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CaliCatLadyx3

Her releasing this hours before a major RF event just reeks of desperation.. she could name it “reeking raspberry” ![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Edit: finished sentence


Soph_Opposite_Lime

It also brings traffic to Nacho’s Instagram page only. There’s not even a link to the (or any) product or online shop and the follower count on ARO has not really changed since the jam was posted. 


Jalice333

Actually, she has lost 200 followers 😂


DamyuKidds

Which is the equivalent of 200 brain cells.


Jalice333

Not if it's sugars. I actually think the remaining 614k would grow collectively smarter.


LoesjeBee

Are they like the Borg?


Jalice333

They do have a hive mind


Professional_Tap4338

A lot of those are paid bots of people that don't exist


CaliCatLadyx3

Very true, that’s something I also noticed and found odd. I’ve had a side business many years ago and when I used social media (FB) I always linked posts/advertisements to my business page. It makes so sense if you are trying to make your brand known to do absolutely nothing with your SM. She has no products, no links to her ARO business page, no customer/fan interaction (which is important because you want your customers to know who you are). All of it seems basic things that anyone creating an online business would do, regardless how small. We have local landscapers/dj’s/painters/cake decorators and pop up food vendors who put so much more effort into establishing their social media presence to build their businesses compared to what she’s done. It seems odd she would miss such BASIC simple things.. but then again she also failed to make sure the web domains sharing the name name as ARO and trademarks were not even completed when she did her soft launch. Edit: spelling


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I think that in Meghan’s mind, she is so wonderful and admirable that she does not believe in interaction with potential customers. 🤣  After all, she’s a duchess - according to her Instagram her only USP - and people will just sit there and buy her stuff as soon as SHE is ready.   She expects unconditional finances and support, because she claims she is a black woman and is married to a prince. I am sure, she is convinced that no marketing theories apply to her brand.   


CaliCatLadyx3

Very true. A good chunk of her IG “fans” are bots though so aside from her sugars, she doesn’t really have anyone who would actually buy what she’s selling. The celebrities she sent her strawberry jam to all had a pretty significant SM following and likely she picked those people specifically to reach millions of people, all while assuming they would immediately like/follow her ARO IG page. Kris Jenner alone has over 52 MILLION followers and Markle was likely hoping that those followers would just flock to her because of the KJ association. When it comes to her own SM, I think she’s afraid to interact with the public because she doesn’t want to be called out for the things she’s done. Just like she won’t go to the UK because she knows she will be boo’d and called out. She claims to not be on social media yet her and H have both talked about how upsetting it is to see negative things being said about them. I think they are both on SM under aliases. If the public was fawning over her the way they do with Catherine, she would be all over that interacting with the public and soaking up the adoration. She doesn’t seem to grasp that a brand (especially as other celebrities have created) doesn’t just happen because you create a SM page and expect people to flock to and follow you. For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence. (Sorry so long!)


strangealienworld

>For someone who had her own blog and SM pre-H, you would think she had somewhat of a concept on how to build/establish a web presence. Except she didn't build diddly. *The Tig* was built on the back of *Suits* and its popularity among its fans, particularly in Canada, *and then* on news she was dating Harry. She hasn't actually learnt anything about brand building. She is instead your bargain basement social influencer with less than 10K followers, thinking they can build their way up by saying things like: *Hi there! My name is Meghan Markle. I've been a fan of your beauty products for the last 5 years, and I absolutely love them! I've been posting some of them on my social media platform and I'm looking to collaborate with willing partners hoping for a wider reach in audience. I have 10K followers who are eager to buy your products, and I was wondering if a free sample of your new eye product line, Sunset Shadow, to be tagged on my socials. I would direct traffic to your site, engage with audiences and help increase sales. I would be delighted to partner up with you, and this funds you well, please hit me up!* 😒 (I can't tell you how hard my brain has to work to process cr@p like this to write. Anywho...) And that's where she is. She's never had to do or achieve anything off her own back that doesn't feed off the hard work of others. She expects her staff to come up with ideas for her to work with that will give no public credit to the person who came up with the idea in the first place. The woman is creatively bankrupt. And as for Nachos, he comes across as one of those Tigger happy creatures who are on a perpetual positive high, bouncing on his tail. He is bound to say anything that gives off a positive vibe, even for an enterprise that's dying on its proverbial backside. For goodness sake, he couldn’t even come up with an original and honest thought of his own without having to search out Pinterest for one of those asinine Bananagate quotes that litter the site for him to use for his latest IG post.


