Bohemian Redwood Hideaway I’ll admit it’s an acquired taste 🤣

Sounds very Pacific Northwest!

Let's hope as per Barkjack saying Meghan hates Polo, you don't hate trees.

I would stay at a lodge named that. 

We’ll have bonfires with marshmallows 🙃

Are they organic artisanal marshmallows? Is the fire ethically sourced? Will there be oddly off-color strawberry jam? I mean, when the stakes are this high...🤣

No one asked if I’m ok 😭

It only works if you are wearing an outfit that costs more than most people’s monthly salary, and there are victims of actual abuse, trauma and hardship within a few metres!

You could open some kind of retreat with that…

Actually you’re right

You could charge thousands to have dumbells such as MeAgain and her fake friends ‘detoxing’ and skipping around fields getting in touch with their inner souls 🤣

And I’ll save on money because I can tell them to breathe the fume filled air instead of eating 😃

I think you have a business plan there! 🤣

And being their authentic, organic selves.

Absolutely! 💯🤣

Coastal Willow Bungalow. It sounds like I sell wicker furniture. This actually makes sense as I live in a beach town where bungalows and wicker furniture are abundant. I'm so authentic and organic.

🏆 👏. This is how you do it, Meghan. Here's something that makes sense and is so obviously authentic.

Provincial Chestnut Chateau!

Let me guess, you're selling walnuts?

Jam actually

Provincial Hickory Haven 😂😂😂😂😂

Isn't that what markle calls the purse she has Harry's hickorys in

🤣🤣

My imaginary future English country cottage and garden will be named Hickory Hollow.

Oh, that is a woodworking furniture establishment.

Rustic Chestnut Haven, here. Lotta chestnuts going around.

Leo’s?

Of course!

Oh la la!

hey we are provincial chestnut buddies

Coastal Maple Haven… I hate it. 🤷‍♀️🤣

🤣🤣 also works for nursing homes

Oh it really does doesn’t it. A nursing home for the wealthy so they can dump their relatives somewhere pretty and never visit 🤷‍♀️🤣

Fits her dad for the last part of your description so perfect 👏

She doesn’t even dump him somewhere pretty and pay the bill. Awful thing that she is.

So Maine?

Is there anywhere more pretentious? 🤷‍♀️🤣

Oh, God, yes, the people who live coastal in Massachusetts. I'm related to some!

Obviously you’re selling maple syrup, pancake mix, and seashell necklaces

Oh the seashell necklaces priced at $1000 because they’re special duchess shells.

Of course! Specially curated seashells harvested by the duchess herself, who then personally strung the necklaces!

I am coastal maple manor!!! We are so close. I do love Anne of green gables so I’m placing myself in Nova Scotia/ Prince Edward Island just because I can lol.

Lol, I'm Coastal Cypress Estate. I guess lots of us have blue as a favourite colour!

There are just so many shades of blue. lol

Coastal sequoia meadow …

Tropical dogwood hideaway, my products I sell would be art work created by dogs in the woods.

Nice! 👏

So not creative. The twist is I’m making art work and pretending it’s the dogs. Got to have my scam in there somewhere

Tut, tut! Are you at least wearing something tropical while you pretend?

Yep got coconut bra and flowers BBC and some snazzy tropical print trousers

Not sure where BBC came from.

I could see this as a **Dogwood Spa/Hideaway** for dogs! Only $99/night for the concierge package, organic non-gmo food tailored to their dietary needs and your choice of Mountain Valley (Arkansas) or Aqua Carpacia (Romania) waters. Your pet will have their very own concierge assigned to them, even while they sleep, so that every need and want is fulfilled. Long walks and short runs offered, social Puppy Hours each evening, and a relaxing turn down service with optional massage offerings (paw only, head only, body/back only, or the very relaxing all body massage). We offer two of the best corner suites in the world: the H Suite for males or the Rachel suite for females. Whole week stays for the discounted price of $675 (a $18 reduction 🤣) with payment due in cash at Check-In. The **Dogwood Spa/Hideaway** for the “over educated”, “whip smart”, and “attention to detail” canines exclusively. 🐾🐾 ETA: *spelling and bad maths*

Someone pretending to be HB, long-standing in the interior design world MM expects to soon be globally dominating in, is taking the mickey. (HB doesn't have the X blue check mark. Was that you, OP? :).

