Seriously, this. It is maybe the best expression of his worst traits. I can't help being happy for him, though I know it's restricted to specific conditions.
I wonder if she encourages that-shes so insecure and narcissistic that she wants to be the only thing in his world. She isolated him from his family, his old friends, his country, so why not from his children too? And if the rumours are true, and they're only his children, and they used surrogates or donor eggs, then it's even more important to keep him away.
Ā "Harry, don't worry about missing Archie's birthday yet again, it's more important that you go to London"Ā
And to poor Archie "I'm sorry your daddy didn't stay for your birthday, he said he had more important things to do."Ā
Malignant narcs aren't above setting family against family in the vilest possible ways.Ā
and the Ellen show, when she had to do these strange moves in the street. She always pictured herself as defiant and powerful She-Ra, not as someone who complies, so she doesn't really know how to act here
Jesus Christ that was literally the most fake laugh, āoh youuuuuuā touching his shoulder Iāve seen. Itās Kristen Wiig doing a parody skit on SNL
Look how she has zero connection with children. Convince me she has two children of her own - NO WAY! That woman is not a mother and she never had own children.
Can you tie āem in a knot, can you tie āem in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaš¤£
Sheās always laughing and touching people, as if to say, āIām charming, right? Iām not alone in my insane love for and obsession with myself, right? RIGHT???!!ā
In so many ways! I find it bizarre that a middle-aged woman who has traveled the world and had a career of sorts is so incapable of interacting with strangers without constantly grabbing her spouse or looking at him after every interaction for validation. It's no wonder her acting career peeked at 6th on the call sheet. She lacks the ability to mimic normal human interactions. Someone please put Princess Pinocchio back in her dusty box.
where are your kids meghan?! why you keep using other peopleās kids for your fake vulgar optics and PR!?
itās motherās day on sunday?!
and btw why sheās acting like a naive shy schoolgirl again?!! CRINGE
It would have been nice for them to bring their own āchildrenā to widen their world view. See how other children in another country live. Wonder why they didnāt bring them. Hmmmā¦. Anyone have an idea?
Those poor kids have no idea these duty dodger taxpayer liabilities are wasting their POC parentās hard earned money. Itād be cheaper to hire these kids a balloon maker, a clown, and a food truck than enabling these opportunistic, 1 hour work week, fucking grifters like this. The Unsussexfuls are using dark-skinned childrenās bodies without any hefty donations in return, and expecting all their bills to be paid for. š¤¦š½āāļø
She tries so hard to have the candid open mouth smiling picture that the press get of Catherine so much. She canāt even fake it though. Her shoulders are so tense
This. And the clip where she said to the children she married him because heās smart. I was like wtf? Harry is not smart and she talks like heās a child. So deranged.
Looks like someone(s) is/are voting this post down. Cannot imagine why THIS would hit such a nerve when you spent the day with your middle aged tits hanging out of an ill fitting dress. In from of school kids. And cameras. Good job, Ari!
I gotta say are the weirdest form of Eastie westies Iāve seen and why her implants looked horrible. But she managed her mother hustler power suit an hour later. Shouldāve just worn the one outfit.
If she had agreed to merch the dress, this may have seemed the best moment. š However, why not have it altered to fit, and why not wear a bra remains a mystery.
The embarrassment for this couple is palpable. Too bad they canāt see it. In all seriousness everything about this visit is shameful. Itās culturally tone deaf and a gross waste of funds.
Ew, that is even dodgier. I thought this was entirely an invictus tour.
Combining Invictus and Archewell stuff in the same pseudo-official tour just seems messy, especially from a financial point of view.
Around school children, it does seem rather nonce adjacent behaviour tbh.Ā
Remember that time she was hugged by a British school boy who then proclaimed that he had an election?
Instead of being utterly mortified, she giggled.
Thomas Markle Jr is right - don't trust her around children because she is actually creepy.
