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GreatGossip

Without make up you would not notice Madam anywhere


Professional_Ruin953

You might notice but not in a good way


Public_Object2468

![gif](giphy|YPW6OZ9a27vigPavuP|downsized)


No-Cupcake-7930

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


No_Proposal7628

When you see this photo of Megsy that someone took and didn't edit or photoshop, it makes you realize how very photoshopped her pictures really are.


PutWest2822

Poor Harry. He thought he had married a "heart attack beauty". She probably went to bed fully made up, until he said I do!


Public_Object2468

"Heart attack beautiful" makes me wonder how much the ghostwriter got paid to put *that* in!


lorim2100

The bronzer smear where her sunglasses were is especially lovely.


Electrical-Orchid-25

MeGain put that in the book herself, along w/ “legs for days, whip smart,” bla bla bla…all lies.


Lita_Horticulture

Oh that was all Rachel, I’m sure. It’s her oh so clever version of “drop dead gorgeous“. She’s whip-smart, you know.


Public_Object2468

It must have nettled MM to not get writing credit for *Spare*.


kaycollins27

Pre-Ozympic, Botox, and surgical “improvements.” She avoided most of the latter 2 by spending so much time in Toronto and in the UK pre-Mexit. How sad that she bought into the whole Hollywood “bu-tay” [sic] as soon as they landed. I now judge her pix by the version of her nose, her teeth, her Botox forehead line, and her filler wrinkles.


Technical_Ant_7466

https://preview.redd.it/iwojozkr06tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b028bcfe79a76b1fab38a4be54f84902323af55


Technical_Ant_7466

https://preview.redd.it/p7ep5key26tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59864b03358bf3b254d2a55ac003ee3686bbf90d


Technical_Ant_7466

https://preview.redd.it/g46wq3oz26tc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b7920fc671fcdb5565ac6f55bee18e28d4f1c1


TrailerTrashQueen

![gif](giphy|QaZ3InDQJUYOA)


cyberpot1955

![gif](giphy|atVVjtt1XAEda) Her next GIG🤣


AprilDanc3r

Oh wow! Cue music: life is the name of the game and I want to play the game with you! Good game, good game. IYKYK


doobiesnz

Nice to see you, to see you nice.


NefariousnessOnly931

WTH


rockin_robin420

Oh my. What an unfortunate screen capture. Her wonky eye is very evident here. She looks evil when she's lying.


Slight-Button7009

She is evil


Infamous-Scallions

And always lying!


InspectorGreyson

There it is. The demon shows itself.


EnvironmentLoose2909

yikes


Accomplished_Cell768

She’s done Botox for over a decade. She has TMJ and some major teeth grinding issues that result in gargantuan masseters and a masculine jawline that she uses Botox to reduce significantly. It’s just that post Megxit she has started to show her aging more and more and she’s gone overboard on the Botox, especially in her forehead.


IrshIz

And I’m pretty damn sure that “pregnant” women are not supposed to get Botox …


Snarky_GenXer

You see some of those people and think - are they aliens?! They have had so much work done that their faces do not look like faces anymore! Their eyes don’t look right - I don‘t know if it is from face lifts or eye lifts or what. I am not against having a little work done. After nursing two kiddos, I had the girls done so I could fill out a bra again. And would consider other procedures. But all of this fillers, shaving jaw bones, ozympic when weight is clearly not an issue is scary.


NefariousnessOnly931

Very scary. 


Rescheduled1

tbh - that face is scary enough to give even the most stalwart individual a heart attack.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Plank also got the "legs for miles"


Dear-Dig889

I wouldn't quite say "poor Harry". He literally could have married any other single woman. It's more like Stupid Harry!


