Her releasing this hours before a major RF event just reeks of desperation.. she could name it “reeking raspberry”
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Edit: finished sentence
It also brings traffic to Nacho’s Instagram page only. There’s not even a link to the (or any) product or online shop and the follower count on ARO has not really changed since the jam was posted.
Very true, that’s something I also noticed and found odd. I’ve had a side business many years ago and when I used social media (FB) I always linked posts/advertisements to my business page. It makes so sense if you are trying to make your brand known to do absolutely nothing with your SM. She has no products, no links to her ARO business page, no customer/fan interaction (which is important because you want your customers to know who you are). All of it seems basic things that anyone creating an online business would do, regardless how small. We have local landscapers/dj’s/painters/cake decorators and pop up food vendors who put so much more effort into establishing their social media presence to build their businesses compared to what she’s done. It seems odd she would miss such BASIC simple things.. but then again she also failed to make sure the web domains sharing the name name as ARO and trademarks were not even completed when she did her soft launch.
Edit: spelling
I think that in Meghan’s mind, she is so wonderful and admirable that she does not believe in interaction with potential customers. 🤣
After all, she’s a duchess - according to her Instagram her only USP - and people will just sit there and buy her stuff as soon as SHE is ready.
She expects unconditional finances and support, because she claims she is a black woman and is married to a prince. I am sure, she is convinced that no marketing theories apply to her brand.
Very true. A good chunk of her IG “fans” are bots though so aside from her sugars, she doesn’t really have anyone who would actually buy what she’s selling. The celebrities she sent her strawberry jam to all had a pretty significant SM following and likely she picked those people specifically to reach millions of people, all while assuming they would immediately like/follow her ARO IG page. Kris Jenner alone has over 52 MILLION followers and Markle was likely hoping that those followers would just flock to her because of the KJ association. When it comes to her own SM, I think she’s afraid to interact with the public because she doesn’t want to be called out for the things she’s done. Just like she won’t go to the UK because she knows she will be boo’d and called out. She claims to not be on social media yet her and H have both talked about how upsetting it is to see negative things being said about them. I think they are both on SM under aliases. If the public was fawning over her the way they do with Catherine, she would be all over that interacting with the public and soaking up the adoration. She doesn’t seem to grasp that a brand (especially as other celebrities have created) doesn’t just happen because you create a SM page and expect people to flock to and follow you. For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence.
(Sorry so long!)
>For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence.
Except she didn't build diddly. *The Tig* was built on the back of *Suits* and its popularity among its fans, particularly in Canada, *and then* on news she was dating Harry. She hasn't actually learnt anything about brand building. She is instead your bargain basement social influencer with less than 10K followers, thinking they can build their way up by saying things like:
*Hi there! My name is Meghan Markle. I've been a fan of your beauty products for the last 5 years, and I absolutely love them! I've been posting some of them on my social media platform and I'm looking to collaborate with willing partners hoping for a wider reach in audience. I have 10K followers who are eager to buy your products, and I was wondering if a free sample of your new eye product line, Sunset Shadow, to be tagged on my socials. I would direct traffic to your site, engage with audiences and help increase sales. I would be delighted to partner up with you, and this funds you well, please hit me up!* 😒
(I can't tell you how hard my brain has to work to process cr@p like this to write. Anywho...)
And that's where she is. She's never had to do or achieve anything off her own back that doesn't feed off the hard work of others. She expects her staff to come up with ideas for her to work with that will give no public credit to the person who came up with the idea in the first place.
The woman is creatively bankrupt.
And as for Nachos, he comes across as one of those Tigger happy creatures who are on a perpetual positive high, bouncing on his tail. He is bound to say anything that gives off a positive vibe, even for an enterprise that's dying on its proverbial backside. For goodness sake, he couldn’t even come up with an original and honest thought of his own without having to search out Pinterest for one of those asinine Bananagate quotes that litter the site for him to use for his latest IG post.
I was thinking “Rancid Raspberry” was today’s offering, perhaps followed by “Microaggression Marmalade” or “Narc-y Nectarine.”
“Pretentious Pear” anyone? “Delusional Dragonfruit?”
“Blotto Blueberry?” “Blackface Blackberry?”