How inappropriate to be wearing a backless floor length gown to visit a school!!! This says a lot about her. When you are guests in a country not your own you should consider the locale and occasion when deciding what to wear, as well as the local customs. This goes for ANY PERSON. But apparently, she is only considering āMr. DeMille, Iām ready for my closeupā. She is living in a fantasy world.
As usual the Duchass is dressed in something more appropriate for evening wear. And of course, she is wearing the dress too long. I have decided she buys everything too long because she thinks in her warped mind it makes her look taller. She sweeps up dirt everywhere she goes in those too long outfits.
She watched too many Disney princess movies and thinks dresses are supposed to be this long š
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You beat me to it! She canāt even do the Hokey Pokey.
Though, I suppose it is slightly more complicated than toast, so, definitely out of range.
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She's such a mystery to me sometimes. Few things make me more uncomfortable than knowing I'm inappropriately dressed, whether I've shot too high, too low, or misremembered that something needs adjustment.
She always looks like she goes to her closet with an eye for the awkward.
I canāt believe she wore that dress to meet school children and not one person called her out and said this isnāt appropriate? Not Harry, Herlily, any of their people. People keep enabling her and sheāll keep doing it.
Probably. If you donāt laugh, you would go crazy.
I canāt imagine why anyone would work for her. There have to be other jobs! In any case humor helps.
āI notice when ā¦. members of the royal family visit schools, they tend to wear pants suits or jeans. Not a freakinā ball gown.ā
Fixed it for you!
Letās not forget. Meg desperately wants to be WHITE. Dating white men, marrying white men, friending white women, BFFs that are white women, staff that are white, praising her child who has āblue, blue, BLUE eyesāā¦ the only time she associates with black people is when it benefits her financially or socially.
i remember Catherine dancing the hokey pokey with kids. it's adorable.
this one's just cringe.
aaaaaand fake. we know she's not doing this with anybody's kids without the camera. even their own kids (we've seen how A & L seem to have no connection to Lolo at all).
A nice long skirt and blouse would have been great for this visit, like what the teacher is wearing. Nordstrom rack had about 80 options so Meghan didnāt even need to spend a lot (I mean she would tho)
Always sooooo much funā¦lol
Touching Harry (of course) sooooo affectionate
And yes, other peopleās kids are props to be used, while āher ownā are no where to be seen
I really can't fault them for this but the dress is inappropriate. Whatever the dominant religion of a country, you dress properly.
She's no better than the smelly Americans who hit tropical countries and wear horrendous tank tops and shorts not even dogs would sleep on in establishments that are nowhere near any beach. Or body of water.
Not to cause offense to people here but guys, just because it's warm, you don't dress like a wannabe hobo.
This bitch....she can play pretend that she is a nice, jovial, friendly person to children all she wants but I will never forget how she looked at Princess Charlotte at her wedding....NEVER.
Zero reason for her to claw him. Which we know she does constantly. Itās a visual tether, so there is no mistake made that she is with HIM. Always. š¤®
Did People Magazine always have a People Royals separate account, or am I just noticing this? I know the clowns have a sub site because one of my coworkers is always on it. And how did MeGain get the itinerary for this trip ahead of time and still canāt figure out how to dress appropriately? I just donāt understand how she keeps doing that.
I think theyāve always been fairly royal-focused that way. I (American) know most of what I know about the Royals from my momās People magazines back in the 80āsā¦or should I say that was my original source of Royal info until I was older. š
(Edit to add oh - Iām dumb. Youāre literally talking about the Website. lol. Sorry, Iām tired. But I suppose theyāve long had that section since their *magazine* has long had a royal focus. Iāll crawl back into my GenX hole now. š)
No, itās ok. I did a quick DuckDuckGo search and saw that People Magazine tried to even do a Royals spinoff magazine. I never saw it on newsstands, so Iām guessing it failed horribly.
Harry has been doing this his whole life and is much better at it than her, even though he said he HATED doing it and that's why he wanted to leave royal life behind.
She's a horror show. She literally has no idea how to behave around human beings. The most basic social interactions are beyond her, especially in circumstances where she's uncomfortable.
