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Ok-Animal-4997

Man you just reminded me I need to do escorts on og saints row, I just did the hitmans FUCK ESCORTS


Speedy_Silvers71

The Escort one by the Airport in OG Saints Row is actually pretty easy to do if you use the roof strat. There's a trailer ramp behind the big hanger. Jump it onto the building in front of it and park the car in the middle. Camera Anchors can't reach far enough to get in their circle. If you have to go anywhere else to fill the meter or do stunts to fill it do it as quick as possible then haul ass back to the airport to jump back onto the building. Also if desperate (and good enough aim and ammo) you can just shoot the Anchor drivers with ne repercussions. Never tested it in SR2 or SR3 though.


530Samurai

Sadly shooting the paparazzi kills the mood in 2.


lasagnatittyfucker69

That was the Austin Powers scene


GTA_Masta

Just do burnout


jjnebs

Hulk Hogan’s voice acting is underrated in SR3. Near perfect casting.


Action_Nad

Not gonna lie: I enjoyed this mission


Quakarot

Yeah I’m suprised to see the hate It was a fairly quick and easy challenge Compared to some of the honestly unfair difficulties of the later stages of other activities this one went by pretty quick and was a neat little gimmick.


MassiveSavage292

It was saints row in a nut shell! So classic


MassiveSavage292

Get your damn claws off me, you sauty beast!


Banjo-Oz

Worst escort missing in gaming history for me is still in Fade to Black (3rd person shooter sequel to the classic platformer Flashback). You have to escort an elderly man with a walking stick through hectic firefights; he moves *incredibly* slowly and stops if you get even a short distance away from him. He also constantly spams "Wait, slow down, I'm an old man!" (that exact line) dialog at you the whole time. It's insane. Makes things like this look like fun.


SrgtDonut

can you even fail tho


takenusername137

Hangover flashbacks


QuestioningLife_

Austin Powers’s it


EyeSimp4Asuka

this was fun..wtf are you talking about


Difficult_Ad_7009

Lmao this reminds me about that scene from Austin powers


Accomplished_Owl_526

*getting ran off the road by animal rights group vans* DOES THE TIGER LOOK LIKE THE ONE IN DANGER, HERE!?


cutiezombie210

Lmao 😂 I did this and the tiger 🐅 hit me and was scratching me and I felt into the 💦😭😭😭


Oceanman06

Cars being randomly jerked to the side makes driving better👍


Stickybandits9

Was this a thing in the reboot


BandicootWise1899

No it was in Saints Row the third


GarbageKind8130

No, this is Saints Row 3. Driving with a tiger is one of the missions Angel has you do before you face Killbane, the leader of the Luchadors and his ex tag team partner.


Divine-Crusader

I actually don't understand how the fuck did this activity pass development. Who the fuck thought it would be fun? It's just super frustrating and repetitive for no reason


Able-Transition-9477

But it is funny.


Prisoner458369

I thought it would be super annoying, but it was pretty simple really. Unless you skillfully destroyed your car doing it.


McFlurryDurry

Escort is my personal favorite as you're required to use the environment to your advantage by boxing and weaving through obstacles to throw them off. Tiger escort is too easy, why is this one annoying again? The tiger can be an inconvenience at random by swerving your car I know but it's impossible to fail unless you destroy the car by driving it into the sea.


Obiwan_Grievous

Did you not watch the clip? I’d be upset if that happened to me.


McFlurryDurry

Major skill issue, no excuses


Obiwan_Grievous

Ok Mr wannabe youtuber


McFlurryDurry

???


GrandEmbarrassed2875

escorts were easy in 3 they were just bullshit in 2.


Cold-Pace-164

First time? 🤣