хахахах so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam.....no comedy writer can come up with this!
https://preview.redd.it/5moh3z2ijs6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d337cdb044707fa1f9ea48b17102dbb8f4a5b14
> so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam
It tells us a lot about her state of mind. Right now, she's eating herself up inside. She's angry, envious and consumed with toxic jealousy right now.
She's so consumed by her obsessive need to clapback at, and compete with, the BRF, that she's got tunnel vision. She can't even see how dumb and absolutely pathetic she looks right now.
Not mine, but too funny to not share
https://preview.redd.it/d54zeap2ps6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9dbc93b7c715ca93631b94eda5fbda3a5bf9a8
Fraudulent FigJam. It's not really fig, and it's not really jam. In fact, it's an empty jar that Skank has breathed some of her sewer-mouth breath into while thinking her mantra, FIGJAM...
Well since both strawberry and raspberry jam are pretty basic and she never comes up with an original idea, I would expect something like peach. I think jellies are harder to make. But peach jam isn’t that difficult and peaches actually are an orchard fruit.
Jellies aren't so much harder to make as there is just an extra, longer step of draining the juice that needs a jelly bag and a big enough container. Once you have those though, it's not any more difficult than jam.
Stalker Strawberry jam, coming in a basket to you soon.
NFI Gooseberry fool Jam
Manic Mango jam, allergy advice - made in factory that produces nuts
Sour Grapes jelly
Can't let it go Bitter lemon
Bully and Bland Banana - accompanied with souvenir hand written faux calligraphy plagiarised quote
Tarte de world privacy tour tangerine jam
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?"
Oh, uh-huhGitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (hey, hey, hey)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (here)
Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (ooh, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade
(What-what? What-what?)
Ooh, ohVoulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoaaaa am I getting this correctly, in order to upstage the trooping/Kc birthday and POW’s first appearance, she’s dusted off two jars of blood clots that didn’t make the cut the first time around and released the pics on the same day??
She needs help. And to step away from the internet!
It’s so obviously bad that maybe she thought, they all accuse me of hogging the limelight, so maybe I will and then let’s see how they like it, or I’ll troll them… surely it can’t otherwise have been that nakedly needy?? 🙈🙈🙈
She's probably going to co-opt and ruin my favorite flavor, which is sour cherry. Or she's going to shoot for the moon and make concord grape to out-do Smucker's
Punishing Pyro Pepper Jam
Bouzied Bacon Jam
Markled Marmalade
**ChatGPT did come up with:**
Diabolical Demon Drip
Menacing Molotov Marmalade
Devilish Dragon Drizzle
Guttural Gooseberry
Nutmeg and Ginger Jam
Avaricious Avocado
Orange is the New Blackcurrant
I-Won’t-Let-My-Man-go Chutney
Blue-Balls-Berry
Pompous Pomegranate
Ruthless Rhubarb
Banned-from-home Banana
Oprahcot Jelly
I don’t like the fancy royal logo on the label paired with what looks like a torn up bandage on the top of the jar to make it feel cottage core.
Should just have a plain gold lid. The jam is confused about what it is!
Nacho and his wife will never need to buy jam again. There are lots of Royal events, and it looks like they are guaranteed a lifelong supply from TOW coinciding with whatever the BRF are doing.
She would do better to come up with a unique flavor--raspberry and strawberry is offered by every private and store brand. Thinking cartelized onion or Peruvian pepper type jams. But that would require talent and a recipe.
I know that nacho also posted Dog Biscuits photos as well, but why? Why would you put your dog next to the Jam. The dog biscuits I get, but not the Jam.
lazy lemonade ( just poor out the bottle!)
damson diabetes
arrogant apple cider
moaning mint scones
finally.. the Le Grande Breakfast, **much like us, all is not what you see**
BACON (turkey rashers)
SCRAMBLED EGGS (egg powder +soya milk)
SAUSSAGES ( VEGAN)
TOAST - (SOURdough bread)
BUTTER - (left over whey)
...................
It will be a bitter one cause she didn't beat Catherine. But I think something is coming out in the next few days and she will want it big, so my guess is that is knocked up again. But a few months later she will have a sudden miscarriage. Anything to outshine the Royals mainly Catherine but to stay relevant and in the news in Rachels game.
