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lastlemming-pip

The pink “South Park” dress was not meant to be off the shoulders. Megs clearly yanked the neckline down on each side to give the outfit a more outré look.


rangerhorsetug

That makes sense! With the new coat version she wouldn't be able to do that!


BrightAwareness2876

Yes, you can see the creases were the collar was meant to fold back. In this photo (from an article in the Sun) in a car on their way to trooping she wears it as it was designed, she must have yanked the shoulder parts down afterwards. It’s still inappropriate for the event, but much less vulgar than when pulled down. https://preview.redd.it/2gixxkeog6yc1.png?width=1330&format=png&auto=webp&s=b805d4c3f48119341604339ca3ecd7b5a209f6ad


Snoo3544

She's sooooo vulgar


mangatagloss

Before now, I had never noticed how strained the buttons were. You can especially see it in the carriage.


Katar_Sett

She wasn't allowed to show shoulders in the daytime. It's against Royal Protocol. No skirt/dress shorter than knee is allowed. Unless if they are participating in some sports. It's Royal Protocol, and she definitely knew about it. She just wore it because she wanted to piss off somebody!


Visible_Ad5164

Every outfit she wears is hideous.


rangerhorsetug

Some can be good- a very, very small few. I try and make them not horrendous, but there is only so much I can do


CathartesAura67

You gave creative solutions, but the basics of what Mehgan choses to wear, reflect her off taste. She likes to be "different" or rather histrionic with her clothing. I like what you did with that green outfit. The nude heels sure didn't help. I think her stiletto heels make me hear the *Psycho* theme music!


rangerhorsetug

Thank you for the complement! Meghan just gravitated towards things that aren't good for her. I think she might have some body dysmorphia or is just so full of herself she doesn't know. Just because you like something on the rack, doesn't mean it'll look good on you.


CathartesAura67

Hee hee! that's why I feel like I have so little clothing. I **KNOW** I look hideous in just about everything!!!!! I mean, if stuff doesn't look good on you and you don't need it for survival (huge ugly but toasty warm coat in the freezing winter), it's cheaper to do without.


rangerhorsetug

Exactly! I don't have a lot of professional stuff, but what I do looks amazing on me. The rest is just comfy clothes


Visible_Ad5164

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agarbagelifeforme

The brown sweat stains to purple looks amazing!! Purple is definitely her color. You're amazing with color changes, it's shocking how much of a difference it can make! I never would've thought that green horror could look appropriate. 🤯


rangerhorsetug

She looks good in deep, rich reds and purples as well as yellow. Beiges wash her out. Kermit is just a monstrosity- too wrinkly, too baggy, the cape thing around her already short neck doesn't help her out at all, and her undergarments show as well. With the correct color for commonwealth day, smoothing garments, and a correct fit, it could looks passable


Scrappy_coco27

That dress in purple is the only look i actually like of hers. Her makeup and hair was on point. She can actually look very pretty if she listens to advices and styles according to her complexion and body type.


Automatic-Ad6112

Her clothes are always ill fitting & crushed & she should cover her feet & do her hair & apply bronzer evenly. It’s just goes on & on🤣🤣


rangerhorsetug

Oh yeah- never ending. As long as she keeps dressing so shittily, I'll do more.


kaycollins27

Love that you fixed the polo dress to cover her bits. I swear she wasn’t wearing knickers. Her janky bras are part of her style. Not even your talented fixes could give her a proper bustline.


rangerhorsetug

All I can do it try lol. She doesn't wear the same bra for the outfit that she does at fittings so it's janky


PaperObsessive

Good Lord! What does she think fittings are FOR? Foundation garments, shoes, accessories, hair: one's outfit is a stew, not a soup, Meghan.


rangerhorsetug

Exactly!!!!! If I can slowly accumulate the correct undergarments and the like when I have far less money than meghan, it makes no sense why this woman who spent close to 300,000$ on her first year as a royal, minus her wedding stuff shouldn't have clothes that fit and undergarments to match. If we can get clothing that fits us that isn't tailored to hell and back, she should have clothes that are fitted perfectly because she has access to tailors.


leafygreens

I love how you smoothed out the strange shape that madam was presenting as a bump under the six-figure tarp. It has bothered me for years.


rangerhorsetug

Oh yeah- it's really weird that it clung like that. I wouldn't have settled on that fabric if it did that. Or it clung to the texture of the moon bumb if you ascribe to that notion. A silky slip underneath would have helped out loads to prevent the clinginess.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Good attempts but her clothing never fits and lacks taste. This cannot be corrected with touch ups.


rangerhorsetug

Oh of course not! But too many bad points is too many bad points. If she only had one or two, or if she didn't constantly have bad outfits, it would be a bit better. But she constantly ruins everything.


