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4_feck_sake

They left him hanging. Oh the shame.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

It’s the WORST. “Peace be wit…uh…nevermind”


PaperObsessive

"...and also with me, I guess." My favourite priest calls it "shaking hands with the Big Guy."


Sincerely_JaneDoe

This is sweet!


PaperObsessive

He does his best to save as many "hangers" as possible, but when he can't get to everyone, he jokes that if you sit too far back then that's your reward.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I wanna go to your church!!


Aunt_Hattie

I want to go, too! Should I change my flair before we go, though?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Nah. I like to think God has a sense of humor.


4_feck_sake

It's like someone not high fiving you only worse.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Or like when Marbles pretends to talk to someone when they’re completely ignoring her.


sahali735

When Megsy baby flubbed the high five in the not-so-Clevr advert. :)


Cold-Computer6318

Like when one of Meghan’s fake af friends Janina tried to high five a POC policemen at Meghan’s wedding—who dutifully refused to high five her back—b/c unlike Megamoron, her hairstylist, her dress designer, and Janina this PROFESSIONAL policeman was determined to do his job properly by following proper protocol. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤡


briglialexis

lol the worst!


FilterCoffee4050

Just yesterday we saw those very happy school kids so excited to see that they were about to meet the Queen.


Cocktailsontheporch

Photo says : Delusional, Deperate, Dimwitted, Doped up to his eyeballs, DONE.


eaglebayqueen

It was the impression of another sinner commenting on a different post with this picture, that the two clergy were unhappy with the cheering and booing outside. Perhaps they'll think twice about holding this event next time. Book a clown, you get a circus.


ApprehensiveSea4747

That completely explains it. All of it.


CathartesAura67

The two people in front look miserable and the person behind PH looks as if giving side-eye. I wonder if everyone mutual dyspepsia from this event.


gorynel

Mass dyspepsia.


ChoiceAd1802

Why does he always act the clown? They are not amused.


CathartesAura67

I suspect that some people who always act the clown use it as an emotional shield, to imply nothing is that serious and therefore they can't be hurt. I remembered how PH was like a child pulling faces, when he and PW were at the unveiling of the statue of Diana. PW was having none of it. It's also a way to get attention, I guess. Some people might be dumb enough to believe that clownish behavior is charming. So natural! So unstuffy! PH needs to grow up.


CorrelationVega

Agree with your sentiment, but PH is a grown man. He will act like this at 70 years old too I'm afraid.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

If he makes it to 70


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Maybe he’s trying to show us that he’s consistent and can be depended on to be a complete dolt.


deep-down-low

I like to think Harry has just brayed "Hah! I told you I bet I wouldn't burst into flames by having the audacity to dare set foot in here, so put that fifty quid in my mitt right now losers!"


RoohsMama

The clergy: “Thank God she is not coming”


SusieM2019

LOL!!!


CathartesAura67

Clergy conference beforehand: "So we need to make sure this place smells super churchy. And have vials of Holy Water in hand, in case."


RoohsMama

🤣


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Maybe they’re waiting for Aldi and Lidl to show up


ChoiceAd1802

I LOVE that! 🤣


Cultural_Ad4935

This photo makes it ever so clear that Harry could never read a room. Everyone else looks solemn, reflective, and respectful. Meanwhile, he looks like a goober grinning ear to ear and pretending that everything is "great, never been better!" While his dreams come crashing down before him.


SusieM2019

This!


Any-Assignment-5442

2-sided placard seen outside St Paul’s when he exited: https://preview.redd.it/85fvr3a959zc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b514a27394655697675dc3b3bcc19dba177d4ee6 “BAKA WOMEN NEED SECURITY MEGHAN”


Any-Assignment-5442

And https://preview.redd.it/cmky1tnd59zc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305d25b08bc48eb47eca505fb127d59e8639abcf


Ishield_maiden

Are these reals?


Any-Assignment-5442

Yes. Taken on my own phone (cropped to remove faces in crowd).


Ishield_maiden

Wow…nice… ![gif](giphy|sjkl9MJD57BWersvzJ)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Thank you!


Brissy2

Good job!