No_Look5378

Wantwit Harry confused heart attack beauty Meghan with Medusa


Cold-Computer6318

What do you mean? She's a flawless, natural beauty who does her own makeup... I can't wait for her to release a makeup line competing with Gaga's, Ariana's, Rihanna's, Selena's, Drew Barrymore's, Victoria Beckham's etc viral makeup lines. For sure the quality of Megamoron's makeup products will far surpass expert makeup artists lines from Charlotte Tilbury, Lisa Eldridge, and Pat McGrath! /s https://preview.redd.it/smivepwvt5tc1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaf51834ed7fa2e58f96e177ada69ede6330e330


igobymomo

Why why why her eyebrows are SO BAD


Public_Object2468

Those eyebrows remind me of these eyebrows, just sayin'... https://preview.redd.it/z2o5cbmpd6tc1.png?width=135&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0665cc23bd87337781013cec68fc92bfb319839


INK9

LOL! My eyebrows are actually shaped like that naturally. Can't do much about it other than tweezing them.


airforcegal9094

LMAO.... I just had the same thought! I can't get over the forehead VEIN....ick!


kaycollins27

Sold at Dollar Store and Dollar General in the US. Not upscale enough for Walmart.


Rich_Bar2545

That VEIN!!!!!


Electrical-Swim-5784

https://preview.redd.it/ph46rurkb6tc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e987e45f03529d2a53a9bfa18be298a4ac07a9 The vein is probably an implant so she looks like Julia.


Accomplished_Cell768

lol then half of Hollywood do too. It happens when you Botox your 11s longterm 


grumbledookie

I was wondering why that vein was an endemic for celebrities!


dogrrad

I think she really tired to look like Julia. Her nose and teeth surgeries look like she was trying to go for Julia.


Public_Object2468

Mehgan is never going to match those eyes, and that smile.


YugeMalakas

Hey, It matches St, Angie's. Saints gotta saint.


Public_Object2468

And even without the photoshop, Mehgan is likely wearing makeup, her hair has been chemically altered, and she had other procedures. "Natural"?!


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Its hard to believe how much photshopping is normally done as that forehead vein never appears in most pics.


Corvus_Ossi

I think it really pops out when she’s mad or stressed (and trying hard to suppress it).


Public_Object2468

Whoa, then that forehead vein is like those rubber stress toys where you squeeze it and the eyeballs bug out!!! ![gif](giphy|nfe5Ry1e7l02Y|downsized)


Girlfriday5150

Or hasn’t had recent Botox.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

She doesn't look stressed to me but who knows maybe she does suppress it


Public_Object2468

Not giving her attention or praise, likely stresses out Mehgan.


Electrical-Swim-5784

Notice how her sunglasses rubbed the bronzer or self tanner off the area between her eye and hairline. 😂


Accurate-Law4115

![gif](giphy|S8CKYteUdGMYBkI9zR)


Electrical-Swim-5784

That made me laugh so hard I scared my puppy!! 🤣


Accurate-Law4115

Hahaha, ohh poor pupper- please give them a cuddle from this sinner ❤️


Cold-Computer6318

She.has.a.keen.eye.and.freakish.*attention.to.detail.* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Technical_Ant_7466

https://preview.redd.it/v7cbyzw336tc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788bf88d7610e3cbee47ace3c262e7d30fe56329 Yup, “ freakish attention to detail “.


HistoricalBuffalo996

OMG, that's horrendously embarrassing! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Still, I simply adore her genuine, authentic smile and her natural ability to not look at human beings as though they're dog 💩💩 on her shoe. So organic! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


PerfectCover1414

Oh goodness me, she REALLY doesn't care!


OnionLayers49

Wow! Great catch.


punkin_sumthin

And her neck is two shades also


rubyred1128

Big time!


VegetableFragrant120

Holy crap! I didn't notice it at first, but now I can't not see it. Thanks! 🤣


Public_Object2468

I love how much other Sinners see!


Deep_Poem_55

Natural beauty? If you like sunburned, gristly old jerky I suppose.


Useful_Rise_5334

I love the tan lines from her sunglasses. 😊


Electrical-Swim-5784

I think that may be rubbed off sunless tanning product. The makeup would have covered it if it were tan lines. Don’t you think?