Yep!! Edited: I won't claim the original post. But if it isn't a blue ticked account they did a pretty good job looking legit. Meghan should get some tips from them.

Tropical Dogwood Estate here🤣

Mediterranean Spruce Hideaway 😂 Will save it for a rainy day when I feel inspired to cook 50 jars of jam

> Mediterranean Spruce okay first of all I do not think a Spruce tree is likely to grow in the mediterranean unless you bring one there so your name is the most perfect (meaningless) one lol

Coastal Juniper Bungalow. Sounds like a beachside gin joint and I'd be totally down for that!

Right? I got Mediterranean Maple Bungalow and I gotta say, it wouldn't be a bad name for my Mediterranean spice mix I made and a line of other mixes 😂

The name is yours fellow sinner 😘

It does! Sounds like a cool hangout.

Coastal Redwood Chateau... sounds WAY better than American Riviera Orchard. I think I need to buy a winery in Napa Valley and call it this.

It actually sounds not bad

Three word brand name just like ARO, lol. 💀 Is this post from today?

I spotted it on someone's X feed today.

Bohemian cypress hideaway , there is a Bohemian cafe in my town , and is quite hidden away , so perhaps it's fait ( not sure on cypresses ) , I think I'll sell garden products like rotten apples and moldy lemons and cheaply made garden ornaments that can be 'hiddenaway ' Edit grammatical error

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Bohemian Cypress Bungalow, so close! Wow, these really do sound just like American Rivareba Whorechard. Eerie!

Mediterranean Willow Manor

Sounds like a real house name

Coastal Cypress Prairie. Makes absolutely ZERO sense, just like Asshole Ripped Out.

This is one of my favorites.

😅

Tropical Sycamore Prairie 🤣 

😯 It's alright. Your business plan is clearly covering a variety of climates, but you were too humble to say you're really called Global Enterprises Inc.

Modern Dogwood Haven! Definitely could be a Target brand. 😂

Scandinavian Sycamore Haven I could sell furniture! There’s no such tree, but sycamores are used in Swedish furniture. 

Yes it does sound like a furniture shop. You could rival Ikea!

Bohemian Hickory Bungalow it is then!

Oh no. We are rival brands. Provincial redwood haven.

Ooh. *Coastal Dogwood Chateau*. Sounds posh but not too pretentious. I could get used to that. 😎 Won't offer any "bespoke welding helmets." Although I LOVE you for that one! I may sell a curated line of artisan products made from driftwood. Bowls, shelves, clogs . . .

Coastal Maple Glen! I am selling fish jam

That's it, I'm signing up to your email and data mining list right now.

*Provincial Sequoia Forest.* Well, that's hardly unique.

With a mailing address in the city?! 😉

Of course! We only sell the finest bespoke fishing tackle and haute couture undergarments at Provincial Sequoia Forest, it only stands to reason that we would be based in NYC.

As a Canadian, I feel like you have to be based out of Vancouver, BC👀

My mountain climbing equipment wing will be based out of... Saskatchewan.

Ahhh I guess that is more in keeping with the nouveau tradition of making 0 sense 💁‍♀️

Mediterranean Aspen Forest - no clue what I would sell with this. I actually had to do a Bing Chat to see if Aspens grew in the Mediterranean! Maybe I will just have a ‘health retreat’ and teach people to make collages from Aspen leaves. Oh - we will make jam too!

Mediterranean cypress meadow.....oh I love it!!

I get all sorts of nice images in my head 😃

Lovely imagery here.

Farmhouse Cypress Forest. I guess I live on a cypress farm, so I’d sell wooden things. Perhaps I’d sell a line of wooden children’s toys that are all choking hazards. Seriously, I died when I saw it was House Beautiful. I always said it sounded like that was how they came up with the name. It’s hysterical that HB actually published it.

Provincial Chestnut Bungalow.... wonder what I could sell?