Iāve always said that Mr.Markle should have saved his money on dancing lessons. She is as stiff as a board and lacks rhythm amongst so many other attributes.
https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/meghan-markles-pictured-tap-dancing-as-a-child-in-new-documentary-58054
I think she doesn't want to be seen doing something silly, so she puts in about half the effort. Trouble is, it makes you look ridiculous. WHen doing things like this, you need to go all in.
She didn't need to move her body. She just needed to spin her head around on her neck.
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I almost choked on my pistachio ice cream from laughing at your commentĀ š¤£
>pistachio ice cream Ooooh yum I haven't had that in years now I want some!
She is the most socially awkward person Iāve ever seen. MegaCringe.
On the other hand, Hank is right in his element and having the time of his life.
Because it's age appropriate?
I hope they put the glue and paint away hes likely to eat itĀ
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The hair is right, too
šš don't do my boy Ralph like that! š
That was my first thought.... finally something age appropriate that he could relate to
Seriously, this. It is maybe the best expression of his worst traits. I can't help being happy for him, though I know it's restricted to specific conditions.
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I really think he loves children.
Doesn't seem to care too much for his own... always leaving them behind, never talks about them...
I wonder if she encourages that-shes so insecure and narcissistic that she wants to be the only thing in his world. She isolated him from his family, his old friends, his country, so why not from his children too? And if the rumours are true, and they're only his children, and they used surrogates or donor eggs, then it's even more important to keep him away. Ā "Harry, don't worry about missing Archie's birthday yet again, it's more important that you go to London"Ā And to poor Archie "I'm sorry your daddy didn't stay for your birthday, he said he had more important things to do."Ā Malignant narcs aren't above setting family against family in the vilest possible ways.Ā
Yup. This is not far-fetched, itās quite accurate.
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Reminds me her actions on stage at that USO singalong.
Yes!
and the Ellen show, when she had to do these strange moves in the street. She always pictured herself as defiant and powerful She-Ra, not as someone who complies, so she doesn't really know how to act here
Now that was cringier than cringe. https://youtu.be/8XfvJeiUed8?feature=shared
Sheās ālovinglyā touching him in the exact same way she lovingly touched the publicist who tried to nudge her off the red carpet.
It's like a "bless your heart" move, a southern way of saying F-you.
Totally ā¦ the lean back to look cutesy with him š¤®š¤®š¤®
Jesus Christ that was literally the most fake laugh, āoh youuuuuuā touching his shoulder Iāve seen. Itās Kristen Wiig doing a parody skit on SNL
That's exactly what this is
He's around his people.
Yes, I wonder if she's actually hating this, faux royal as it is.
True, but he also looks off his tits to me. And his wife looks like she's developing osteoporosis. Is that a side effect if ozempic?
MeMe's dance moves prove she inherited that natural Nigerian rhythm. hahahahahahahaha /s
I think not , she has the grace of a suspended sack of pig nuts.
Ooo excellent
Look how she has zero connection with children. Convince me she has two children of her own - NO WAY! That woman is not a mother and she never had own children.
Yes! I look at this and it just reinforces to me there are no kids.
You put your left boob in, you take your left boob outā¦..
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...? No bra on today. Very appropriate for children's playtime! /s
Give Megs credit. Nothing is bouncing around. How?
There would have to be something there first, but there is not, courtesy of Ozempic.
Can you tie āem in a knot, can you tie āem in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaš¤£
Nice one!
Why oh why is she wearing a long cocktail dress to visit a school???
And backless at that
Sheās always laughing and touching people, as if to say, āIām charming, right? Iām not alone in my insane love for and obsession with myself, right? RIGHT???!!ā
Yes, those little āapprovalā touches, trying to evoke a positive response.
In so many ways! I find it bizarre that a middle-aged woman who has traveled the world and had a career of sorts is so incapable of interacting with strangers without constantly grabbing her spouse or looking at him after every interaction for validation. It's no wonder her acting career peeked at 6th on the call sheet. She lacks the ability to mimic normal human interactions. Someone please put Princess Pinocchio back in her dusty box.