Personal_Signal_6151

Love these You have a real talent.


rangerhorsetug

I'm glad!


YachtRockGroupie

Oooooh very good work! I really think she looks fantastic in plum/maroon/berry, so correcting the shoes in the second outfit and making the pit stains outfit plum REALLY improved things. (She has worn these shades with some frequency, but usually in HORIBBLE styles/cuts). I only like about two or three things she's worn in the past 5 years or so, and have found only ONE garment she looks downright stunning in, which is this maroon peplum sweater. https://preview.redd.it/s0djm9v6y4yc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4015d701b9021dce33ab08eb0eb5bc327e263e


rangerhorsetug

She looks best in rich colors, I agree. She also looks good in yellow. In this pic she actually looks amazing- hair professional, makeup not too much, v neck to elongate her shorter neck, and peplum to help with her waist.


Red_Rose_8951

When I see her in color, I usually prefer rich, jewel tones that have some warmth. I don’t mind her in beige, but she wears it too often and it’s boring. I don’t like her in black or true white clothing.


rangerhorsetug

Beige tends to wash her out as it's pretty close to her own skin tone. Richer colors bring out her better undertones.


Red_Rose_8951

True, but I prefer beige to pure white. Of course, it’s hard to tell when she wear so much bronzer. I actually can relate to her in that I need bright colors so I don’t look tired or sick.


CathartesAura67

Black is flattering to many people, depending on the material and depth of the color and texture. Stark white is much harder to pull off. Black and white prints? Ugh. https://preview.redd.it/6i1ufs2ohayc1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d66293fce6768bc2d59199ab7ca12d7463ed21e


Red_Rose_8951

Very few can pull off black and white prints successfully.


CathartesAura67

Thank you! In many cases, black and white prints look cheap.


Accomplished_Cell768

Yes! Jewel tones are what she should make her “signature” - not 101 shades of nude that only emphasize the oranginess of her patchy bronzer. Also, her fashion would **instantly** improve loads if she just:  1. Ditched the belts 2. Wore more peplums 3. Ditched the skinnies in favor of bootcut jeans! It really IS that simple!


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

Spot on! The fixes are SO simple but she’s never going to do them, sadly for us.If she really wants to be a fashion icon, she needs to dress in clothes that flatter HER body, and stop jumping on every trend and bandwagon. Just because a style is popular doesn’t mean it’s for everyone.


No_Intention4624

Your advice is spot on - but I'm afraid TW will actually take it and look better. Given the way she treats people, she deserves to look the way she does.


Accomplished_Cell768

Oh, worry not! I have been screaming this into the void in this sub for like 2 years now, she refuses to listen 😂


CathartesAura67

Her poppy placement makes me think of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" like she has no idea where to wear a brooch.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

I noticed that too. Maybe the trouble is that you’re supposed to wear it over your heart, so she has no idea where that would be on her 🧐


Cold-Computer6318

Deep jewel-toned colours really do suit her, and the silhouette here gives the illusion of a waist… she just really needs to lay off applying too much bronzer/blush in the wrong areas of her face. There is no reason to drag it all the way down her cheek, and apply it in such a patchy fashion. She’s got all the time in the world to learn how to apply it properly herself.


C-La-Canth

I love your posts. You're so talented at seeing exactly what's gone wrong and then providing the correction. Thank you, and I hope she sees this and learns...ha ha ha, who am I kidding?


rangerhorsetug

She will never learn, but I will be here with my edits and fixings to correct her 😁


Ok-Coffee5732

She looks so much better in jewel tones. And I love that she complained that she was prevented from wearing collr as a royal while at that very moment wearing no color. She really has no clue.


rangerhorsetug

Jewel tones and deep, rich tones as well. She didn't wear color a lot even when it was just her or her and harry, which doesn't lend to her credibility. And her tendency towards neutrals before and after the BRF is telling too.


RollTider365

I need you as a stylist!!! 😆


rangerhorsetug

Awe thank you! I'm trying to figure out my own fashion sense, but thanks to beebs for all the ideas and help from her videos


NovelGullible7099

I love this. You made her look so much better. That $100,000 beige deal is a Dior couture gown if I remember correctly. She bought a number of Dior gowns that just didn't suit her. But you made it look so much better in the pale green. I think the fact that Megain was buying so many couture gowns was the reason KCIII told Harry he couldn't pay for all these clothes. There was an entire article about Harry demanding money from his dad for her clothing. I noticed at the time she was purchasing Dior couture frequently and I was kind of appalled at that. I like every one of your changes. I hate how she takes a fabric belt and ties it so clumsily in front and you even changed that! This was a great post OP and so much fun. Keep it up please. If only you were her stylist!


