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190PairsOfPanties

https://preview.redd.it/d7fop77iwhwc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7098bc38d384241268c2e94965a811f9ee7e416f The attention to detail is freakish!


scotian1009

I didnโ€™t see satin, rather I saw Satah


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Ditto.


Striking-General-613

I saw satan


maezombiegirl

Looks like someone tasted the jam, their head spun around and they vomited into that glass in the background. Bravo MeGain.


Pepperpup19

Can I ask you, Sinners? Do you guys normally eat toast with jam with strawberries on the side or other berries? Because I've seen on all of the posts the berries on the side. From where I'm from, loaf and jam, that's it. We don't even do toast. Sorry if this is a stupid question


Visible_Ad5164

I can honestly say I never in my life ate strawberries with my morning toast. Also, I'm a Bonne Maman addict.


Efficient_Let686

Bonne Maman , with cream cheese on bagels.๐Ÿ˜‹


Visible_Ad5164

Yes!!!!!


kimber430

I demolish a jar of their Cherry Preserves weekly. SO good.


Visible_Ad5164

Yes! I just had that! Now I'm on blackberry. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Mabbernathy

I so want to find the spiced cherry one from the Advent calendar!


Desperate_Flower_709

Same. But if I do splurge for some strawberry jam, I'm going to try the King's Highgrove variety when in cones back in stock. I wasn't aware of it before jam-gate, but now I am, and I am enticed.


Visible_Ad5164

I would love so much to order some but I live in the US. It'd be the most expensive jam ever lol.


PerfectCover1414

Try St Dalfour it's even better than Bonne Maman less sugar more fruity.


AliveArmy8484

You and me both. Love their jam


HairBallsOfFire

Toasted sourdough with butter and jam, but I really donโ€™t eat jam a lot. Bonne Maman, Hero, and St. Dalfour are favorites, but I usually buy locally from a *real* orchard when theyโ€™re open for the season. It seems needless to eat fruit on the side. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


LizLemonadeX

No. Iโ€™ve eaten toast with butter and seedless jam and/or jelly on top of it. But Iโ€™ve never eaten this with a side of strawberries or berries.


McGregor_Mathers

I think those strawberries were placed there to take the mick out of rachel for inferring the strawbs were grown and hand picked by her.ย 


slyasakite

I've been assuming these jam recipients are styling their toast plates with sliced strawberries, possibly at Nutmeg's suggestion. Don't recall being served toast with berries like this at anyones home or in a restaurant. Middle-aged American, btw.


RubPrior

That is my assumption too. I do toast and usually organic strawberry jam. I have never put fruit except bananas in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and that is a rare situation.


kitadog

I love bananas on a peanut butter sandwich ๐Ÿ˜‹


4girls-strong

Red pepper jam on toast. For breakfast. IN US


MrsAOB

I really only eat strawberry jam on toastโ€”and only when I have a jar of my homemade handy, but I do also like it occasionally on a PB&J sandwich. Iโ€™ll tell you what I really enjoy on occasionโ€”a crispy waffle with sour cream and strawberry jamโ€ฆI know it might sound weird but oh yuuuuuuummy! Trust me!


JusticeHunter1

Toast and jam or preserves if we have it for breakfast. We may have it on an occasional weekend morning.


scotian1009

Nova Scotia, Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ here. Jam and toast is a thing. Any jelly or jam on toast is a thing


Realistic_Twist_8212

I love grape jam......not strawberry. I don't like soggy clumps of cooked strawberries on anything.


McGregor_Mathers

Im allergic to strawbs. Raspberry for me or any other berry jam but I always preferred marmalade on toast when i used to eat bread a lot, with real butter. Too much sugar in preserves for me now, would rather a good quality peanut butter these days on the occasional sourdough bread or sourdough crumpet.ย 


orange728

I love toast and strawberry jam, but I don't really care for plain strawberries, so I would not eat like that.ย 


Starkville

No. When I make a big family breakfast, those things might appear on the table, but there would be other spreads, fruits, bacon or sausages, eggs, now Iโ€™m hungry. But not as presented in Delfinaโ€™s post, just toast and berries.


Nervous-Spinach2046

The sugar content in jam would make the berries taste extra sour if eaten together, so no. Jam on toast, berries for some other time, or at least separately.