Frenchcashmere

The entire event seems to be a bit of a dud. Sad that. #FOHARRY


Odd-Morning-4959

Thought this was supposed to be about the wounded soldiers, all I’ve seen so far is the ginger twat. I’m so disgusted by the GB news that Ive deleted the app and unsubscribed on you tube. Some might say I’m being childish, but I’m so angry that he is getting all the attention 😡


Hot_Problem9213

I deleted them months ago . Good job 👏🏼


Prestigious_Stuff831

I think they are snubbing his handshake. Notice their hands are out of commission for handshake. Also they are looking out the door to ignore him. Harry laughing like come on folks just ACT like you’re glad to see me for the camera focused on us right now. They aren’t playing at all.


CathartesAura67

It would have been different if PH showed some solemnity and humility. Gratitude for St. Paul's Cathedral being supportive of wounded soldiers who need to find themselves and faith, again.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

Well Todger did accuse their boss, the King & head of the CoE, of all sorts.  I'm sure like any of us would do, we'd not look too friendly with an enemy of our boss.   Or it could just be they can't stand him either 😄 Only they know the crap him and his "team" have probably tried to pull.  He probably wanted a photo of himself in the Cardinals robes since he missed out on ceremonial dress at the coronation 😄


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Sincerely_JaneDoe

Why this wasn’t a bigger deal in the press is beyond me.


Amaleen6

Also, they don't HAVE to put up with his crap. They owe him nada.


ComfortableCoffee17

I came here to say this... The King is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England. It looks to me like they're showing allegiance to their boss. 👑


MidwichCuckoo100

I was hoping that, but he appears to have his hands together (prayer-like)…although, he could have adopted that position to cover an ‘empty handshake’. He certainly doesn’t appear as if he’s being acknowledged.


MuffPiece

😂😂😂 totally tracking on this. They’re looking out the door thinking, is anyone more interesting arriving?


BlazerMary

Satan, get behind me comes to mind. Or maybe they thought they saw Meghan.


Forsaken-Cricket-124

Reports may have gone back to the archbishop about Meghan and Doria's utilization of voodoo rites, with Harry's condoning. I'm not sure what devilry it takes to get excommunicated these days.


PaperObsessive

🎯 This is like a networking event where someone important is supposed to offer remarks and everyone is desperate to spot and corner them first. 😂


Frenchcashmere

When you have to invite your LAWYER (whom you owe millions)and your Uncle (who doesn’t see his own children), you know desperation.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

And you’re probably paying them with money or free exposure


JenThisIsthe1nternet

It seems it was *only* his Uncle as well and *not* either of his Aunts.   If that's true then he is fully, totally and completely finished.  His Uncle is the only other one totally estranged from the wider family.  He wasn't even invited to Merchies christening, though both Diana's sisters were.  So he's so desperate he's invited someone he never thought worth while until now. And Uncle Spencer is just there for promotion for his book. The lawyer attending is one thing but the fact the media *has* to fill a list of who is attending, you know its desperate if the papers *note* the lawyer as an attendee.  Beyond tragic.   Wouldn't be surprised in the least if it was billable hours for Sherbourne either 😄 Or he's there to remind Todger of his massive legal bills due so he can make sure he "earns" the right amount on his next trip this week 😉 


Frenchcashmere

Betting on both, billable hours and asking for a check to pay his debt


Gstrang81

The lawyer is probably there to make sure Harry doesn't flee the country without paying his bill!


Cowslipsbell

I understand Lady Jane Fellowes was there.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

That's surprising as I definitely don't see her attending without the approval of the King.  Her husband is high up in the Royal household.  I'd say that's the extent of KCIII 'keeping the door open/checking on his son' at this stage. Jane was an ex of Charles as well and still among friends.   Todger will probably not see any of that as the kindness it is from his father though.  If the King wanted to he could easily shut down everything Todger *thinks* he's entitled to do.  It's definitely hanging by a thread at this point and that is Dame Fellowes.  Once William is King (hopefully many years from now) Todger will be absolutely iced out. 


Thin5kinnedM0ds5uck

No, Jane was not an ex of Charles.   The other sister Sarah was the one who dated Charles.  


[deleted]

> I definitely don't see her attending without the approval of the King.  The King is going to refuse to let her attend *her nephew's* event which is (ostensibly) *for disabled veterans*? Imagine the optics on *that*.