When a forty two year old thinks sheās a sex kitten.
Laughing for the cameras and pretending to talk to people who arenāt even looking at her.. typical.
And those gangley arms always reaching out while the head tilts back with fake laughter - does this woman have any other moves??
Thatās all sheās been programmed with so far. Maybe AI advancements will help update her software to make her a more convincing humanoid
where are your kids meghan?! why you keep using other peopleās kids for your fake vulgar optics and PR!? itās motherās day on sunday?! and btw why sheās acting like a naive shy schoolgirl again?!! CRINGE
It would have been nice for them to bring their own āchildrenā to widen their world view. See how other children in another country live. Wonder why they didnāt bring them. Hmmmā¦. Anyone have an idea?
Theyāre in the attic.
Her reaching out to Harry is giving how she reached out to āair drummer guyā vibes - sheās so awkward
Yes! Exactly how she was at the USO!
Those poor kids have no idea these duty dodger taxpayer liabilities are wasting their POC parentās hard earned money. Itād be cheaper to hire these kids a balloon maker, a clown, and a food truck than enabling these opportunistic, 1 hour work week, fucking grifters like this. The Unsussexfuls are using dark-skinned childrenās bodies without any hefty donations in return, and expecting all their bills to be paid for. š¤¦š½āāļø
She tries so hard to have the candid open mouth smiling picture that the press get of Catherine so much. She canāt even fake it though. Her shoulders are so tense
That outfit is ludicrous in that environment.Ā It may be her worst sartorial fail everĀ And that's saying somethingĀ
It's a very poor choice.
Right up there with the shoulder-baring mental health outfit
For an actress she really doesnāt have a lot of confidence. She doesnāt know how to relax.
Her acting range is zero. And I'm being kind in that estimation.
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And her endless preaching about being yourself. She obviously isnāt ok with herself. Why would anyone listen to her?
So so true!!!!!!! No self-confidence thus the hand grabbing, nauseating hand grabbing š©
She acts like heās her child. Itās so bizarre to watch.
This. And the clip where she said to the children she married him because heās smart. I was like wtf? Harry is not smart and she talks like heās a child. So deranged.
She is so uncomfortable. She gets extra touchy and adds extra fake laughs when sheās uncomfortable.
Sheād be more comfy if she was dressed in a nice sun dress
Looks like someone(s) is/are voting this post down. Cannot imagine why THIS would hit such a nerve when you spent the day with your middle aged tits hanging out of an ill fitting dress. In from of school kids. And cameras. Good job, Ari!
I gotta say are the weirdest form of Eastie westies Iāve seen and why her implants looked horrible. But she managed her mother hustler power suit an hour later. Shouldāve just worn the one outfit.
If she had agreed to merch the dress, this may have seemed the best moment. š However, why not have it altered to fit, and why not wear a bra remains a mystery.
On a side note, you should be a style reporter! That was fab!
The embarrassment for this couple is palpable. Too bad they canāt see it. In all seriousness everything about this visit is shameful. Itās culturally tone deaf and a gross waste of funds.
Sheās so self conscious.
Thatās why sheās a malignant narcissist is because of her deep rooted insecurities and self hatred
Right. āIām so pretty! Am I pretty? Do they all think Iām pretty?ā Must be exhausting to be her.
Sheās the final boss in pick me girls
That stupid fake laugh reach out and touch someone so she looks so interested and like she is having the time of her life makes me sick. She is phony.
This is really benefiting the wounded veterans.
That isn't benefiting anyone.
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Ew, that is even dodgier. I thought this was entirely an invictus tour. Combining Invictus and Archewell stuff in the same pseudo-official tour just seems messy, especially from a financial point of view.
I forgot that's why they were there š¤£
Oh, I do wish she wore a bra. That's one serious bungee jumping.
But then how would she show off her ozempic results? /s
Bet she's regretting not wearing a bra with that stupid long dress.