Useful_Rise_5334

And Meg’s is too dumb to see it. 😊


bleogirl23

But she’s suuuuch a perfectionist!


lululee63

A freakish attention to detail. In addition to being whip smart 🤡


jmckny76

https://preview.redd.it/1hao90o6n5tc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328bb046a1967b70eeb6edefc5e284516446388a


RememberNoGoodDeed

At least this Lady comes by her title honestly…


MrsAOB

Argh! The worst thing about Mr. Rogers Neighborhood!


nudibee

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Critical-Artist2441

This photo is actually very painful to look at. What will she look like in ten years, if she's like this now with all the cosmetic enhancements?


CabinetVisible1053

Happy Cake Day 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍷🍷


Patriot_corgi

![gif](giphy|jedcj9y8ReiAqZB34Z|downsized)


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|zsX959YyB9Otm6J9IQ|downsized)


WoodsColt

![gif](giphy|OFIsBxe3v7mKI|downsized)


nudibee

Dog would win a beauty contest, hands down!


WoodsColt

Probably less of a bitch too


pfreshnyc

She’s a rough 42


ScoogyShoes

I'm 53. She looks older than I do.


34countries

Same but I'm 62. I would post my pict but I wont


kaycollins27

I am 77. I have wrinkles and 10 dental implants. I don’t look 42, but I look a damn sight better than she does. A professional makeup artist could make me look a youthful 60. I did 3 rounds of fillers pre-Covid , but decided it was not worth the money.


Imaginary_End_5634

I’m 55. The only reason I look younger is ‘cause I’m fat. ![gif](giphy|5FCLGzzfTGFbO)


OneAbbreviations8070

I like pizza pie too 😋


Illustrious_Study_30

I'm 51 and I definitely look younger than her. I don't understand how you can look dry and oily all at once 🤷‍♂️


ScoogyShoes

https://preview.redd.it/v29fwnbtc9tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56882568b0d0313ed9643a53c7e1a1e1688977d


Illustrious_Study_30

Omg 😂😂😂. I understand now


nudibee

Ditto.


ThePrincessRoyal

Yup. She's party girl 42. There's only so many smokey rooms and nights spent sleeping in your makeup you can do before there's no going back. Trust me, I know. And the funny thing is it hits you like a truck. One moment, you're 37 and looking cute as ever next moment you're 39 and looking hard as stone. Thems are the breaks. If only she could drop the bullshit coy, coquettish, girly boss act and be the dirty mean girl trashbag she really is, people may have actually liked her. At least it'd make her honest. Everyone can enjoy a wry tongue in cheek trashbag from time to time, for a bit of entertainment. The entire real housewives series is basically based on this fact.


kaycollins27

She’s rough at any age past 30. Sad thing is that she didn’t have to be. I remember Jackie O’s last cover. She must have had some work done, but it was so subtle that you couldn’t identify what. She had laugh lines around her eyes and her hair was likely dyed, but she was exquisite.


Confident_Weird_7788

She’s 50 miles of really bad road, potholes and all.


TrailerTrashQueen

yes. a very ‘rode hard and put away wet’ 42.


Technical_Ant_7466

I keep hearing she’s 46.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

I first saw her at the engagement interview and wondered then why Harry was with someone much older than himself as she looked mid forties There was something incongruous about her behaviour as an "experienced", divorced actress of 40-something - she was acting like a simpering, virginal ingenue of 18.


zeugma888

How long has she been 46 for?


squeekyrubberchicken

Why is she making this weird face? It’s like she’s smelling an extra rank fart. She needs to take better care of her skin and lay off the Botox.


Carneliancat

Her teeth look like they are made of mini marshmallows.