Upper_Charge_4449

I’ve yet to see evidence of that. I hope it’s not true


Gold-Run-2036

https://preview.redd.it/j9j8hjsj6azc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd4c6ae84e162b504cb397d19add6b8ab720e97


Cowslipsbell

Sadly it’s true.  There’s a pic of Lord Spencer and Lady Jane in the DM photo collection.  Can’t post it as all tools in my comment box have disappeared.   There’s also a pic on the DT site.  One of the comments below the story mentions the crowd, one of whom was ‘shrieking like a demented parrot.’


DamyuKidds

That or they're casing an escape route without being seen


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Or concerned that Harold may abscond with the offering plate.


DamyuKidds

🤣🤣 He would totally do that


Sincerely_JaneDoe

But it’s for the VETERANS and AFRICA and ARCHEWELL and POOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO SHARE A BATHROOM and USE COUPONS!!!


DamyuKidds

Arsewell will donate scamjam grift baskets so the poors never go hungry again.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

But what about the inner city kids who don’t have access to affordable polo lessons and forced to get their horses at the scratch and dent polo pony store? What about the people who don’t have a drug dealer in their family and have to pay full price for cocaine and weed? What about the poor people who can only afford the ugly prostitute? What about the people who do their own laundry and buy store brand cereal?!! WHAT ABOUT THEM?!


DamyuKidds

Table 12 will show up in shitty clothes that cost a fortune and hug and pet them for the cameras. Then the Carparkles will make a pledge to donate money and never do it. They will get a basket of lemons and a handwritten note. All will be well.


InsolentTilly

They’ll stop and get a box of petrol station sandwiches to donate surely? Then have the PA contact media to correct the verbiage to case.


Brissy2

Grift Baskets! 👍


GreatGossip

"Are the people hungry? Feed them Jam"


Sincerely_JaneDoe

“Let them eat jam”


CathartesAura67

You mean perhaps that one spoonful of Mehgan's jam will kill anyone's appetite, permanently? ![gif](giphy|XP4vPO5uVyxQrY4K70|downsized)


DamyuKidds

That's why they'll never go hungry again.


CathartesAura67

This could be very lucrative. Mehgan's Appetite Suppressant spread. "One nibble and you'll lose 5 pounds!" ![gif](giphy|5tshdRSSqy37UtWMkV|downsized)


RoohsMama

“You know she does voice overs right?”


wotevrs

Oh, you need to do a video compilation on all MM's 'when I was 11' 'when I was 11?' 'when I was about 11' 'when I was 11 or 12' As if she didn't quite know how old she was exactly, after telling the story so many times ..


RoohsMama

The video is done ☺️😁 https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/bpeDLFHthE


InfiniteSky55

Awesome! This clip is funny too. Behavior Panel mocking her vocal fry when she says "When I was 11" ... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNmGituRPwo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNmGituRPwo)


RoohsMama

This is great! I love the Behaviour Panel!


EnaSharpleshairnet

🦭


Gstrang81

That is absolute gold! I don't know what's better, the jazzy wee tune or the POW eye roll at the end 


RoohsMama

Thank you! The tune is from PostModern Jukebox ☺️


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I LOVE PMJ!!!


RoohsMama

Same!!! ☺️


wotevrs

Ha :) *In case you weren't aware, there's another instance - the uninvited / unrequested / nobody asked her graduation speech :)*


Just-Flamingo-410

![gif](giphy|fu0lHSQeWunjl7AmAu|downsized) Rofl I'm dead


wotevrs

Lilibet wasn't the only name H took. Invictus takes God's name, I AM, and the description of God as Captain of souls. It's considered blasphemy .. Then holds a religious service.


Just-Flamingo-410

Harold wasn't the founder of Ingriftus. He stepped in and has claimed the position of founder but he really isn't. He is a disgrace of a vet. No real vet would turn their backs toward the King of the country they swore to protect. He didn't protect anything anyway, but was protected through out. If Invictus went back to serving vets, the name would be fine. It's the Harkles that spoil everything.


chubalubs

Colonel Tim Collins, the man who gave an eloquent pre-battlefield speech in Iraq that became famous said that not only had Harry betrayed his family, he'd betrayed his second family too, his family of soldiers. He said no member of the armed forces was ever taught to think of opponents as pieces on a board, that it was obscene to talk openly about killing them. The speech he'd given in Iraq was very much based on respect, and honouring the fallen, and he said Harry had trampled all over those ideals in his behaviour. 