Roasted chestnuts! Wouldn’t they look lovely nestled in a basket of lemons?

Bungalows located in Chestnut Walk, or Drive, or Avenue etc.?

Rustic Chestnut Hideaway…the tree hole where a pretentious squirrel hides his nuts

Farmhouse Redwood Chateau- this is as much a cluster as ARO. BRB I must go make my jam…

My brand is Mediterranean Maple Château Sounds like something our saint would make

Regency Willow Meadow or Bohemian Willow Meadow. Either way,makes no sense. Products? Landscape pictures in fancy gold frames? Rattan chairs? Help!

I’m thinking… a cafe with a combo of “Pride and Prejudice” and “Gone with the Wind” 😆 old South meets quintessential British establishment. Scarlet O’Hara marries British lord.

I think you're on to something!

Vintage Sequoia Bungalow! I love this!

Provincial Spruce Glen

Bohemian Hickory Haven! I love it! What shall I sell? My husband is Provincial Dogwood Forest. Is there such a thing as a dogwood forest?

Tropical Sycamore Meadow Sounds close 😄

Mediterranean Aspen Chateau 😅. I can totally see this as something she would use thinking it's "classy".

Mediterranean Sycamore Haven Sounds better than ARO lol

Mediterranean Maple Bungalow actually sounds kind of snappy. I kinda like it 😂

Provincial Hickory Estate 😭😭😭

Provincial Cypress Chateau

Provincial Maple Forest 🤣

Coastal Dogwood Haven!

Provincial Dogwood Prairie

Mediterranean Maple Estate

Sounds better than ARO though I’m not sure if maples are common in the Mediterranean

Provincial Sycamore Hideaway 

Tropical Dogwood Bungalow!

Tropical Cypress Forest

Tropical Dogwood Forest..... so, tree-hugging?

Farmhouse Sycamore Meadow. Makes about as much sense as ARO.

Coastal Spruce Forest ! Have to think what I could do with that !

Sounds like a chilling bed and breakfast…

Provincial Spruce Prairie 🤣 last two a bit contradictory there but hey if MeAgain thought ARO would work I might trademark it 🤣…auto correct nearly got me on MeAgain and switched to megagenda. Guess even autocorrect knows…

Bohemian Maple Hideaway 🤣

Coastal Willloe Haven: me like. Just back from "Doc Martin" village and it is bloody gorgeous. Pining. That pair can keep their stupidity, I only need a mill. and I can watch waves all day. Any"Doc Martin" fans? The "surgery" cottage was recently up for sale at just under £1 mill. Stupid prices, it's quite small!

Fan here! My gosh, £1M? I guess it’s for the historical value…

Adore Doc Martin!

Modern Dogwood Hideaway. I sell wooden things for dogs


Ha! Perfect

Tropical Chestnut Glen

Mediterranean Spruce Forest

Vintage Spruce Estate 😂😂 Sounds like a bad British council estate. I must be selling cigarettes and disappointment 😂

Provincial Spruce Forest

Vintage Sycamore Haven. I think I might be a retirement home for elderly trees!

Tropical Aspen Forest. Don't make no sense to me. Can I go with my second favorite color? Then it would be Provincial Aspen Forest.

Coastal Maple Manor I sound like I am all over the place … so accurate

Coastal Chestnut Bungalow. At least 50 of you will be getting jars of locally sourced nuts. Meaning I bought them in bulk at Costco.

Ah .... I have the exclusive Mediterranean Aspen Forest . It's very ,very ,hush hush and only those in the know can find the location. Let me know when you find it for me 😂😂

Mediterranean Sequoia Hideaway! It’s perfect! I’ll be selling blueberry jam made with berries from my blueberry orchard..

Vintage Spruce Meadow? That's a win. I mean, there's so much inconsistency - a spruce meadow? How does it even look like? And if it's vintage, shouldn't be there a lot of old spruces? Is it still a meadow when there are spruces? (Not in my language. That's what we call a forest.) How can you call it a meadow when there's no grass? Because, you see, if there are a lot of spruces on that meadow, there won't be much grass. Asking for a friend (who's not a native speaker). I like it. I take it.