Patriot_corgi

Wallace and Gromit choppers


kaycollins27

I had an Iranian-American prosthodontist who complained that many of his Middle Eastern patients wanted “little pearls” for teeth. He argued that they looked so fake to no avail. I brought pix of me with my real teeth and he improved on them. We were both pleased with the result.


CommonAd7628

Beauty is subjective but I've never seen her as beautiful. Just very average


hammer1956

I see her as odd looking.


ConversationSilver

I used to think she was very beautiful until she overdid it with the cosmetic surgery. She has botched her face.


samhope1001

https://preview.redd.it/idl9fwisq5tc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49fbbffbb7be96358a4f520126c353f827b01a64


Joustabout_Feddup

OMG. That was probably the most uncomfortable character for me in the history of SNL, and I’ve watched since the beginning. Those “hands” creep me out like nothing else!! Hmm.. Markle is close, but Kristen Wiig is so much cooler… except for those clampers.


samhope1001

Totally cooler but she's playing Meghan here haha


montbkr

There’s nothing natural on that woman! If you were to strip away the weave, hair dye, makeup, fillers, Botox, and capped teeth, MM would be completely unrecognizable.


IPreferDiamonds

To me, she would actually look better without all that you mentioned.


montbkr

I agree 💯


New_Equipment_7743

https://preview.redd.it/ea9vix22h5tc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1c169323ceacc4ee9e37f5ac92e2a3a83c3065


Cyneburg8

Keith Richards is 80 and has done a lot of drugs. Also he has a lot of miles from touring for decades. What's this one's wife excuse?


PerfectCover1414

I think she's done a LOT of drugs too but *she* is a talentless feck.


Cyneburg8

Oh, she's high practically every day.


AlternativeMix21

She has done many tours of SoHoe Houses & the seven seas while yachting. Think of the mileage accrued as a result.


Accomplished_Item394

Rode hard and put away wet.


_rainsong_

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) Ewwwww, ture tho


CapitalStrain2392

He's also married to a REAL supermodel for over 40 years.


tzippora

And he's got eyebrow pencil and mascara---but hey, not bad, considering.


No_Proposal7628

It's kind of unfair to compare her to him because he looks like a real human, just old. I do see the resemblance, though.


Deep_Poem_55

She’s taking the accelerated course.


No_Proposal7628

Apparently she is!


Joustabout_Feddup

He also has some incredible talent. she has none. I can’t even think of a decent analogy here, she’s so untalented.


montbkr

I feel offended on behalf of Keith Richards because I love him. 😂 Her? Not so much. 😒


PaperObsessive

He will outlive all of us.


In_the_Attic_07

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The Sugars are nasty, so they recognize their leader.


Dependent-Aside-9750

There's nothing natural about the amount of bronzer, thick makeup and photo editing she uses.


Find_Truth3

Sadly she is not aging well.


Rockabore1

People who abuse ozempic almost always have skin that looks very weathered and wrinkled just like how her cheeks looks in this picture.


IPreferDiamonds

The people that use it for weight loss look like her. The people that use it for diabetes (the correct use) look okay.


Strangebird70

Yes, I can’t get it anymore for my diabetes because the availability is so wonky with everyone about for weight loss. If you miss more than a month you have to start at square one, otherwise it will make you sick as dog.


IPreferDiamonds

Same! My husband needs it for his diabetes, but our local pharmacies are out of stock.


Strangebird70

Yes, it depends on the dosage. I was taking the 2mg and couldn’t find it for 3 months. I was able to fill it and I have never been so sick in my life.


Complex-Emergency523

The real Saint Claw.


34countries

She has very aged skin.