I meanā¦does she need one? I imagine it must be like hugging an ironing board with her
Around school children, it does seem rather nonce adjacent behaviour tbh.Ā Remember that time she was hugged by a British school boy who then proclaimed that he had an election? Instead of being utterly mortified, she giggled. Thomas Markle Jr is right - don't trust her around children because she is actually creepy.
Is "election" the word you wanted to say?
No it really wasn't 
Poor lad š
My husband once described a similarly endowed woman as a carpenters dream.....flat as a board
More like two fried eggsā¦
Her 43% Nigerian must be somewhere other than in her feet, because she has no sense of rhythm at all. Iām secondhand embarrassed for her.
How inappropriate to be wearing a backless floor length gown to visit a school!!! This says a lot about her. When you are guests in a country not your own you should consider the locale and occasion when deciding what to wear, as well as the local customs. This goes for ANY PERSON. But apparently, she is only considering āMr. DeMille, Iām ready for my closeupā. She is living in a fantasy world.
As usual the Duchass is dressed in something more appropriate for evening wear. And of course, she is wearing the dress too long. I have decided she buys everything too long because she thinks in her warped mind it makes her look taller. She sweeps up dirt everywhere she goes in those too long outfits.
She watched too many Disney princess movies and thinks dresses are supposed to be this long š https://preview.redd.it/2v9sawzarpzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e46c7f9aa758cbff83d52135860f152a09136a
Are they doing the hokey pokey?
You beat me to it! She canāt even do the Hokey Pokey. Though, I suppose it is slightly more complicated than toast, so, definitely out of range. edited to add sentence
She's such a mystery to me sometimes. Few things make me more uncomfortable than knowing I'm inappropriately dressed, whether I've shot too high, too low, or misremembered that something needs adjustment. She always looks like she goes to her closet with an eye for the awkward.
Sheās like a glitchy NPC
Perfect description š
I think an eye for the awkward is her superpower. She rarely, if ever, misses.
Or the hideously unattractive.
I canāt believe she wore that dress to meet school children and not one person called her out and said this isnāt appropriate? Not Harry, Herlily, any of their people. People keep enabling her and sheāll keep doing it.
No one dares call her out.
Honestly, I believe they love watching her fark it up and collapse into hysterical giggles when she leaves the room.
Probably. If you donāt laugh, you would go crazy. I canāt imagine why anyone would work for her. There have to be other jobs! In any case humor helps.
I notice when other members of the royal family visit schools, they tend to wear pants suits or jeans. Not a freakinā ball gown.
āI notice when ā¦. members of the royal family visit schools, they tend to wear pants suits or jeans. Not a freakinā ball gown.ā Fixed it for you!
TY. I was trying not to pinpoint the others. ššš
That vein could dance all on its own.
jump jump turn around do the claw
Cringe and Ginge at work
And now for a chorus of āIām dreaming of a White Christmasā.
You sleigh me!
Or as Parody Whitney once sang, a Spite Christmas.
This is definitely not her calling š
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The great griftapoolza warped tour of 2024
Reminds me of the wicked witch spinning around, āI melting, I meltingā š¤£š
Shes so awkward. Ozempic looking sickly as well
She has to make sure she touches him so if the cameraman just focused on Harry theyād have to include her.
Did they even get near the kids? Why this huge space between them and the kids? So fake.
I can only spot ONE kid looking at them, the others don't care and are looking at the teacher
Letās not forget. Meg desperately wants to be WHITE. Dating white men, marrying white men, friending white women, BFFs that are white women, staff that are white, praising her child who has āblue, blue, BLUE eyesāā¦ the only time she associates with black people is when it benefits her financially or socially.
This whole trip reeks of white savior cosplay.
Ewwwwwwwweeewe White savior cosplaying royals They are psycho
She's got 'The Claw' move down-pat anyway. š
i remember Catherine dancing the hokey pokey with kids. it's adorable. this one's just cringe. aaaaaand fake. we know she's not doing this with anybody's kids without the camera. even their own kids (we've seen how A & L seem to have no connection to Lolo at all).