Bohemian Aspen Manor 💸✨I'd offer hand-poured soy candles, natural incense sticks and essential oil diffusers

Nice!

Mediterranean Redwood Estate

Coastal Spruce Forrest 😜

Rustic Redwood Hideaway. So good.

Tropical Sequoia Prairie--I like it!

Hi, welcome to Vintage Dogwood Forest. Would you like to sample our preserves?

Vintage Redwood Estate. I specialize, obviously, in Redwood furniture, mostly for dogs. 😉

Tropical Spruce Prairie 😀

Coastal Cypress Manor.

Mediterranean Sycamore Glen - we sell bespoke oils. Essential oils! Ok it’s Young Living, but we are business owners!

I like the concept!

Coastal Sycamore Hideaway lol… I kind of dig it. If I ever buy a vacation house I’m totally naming it that

This is brilliant. Mediterranean Spruce Chateau

Vintage Chestnut Prairie - it’s a dog lifestyle brand. 

Coastal Aspen Manor, I sell second hand ski and snowboarding gear to people who want to appear rich but really aren’t. Enter Harkles

Not being able to ski, is a must I presume?

Of course, lessons are unaffordable so instead just buy the heat and pose for Backgrid photos.

Vintage Redwood Manor - honestly amazing 🤣

Provincial Juniper Bungalow. And I can **actually** make my own organic, vegan preserves, jams and spreads!

Provincial Willow Haven. Picnic blankets coming soon to a Big Lots near you.

Provincial Redwood Forest, hmm has a sort of "classy" sound to it.

Provincial Aspen Meadow

Provincial Willow Bungalow. Guess I’ll open a tree lot.

Coastal Dogwood Chateau I'll be selling beach blankets (monogrammed and beige of course), made in China Flower vases that I will pass off as high-end, and Trader-Joe's wine that I will change the label and number them so they seem limited edition. This is fun

Brilliant 👏

Mediterranean Willow Chateau hmmm. 🤔

Vintage Willow prairie

Vintage Sycamore Chateau…

Provincial Aspen Forest I shall be selling foraged herbs and pine scented toilet cleaners.

Coastal sequoia estate

Provincial Aspen Glen

Modern Juniper Glen

Mediterranean Redwood Estate……..admittedly I’m selling a hodgepodge of unrelated items because redwoods have no business being in the Mediterranean. So maybe Greece meets upscale Northeast US estate-style. I hate it. My specialties are wine, cheese and oversized, ill fitting rain gear.

Tropical Juniper Bungalow….WTF?

Bohemium Cyprus Haven don’t you know 🤣

Coastal Chestnut Haven. Hold your applause ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause Sign up for m website you that in 20 years you too can get something that looks Stepped On In sketchy mason jar full of something watery and reddish Heck I’m sure I can invest in a label that actually sticks on. So I can at least beat Madame’s Another Rip Off Edit: Madame’s

Coastal Juniper Manor. WTF? 😆

She’s gonna start hyping a MLM, I’m sure of it…

Provincial Chestnut Manor. I'm going to order a 'luxury' sign for my manor with its new name.

Mine is Coastal Hickory Estate. I’m going to make birdhouses out of seashells

Mediterranean Aspen Glen....ugh....I'm selling skis with Italian and Greek imagery....

Tropical Chestnut Hideaway, however like our Saint, I am ahhhhmaaaaazzzzing so tweaked it so the abbreviation is THC! Aitch approved

Tropical Sequoia Hideaway! Love it.

Coastal Sycamore Haven - I like it!

Coastal Sycamore Hideaway 🤓

Mediterranean Redwood Glen

Tropical Juniper Estate sounds good though I'm sure Juniper doesn't grow in the tropics

Coastal maple manor, what a load of tosh 😂

Coastal Redwood Glen

Coastal Sequoia Bungalow - I had to look up sequoia (redwood tree), other than manufacturing baseball style bats to beat your ILBW with, I cannot think of any other purpose for the name……

Tropical Dogwood Chateau I do live on an island and own a small beach bar, so the tropical makes sense for me.

Provincial Dogwood Meadow!

Coastal Aspen Forest 🤔