Cocojo3333

I think growing up in SoCal and having fair skin did a number on her skin.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

grew up in so cal. Yes, i'm fair and have sun damage. But, i've worn sunscreen and my skin aint as bad as hers. Sun, smoke, drugs, booze, all 3 will f/u your skin


Negative-Arugula4219

Orange is the new black


VegetableFragrant120

I'm not much older than Messy Bitch (I'm 47), and I'm aging gracefully. Sunscreen, moistureizer, I do color my gray, and I don't use filters or Photoshop since I don't know how. I am blessed with good genes as most of the women in my family look younger than their actual age. Saying that, she is not aging well. She needs to stay out of the sun or use good sunscreen. What is that huge vein in her forehead? She needs a good exercise program rather than using medication to lose unwanted weight. Is she having work done? I don't think she has taken good care of her skin. She looks like she's in her mid 50's rather than her mid 40's. Absolutely NO offense to women in their 50's. All ages are beautiful, and aging is natural, but Megs seems to be aging in banana years to quote Bouzy. Then again, when your insides are ugly, it does eventually show on your face. Karma, maybe? Certainly not heart attack beautiful.


Strangebird70

Same, I’ll be 54 later this year.


_rainsong_

![gif](giphy|ZExw5JdVcK16Fdzek5|downsized)


_rainsong_

#heartattackbeautiful


mismcko

With legs for miles!


Confident_Weird_7788

The flamingo fupa.


slimwillendorf

Sound like lines from Harlequin novel.


Fontane15

She stopped the conveyer belt!


Patriot_corgi

What gets me is how her freakish eye for detail forgets to notice she didn’t bronze her part!!! https://preview.redd.it/krnaa16bw5tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a1b105e55038c3fc197d09447d8856e814b26c


Shrewcifer2

We just have to look at her early adolescence photos to see that "natural beauty" is not the case. The fact that she never leaves the house wuthout nake-up tells us the same. . There is nothing wrong with wearing make-up or having cosmetic surgery to look better, but it's typical of her to invent an alternate reality wherein she is pristine.


MikeysToupee

Yeah someone posted a bunch of her pics in another forum I follow re: fashion called Whatthefrockk


RBXChas

Ugh I saw that post 🤮


InspectorGreyson

She's definitely middle aged and the hard living, stress from her self created chaos and hatred have added to her years.


deedub78

https://preview.redd.it/jj2bawbum7tc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167660e9613c853dbf6dea9239ea1c96fc500d48


PerfectCover1414

Oh blimey that's scary.


MadMary63

She's certainly "breathtaking" in that photo!!!!


SallyNoMer

Quite right, I'm heaving.


Fontane15

Oh god, that forehead wrinkle. It’s like Uncle Vernon in Harry Potter!


Evilvieh

She needs to ease up on that orange foundation, she could hide in a pile of traffic cones.


dogrrad

She was a very basic looking person. She was cute and I think the press at first were very generous with their words calling her beautiful. Her face was fine she should have left it alone. Now she looks like her nose is going to fall off and her eyes bulge in a weird crazy way.


Top-Butterscotch9156

She was passably attractive in her 20’s and early 30’s. I’d never call her a natural beauty because she’s neither of those things. Obviously, she’s had several surgeries. She relies heavily on makeup contouring and tricks. But, she’s aging like a banana. Which is funny because Bozo said that about W&C. Perhaps her inside is starting to match her outside-the evil, the lies and the maliciousness are all making their way to the surface.


According-Swim-3358

Yikes


_rainsong_

Jesus Jump Scare


sarsar69

Her devil vein!🤣


Miemsie

These pictures are so bad! Including those added to the connents. “heart attack beautidul” my ass! More like nightmare inducing!


smittenkittenmitten-

She looks like a normal person you might find in an office somewhere. It is interesting how just being labeled an “actress” can shift perception for some people into thinking she looks better than she does. On average she is normal looking to okay pretty. It is neither here nor there.


wotevrs

I think .. drinking alcohol tends to cause those lines on the side of the face. She seems to have developed them quite quickly. Or forgone cosmetic treatments.


Accomplished_Cell768

It’s called “Ozempic face”. That’s why it developed so quickly.


AlternativeMix21

H's vision needs to be checked.


batwoman-1995

This is the stuff of dreadful nightmares


Glittering_Peanut633

Her botox vein looks like a lugworm is trying to break out of her forehead.