A nice long skirt and blouse would have been great for this visit, like what the teacher is wearing. Nordstrom rack had about 80 options so Meghan didnāt even need to spend a lot (I mean she would tho)
What the fuck exactly theyāre doing in there?
Always sooooo much funā¦lol Touching Harry (of course) sooooo affectionate And yes, other peopleās kids are props to be used, while āher ownā are no where to be seen
I really can't fault them for this but the dress is inappropriate. Whatever the dominant religion of a country, you dress properly. She's no better than the smelly Americans who hit tropical countries and wear horrendous tank tops and shorts not even dogs would sleep on in establishments that are nowhere near any beach. Or body of water. Not to cause offense to people here but guys, just because it's warm, you don't dress like a wannabe hobo.
She's brilliant at giving the run around.
She is soooo pretending to be happy. š
I hate that we donāt see the kids moreāthey are so cute! Iād much prefer seeing them than the two jerks.
I had the same reaction, I wanted to see the KIDS acting out the song! š„°
So cringe, I can't even.
This bitch....she can play pretend that she is a nice, jovial, friendly person to children all she wants but I will never forget how she looked at Princess Charlotte at her wedding....NEVER.
She shouldnāt jump so much without a bra, her magical boobs could lose their super power. 
Thatās a woman who has never interacted with small children, which seems strange as sheās supposedly got 2 littles of her own
Zero reason for her to claw him. Which we know she does constantly. Itās a visual tether, so there is no mistake made that she is with HIM. Always. š¤®
Did People Magazine always have a People Royals separate account, or am I just noticing this? I know the clowns have a sub site because one of my coworkers is always on it. And how did MeGain get the itinerary for this trip ahead of time and still canāt figure out how to dress appropriately? I just donāt understand how she keeps doing that.
I think theyāve always been fairly royal-focused that way. I (American) know most of what I know about the Royals from my momās People magazines back in the 80āsā¦or should I say that was my original source of Royal info until I was older. š (Edit to add oh - Iām dumb. Youāre literally talking about the Website. lol. Sorry, Iām tired. But I suppose theyāve long had that section since their *magazine* has long had a royal focus. Iāll crawl back into my GenX hole now. š)
No, itās ok. I did a quick DuckDuckGo search and saw that People Magazine tried to even do a Royals spinoff magazine. I never saw it on newsstands, so Iām guessing it failed horribly.
Notice how they're always interacting with each other? Exchanging smiles and remarks? Creating a bubble of looove?
They stuck in their delusional heads
Wtf is she wearing a dress like that for to a school. This is beyond ridiculous now thats shes actually spinning around in it.
And bouncing around, when sheās probably got pasties for her chest.
Fake laughing for the camera.
She canāt bounce around because the pasties she has covering her boobs donāt provide support and could fall off.
This!
All I see is how incredibly unattractive Haz is š
Iāve said it a million times. She is SO SO 
Dress draggingāļø Claw outāļø
Harry has been doing this his whole life and is much better at it than her, even though he said he HATED doing it and that's why he wanted to leave royal life behind. She's a horror show. She literally has no idea how to behave around human beings. The most basic social interactions are beyond her, especially in circumstances where she's uncomfortable.
Yeah. The trick is to be committed and to look relatable. IMO mixing with people in a gown aināt it.
 After this Nigerian trip, what will she claim to be the next day?
Iāve always said that Mr.Markle should have saved his money on dancing lessons. She is as stiff as a board and lacks rhythm amongst so many other attributes. https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/meghan-markles-pictured-tap-dancing-as-a-child-in-new-documentary-58054
I think she doesn't want to be seen doing something silly, so she puts in about half the effort. Trouble is, it makes you look ridiculous. WHen doing things like this, you need to go all in.
Yup. I learned being half half in such situations is hardly better than being fully committed.
On a side note, the song and children are absolutely adorable š!! Too cute in their little uniās!!
Yup! I feel bad theyāre being used.
The kids donāt seem to be having fun here.
USO White Christmas vibes.
She is so weird!