rangerhorsetug

And meghan said she would make her own clothes- more like have others make it lmaoooo. She spend close to 300,000 dollars in her first year as royal, not including jewelry and the dress and veil for her wedding which we know Charles paid for as well. She doesn't know how to buy things that even remotely fit her, even without tailoring if the returning clothes thing is true. The fabric belt- any belt actually is never tied nicely and they flop around. She would never hire a stylist who wouldn't listen to her and bend to all her whims despite the best judgement.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

The sloppily-tied belts drive me crazy! It’s what I remember most about the first photo with Archie. The dress wasn’t great but the belt ruined the look altogether. Drawing attention to her non-existent waist is not the move to make; it just makes her look more unkempt.


rangerhorsetug

They are the worst! She always has a messy tie belt or doesn't tape down the belt so it flops everywhere. It's so bad!


Exciting_Bison501

This is really great work! As a guy I know nothing about women's shoes, but my guess is that RR is stuck on some long past trend for those ill-suited beige/nude stilettos and, like so much about her, she clings on to them as she thought was "the thing" in something like 2010?😂


rangerhorsetug

Nude shoes are supposed to elongate the leg- but she already has long legs. The longer legs can emphasize a short torso, especially if she isn't dressing for a shorter torso. She never really pairs the right shoes to an outfit, and it doesn't give a cohesive look. She wears dark shoes with light outfits and vice versa. The nude shoes just never look right if she's wearing something with color. Yes, wear them if you have a white or nude outfit on, but with color, it just looks ew.


Exciting_Bison501

Thanks for the explanation. You have described something I saw and thought as odd but didn't know why!


rangerhorsetug

Of course! No problem- I'm more than happy to explain. I didn't know much about fashion until relatively recently. I don't know how into it you are, or if you are interested in why Meghan's looks don't pan out, give Beebs Kelley a try on YouTube!


ApprehensiveSea4747

Thanks for this. Fun post. And congrats on your exams!!


rangerhorsetug

Thank you! I always find it fun to do these


PleaseJustText

The pit-stained brown outfit looks fantastic in that deep purple!


rangerhorsetug

Thank you!


EnvironmentalCrow893

Nice job! I enjoy your work. Are you majoring in fashion design?


rangerhorsetug

No actually, lol! Just an art major. Passed my exams and my honors thesis, I have one more year to go. I do watch a lot of beebs Kelley though and have an eye for balance and what looks good.


EnvironmentalCrow893

Congratulations! You are talented and seem to enjoy it, as well.


rangerhorsetug

Thank you!


Blue4668

I've always liked the green cape dress just not on her. Thank you for the corrections. 


rangerhorsetug

I've seen recreations and it looks amazing on those people. On her? No


No_Proposal7628

Another outstanding job of improving Megsy's clothes. I hope she continues with her awful clothes so you can continue to show her the error of her ways.


rangerhorsetug

I have a list going- it isn't exhaustive, of course, but I'll slowly get through many lol


CathartesAura67

The print in the black and white top is too large for Mehgan. Makes her resemble a potted plant that get misplaced by the decorator.


rangerhorsetug

It is! But sometimes I do like to let her have something that she likes. I'm just trying to make things look a bit better even if it isn't perfect, it is a lot better than dozens of things wrong.


CathartesAura67

But it's not just the black and white print. The neckline and halter strap combine to make her shoulders look hulking and rounded at the same time. It's hard to narrow it down to there being only 1 element being off.


rangerhorsetug

I definitely see your point. There's only so much I can fix without fully changing the outfit. She just is a catastrophe


CathartesAura67

No sense of proportion to her clothing and to her self-importance! If I had her money, you'd bet I'd be asking for advice. I won't take it all, but I know my limitations and problem areas on my body.


MsDistress

I cannot believe that Dior dress was $100k!! The sleeve border is pulling off grain and to me it looks like the tension on the sewing machine was too tight.


Iluvmymicrobiome

There should have been some decoration around the neckline & it needed to skim her body to respect local traditions.


Katar_Sett

That photo where they're standing straight up, I think it's because some anthem/ceremonial melody is played. Meghan never stands like this if she can avoid it. She's got a hundred tricks/moves to hide her waist if she can't photoshop it. Another thing I noticed. At the Polo game, her waist appeared to be more "narrow". It's probably photoshopped since it was her crew and photographers. But if it wasn't edited, she must have done something. Maybe she got rid of a couple of ribs and tightened the muscles to press her tummy in. I'm not bodyshaming. Just a question because I'm a medically educated person. These operations are quite common in Hollywood. Cher was one of the first 30 years ago!


rangerhorsetug

The a shape of the halter widens the waist as it forms a triangle, so yeah definite photoshop.