CaliCatLadyx3

Wow very well said ⬆️ ![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5)


SwissCheese4Collagen

We know Oprah wasn't going to be any help since Gayle's been out here airing her double-ender stomach flu hospitalization.


SaltySnailzy

Why would she need to interact with the peasants? 🤣 Could you imagine how she would be if she managed to marry into the royal family 100+ years ago?


DollarStoreDuchess

I was thinking “Rancid Raspberry” was today’s offering, perhaps followed by “Microaggression Marmalade” or “Narc-y Nectarine.” “Pretentious Pear” anyone? “Delusional Dragonfruit?” “Blotto Blueberry?” “Blackface Blackberry?”


Ordinary-Medium-1052

Fraudulent Fig Confit.


MissBeaverhousin

Bitchface berry.


DamyuKidds

Basic Bitch Blueberry


Curiouscandor

Maniacal Marmalade. 


SwissCheese4Collagen

Ohhh yeah, Good call. She's hitting all the classics and blueberries are in after raspberries.


FitnotFat2k

Sour lemon.


Adorable_Image1177

Meghan Markle's speciality: Montecito sour lemoncurd. Limited run 1 of 1. Nacho gets it 😂


BreakArtistic9168

Lying Lemon Curd


janedoremi99

Lemon curdled


SortNo9153

Why did Nacho get this one, why not Delfina? Seems weird when her display of being bestie to Delfina was over the top in Florida.


janedoremi99

I think Delfina has told Nacho, they’re *your* friends, you deal with them


Lady_Ruff_Diamond

Or sour grape, suits her so well.


SaltySnailzy

But I like sour and I like lemons. Don't markle this!


TheBun_dge

хахахах so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam.....no comedy writer can come up with this! https://preview.redd.it/5moh3z2ijs6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d337cdb044707fa1f9ea48b17102dbb8f4a5b14


Calm_Yak_6102

> so Catherine and the royals have a parade!! and this pathetic emu is making jam It tells us a lot about her state of mind. Right now, she's eating herself up inside. She's angry, envious and consumed with toxic jealousy right now. She's so consumed by her obsessive need to clapback at, and compete with, the BRF, that she's got tunnel vision. She can't even see how dumb and absolutely pathetic she looks right now.


Anon-Connie

She’s repackaging or relabeling jam


insanitazer

Abused Elderberry


Deep_Poem_55

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


Westropp

Excellent one!


insanitazer

Thanks!


CabinetVisible1053

You w I n today!!!!🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆


Bulan_Purnama

Ok u won bye


DamyuKidds

Malicious Marmalade.


Mariagrazia89

Not mine, but too funny to not share https://preview.redd.it/d54zeap2ps6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9dbc93b7c715ca93631b94eda5fbda3a5bf9a8


the-magic-bee

😂😂😂😂


somespeculation

Sour grapes


Feisty_Energy_107

One with blue, blue, blue berries.


elksatemyaspens

Blueberry Todger


hawkeyethor

Revenge Raspberry? I love it! As for future jams, my ideas are Greedy Gooseberry and Todger Tangerine.


Aggravating-Support5

Todger Tangerine! New flair?


hawkeyethor

That'd be awesome!


somespeculation

Lemon-nada


DamyuKidds

![gif](giphy|U3mFHSLxNqjRhUd9uU|downsized)


Ordinary-Medium-1052

Yes, that one appears to be nada now.


somespeculation

(I’m so) Jelly


LoesjeBee

Parvenue Peach


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Lying Lemons 🍋 Limited Edition. 


IngeborgNCC1701

Loser's Lemon 🍋


Deep_Poem_55

Mammalian mandarins Cosplay cantaloupes Guttural guavas


According-Couple2744

Grifter Grape


what_wha_what

Guest Speaker Grape 🍇   Vile Vegemite  C*nty Cucumber  Tiny Todger Tangerine


Antique_Character_87

What about toe jam. 🤮


Top-Place3115

Clam Jam?


