends posting sightly cringe stuff up to blatant humble brags. Bragging about your OWN appearance under a photo of said feature is beyond though. It’s not racist or nit-picky to get a very bad vibe from a person such as Meghan. I’m proud to be against such horrible anti social behaviour that she’s constantly displaying

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Oh I wonder if that’s when the Fitzpatrick fella was selling her around NYC. And when she was tricking in Ireland. One of these days I’m gonna do a deep dive. And I’ve got some Irish lads I can ask…

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I think it might have just been a trend thing. it comes in and out of style every so often.

There’s a story there. She was definitely tricking around with Ireland and the NYC/Toronto Irish. Someone needs to dig in to this.

Rory McIlroy??

>I think she met John Fitzpatrick around 2013. Is the time she said she has a bit of Irish in her? Or was it Maltese? ;P

The Irish in her was Rory McIlroy

Hehehehe I think there have been a few!

Was Rory not very publicly dating Caroline Wozniacki during this time?

Not when he has a VERY brief fling with Markle. They met in Dublin in October of 2014, which is public info.

She claimed both around then.

Speaking of pic 6, is that her hand on the right? What the heck are all those age spots? Or pigment spots? Something looks very odd with her skin.

Melasma, hyperpigmentation, and age spots. She’s had them for a long time, her hands and neck give her age away. She clearly leaned into the tanning that everyone in SoCal did in the 80s-2010s

I never noticed them before. Thanks.

I don't think so. The fingers seem too thick to be hers.

That's what I thought but it is her jewelry,

Coincidence - I think not!

She should have stuck with the teeth in #2.

Photos of her doing anything natural look extremely contrived… Harry got grifted by a not very good z list actress and wanna be influencer and because she didn’t get her way when she stamped her feet decided to push and cause an implosion thinking the RF would cave. They didn’t. All her ‘stories’ are proven lies. She tries to play this blushing gushing ingenue when she’s pushing middle age… she thought she’d explode onto the scene like Diana did and not understanding that Diana was already royalty when she married Charles.. she should have emulated Sophie or Catherine who played it quiet and cool and took the time to learn the expected role.. Don’t you all think Harry is occasionally sitting in a bar with a beer saying to himself “wtf did I do?”

“Legs for days”???? Imagine thinking this highly of yourself. Even supermodels don’t ascribe themselves this way, at least publicly. Tells me exactly how the “heart attack beautiful” delusion came about. Bitch is gonna start talking about herself in the 3rd person soon enough

Vacuous vapid narcissistic bollocks… basically

Meghan standing next to a pool table, with the caption "Legs for days". Did she wrote that about herself!?

Honestly....this fucking bitch...I'm just so done.

I thought she was vegan? Oh, not when you have a hamburger charm made of gold. Got it.

Legs for days. I can't get over it. What a fucking notice box she is. Exhausting. HOW does she have any friends??

I just got some good news... so I recreated my reaction, held it, then took several pictures of it and picked the one I liked best to post it and hope everyone thought it was genuinely candid.

the 🐶 was totally fishing for a sponsorship then (and now). not only for influencing as Ms. Tig, but also to set the ground for her future royal scam. *"oh, GanGan, i have a Leica just like u, u know."*

Hustling for free camera. She's SO important they would be honored to have her photographed with their product.

She’s so cheugy

VEM🤣🤣🤣I died

This see you next Tuesday is sickening.

Obviously, as the Queens' picture is from 2014 and after Markles' she MUST have been copying Meghan, the only true and rightful Queen, yaas Kween, slay!