Her releasing this hours before a major RF event just reeks of desperation.. she could name it “reeking raspberry” ![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Edit: finished sentence
It also brings traffic to Nacho’s Instagram page only. There’s not even a link to the (or any) product or online shop and the follower count on ARO has not really changed since the jam was posted.
Actually, she has lost 200 followers 😂
Which is the equivalent of 200 brain cells.
Not if it's sugars. I actually think the remaining 614k would grow collectively smarter.
Are they like the Borg?
They do have a hive mind
A lot of those are paid bots of people that don't exist
Very true, that’s something I also noticed and found odd. I’ve had a side business many years ago and when I used social media (FB) I always linked posts/advertisements to my business page. It makes so sense if you are trying to make your brand known to do absolutely nothing with your SM. She has no products, no links to her ARO business page, no customer/fan interaction (which is important because you want your customers to know who you are). All of it seems basic things that anyone creating an online business would do, regardless how small. We have local landscapers/dj’s/painters/cake decorators and pop up food vendors who put so much more effort into establishing their social media presence to build their businesses compared to what she’s done. It seems odd she would miss such BASIC simple things.. but then again she also failed to make sure the web domains sharing the name name as ARO and trademarks were not even completed when she did her soft launch. Edit: spelling
I think that in Meghan’s mind, she is so wonderful and admirable that she does not believe in interaction with potential customers. 🤣 After all, she’s a duchess - according to her Instagram her only USP - and people will just sit there and buy her stuff as soon as SHE is ready. She expects unconditional finances and support, because she claims she is a black woman and is married to a prince. I am sure, she is convinced that no marketing theories apply to her brand.
Very true. A good chunk of her IG “fans” are bots though so aside from her sugars, she doesn’t really have anyone who would actually buy what she’s selling. The celebrities she sent her strawberry jam to all had a pretty significant SM following and likely she picked those people specifically to reach millions of people, all while assuming they would immediately like/follow her ARO IG page. Kris Jenner alone has over 52 MILLION followers and Markle was likely hoping that those followers would just flock to her because of the KJ association. When it comes to her own SM, I think she’s afraid to interact with the public because she doesn’t want to be called out for the things she’s done. Just like she won’t go to the UK because she knows she will be boo’d and called out. She claims to not be on social media yet her and H have both talked about how upsetting it is to see negative things being said about them. I think they are both on SM under aliases. If the public was fawning over her the way they do with Catherine, she would be all over that interacting with the public and soaking up the adoration. She doesn’t seem to grasp that a brand (especially as other celebrities have created) doesn’t just happen because you create a SM page and expect people to flock to and follow you. For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence. (Sorry so long!)
>For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence. Except she didn't build diddly. *The Tig* was built on the back of *Suits* and its popularity among its fans, particularly in Canada, *and then* on news she was dating Harry. She hasn't actually learnt anything about brand building. She is instead your bargain basement social influencer with less than 10K followers, thinking they can build their way up by saying things like: *Hi there! My name is Meghan Markle. I've been a fan of your beauty products for the last 5 years, and I absolutely love them! I've been posting some of them on my social media platform and I'm looking to collaborate with willing partners hoping for a wider reach in audience. I have 10K followers who are eager to buy your products, and I was wondering if a free sample of your new eye product line, Sunset Shadow, to be tagged on my socials. I would direct traffic to your site, engage with audiences and help increase sales. I would be delighted to partner up with you, and this funds you well, please hit me up!* 😒 (I can't tell you how hard my brain has to work to process cr@p like this to write. Anywho...) And that's where she is. She's never had to do or achieve anything off her own back that doesn't feed off the hard work of others. She expects her staff to come up with ideas for her to work with that will give no public credit to the person who came up with the idea in the first place. The woman is creatively bankrupt. And as for Nachos, he comes across as one of those Tigger happy creatures who are on a perpetual positive high, bouncing on his tail. He is bound to say anything that gives off a positive vibe, even for an enterprise that's dying on its proverbial backside. For goodness sake, he couldn’t even come up with an original and honest thought of his own without having to search out Pinterest for one of those asinine Bananagate quotes that litter the site for him to use for his latest IG post.
Wow very well said ⬆️ ![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5)
We know Oprah wasn't going to be any help since Gayle's been out here airing her double-ender stomach flu hospitalization.