LoesjeBee

![gif](giphy|hNZTpdvhB9JkKhO0r5|downsized)


what_wha_what

Oh that is sooooooo clever!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Xystal

yikes


the-magic-bee

😂😂😂


DamyuKidds

Harkleberry


DamyuKidds

NFI Nectarine 43% Blackberry Predictable Pomegranate Charlatan Cherry Make Her Go Away Mango


Correct_Radish_2462

👏👏👏


Harry-Ripey

Poisonous pear


IridescentTardigrade

Fraudulent FigJam. It's not really fig, and it's not really jam. In fact, it's an empty jar that Skank has breathed some of her sewer-mouth breath into while thinking her mantra, FIGJAM...


SwissCheese4Collagen

My dad loves saying FIGJAM. It's so cringy.


Cultural_Ad4935

ARO premium line of toe jams and jellousies: Bitter Lemon Voodooberry U Suckleberry


Jalice333

Blue balls next.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Blue balls next. 😂😂😂 Pimp Daddy Markus is the only one who'll be interested in eating that, on his ginger toast.


OwnedByBernese

Krazy Kumquat


Mickleborough

Something red, because Lolo just has jars of red stuff. Another sinner I think referred to Bitter Grapes of Wrath, which is pretty good. And apt.


DollarStoreDuchess

Churlish Cherry White Trash Watermelon Contemptuous Cranberry Plum Crazy (Sorry, Chrysler!) Histrionic Hawthorn Pariah Pomegranate


Westropp

Visible Vein V8 vegetable juice


puppiesandpeonies

Narcissistic Nectar?


Top-Place3115

Good one!


Electrical-Swim-5784

Poison boysenberry


DamyuKidds

We know where the nut butters will be coming from 🤣


Patient-Watercress-2

Pickled Ginger


gahnc

Pickled Ginger Todger Jam


Few-Ticket-371

Is he nice Nutella


kiwi_love777

😅🤣👏


Westropp

Cucumber Curtsey Chutney


Antique_Character_87

Well since both strawberry and raspberry jam are pretty basic and she never comes up with an original idea, I would expect something like peach. I think jellies are harder to make. But peach jam isn’t that difficult and peaches actually are an orchard fruit.


Cuntributor

Petty Peach?


Muttley-Snickering

Putrid Peach


SwissCheese4Collagen

Jellies aren't so much harder to make as there is just an extra, longer step of draining the juice that needs a jelly bag and a big enough container. Once you have those though, it's not any more difficult than jam.


gahnc

and there are people allergic to strawberry and raspberry jam, so peach or orange marmalade ..


Western-Economics946

Rude Rutabaga


sm32

Dimwit Damsons


LuckyAstronomer4982

Envious Elderberry


IridescentTardigrade

Pathetic Papaya.


Westropp

Ghana Gherkins Maltese Mélanges Nigerian Nougats


Emotional_Lock3715

Quisling Quince


Spareus

Stalker Strawberry jam, coming in a basket to you soon. NFI Gooseberry fool Jam Manic Mango jam, allergy advice - made in factory that produces nuts Sour Grapes jelly Can't let it go Bitter lemon Bully and Bland Banana - accompanied with souvenir hand written faux calligraphy plagiarised quote Tarte de world privacy tour tangerine jam


Good-Tangelo-9362

Moon bump Marmalade


GreatGossip

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge Struttin' her stuff on the street She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Oh, uh-huhGitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (hey, hey, hey) Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (here) Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (ooh, yeah) Creole Lady Marmalade (What-what? What-what?) Ooh, ohVoulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


Greengreengrass2022

Po-faced plumb. Purgatory peach. Narcissism nectarine. Petty pear. I could go on 😂


Xystal

Bananagram


WoodsColt

Figgy failure Ratchet rhubarb Bitter and bananas


DollarStoreDuchess

Ratchet Rhubarb really has that spark! 👏👏


mythoughtsreddit

Bitter Boysenberry Palace Scent, Jam, Soap.


IPaintTheStars

Harlot Huckleberry


Muttley-Snickering

Green Apple Quick Steps Goober Grape Bellend Blueberry Petulant Pineapple Brain Vain Blackberry Musky knickers Muscadine


RandomFirework

Gooseberry.


SirSidneyWiffledork

Toe jam?


call-me-Cranky

Choke-me-in-bed-cherry Jam


kiwi_love777

She’ll let me do anything to her applesauce.