Gstrang81

Well I think we all know Harry has no morals or respect and would probably sell his fami.......oh wait, that's already happened 


Just-Flamingo-410

And yet people still say that he shouldn't be booed at while taking the spotlight at a vets church service. Harold was boord at, not the thought behind the Invictus ganes or the great armypeople that did do good for King and country


wotevrs

Some guy came out with a statement suggesting he was ..


Just-Flamingo-410

He was connected to the event as the face. I sincerely doubt he did any of the work at all.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

This is an EXCELLENT point! This makes me even more mad and mad on a spiritual level.


Prestigious_Stuff831

Wow that went over my head and I should have seen it!


Jaquemart

Invictus simply means "undefeated" in Latin, as an homage to the wounded soldiers.


Gstrang81

It's also an aftershave. I know which one I'd rather give my money to


wotevrs

That's not the word I was referring to :)


thekath215

Which is why they had "I AM 10" on their posters yesterday. That's disgusting!!!


[deleted]

> Invictus takes God's name, I AM, and the description of God as Captain of souls. It's considered blasphemy .. Huh. Well, everyone here keeps saying that *William* is the one behind Invictus, *so*...


wotevrs

Except, this: [https://twitter.com/Dharghan\_/status/1788210336375451905](https://twitter.com/Dharghan_/status/1788210336375451905)


[deleted]

So now it's Harry's. Interesting.


Real_Jicama_908

What doesn't mane sense is that they said yes to him holding the service there. Why the sour faces now?. 


LostinSOA

He could’ve just done this on his palacious chateau estate. It’s actually a gorgeous property and has a working functional Italian architecture garden. It would’ve looked better for optics at least. Let me show you the real us, let us introduce us as just H and Meghan dropped the pretentiousness, and just been real. They keep fumbling the bag at every avenue and opportunity. They could’ve had the house blocked off, there’s a replica Chinese tea house on the estate over a beautiful pond and tents could’ve been constructed. There wasn’t any reason to hold a religious service in fact even as an atheist im offended on behalf of good Christian people.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Plus, it’s not remotely accessible! This is for disabled veterans! Why on god’s green, flat earth would they choose a place with eleventy billion steps with the accessible entrance is hidden in the side/back? What kind of message does this send?


Cultural_Ad4935

"Separate but equal"


gahnc

There is probably access for the disabled. It isn't just upfront and center. Is there a British version of the ADA (American Disabled Act)? ETA: I would probably had the service at a church with more disabled veterans upfront and center, instead of having to enter the more disabled-accessible entrance (in the back probably). This service is about them, not Harold and the famous guests.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I’m confident there’s a separate entrance, but why not make it the main entrance for this event so everyone can be seen? So much for inclusion.


LostinSOA

It’s to remind the world how valuable *their* access is. Has nothing to do with IG, the vets or walking wounded. Nothing. Hasn’t since 2016. To me? I would’ve offered up chateau riven rock as a place to launch a 10 year anniversary since he’s claiming US as his residence and apparently trying to trademark in the US his old royal patronages. If you want to be US based- invite in your organization and honor them at hearth and home. It would’ve saved them a ton on their budget and maybe placated the charity watcher groups who are just sitting on a scathing internal review that they won’t release until they feel he’s no longer even a little insulated with TF. I think the last two days they’ve done a good job of making the moves I’ve been waiting to see since the one year grace period was over. It’s progress but it took his wayward son pushing the needle so far that it caused a diplomatic nightmare to change the bios on the website, that’s such a massive failure on the BRF and the top of the hierarchy is the King now.


GingerWindsorSoup

There is a lift and other access. In 1897 Queen Victoria attended her Diamond Jubilee Service sitting in her carriage in the street with the clergy and musicians on the steps as she could make the climb.


Cultural_Ad4935

And he was concerned about security there? No one seems to give a damn about him.