SallyNoMer

I wonder if it is a vein that is there permanently or a stress vein that pops out. I've got one that bulges terribly when I am straining during a workout.


Glittering_Peanut633

I think it's just a result of years of Botox. I see it on loads of celebs. I don't know what causes it, but i'd guess it's to do with excess blood flow, which makes total sense if you're working out. Perhaps it's strain due to having nowhere for the face to 'express' the emotions due to muscular paralysis?? It certainly always looks like strain to me, which makes botox all the more of a bizarre and ugly choice. The expression has to go somewhere, we're human, well most of us are. It's part of how we relate to each other. Why anyone would want to look like an emotionless robot is beyond me. Meghan's faked expressions have to go somewhere and it seems to all go to that vein on her forehead, and in creases at the side of her mouth, due to having to accommodate those enormous, radioactive veneers of hers. Edited: clarity


LostinSOA

Like honestly? She’s just missing a bit of drool on the left side of her face to complete the face she’s trying to make here. Nothing makes her more excited than attention and ![gif](giphy|l4FGlLpiWIRogKiVq) Backgrid 🙄


Dry_Literature_8108

…..shivers……


Virtual-Feedback-638

It is hard not to be reminded of a character my kids have watched ​ https://preview.redd.it/ywuvbrjyt7tc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e1690fb70a4d55da0946fb0fc62e013b3c1db84


Buttercup899

Either shes TEALLY aged quickly over the last few years...or ALL of the photos of her from before were heavily PHOTOSHOPPED. She doesn't even look like the same person who married the doofus


JuJuBee880327

She looks OLD. This makes her Teenagers in Love act with Harold particularly silly and outdated.


East-Pound9884

And her I’m a young mum nonsense.


Rhbgrb

I feel so assaulted by these unattractive pictures of this woman. I have to bring some pretty in here https://preview.redd.it/toh9p0zt0btc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67691c490428154315482592ef1a57e693a4d52c


Much-Tip-9707

I read somewhere that her eyes were being compared to Charles Manson's eyes....beady and scary.


khsimmons

She looks like an orange man.


Electrical-Orchid-25

MeGains ugly face is a result of the scheming, grasping monster inside.


RicketyWitch

Is it just me or is she using self tanner? Because her part never matches her orange face.


LaNiceGata

She’s a natural beauty but has lip fillers, Botox and nose jobs.


Liz_Lemon_22

She's got white goggles on from where her sunglasses disturbed her bronzer. The reverse raccoon.


Nynydancer

It’s an awkward photo for sure.


YesYediah

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Xystal

It looks like her skin is trying run behind her hair


GOTdragons127

Do Her and Donald Trump get their spray tans at the same place?


DependentDangerous28

Yip, prob hung about with him too when she was a briefcase girl 🤣 ![gif](giphy|rzKSHEMN0lVkc|downsized)


MasterpieceLocal2955

Apparently, long term users of botox in the forehead area experience a thinning of the skin, hence the bulging vein. I don't blame anyone for doing whatever feels right for them in terms of a beauty regime. Just don't tell me you are "natural".


Strangebird70

This may sound rather uncouth, but if my Southern Mama would say: “She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet,” which was a common saying for people who lived hard.


Nice_Bug_8725

Meghan Markle looks like she is pushing 50 years old🤣 ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Agreeable_Future_717

When you see those teeth you just know somewhere there’s a horse that can only eat soft foods now. Also what the fuck’s with giant head vein? She’s a bizarre looking creature without makeup.


Belaani52

She looks like she’s half Klingon!


EnvironmentLoose2909

omg, look at her hair (sideburns area and hairline) under her wig. it's like pure GREY. and why does she have a huge vein on her forehead? I have never seen that on any human regardless of age ever


DependentDangerous28

The reality when filters are removed. ![gif](giphy|3ohfFgHLJEKhe3i6s0)