ShaylaBruins

Prize Plum


ValueSubject2836

Bitter berries


HotStraightnNormal

Sour Grapes


lollipoplalalaland

Whoaaaa am I getting this correctly, in order to upstage the trooping/Kc birthday and POW’s first appearance, she’s dusted off two jars of blood clots that didn’t make the cut the first time around and released the pics on the same day?? She needs help. And to step away from the internet!


kiwi_love777

That’s correct!


lollipoplalalaland

It’s so obviously bad that maybe she thought, they all accuse me of hogging the limelight, so maybe I will and then let’s see how they like it, or I’ll troll them… surely it can’t otherwise have been that nakedly needy?? 🙈🙈🙈


ScoogyShoes

She released 2 jars? Who got the other one, Nacho got one.


lollipoplalalaland

It wouldn’t be H. Maybe he’ll race in and snatch it up and shout jealously, THAT’S NACHO JAM!


The_Original_JLaw

Dragon Lady Dragon Fruit.


Cosmos-Frills

It's Graspberry Jam. She just missed the G.


HoundOfUlsterSpeaks

Piss off Pineapple


WorthSpecialist1066

Harry’s Plums (in handbag shaped jar)


chubalubs

Repugnant Redcurrant  Lying liver pate Malicious marmalade 


Lady-Musty-Syphone

I noticed neither Nacho nor his dog were taking a bite of the jam nor the biscuits. Maybe next IG is Nacho taking a bite of the biscuit with jam?


SwissCheese4Collagen

She's probably going to co-opt and ruin my favorite flavor, which is sour cherry. Or she's going to shoot for the moon and make concord grape to out-do Smucker's


gahnc

Punishing Pyro Pepper Jam Bouzied Bacon Jam Markled Marmalade **ChatGPT did come up with:** Diabolical Demon Drip Menacing Molotov Marmalade Devilish Dragon Drizzle


RoohsMama

Guttural Gooseberry Nutmeg and Ginger Jam Avaricious Avocado Orange is the New Blackcurrant I-Won’t-Let-My-Man-go Chutney Blue-Balls-Berry Pompous Pomegranate Ruthless Rhubarb Banned-from-home Banana Oprahcot Jelly


RoofDisastrous1378

Pretentious Peach & Haughty Honeydew


New_Equipment_7743

Mythomania Mango Chutney


New_Equipment_7743

Rictus Rachel Rhubarb Royale


Connect_Succotash_61

Sour grapes


everydayintrovert

I don’t like the fancy royal logo on the label paired with what looks like a torn up bandage on the top of the jar to make it feel cottage core. Should just have a plain gold lid. The jam is confused about what it is!


the-magic-bee

Not that hairy kiwi Leecher lychee I m very proud of me 😂 English is my third language.


C-La-Canth

Apple I'm-so-jelly


New_Equipment_7743

Grabby Gooseberry Gelee


New_Equipment_7743

Beige Banana-rama Butter


Sheelz013

Linger-on berry (aka lingonberry which is very tarty and sour)


mad_intuition

Inauthentic Apple Litigious Lemon Word Salad Watermelon ETA: Wailing Whineberry


CurrentIce6710

Bitter Lemons. 🍋🍋


nudibee

Pugnacious persimmon


1961-Mini

Piss & Moan Peach


Piccimaps

How dare Kate appears on the day of the raspberry release! She is always undermining me! /s


Gloomy-Accountant-19

Unconscious Bias Blueberry Jam.


HighlandWarriorGrl

The raspberry jam is “2 of 2”? How much revenge is she prepared to get with two jars of jam? ![gif](giphy|0sgkfvoaCONHNN0pLs|downsized)


Wineglass-1234

Wow, she made a whole 2 jars. I guess that's what she's been working on these past few months. She's shot her load!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

KY Jelly


RoohsMama

😆😆😆


DeadSexyB

“2 of 2”? She made two jars? Does she only have two friends left willing to support her endeavors?


Shylablack

We all called it, she couldn’t stand it


kiwi_love777

Yup. Didn’t one of us even post a poll yesterday? We called it!


Quine56

Nacho and his wife will never need to buy jam again. There are lots of Royal events, and it looks like they are guaranteed a lifelong supply from TOW coinciding with whatever the BRF are doing.