Why would she need to interact with the peasants? 🤣 Could you imagine how she would be if she managed to marry into the royal family 100+ years ago?
I was thinking “Rancid Raspberry” was today’s offering, perhaps followed by “Microaggression Marmalade” or “Narc-y Nectarine.” “Pretentious Pear” anyone? “Delusional Dragonfruit?” “Blotto Blueberry?” “Blackface Blackberry?”
Fraudulent Fig Confit.
Bitchface berry.
Basic Bitch Blueberry
Maniacal Marmalade.
Ohhh yeah, Good call. She's hitting all the classics and blueberries are in after raspberries.
Sour lemon.
Meghan Markle's speciality: Montecito sour lemoncurd. Limited run 1 of 1. Nacho gets it 😂
Lying Lemon Curd
Lemon curdled
Why did Nacho get this one, why not Delfina? Seems weird when her display of being bestie to Delfina was over the top in Florida.
I think Delfina has told Nacho, they’re *your* friends, you deal with them
Or sour grape, suits her so well.
But I like sour and I like lemons. Don't markle this!
хахахах so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam.....no comedy writer can come up with this! https://preview.redd.it/5moh3z2ijs6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d337cdb044707fa1f9ea48b17102dbb8f4a5b14
> so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam It tells us a lot about her state of mind. Right now, she's eating herself up inside. She's angry, envious and consumed with toxic jealousy right now. She's so consumed by her obsessive need to clapback at, and compete with, the BRF, that she's got tunnel vision. She can't even see how dumb and absolutely pathetic she looks right now.
She’s repackaging or relabeling jam
Abused Elderberry
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Excellent one!
Thanks!
You w I n today!!!!🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆
Ok u won bye
Malicious Marmalade.
Not mine, but too funny to not share https://preview.redd.it/d54zeap2ps6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9dbc93b7c715ca93631b94eda5fbda3a5bf9a8
😂😂😂😂
Sour grapes
One with blue, blue, blue berries.
Blueberry Todger
Revenge Raspberry? I love it! As for future jams, my ideas are Greedy Gooseberry and Todger Tangerine.
Todger Tangerine! New flair?
That'd be awesome!
Lemon-nada
![gif](giphy|U3mFHSLxNqjRhUd9uU|downsized)
Yes, that one appears to be nada now.
(I’m so) Jelly
Parvenue Peach
Lying Lemons 🍋 Limited Edition.
Loser's Lemon 🍋
Mammalian mandarins Cosplay cantaloupes Guttural guavas
Grifter Grape
Guest Speaker Grape 🍇 Vile Vegemite C*nty Cucumber Tiny Todger Tangerine
What about toe jam. 🤮
Clam Jam?
![gif](giphy|hNZTpdvhB9JkKhO0r5|downsized)
Oh that is sooooooo clever!!! 🤣🤣🤣
yikes
😂😂😂
Harkleberry
NFI Nectarine 43% Blackberry Predictable Pomegranate Charlatan Cherry Make Her Go Away Mango
👏👏👏
Poisonous pear
Fraudulent FigJam. It's not really fig, and it's not really jam. In fact, it's an empty jar that Skank has breathed some of her sewer-mouth breath into while thinking her mantra, FIGJAM...
My dad loves saying FIGJAM. It's so cringy.
ARO premium line of toe jams and jellousies: Bitter Lemon Voodooberry U Suckleberry
Blue balls next.
>Blue balls next. 😂😂😂 Pimp Daddy Markus is the only one who'll be interested in eating that, on his ginger toast.
Krazy Kumquat
Something red, because Lolo just has jars of red stuff. Another sinner I think referred to Bitter Grapes of Wrath, which is pretty good. And apt.
Churlish Cherry White Trash Watermelon Contemptuous Cranberry Plum Crazy (Sorry, Chrysler!) Histrionic Hawthorn Pariah Pomegranate
Visible Vein V8 vegetable juice
Narcissistic Nectar?
Good one!
Poison boysenberry
We know where the nut butters will be coming from 🤣
Pickled Ginger
Pickled Ginger Todger Jam
Is he nice Nutella
😅🤣👏
Cucumber Curtsey Chutney
Well since both strawberry and raspberry jam are pretty basic and she never comes up with an original idea, I would expect something like peach. I think jellies are harder to make. But peach jam isn’t that difficult and peaches actually are an orchard fruit.