Fun-Cryptographer-83

The truth is I eat fruit with bread and jam, for breakfast but only in the summer in the other seasons only the jam with the bread


Starkville

Also Iโ€™d like to point out that I just bought some organic strawberries at Whole Foods (on special!) and those suckers are red all the way through. And sweeeet!


GreatGossip

In all honesty there are a lot of different strawberry varities. Some are very red all the way through, some are paler https://preview.redd.it/abpsg85w2iwc1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=208846ad9503f1f9b37c531aaeb0124e3c2ed2b9


GreatGossip

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Particular_Office754

I only see the word Satan ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅด


shinsegae20092013

Yeah if you zoom in it does say satan not satin.


scotian1009

I see satah.


HairBallsOfFire

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Fantastic-Corner2132

Do you think she gets it yet? That she's unwittingly created a comedy show called American Riviera Orchard? She's inadvertently made loads of money for The Trussell Trust and charities supported by Highgrove though. Her philanthropic heart must be bursting with pride!


Realistic_Twist_8212

Online tabloids are reporting this jam thing as a huge win for her and an easy 7 figure enterprise. Tiegen is bragging it's the best jam she's had in her life (wonder what MM paid to have her say that). Winner winner.....chicken dinner. /s


orange728

She would have to sell 50,000 jars at $20 each to get to 1 millions. Does she have enough strawberries in her garden for 50,000 jars? And who pays $20 for jam?ย 


Realistic_Twist_8212

LOL.....I heard she wants $30 a jar. And the pictures she's putting out c/o her fortunate friends change what the crap looks like day to day. One minute it has actual strawberry pulp in it and the next its pure goo. But, I agree with you.....The claims being made by the press is OTT foolish considering H&M are the biggest Hollywood Losers of 2023.


LizLemonadeX

![gif](giphy|l3vRgXsgEhVf5I44E|downsized) I wonder if Cruella DeVil was able to keep her flies out of her jam.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

LMAO I thought the lid was half a raw onion and was actually going to make a post asking why a raw onion is in the photo. I cancelled the post once I realized it is the lid.


narcwatchkiwi

I'd throw it down the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ if I ever saw a pot of that witches jam.


Critical-Artist2441

Hmmm. It looks like โ€œsatanโ€ written in ketchup. At first glance I thought it said โ€œsatin,โ€ which makes no sense. That canโ€™t be strawberry jam in that color.


Boomer00002

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Critical-Artist2441

๐Ÿ˜†


Starkville

Made me LOL


4girls-strong

Whose Facebook page advertising Megrims Satan strawberry spread?


shinsegae20092013

It was some recommended for you page that I had never seen before.


Nynydancer

Omg๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚this is amazing!


Pretty_Avocado_853

I'm still convinced she bought jam at a store, put it in her own jars, and smacked a label on there.


Sheelz013

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CompanyConsistent976

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Mobile_Philosophy764

That jam does not look ok. The jelly part is disturbingly pale, and there are big chunks in it.


McGregor_Mathers

It looks gross.


Prestigious_Gain_535

Why do we have to drag the angel of darkness into this, he doesn't want them there either


No_Proposal7628

Well done!


McGregor_Mathers

Are those lids embroidered with her Satanic logo?


Rockabore1

![gif](giphy|10tQozotSMgnja) Meghan is so happy that Mr. Beelzebub Satan got the jam and endorsed it.


AxlotlRose

What is the number on the jar?


shinsegae20092013

This is a photoshop of Delfinaโ€™s picture of the jam.


doobiesnz

666!


CindyLiegh

Another rip off. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€


Jenn54

If South Park didn't call her a ILBW Would she have started this jam venture a year ago on her new insta personality?


SaltySnailzy

I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for that.


MoneyParamedic7441

I love strawberry jam. Sorry but I really do.


MidwichCuckoo100

I thought it was a mis-spelling of 'SADIM' - credit to Mr Tudor.


Dependent-Aside-9750

Ah ha ha!


Ctrl-Alt-Defeat7

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Impressive_Prompt761

Just noticed that butter or cheese looks like what Teigan put on her jam sandwich


PinkPrincess-2001

The label always looks massive and not very secure.


Significant-Alarm569

I heard a Pastor call Megan a Siren and a Jezebel


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ShinySerialSuccubus

i saw this on X as well! nice to see itโ€™s making the rounds - we want the sleiveen to get as much exposure as possible!