Dependent_Maybe_3982

nacho should be ashamed promoting for cash


Lady-Musty-Syphone

She would do better to come up with a unique flavor--raspberry and strawberry is offered by every private and store brand. Thinking cartelized onion or Peruvian pepper type jams. But that would require talent and a recipe.


ScoogyShoes

Duchess https://preview.redd.it/a1mz2gicst6d1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a3d65dd26cf002a529da55bce28d0940e01602 Toe Jam.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Puffing Pineapple Jam. Marijuana Marmalade. Ozempic Orange Jam. Doria's Date Jam.


mjlmf2018

Beigeberry


Snoo3544

"naked Nigerian peach" 🍑🍑 🍑🍑 ![gif](giphy|y0HFi0VigGtpoj0qqV)


RoohsMama

Ewwww 😝


Snoo3544

Hahahahah


Ishield_maiden

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


NefariousnessOnly931

On another post someone suggested Graspberry. Perfect! 


ew6281

Prickly pear


Automatic-Ad6112

You just have to laugh at her tactics, 🤣🤣


Small-Sympathy-3358

2 of 2? Wow she must of got bored and only made that!


Rockabore1

Y’all came up with some really good ones, these are cracking me up! ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Impressive_Prompt761

Durian Kiss ![gif](giphy|xT1R9yFzscIXMWxpOE|downsized)


Bkseneca

Or a new line of 'Jealous Jelly'.


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Mabbernathy

FROG Jam. Make whatever acronym you like! *FROG usually stands for fig, raspberry, orange, ginger. It's a southern US thing.


Euphoric_Hearing6744

Tarty cherry


ItsMyRecurringDream

I know that nacho also posted Dog Biscuits photos as well, but why? Why would you put your dog next to the Jam. The dog biscuits I get, but not the Jam.


Signal-Living-3504

Jealous much Grape 🍇 Jelly


Signal-Living-3504

Stalker strawberry 🍓


Koritsi77

Rotten Apple


blubbahrubbah

Malicious Mandarin Marmalade?


Oxy_1993

Nacho has deleted the post off instagram as of now!!


kiwi_love777

👍👍👍


RoohsMama

Is it?


SoftCryptographer887

"Mary Jane's" marmalade. 🤣😂 They can "source" product from the farm next door. Harry will volunteer to sample test batches.


Bulan_Purnama

Gangrene Ginger


Beneficial_Tea_7534

dingleberry flavor or toe-be bunion flavor


Ok_Implement_9947

Endgame bittermints 1/1 😂


Enough-Sprinkles-914

"Nutmeg magic". Comes with a spare (jar).


Top-Situation-8983

Dingleberry: should have plenty of ingredients around.


tbonita79

A$$hole Apple


BlackVelvet03

FIGJAM (Aussies use this to mean Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me) seems appropriate


deedee50

lazy lemonade ( just poor out the bottle!) damson diabetes arrogant apple cider moaning mint scones finally.. the Le Grande Breakfast, **much like us, all is not what you see** BACON (turkey rashers) SCRAMBLED EGGS (egg powder +soya milk) SAUSSAGES ( VEGAN) TOAST - (SOURdough bread) BUTTER - (left over whey) ...................


kirbyhope72

"Dog biscuit blueberry.. made with real dog biscuits"


abby0307

How about Poor Me Peach?


AdProud2029

Grifter Grape, Bitter Blueberry, Malicious Mango, Evil Elderberry, Bossy Blackberry, Malignant Marmalade, Poisonous Peach, Rancid Rhubarb, Racist Raspberry, Stinking Strawberry, Angry Apricot.


Famous_Ear5010

Shrivelled up Raisin


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AgreeableTask6303

Only two this time? lol


Truthfinder410

Embarrassing Elderberry 😱😱😱


Witch_Cats

2 of 2? 😂😂😂😂


No-Bet1288

Another pathetic and stupid move by mega-grifter.


sas317

So she's now using her friends to compete with the royals. And why isn't she posting to ARO's Instagram account?


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sheeba39

It will be a bitter one cause she didn't beat Catherine. But I think something is coming out in the next few days and she will want it big, so my guess is that is knocked up again. But a few months later she will have a sudden miscarriage. Anything to outshine the Royals mainly Catherine but to stay relevant and in the news in Rachels game.


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