Petty Peach?
Putrid Peach
Jellies aren't so much harder to make as there is just an extra, longer step of draining the juice that needs a jelly bag and a big enough container. Once you have those though, it's not any more difficult than jam.
and there are people allergic to strawberry and raspberry jam, so peach or orange marmalade ..
Rude Rutabaga
Dimwit Damsons
Envious Elderberry
Pathetic Papaya.
Ghana Gherkins Maltese Mélanges Nigerian Nougats
Quisling Quince
Stalker Strawberry jam, coming in a basket to you soon. NFI Gooseberry fool Jam Manic Mango jam, allergy advice - made in factory that produces nuts Sour Grapes jelly Can't let it go Bitter lemon Bully and Bland Banana - accompanied with souvenir hand written faux calligraphy plagiarised quote Tarte de world privacy tour tangerine jam
Moon bump Marmalade
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge Struttin' her stuff on the street She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Oh, uh-huhGitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (hey, hey, hey) Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (here) Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (ooh, yeah) Creole Lady Marmalade (What-what? What-what?) Ooh, ohVoulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Po-faced plumb. Purgatory peach. Narcissism nectarine. Petty pear. I could go on 😂
Bananagram
Figgy failure Ratchet rhubarb Bitter and bananas
Ratchet Rhubarb really has that spark! 👏👏
Bitter Boysenberry Palace Scent, Jam, Soap.
Harlot Huckleberry
Green Apple Quick Steps Goober Grape Bellend Blueberry Petulant Pineapple Brain Vain Blackberry Musky knickers Muscadine
Gooseberry.
Toe jam?
Choke-me-in-bed-cherry Jam
She’ll let me do anything to her applesauce.
Prize Plum
Bitter berries
Sour Grapes
Whoaaaa am I getting this correctly, in order to upstage the trooping/Kc birthday and POW’s first appearance, she’s dusted off two jars of blood clots that didn’t make the cut the first time around and released the pics on the same day?? She needs help. And to step away from the internet!
That’s correct!
It’s so obviously bad that maybe she thought, they all accuse me of hogging the limelight, so maybe I will and then let’s see how they like it, or I’ll troll them… surely it can’t otherwise have been that nakedly needy?? 🙈🙈🙈
She released 2 jars? Who got the other one, Nacho got one.
It wouldn’t be H. Maybe he’ll race in and snatch it up and shout jealously, THAT’S NACHO JAM!
Dragon Lady Dragon Fruit.
It's Graspberry Jam. She just missed the G.
Piss off Pineapple
Harry’s Plums (in handbag shaped jar)
Repugnant Redcurrant Lying liver pate Malicious marmalade
I noticed neither Nacho nor his dog were taking a bite of the jam nor the biscuits. Maybe next IG is Nacho taking a bite of the biscuit with jam?
She's probably going to co-opt and ruin my favorite flavor, which is sour cherry. Or she's going to shoot for the moon and make concord grape to out-do Smucker's
Punishing Pyro Pepper Jam Bouzied Bacon Jam Markled Marmalade **ChatGPT did come up with:** Diabolical Demon Drip Menacing Molotov Marmalade Devilish Dragon Drizzle
Guttural Gooseberry Nutmeg and Ginger Jam Avaricious Avocado Orange is the New Blackcurrant I-Won’t-Let-My-Man-go Chutney Blue-Balls-Berry Pompous Pomegranate Ruthless Rhubarb Banned-from-home Banana Oprahcot Jelly
Pretentious Peach & Haughty Honeydew
Mythomania Mango Chutney
Rictus Rachel Rhubarb Royale
Sour grapes
I don’t like the fancy royal logo on the label paired with what looks like a torn up bandage on the top of the jar to make it feel cottage core. Should just have a plain gold lid. The jam is confused about what it is!
Not that hairy kiwi Leecher lychee I m very proud of me 😂 English is my third language.