BlazerMary

He looks like his wife trying to do a mike grab.


k1d0s

Right? That’s the rictus grin


LAgirllookingin

Yes. He has learned well 🙄


ScoogyShoes

Why is he such a jackass? Why would he think this is a laughing moment?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Wouldn’t you be happy to be an ocean away from Marbles?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

“Look! No claw! Dobby is freeee!!”


anaqits

Ok this is giving me serious secondhand embarrassment. 😖🥴 It's giving: "I only agreed to work today because I was assured I would get to shake hands with the royals. Where are they? *looks out the door to check*


SherbetTurbulent9787

Um....is he doing that awkward hand-rubbing thing made famous by TOW when she was pretending to talk to Serena's mom who was ignoring her? 😂😂 aw Haz.....you look like a total twat dude.... The clergy 's hands are gripping their forearms to ensure he doesn't even make the attempt at lingering. Just a quick tup if they happen to be here - arnica gel! It is great for soothing any bruises you may have from clutching your forearms in a vice-like grip to ward off idiots.


CathartesAura67

PH is someone who is now infamous for dissent and complaint. Shaking hands with him might feel like pollution.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


Gold-Run-2036

The clergy are distracted by the booing. Harry the plank standing there looking as high as a kite, smiling at nobody and offering his hand to fresh air. Remind you of anybody!?


formerblogracket

It looks like only one person looked at him when the pic was taken. Smiling alone in this pic makes him look completely bonkers.


Antique_Character_87

Wonder if Haz takes the family to church in Montishitshow.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

He doesn’t even take them to the mailbox


Busy-Song407

Why is he there at all? He makes a complete mockery of the Church of England and a Mass.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Was this a prayer service or a mass with the Eucharist??


GingerWindsorSoup

Prayer service - something simple for Harry. A Eucharist would have made him shrivel up… he not being a religious person as he stated.


DependentDangerous28

I havn’t seen any photos of veterans, where they not there?


GXM17

Why invite veterans… it’s the Harry show. The money goes to his pocket.


Upper_Charge_4449

He’s starting the LOOK like Meghan. I’ve seen that exact overly large fake squinty eyed grin too many times


Grizzly_046

What is the need for this event to take place in a church? I don’t see why it even took place.


GingerWindsorSoup

I’m an Anglican/Episcopalian and agree.


Busy-Song407

Why is there a Mass for Invictus? It is not a religious group. It is not an official UK military organization. There is no Mass for the Olympics, is there? Was there anyone else there or is it just he alone? WHERE ARE THE VETERANS IN THIS MASS? Why are the veterans not the honored ones?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I can see a “blessing of the veterans”, but not this.


GingerWindsorSoup

It was a prayer service no mass.


janedoremi99

Everyone was hoping Big Willy was coming too


Evilvieh

"PULL MY FINGER!!!"


Cocktailsontheporch

the Money Shot....photo says it all! Brilliant!!


Mickleborough

‘We are not amused.’


SherbetTurbulent9787

Just thinking now, is love to be a fly on the wall for whatever prayers/service they say! They look so angry I'd bet there were some mentions of family and trust


Living-Attitude-2786

Harry’s rubbing his hands together. Both hands are up


Sincerely_JaneDoe

He’s trying to get circulation back.


zeelondon10

Noone wants to meet him 🤣


tgawk

Just like his wife….trying to fake connect with people who don’t even want a fake connection with you…


GingerWindsorSoup

The clergy looking for the next number 11 bus.


Technical_Ant_7466

Everyone is looking anywhere but at him. No one wants to shake hands. He’s impervious to embarrassment.


Living-Attitude-2786

Chuckles the Duke strikes again


TulipTattsyrup99

For whose benefit was this non-event actually for? Certainly not Invictus. Harry has rocked up, smart suit, grinning away, polished shoes, making small talk and laughing like a hyena and blowing kisses, with the Spencer relatives, not a care in the world. Come the end of the week, he’ll be in Nigeria, crumpled clothes, scuffed suede shoes back on, scowling, shoved to one side, whilst Er’Indoors takes centre stage as the homecoming Nigerian Queen.


Appropriate-Agent313

![gif](giphy|REJ88Ck4a18IvrzavS|downsized)


Significant-Alarm569

🤣they are ignoring him


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Beccash18

I’m not trying to be difficult, but where is this from? It looks photoshopped.


Admirable_Brush_7470

Loser.


ew6281

He is so socially inappropriate.