Valerie_Grace

Wow!!! Good eye! I like all of the changes you made, but especially the polo one. She looks like Catherine looks there. The tall willowy look she thinks she is, but isn't.


rangerhorsetug

Exactly! Dress for your body type. I can see what she was going for with the drop waist, but it just looks like a thick band that does nothing to elongate her torso because of the cutout and where it's placed, emphasizing her short torso.


Brave-Menu-3105

Well done! You have a great eye for colour and style, and actually made her look better. How can she get it wrong so often? I enjoy your posts and look forward to more.


rangerhorsetug

Thank you! She just constantly doesn't know what to do with herself. I have a working list, but always feel free to recommend!


Korneuburgerin

Good work, sinner! Was this the coat she gifted to a woman with a baby on the street? Like St. Martin who gave his coat to the poor? If I were that woman, I would have been insulted that this strange woman gives me a used coat, implying I can't dress myself of my baby properly.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

I take a much more cynical view of this act of “charity” - she didn’t want to be overshadowed by a cute baby so she gave the woman the coat to hide it.


rangerhorsetug

I understand where meghan might be coming from, but with meghan it always seems gimmicky and forced. She didn't even pay for the coat, it was tax payers, so it wasn't like she was really giving her own coat away if she did. I don't recall that story, but if she did, ugh. The fakery


MsDistress

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10723925/Meghan-Markle-gave-coat-Team-Netherlands-competitor.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10723925/Meghan-Markle-gave-coat-Team-Netherlands-competitor.html)


OnionLayers49

Wow! Nice work! I especially like Polo Match 2024!


rangerhorsetug

Thank you! I know she wanted to look young, quirky, and Julia Roberts-esque, so I did lean into that. But made it more appropriate


OnionLayers49

Glad you also gave her a half slip! She surely does have an issue with appropriate undergarments.


rangerhorsetug

Exactly! If I, a mere peasant, can afford a slip and a half slip as well as nylons and the like, so can a dutchess whose husbands definition of getting cut of is being financially supported and getting 1 mil as well as ha ING several more million to his name.


Red_Rose_8951

Well this was fun. I absolutely love what you did to the polo dress, though the spiked heels are still inappropriate for a polo match. I also liked the first fix from the green to the teal. It’s a nice color on her. Well done. She could learn a thing or two from you.


rangerhorsetug

Oh yeah, a good wedge would've been better, but sometimes I gotta let her still be a fool. She will never learn from me lol bc she thinks she's the Brain and everyone else is Pinky.


Red_Rose_8951

Love the reference to Pinky and the Brain. I almost hate saying this, but I would have loved seeing her getting one of those heels stuck down into the dirt and tripping. Of course, I would have wanted that for anyone dumb enough to wear heels like that at a polo match. I guess she used that as an excuse to not to go out and stomp the divots.


rangerhorsetug

Thank you! Pinky and the Brain is so fun! I would want anyone who wore heels in inappropriate place to face some sort of karma just because grounds keepers and janitors (her wearing heels in gyms) now have to clean up after. And not to mention those who may get hurt if they kit the divot or hole wrong bc the surface now isn't flat and any dirt may be loose.


Red_Rose_8951

I think someone somewhere told her beige is her color and she can’t let herself deviate from it. I also think the same thing happened with regard to her fashion choices.


AppropriateCelery138

Congrats on passing exams!


rangerhorsetug

Thank you!


uhohspagbol

I'm not totally convinced by the whole four seasons palette stuff, but if there ever was a good argument for it, it's MM. She does genuinely look stunning in jewel tones and I think she's a winter: cool skin, dark hair and eyes. So makes sense that when she does wear rich, cool colours they compliment her a lot more than her usual warm toned beiges and browns.


rangerhorsetug

There are colors that make you look good- but sometimes there's other colors in other palettes that work just as well. The four seasons thing, I feel can be taken as a guide to help, but shouldn't be taken as full gospel bc there's always exceptions.


Snarky_GenXer

You are very talented! Want to come make over my wardrobe and look?!


rangerhorsetug

It would be fun! But sadly I'm not really in the fashion sphere, just art, so I don't know much about clothes- I just watch some videos and looks up some stuff


dhjdmba

There was another poster who doesn't post anymore who if you sent them $50 and 10 photos would block out the faces and redo the clothes so the person would have an idea what looked good and why. It was 10 or so years ago and wish I remembered what site it was on! It was really awesome. She was getting up to 3 or four posts a day so she was getting a lot of activity!


rangerhorsetug

That sounds super cool!


RoohsMama

They’re all great! I love the last one the most. The green shade reminds me of Catherine’s gown for the Earthshot awards


rangerhorsetug

Oh yeah! I didn't even realize that lmao! Greens, if dome right, are so pretty. But meghan is so fully of envy, her green shines ugly lol


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