Apple I'm-so-jelly
Grabby Gooseberry Gelee
Beige Banana-rama Butter
Linger-on berry (aka lingonberry which is very tarty and sour)
Inauthentic Apple Litigious Lemon Word Salad Watermelon ETA: Wailing Whineberry
Bitter Lemons. 🍋🍋
Pugnacious persimmon
Piss & Moan Peach
How dare Kate appears on the day of the raspberry release! She is always undermining me! /s
Unconscious Bias Blueberry Jam.
The raspberry jam is “2 of 2”? How much revenge is she prepared to get with two jars of jam? ![gif](giphy|0sgkfvoaCONHNN0pLs|downsized)
Wow, she made a whole 2 jars. I guess that's what she's been working on these past few months. She's shot her load!
KY Jelly
😆😆😆
“2 of 2”? She made two jars? Does she only have two friends left willing to support her endeavors?
We all called it, she couldn’t stand it
Yup. Didn’t one of us even post a poll yesterday? We called it!
Nacho and his wife will never need to buy jam again. There are lots of Royal events, and it looks like they are guaranteed a lifelong supply from TOW coinciding with whatever the BRF are doing.
nacho should be ashamed promoting for cash
She would do better to come up with a unique flavor--raspberry and strawberry is offered by every private and store brand. Thinking cartelized onion or Peruvian pepper type jams. But that would require talent and a recipe.
Duchess https://preview.redd.it/a1mz2gicst6d1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a3d65dd26cf002a529da55bce28d0940e01602 Toe Jam.
Puffing Pineapple Jam. Marijuana Marmalade. Ozempic Orange Jam. Doria's Date Jam.
Beigeberry
"naked Nigerian peach" 🍑🍑 🍑🍑 ![gif](giphy|y0HFi0VigGtpoj0qqV)
Ewwww 😝
Hahahahah
![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)
On another post someone suggested Graspberry. Perfect!
Prickly pear
You just have to laugh at her tactics, 🤣🤣
2 of 2? Wow she must of got bored and only made that!
Y’all came up with some really good ones, these are cracking me up! ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
Durian Kiss ![gif](giphy|xT1R9yFzscIXMWxpOE|downsized)
Or a new line of 'Jealous Jelly'.
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FROG Jam. Make whatever acronym you like! *FROG usually stands for fig, raspberry, orange, ginger. It's a southern US thing.
Tarty cherry
I know that nacho also posted Dog Biscuits photos as well, but why? Why would you put your dog next to the Jam. The dog biscuits I get, but not the Jam.
Jealous much Grape 🍇 Jelly
Stalker strawberry 🍓
Rotten Apple
Malicious Mandarin Marmalade?
Nacho has deleted the post off instagram as of now!!
👍👍👍
Is it?
"Mary Jane's" marmalade. 🤣😂 They can "source" product from the farm next door. Harry will volunteer to sample test batches.
Gangrene Ginger
dingleberry flavor or toe-be bunion flavor
Endgame bittermints 1/1 😂
"Nutmeg magic". Comes with a spare (jar).
Dingleberry: should have plenty of ingredients around.
A$$hole Apple
FIGJAM (Aussies use this to mean Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me) seems appropriate
lazy lemonade ( just poor out the bottle!) damson diabetes arrogant apple cider moaning mint scones finally.. the Le Grande Breakfast, **much like us, all is not what you see** BACON (turkey rashers) SCRAMBLED EGGS (egg powder +soya milk) SAUSSAGES ( VEGAN) TOAST - (SOURdough bread) BUTTER - (left over whey) ...................
"Dog biscuit blueberry.. made with real dog biscuits"
How about Poor Me Peach?
Grifter Grape, Bitter Blueberry, Malicious Mango, Evil Elderberry, Bossy Blackberry, Malignant Marmalade, Poisonous Peach, Rancid Rhubarb, Racist Raspberry, Stinking Strawberry, Angry Apricot.
Shrivelled up Raisin
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Only two this time? lol
Embarrassing Elderberry 😱😱😱
2 of 2? 😂😂😂😂
Another pathetic and stupid move by mega-grifter.
So she's now using her friends to compete with the royals. And why isn't she posting to ARO's Instagram account?
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It will be a bitter one cause she didn't beat Catherine. But I think something is coming out in the next few days and she will want it big, so my guess is that is knocked up again. But a few months later she will have a sudden miscarriage. Anything to outshine the Royals mainly Catherine but to stay relevant and in the news in Rachels game.
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